Chapter 383 The job is lost!
No, I don't want to move at all.
It has been two days since the holiday trip ended, but it is like a plague of opening syndromes. Even after returning to my daily life, I still can't help but work hard.
Many times, there are not many things during the holidays. In addition to sleeping until you wake up naturally every day, there are all kinds of casual free itineraries. I remember that in the past, elementary and junior high school students encountered weekends, they always had to fight with the established weekly homework for a while. You should know that not everyone's weekends can be magnificent. Therefore, I usually write some trivial matters of life casually, and finally make up for the ending thoughts of today, which was a really happy day, and it was perfunctory.
It was a little off topic. In short, what I want to emphasize is not that every holiday is full of interesting things, or it should be said that on the contrary, I was even busier than usual during this resort trip, such as trying my best to stop Sanozhen from running to clear out the thieves, or staring at Beatrice to tell her not to bully Xiaobai.
As for Luweika, who is the main object of this trip, perhaps because she was influenced by the novels she saw, she has developed a great enthusiasm for cooking in the past few days. Even though she took all the points of this guy to fight, her talent in life is definitely the waste level. She learned the basic skills of not throwing egg shells into the bowl when beating eggs for a whole morning. Then, even if I was accompanied by her, she still fryed the kitchen twice afterwards. However, compared with the previous actions of both, the trouble she caused was the smallest.
This place is full of resentment. If you don’t deal with it, a place of undead will form in less than ten years. For the sake of the body and safety of several people, it is best to leave here as soon as possible. After a few days, I will write a letter to the Holy See of Light and ask them to appoint a bishop to come and perform the purification ceremony.
This is the third day of the holiday. A monk who suddenly came to the door said the original words. After hearing the other party say this, I realized that I could not stop Seno. It is estimated that the few clovers near the resort have already flowed into a river.
Sano turned a good resort into a haunted attraction in the future. Beatrice was not willing to be outdone at all. When I discovered it, all the plants in the forest around the resort received the genetic improvement of this magician master. Without exception, all the carnivorous attributes were added. As long as those entering the resort failed to meet the standards, those forests that looked peaceful at first glance would immediately stretch out their claws and attack innocent passers-by or evil invaders.
Although I don’t know how the conditions for Beatres were established, when the holiday ended, the small animals who lived in the forest used to live well, but the number of people who died in this forest had exceeded ten, except for a few bandits who seemed to be coming to seek revenge. I even saw the body of the ascetic monk.
I mourned for the ascetic for a few seconds. Judging from the fact that the person came to the door to remind the residents of danger, this person was probably a good guy. So in order to prevent a great man from dying so cowardly, I turned around and asked the Dark Priest to build an altar to perform the transformation ceremony of the undead creatures for him.
Now this ascetic has become a member of the Great Demon City. After quickly receiving his new identity as a skeleton mage, he went to the city for pre-service training. Before leaving, he did not forget to maintain a good attitude and comforted me: Although I cannot continue to use the magic of light, I have almost infinite time to slowly study the teachings, and the appearance of this skeleton also gave me a good start. This allowed me to invade the group of undead creatures to promote the faith in light. Therefore, Lord Demon, you don’t have to feel guilty about me, but my identity during my lifetime may cause you some trouble.
What trouble? I couldn't help but feel a bit of ominous premonition.
I am the former Pope of the Church of Light.
Damn it!
If the story of successfully capturing and killing the former Pope of the God of Light spreads, I believe that Betrites' negative reputation will inevitably be with Seno, the fierce and famous beheader, in an instant, and then the Demon King City can prepare to fight the Knights of the God of Light.
You don't have to worry that since I retired, I have been traveling alone all over the mainland. I rarely contact people from the Light God Cult. According to my understanding of the church system, it will take about ten years for them to find out that I am missing. It will be at least twenty to thirty years after they have checked the truth. I have become the light attribute completely opposite. The former Pope of the Light God Cult was calm in the early stage: What's more, our Light God Cult is not such a radical sect. We generally prefer to study doctrines and educate people all over the world. Although I am dead, if I can use this to let the immortal creatures understand the essence of the Light God Cult, this sacrifice is completely worth it. By the way, I wonder if you are interested in joining the church? As long as you are willing to set an example, I can immediately write a letter of recommendation to the Light Church and let them enthrone you as honorary bishops...
