Chapter 1 Twenty-seven seconds, deserve the ability to find a girlfriend(1/2)
Chapter 1: Twenty-seven seconds, I deserve to be unable to find my girlfriend's ability ()
Early in the morning, the Human Anatomy Classroom at the Medical University of Paris.
"Protest, we must protest, the Academic Affairs Office actually arranged a twenty-six-year-old mentor for us, which is an insult to our identity!"
On the podium, an old man with gray hair raised his arms and shouted.
The old man is named Dandy, and he is the president of a third-rate medical university and a famous expert in "human anatomy".
Not long ago, Dandy received an invitation letter from the Paris Medical University, which said, "President Dandy, in recent years, our school has made breakthrough progress in the field of 'human anatomy' and has specially opened a first-stage training course. If you are interested, please come to our school to report on December 1!"
Dandy was a little unhappy and asked a principal to be a student. Isn’t this bullying?
However, the University of Medical Sciences in Paris is one of the world's top medical institutions, with a course in human anatomy and a trump card at the University of Medical Sciences. Dandy thinks that if he doesn't go, will his peers feel pretentious? Will the professors of the University of Medical Sciences in Paris think they don't give them face?
With this idea, Dandy came very reluctantly!
Then, in the classroom, Dandy saw the identities of other classmates clearly, and her unhappiness suddenly disappeared, and she was so excited that she couldn't help herself!
God, there are only thirty-six students in this training class: thirty-six people, twenty deans, twelve principals, three internationally renowned anatomical authorities, and the last one is the winner of last year's "Nobel Prize in Physiological Medicine"!
This classroom is clearly a place to teach experts authoritative classes!
Become a classmate with so many outstanding people... Face, face!
"Hello everyone, all of you!"
Just then, Dandy heard a loud voice and looked up and found that it was two teaching assistants who came in.
An assistant pushed a mobile anatomy table with two adult male bodies on it. "Students, this is the anatomical specimen to be used in this class. Please observe carefully: one of them died in a car accident, and the other one was twenty-eight years old, died of swine flu..."
Another assistant held a stack of blue-skinned brochures and distributed them one by one. "Dear students, this blue book briefly introduces the situation of the tutors in this training class. In order to better complete the teaching, please read carefully and understand your new tutors in advance..."
The meat show is here!
Who is the new tutor who can teach so many experts and authorities?
Dandy was extremely curious and opened the first page of the blue book like a pilgrimage...
"The tutor of this training class is served by Professor Jiangnan: Jiangnan, Chinese, male, twenty-six years old..."
Seeing this, Dandy suddenly changed his mind, "What does this mean? The Academic Affairs Office actually arranged a 26-year-old mentor. Doesn't he know our identity? We are professors, deans, principals, and even Nobel Prize winners!"
"Absurd, absurd! I am sixty-eight years old this year and I will never accept a twenty-six-year-old mentor!"
Another expert also stood up and the booklet slammed on the ground. "How much medical achievements can a twenty-six-year-old man achieve? How many skills can he have to educate us!? It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous!"
Other experts respected their identities and did not shout, but their faces became very ugly!
Dandy saw his protest, which actually caused a group of seven or eight experts to respond. He immediately burst into blood and rushed to the podium, "Experts, seniors, I was not qualified to call you, but what the Academic Affairs Office did this time was too much! We must protest! And we should also apply to the Academic Affairs Office to let Jiangnan, a young mentor, get out! Does anyone want to go with me?"
"I'll go!"
"It's me too, alas, this is simply nonsense!"
The emotions in the classroom suddenly reached the critical point. The two assistants looked at each other and smiled bitterly, "What should I do? As these old experts, they are fully qualified to protest and are fully qualified to let Professor Jiangnan get out..."
"What else can I do? I'll go find Professor Jiang!"
An assistant felt that the situation was no longer something he could control, so he sneaked out of the classroom.
But as soon as he went out, he saw a young man wearing gold-rimmed glasses leaning against the wall, gently wiping a cane, and smiling faintly...
"Professor Jiang, you, are you here?"
God, since you are here, why not go in? The assistant said anxiously: "Professor Jiang, hurry up and go in and take a look. The experts' emotions are already..."
"Calm, calm!"
The young man wiped his cane until he wiped it spotlessly, and then he slowly came to the classroom door, "Okay, I'll clean them up."
The assistant breathed a sigh of relief and said worriedly: "Professor Jiang, be careful. The identities of these old experts are extraordinary, so don't offend them..."
The young man was about to open the door, but when he heard this, he turned his head and smiled, "Sir, do you know why?"
"ah?"
"Why can I become a professor at the age of twenty-six, but you are still just an assistant at the age of thirty-two?"
"This... please give me advice."
"Because in my eyes, the so-called experts and the so-called authority are used to offend, to transcend, to conquer! Do you understand?"
"Good morning, old gentlemen!"
Jiang Nan pushed open the classroom door, walked to the podium, spread his hands, "Introduce yourself, Jiang Nan, you can call me Professor Jiang and Teacher Jiang!"
In an instant, the classroom became quiet.
The experts were looking at Jiangnan suspiciously, thinking, is he Jiangnan? He has such elegant temperament and a perfect smile...
