The fifty-sixth chapter, the first hill of the dead cow(2/2)
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The moon is high and the wind is clear, the warm breeze blows on the face, and the fragrant grass is delicious. Mu Fengqing and Sun Shangxiang are lingering on the grass all night.
the next day,
"Wait and the next day, my soul is fading!!" Mu Fengqing protested to the big mouse with dissatisfaction.
The big mouse asked naively: "Is it swollen?"
Mu Fengqing said angrily: "What's the swollen thing? What's the story of the......... just now?"
"Uh, what? Could it be that it was lost by a certain river crab?" The big mouse looked extremely surprised.
"Nonsense!!! After a certain point of river crab fell, it should be **********. You are...ah!" Mu Fengqing analyzed calmly.
Seeing that the big mouse had been seen through, he had to say, "Shajia is for you, afraid of invading your **, so he used an ellipsis instead."
Mu Fengqing said: "I'm not afraid of being exposed. I was already exhausted in "Very**". You can completely recreate the scene of me enjoying the beauty attack in a realistic and delicate way."
"Why are you so shameless?" said the big mouse.
"What does it mean to be shameless?" Mu Fengqing asked.
"Damn! That means you are shameless!"
"You are shameless!"
The big mouse was helpless and had to say: "Actually, there are too many functional descriptions in these two chapters, and readers are annoyed if they read too much. It would be better to use ellipsis to let readers use their imagination."
"Aren't you playing with your father?"
The big mouse said: "The experts suggest that you can open two windows on the computer at the same time, one to see the chapter with the ellipsis in front, and the other to see the A movie. While watching the ellipsis, you can watch the A movie, and the sense of substitution is super strong! In addition, the official recommended number for this novel A movie is star297."
"Damn! All the numbers are out! You are truly shameless!" Mu Fengqing became angry, "Will you die if you use your mind more to write?"
"..." The big mouse was looking at star297 obsessedly, salivating.
"Fuck, this guy is helpless!" Mu Fengqing was in tears.
The next day, Mu Fengqing was awakened by Sun Shangxiang with a bucket of well water. In the hazy, he thought it was Guan Yun Changshui who flooded the seven armies and shouted: "Help!"
Sun Shangxiang looked at his silly and smiled: "Idiot, it's time to get up!"
Only then did Mu Fengqing see the bucket in Sun Shangxiang's hand: "You bad guy!"
Mu Fengqing got up and chased her, and Sun Shangxiang ran away.
"Oh~" Mu Fengqing pretended to slip.
"What's wrong?" Sun Shangxiang saw Mu Fengqing fall and ran back with concern, but was hugged by Mu Fengqing.
"I hate it." Sun Shangxiang said, "It's so bright."
Mu Fengqing kissed Sun Shangxiang and said, "Life is short and hard, so you should enjoy it in time." Then she wanted to do evil things.
He had just woken up and his limbs were weak, but Sun Shangxiang was full of strength and reached out to punch him in the face: "Skew."
"Oh~" Mu Fengqing was really hit this time, and she couldn't open her eyes, so she had to let go of Sun Shangxiang.
At this time, Zhuge Liang ran over, picking his teeth with one hand and waving his feather fan with the other hand and saying to Mu Fengqing far away: "Young Master, it's time to pay the bill!"
"Didn't I give you money?" Mu Fengqing asked.
"The money you gave is not enough!" Zhuge Liang said as he spit out a piece of minced meat from his mouth.
Damn, these culinary talents! Mu Fengqing had to look for the meat-selling uncle with a slight expression on her face.
When Zhuge Liang saw Mu Fengqing's eyes turned black, he smiled and said, "Haha, no pervert has a good ending!"
"Who is the pervert?" Mu Fengqing became angry.
Zhuge Liang immediately ran away like a light rail tram.
Mu Fengqing barely walked to the meat-selling uncle. When she saw Gan Ning, Dian Wei and Huang Zhong were stroking their stomachs to promote digestion, as if they had stuffed a watermelon inside, and she was scolding her whole heart.
When the meat-selling uncle killed a pig, he complained to Mu Fengqing as if he had been separated for many years and was like an orphan who had been separated for mother: "Little brother, you friends are really good at eating, you have lost all your family."
Mu Fengqing joked: "Can you eat your family's assets?"
The pig-killer covered his head with one hand and said sadly: "My family is just a cow. I drink milk during the day and use it as a bed at night. When I am free, I can also use it as a transportation tool. It is really rare in the world!"
"Damn, this cow owed you in his previous life, right?" Mu Fengqing came to the fortress, "This is not your family's fortune, it's just your various mothers, brother!"
The pig-killer continued to cry: "You said that your family is so good that you have to eat your friends..."
Mu Fengqing wanted to give him 10 taels of silver, but when she saw his virtue, she immediately threw him 30 taels of silver: "I'm working hard."
The pig-killer took the money and immediately turned sad to joy and said, "Thank you, little brother."
"You're welcome, it's delaying your business." Mu Fengqing said politely.
The pig-killer said, "It didn't delay much. Actually, my clearance was just over. The cow died and I wanted to go back to my hometown Xiangyang to take a look."
"The cow dies in the first hill?"
"The fox is dead and the first hill is still the first hill. Can't I, a divine cow, be the first hill?" said the pig-killing man.
"Yes, of course," Mu Fengqing quickly said with a message, "Brother, please go on the road, I won't send you there."
Chapter completed!