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030. Dark cooking? I just misplaced the phosphor!

The travel caravan was formed by the grocery store owner Shi Grandma Shi. Every quarter she has to travel back and forth to several towns around her, entering some rare specialties or goods that are not available in Yishan Village. Although she is old, her understanding of the jungle is not weaker than that of ordinary hunters. There are also rumors that Grandma Shi still hides bottomless combat power.

Grandma Shi was very welcome to joining Bai Xiaoqiu and Shi Manqian. She had two additional formal hunters to help, and no matter how much she counted, she would not suffer any loss.

In addition to Bai Xiaoqiu and the other two, the formal hunters in the caravan also had a pair of brothers named He. The boss shouted He Biwen, good at using big swords, and carried a follower cat named Poke; the second brother was called He Biwu, good at using heavy crossbows, and the follower cat he brought was called Kira. In addition, the caravan also had seven or eight pseudo hunters, who were usually responsible for fighting and could help during battles. In other words, their role was similar to that of the follower cat, and they did not have cute functions, so they felt a little bit of a loss no matter how they looked at it...

A group of more than a dozen people were walking on the commercial road in a vast way. Since they had not entered the forest, everyone did not have to do much to guard the surroundings. Therefore, they were talking and laughing, and they were a bit like they were on an outing.

Grandma Shi was sitting in the trucks pulled by Bobo at both ends, chatting with Bai Xiaoqiu and the others.

"Xiaobai, how old are you this year?"

Bai Xiaoqiu replied honestly: "It's twenty-three."

Grandma Shi's wrinkled face raised a kind smile: "How is the income of temporary hunters like you?"

Listening to Grandma Shi's tone, Bai Xiaoqiu suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of inaccurate vision, and replied uneasyly: "It's similar to an ordinary formal hunter."

"Oh...what are the benefits?"

Bai Xiaoqiu became more and more uneasy: "It's the same as a formal hunter."

After receiving Bai Xiaoqiu's reply, Grandma Shi's eyes suddenly flashed with her eyes, and she decisively used her trump card: "Xiaobai, do you have a partner?"

Bai Xiaoqiu: "..."

"Look at your elder brother He and the others can make soy sauce when they are as old as you."

“…”

"Do you want my mother-in-law to help you become a matchmaker? I think Li Xiaohua in our village is pretty good and is very suitable for you."

“…”

"Xiaobai, why don't you talk? Are you so happy and moved that you can't speak?"

Bai Xiaoqiu couldn't bear it anymore and started to fight back with a black look on his head: "Grandma Shi, I heard you are single too?"

“…”

"Aunt Zhang from the Blacksmith shop can make soy sauce when his children are as old as you."

“…”

"How do you think of our village chief? Although he is a little ugly and shorter, he is still a real-powered cadre! At that time, one of you is in politics and the other is in business, and dominance of Yishan Village is just around the corner!"

"...Xiaobai, I think it's not too early. Tell the two brothers of the He family to find a place to rest. Let's make a fire and cook, and stay here tonight."

"But I am still more interested in your emotional issues. Why don't you look at Boss Li in the mining area?"

"Get out of here!"

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As long as there are cats, you will never have to worry about not being able to eat delicious food. However, Shi Manqian suddenly remembered that he had been saying that he wanted to show his skills to Bai Xiaoqiu, so she opposed the opinions and refused the help of the two cats. She worked alone in many ingredients for a long time, and finally completed a dinner for ten people.

"Is this what you mean by the big meal?" Everyone looked at the plates of 'brightly-colored' food on the dining table with a strange expression, and asked uncertainly: "Do you think your cooking skills are very good?"

"Of course!" Shi Manqian's face was full of pride.

"Has anyone else expressed their approval about this?" Bai Xiaoqiu asked further.

"That's not..." Shi Manqian explained: "I usually do solo, and I eat everything I make and eat it myself. You are the first batch of you who are lucky enough to taste my cooking skills~~" She looked like you made a profit.

He Biwen hesitated for a long time and tried to express himself in a tactful way: "But the stuff you made... doesn't look like it can be eaten no matter how you look."