The ex-pope, who was transferred to the skeleton wizard, was stripped of all the words from his memory afterwards. Overall, the final result of this vacation trip was unexpectedly gaining two new subordinates, which to a certain extent eased the dilemma of the lack of manpower in the Demon King City.
Of course, Xiaobai, who was scheduled to be accepted as a demon pet, has not yet shown any willingness to surrender. At most, she can only be kept as a pet to play. For example, now she is being used as an excuse for cultivating tacit understanding by me, and she is left in the study of the temporary demon king city, and she is bored to work with me.
Looking at me as I was slacking off with contempt, Xiaobai yawned a big yawn, then stretched out his paws and pushed down the pet bowl in front of him, as if protesting why no one had brought lunch to him at this time.
Ah, today's lunch part was eaten outside. Since I knew that the nine-tailed demon fox had a very high IQ and could understand the common language, I pretended to remember it temporarily and said to her: I just had to browse all the files that had accumulated for several days before going out and review and stamp them.
Xiaobai raised his head and cast a suspicious look at me.
You are trying to ask why I didn’t finish my work as soon as possible, right?
Xiaobai nodded and confirmed that my guess was correct.
It's very simple, because I lost my job! I pushed the documents to the other side of the desk and lazily laid my upper body on the desk: I don't want to work than to eat. Anyway, as long as I adopt the procrastination tactic, others naturally don't dare to really make me, the devil starve, but in comparison, it's hard to say on your side.
Xiaobai suddenly supported her upper body. Under the food offensive in Demon King City during this period, this guy obviously had the initial foodie attributes. For a gourmet, giving her unpalatable food or fasting is definitely much more serious than corporal punishment.
Just like Luvika, if I dare to say that I want to fast food, she will dare to turn against me, even if it is actually a small joke...
After all, you are not a regular member of the Demon King City now. You are just a waste of food. As the saying goes, you must give something first. I think with the physique of a high-level monster, even if you don’t eat for a day or two, it’s okay. I leaned on the back of the chair and shrugged: Then again, it doesn’t matter if you don’t act like my demon pet. What I need here is an employee who can help deal with cumbersome documents, otherwise what if I treat it as a job?
Xiaobai snorted and raised his head proudly, the refusal was obvious.
I, who mastered the other person's lifeline, sneered, dug my nose with my little finger, bounced a piece of booger towards Xiaobai, and said arrogantly: Okay, then you will have nothing to eat for dinner today.
Bump! I dodged away my flying weapon in disgust. Xiaobai angrily pressed the pet bowl with his front paws, tilted the vessel and repeatedly hit the ground to vent his dissatisfaction.
Hey, after all, I am the king of the demon clan. Not only did you, such a high-level monster, not only did you not accept me, but you also asked me for free food. I am not a charity company, so you actually glared at me? Be careful that I spit on you with a saliva!
Bump! Bump! Xiaobai continued to knock on the floor with the pet bowl.
It doesn't matter if you can be more arrogant, but I'll call Sano or Luvika to come later.
When the ultimate move was used, Xiaobai suddenly fell into a stagnant state. After recovering, he dragged his heavy steps to support his body on the desk. Fortunately, this guy could freely scale his body size, otherwise my study room would be the only way to go.
Seeing Xiaobai having no choice but to compromise, I showed a successful smirk and pushed all the documents and review seals to her: Be good, after handling these, I will invite you to a restaurant for barbecue in the evening. (Want to know more exciting news about "About Being a Demon King"? Open WeChat now, click the "+" sign in the upper right corner, select Add a friend to add an official account, search for "qidianzhongwenwang", follow the official account, and you will never miss every update again! 51read) (To be continued, please search for Piaotianwenxue, novels are better and faster!
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Chapter completed!