However, no matter how good the appearance is, it cannot cover up the fact that he is twenty-six years old!
Jiangnan, you must get out!
Jiangnan saw the expressions of the experts and did not give them the chance to speak, so he used his cane to pluck his ears, "Okay, your identities and your dissatisfaction, I have heard them outside! The old gentlemen think... I don't have the ability to teach you, is that true?"
The experts looked at each other, and finally, Dandy stood up, "Yes, I don't think you're qualified to teach us!"
"But, my qualifications and my abilities... aren't you the final say... right?"
Dandy was stunned.
"Well, old gentlemen, I will give you a chance, an opportunity to prove my ability: the original teaching plan for this class was cancelled, and the time of a class, as long as it is within the scope of anatomy, you can challenge any ability of me! If I lose, it's not a lot of money for you to apply, I will leave myself, but if none of you can defeat me..."
Jiang Nan shook his head and smiled, and did not continue to say it, but the experts still heard the following meaning, "If we gather the thirty-six best anatomical experts in the world, we still cannot defeat me, then, please go to class honestly and call me honestly... Teacher Jiang!"
Jiang Nan sat next to the body, "Now, who wants to be the first to challenge me?"
The experts suddenly began to hesitate. They were not afraid of losing, but just challenged a twenty-six-year-old young man as their identities...
It's embarrassing!
After a while, Dandy was eager to show herself in front of many experts and strode to the anatomy table, "I, Sophia Medical University, President Dandy is here to teach you a lesson!"
Jiang Nan smiled and said, "Old sir, what kind of abilities do you want to challenge me?"
"As we all know, the speed of dissecting a corpse represents the degree of understanding of the human structure of an anatomical expert, and also represents the anatomical level of this expert. Jiangnan, I will compare the speed of anatomical with you!"
Dandy grabbed a scalpel on the stage, then stood up a stopwatch, and said proudly: "I don't know how long it will take for you to complete an autopsy, but it only takes me three minutes! Jiangnan, dare you compare?"
"I said it, I will accept any challenges." Jiang Nan shrugged.
"Okay, start the timing now!"
Dandy pressed the time button of the stopwatch with one hand, waved the knife with the other hand, and the scalpel pierced the corpse's chest like lightning!
The experts all showed an expression of excitement!
After dissecting a corpse, it is not just about the common people's understanding of "breaking the corpse" or "skinning and removing bones like killing a pig."
A complete human body is composed of dozens of complex tissues and organs - the heart, brain, bones... Only by dissecting all of these organs, putting them in different categories on the dissection table, and completely separating them from other organs can this be considered to be "completed"!
Dandy boasted that if he hadn't lie, his understanding of the human body structure had reached the level of "knowing the right hand" and his anatomical strength was worthy of the four words "expert authority"!
Jiang Nan smiled and observed Dandy's anatomy technique for a while, and suddenly asked, "Old sir, if my anatomy speed is slower than you, I will naturally leave, but...what if you are slower than me?"
Dandy was stunned and snorted: "If I am slower than you, no matter where or on any occasion in the future, I will call you a 'teacher'!"
Jiang Nan smiled with satisfaction, then he came to another corpse and slowly stretched out his cane...
Click, the cane is broken, and there is actually a set of ingenious anatomical tools inside!
"God, this is..."
The experts were stunned, and even showed a greedy look. For an anatomical expert, this cane is simply a priceless treasure!
"Old gentlemen, although the person who gave me this cane said that this cane was made of meteorites outside the sky and contained seventy-two anatomical tools, which is really amazing, but please forget it for the time being, okay? Because... I'm about to start dissection!"
Jiangnan attracted everyone's eyes and looked at Dandy with a smile, "This old man said that it only takes three minutes for him to dissect a corpse, which is very good. As his mentor, I am very pleased, but... it only takes twenty-seven seconds for me to dissect a corpse!"
A corpse was broken down in twenty-seven seconds!?
The experts were upset, "It's ridiculous, it's impossible!"
"You think it's ridiculous, do you think it's impossible? But what I want to say is - if you don't understand it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist!"
Suddenly, Jiang Nan gently flicked his cane, and a small and sharp scalpel jumped into his palm, spinning and piercing into the throat of the corpse!
"Gentlemen, how much do you know about China's historical interesting stories? Have you ever heard a story called 'The Sauvignon Cutting the Ox'?"
While dissecting the anatomy and staring at the numerous experts and authorities, Jiangnan suddenly said something seemingly irrelevant.
An expert pondered: "A very famous story, it is said that Mr. Ding can break up a scalper in a few dozen seconds."
"If the 'Salvation of the Ox' is used to dissect the human body, can we break down a corpse in twenty-seven seconds?"
The expert was stunned, "Can you... know how to cut a cow?"
Jiang Nan smiled but refused to answer, "Ask another question, have you heard of 'chain knife'?"
"Nonsense! Chain knife is the fastest anatomical technique in Western medical anatomy. Of course we have heard of it, but the skills of chain knife have long been lost!"
"Who said it was lost?" Jiang Nan suddenly raised his voice!
To be continued...