Special: Miss, do you like banging too?
ps: This is something that happened before the red fog mutation occurred and in another parallel space...
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Vampires are born by gathering the resentment and foul air of heaven and earth, never old, immortal, and immortal. They are abandoned by the three realms of heaven, earth and man, and are displaced outside the six realms of sentient beings. They are wandering and helpless, displaced, and use resentment as their power, feed on blood, and use the blood of sentient beings to vent endless loneliness. However, the nature of things is incompatible, and there are vampires who have left disasters, and there are also righteous people who are upholding the right and warding off evil...
At that time, the world is about to be in chaos, and the war in Türkiye is about to break out. The mountain rain that is about to come wakes up the king of the vampire, the mysterious vampire ancestor Dracula!
"Damn it!!!!!!!" Renjidi threw the book in his hand to the ground and stamped his feet in discomfort. "Damn which bastard is this a divine book written by a bastard!!!!"
Renjudi picked up the book without believing in evil and saw it, and was stunned. "Damn!!! "I have a date with a vampire"!??" Then he turned the book to the author's signature area behind and saw it, and it was petrified again. Because the author's signature above was Chen Shier...
"No, no!" Seeing Renju Di's book that harmed him like this, Xiang Linzi instantly snatched the book from Renju Di's hand.
"But author, you are too disrespectful. You have clearly turned me into such an irresponsible mother, and there have not been many chapters yet!" Xiang Linzi raised his head in dissatisfaction while the Renju Di petrochemical process was in the process of Renju Di's petrochemical transformation.
Well~~Don’t care! Don’t care! Didn’t you think of you? And you even gave you such a good name.
"I'll go!!! Are you a cute god?! Even if Karin looks like Nagato Yuki, you can't just put Morikine Yuki's name on me!!!" Karinko picked up the "Summer Haruhi Suzumiya" at hand and threw it to the author.
Ah! Although this book has been published for a long time, I haven't had time to buy it yet. Thanks~~
"Well! Return it to me! Return it to me quickly!" Xiang Linzi waved her arms helplessly at the black hole on the roof of her room. She regretted that she threw the shock out in an impulse.
After reading it, I will return it, I will withdraw first!
"Hey!!!!" Looking at the closed black hole, Xianglinzi's cute god said that he was under a lot of pressure. The other party is the author who can't afford to offend...
"This is unscientific!!!" Renjudi woke up and finally woke up from the shock of the extremely scammed book "I Have a Date with a Vampire".
"Awaken?" Xiang Linzi said that she was sitting calmly at the counter, looking at the light novel picked up by Wuyuanzuka Xin. It seemed to be called highschooldxd, and it was very popular recently. However, in the view of Yuki Mori, who has read many light novels, this is just another cute novel. In comparison, he likes the Fate and the Autumn Scenery more... (Isn't that a game anime!!!)
"Piracy! Absolutely pirated!! Is my favorite TV series pirated like this?!!" Renjidi clenched his fist and looked up at the sky with tears in his face. "The fans of "Zombies" will cry! Jiangchen will cry! Ma Xiaoling will cry! Chen Shisan will cry! The most important thing is that he will cry after being criticized for four hundred years!"
"Well... I'm not calm anymore. It's really bad." Xiang Linzi pushed her glasses.
"Hey! Pushing glasses is my exclusive action!!!" Renji pointed at his black glasses frame in dissatisfaction.
"You are so embarrassed to say it! You don't even look at your black hair, black glasses, and don't eat other people's apples casually! Do you think you are Colonel Chu!"
"Silly!" Renjudi pushed his glasses and looked at Xiang Linzi with contempt. "The wisdom of a mortal! Talking too much to you will kill my brain cells. Also, my intelligence limit is unmeasurable."
"Then don't come to Xianglintang, bastard!!!!" Xianglinzi picked up the octagonal object at hand and threw it towards Renjidi.
Baji! A gossip pattern appeared on Renjidi's face. Clang! Something that fell to the ground smashed a little spark like a star.
"Oh! The Bagua Furnace of Magical Sha was made by others!" Xiang Linzi found that he seemed to have thrown out something very important, so he ran to pick up the Bagua Furnace in a panic.
"You are... so spoiled by the magical samsa." Renjudi looked at Xiang Linzi helplessly with the "tattoo" of the Bagua Furnace. "Her Bagua Furnace is broken again?"