Most of the things made by Shi Manqian are flashing with strange purple lights, and two suspicious bubbles appear from time to time. Even if Shaoen, a genius chef in the dark cuisine industry, takes action personally, the appearance is almost the same. It is certain that you will die if you eat this kind of thing. The only thing worth considering is what the death animation will look like... Bai Xiaoqiu personally thinks it will melt a little bit, and then be erased from the entire law of cause and effect. From then on, there will be no more names of eaters in the world...

"How could it be? The things I made look scary, but they were actually delicious." Seeing that everyone didn't believe in her, Shi Manqian simply picked up a large piece of protein polymer (Bai Xiaoqiu really didn't want to call that thing meat) and put it in his mouth without hesitation: "Look, there is nothing, it's delicious!" She picked up another piece without feeling satisfied, "Xiaobai, do you want to taste it?"

Bai Xiaoqiu quickly covered her mouth: "I don't want to beat you to death. I just know that there is shit in this dish, and there is poison in the shit!"

"Damn!" Shi Manqian was furious, "I worked hard to make a table of delicious food for you. If you don't want to eat it, you'd even say there is shit in the dish... Don't want me to cook for you again in the future!!" After that, Shi Manqian ignored Bai Xiaoqiu and carried a plate of protein polymer to the corner.

Seeing that Shi Manqian was really angry, Bai Xiaoqiu felt a little embarrassed. It took a lot of effort to make a table of food for herself. It was indeed a bit too much to say that... Moreover, Shi Manqian is a foodie. She just ate such a big bite by herself and it was nothing to do. Maybe these foods really just look scary?

Bai Xiaoqiu hesitated and stretched out his chopsticks to a plate of red fried meat. This was the most normal dish in a table of food.

"Xiaobai, think twice!!"

"Yes, yes, beauty is precious, life is even more expensive!!"

Seeing that Bai Xiaoqiu wanted to pick up food, the group of people pulled Bai Xiaoqiu like someone who persuaded him to jump off the building. Bai Xiaoqiu didn't care. Anyway, he stretched his head and shook his head, and just quickly picked up a piece of meat and threw it into his mouth...

"How is it?" Everyone asked curiously, and Shi Manqian, who ran to the side, quietly raised his ears.

Bai Xiaoqiu chewed it: "It doesn't taste, it's a bit numb..." He asked Shi Manqian: "What's the name of this dish?"

Shi Manqian ran back happily and looked at it, saying, "This is fried pork with pepper!"

Bai Xiaoqiu suddenly felt an unknown premonition and asked with sweat on his head, "How many peppers have you put?"

"Twenty, hide the peppers..."

Bai Xiaoqiu fell to the ground without saying a word.

"I've died young!!! Xiaobai fainted!!!"

"Click the person, pinch the person!!"

"Idiot?! He was so dizzy that he was almost poured into white water!!"

......

After some trouble, Bai Xiaoqiu was finally rescued.

He sat there with his eyes blank, looking like he had been ruined.

"As for it, isn't it just that I just put a little more peppers? Why did you faint?..." Shi Manqian said with a little embarrassed but still stubborn.

"A little bit?!!!" Bai Xiaoqiu went crazy. "I am very sensitive to chili peppers. I usually eat chili peppers according to the gram... I'm already lucky if I don't die if I do this?!"

He Biwen patted his forehead helplessly: "It seems that these dishes are not allowed to be eaten anymore. Let's eat some dry food for one night..."

But at this moment, Poke and Kira jumped out with signs.

"The cats accept the challenge! Twenty minutes to present you a sumptuous meal!" He Biwu recited the content on the sign and asked with some doubt: "Can you do it?"

Kira erected another sign: "Just look, cat people are all masters of cooking!!"

Shi Manqian said to himself with a little sourness: "Hmph, just wait for the inferior food made by those cats. You will not be blessed to enjoy the delicious food made by me!"

She picked up a large bowl of soup and drank half of it, and poured the remaining one to the ants on the ground: "Little ants, you are lucky today, let you eat something delicious!"

Those ants that were poured into soup turned into blue smoke...

"Wuwuwu, this world is not real!!"
Chapter completed!
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