"Nonsense! I'm watching Shasha grow up!" Xiang Linzi picked up the gossip stove and put it back on the table, then glared at Renjidi fiercely. "Mrs. Wuyu died early, and the boss rarely has time to discipline Malisha, so Malisha always had a quarrel with the boss. Later, they moved out of Wuyu's house. I was not at ease with Malisha, so I resigned from my boss and came to the edge of the world to open this Xianglin Hall to take care of Malisha. Fortunately, even if I resigned, the boss would give me some financial assistance regularly, otherwise Malisha and I would go hungry."
"Oh~~ You are really an unexpected good person." Renjidi was surprised. Although he already knew that Morijin Yuki was a half-demon, he still didn't expect that she had worked under humans and was also a "nanny" who grew up taking care of Marisa.
"But the character of Malisha who is very sensible, and 'As long as you are in my master
I am my friend who survived the tyrant theory of making friends by cannons was also taught by you? "Renji Di's atmosphere destruction index is 100%!
"Get out!!!!" Another book flew towards Renjidi.
"Oh, hide! If you are hit by such a book, you will die!" Renjudi quickly avoided the heavy books flying in, as if they were called Luoyancheng Ci. Anyway, they were very heavy books.
"It's best if you die!" Xiang Linzi said, glaring at Renjudi angrily.
"Every time you declared war on me first, what can I do..." Renjidi shrugged and said that he was innocent. "That was the case when he first met."
"You have been calling my name wrong yet! And you haven't gotten out of here yet!"
"After saying this, I think it's been a bit long." Renji took out some coins from his pocket, "This is what Saki Yesan asked me to give you, the money for those tea sets last time."
"Hmph! You are still a little conscience in the Red Devils..." Xiang Linzi grabbed the coin and put it in his small bag.
"Then I'll leave first." Renjudi carried the bag higher than himself on the ground. Then he raised his hands and flew away with a "Zha!". Of course, his chest had no timer that turned red in 3 minutes and dingdong and dingdong.
Xiang Linzi seemed very annoyed to drive away the mosquitoes and waved her arms. "Let's go. Don't come here except to pay back the money in the future, really!"
"Ah~ah~ Let's continue reading." After confirming that Renjudi had left, Xiang Linzi sat down and picked up the book and started reading.
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Renji's thinking, flying in the air, still stayed in the tricky book "I Have a Date with a Vampire". He still cared a little about the book that changed the plot without even changing the plot.
But what he cared about was the beginning. If he remembered correctly, it was about the history of zombies and the generals of the zombie king. If copied, then what was the origin of the vampire? He remembered that the legend seemed to be the thoracic... Uh~ The piercing Gong Dracula came.
"It's better to ask the lady." Renji said to himself. Although he hadn't been to the Red Devils for so long, he was still a little afraid of the lady who was a vampire. Because every time Sakiya sucked his blood, he was afraid that the lady would be in a good mood one day, so he grabbed him and took him to take a sip.
However, it seems that the young lady is in a good mood today. She is eating the Italian cuisine she made. By the way, Renji Di does not know how to cook other than Chinese food. Those foreign dishes are taught by Saki Ye. However, after making them, they are even better than Saki Ye's skills, which puts Saki Ye under great pressure.
Renjudi only expressed that he was used to living alone, and his idol was the Tiandao Meiguansi...
"Miss?" After thinking about it, Renji decided to ask clearly the questions he wanted to ask.
"Hmm?" Remilia, who was eating the food, wiped her mouth gracefully, "Is there anything wrong with my chef?"
"Is your ancestor Dracula?"
That's what I should have asked.
But I decided to tease my little protagonist.
then……
"Do you like your ancestor Dracula, who likes to poke anus with sticks?.........Ah?"
A cold situation...
Then...a red, thick and long stick-like object was formed in Remylia's hands...
"What do you say!!!"
Puff!
...
“Ah♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂”
"Pachy! Come and treat the injury!"
"Why is the place where he was injured? Remi!!!"
"China holds him down! I guess it hurts even more when I pull it out!"
"Well! Renjidi, you are so awesome! I only dare to be plugged in!"
"Change! Pervert! I actually asked Lord Pachuli to treat here!"
"Remi! Pull it out quickly! I want to stop the bleeding!"
"Meow! I dare to slander my ancestors! I'll pull it!"
“Ah♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂”
Salute to Renjudi!
Greetings~ Greetings~ Copy search Copy search
Chapter completed!