Section 87 Return to being a man???
Chapter 87: Resuming to be a man???
The weather seemed good today, and Zoro, who was sitting on the new ship Sunny, was a little inexplicably irritable. The anxiety coming from inside her body made her very upset, especially when she saw a curled eyebrows in a black suit jumping over her and humming an unknown song again and again, the feeling became stronger and stronger.
"Strange..." muttered dissatisfiedly, Zoro tried to shake his head, trying to relieve the anxiety a little, but it didn't work at all. This was fatal to a swordsman. Zoro knew this very well, so she was planning to calm down, but for everyone in the Straw Hat Pirates, the word quiet seemed to be inappropriate. Looking at Luffy Usopp and Chopper who were rolling and playing loudly on the deck, Zoro with blue veins on his head was trying to endure it while there were more and more intersections on his forehead... "Can you be quiet a little?!!" Finally, Zoro, who could not bear it, roared at the two on the deck: "It's like this all day! It's so annoying!!"
"Hey?" Stopped and looked at Zoro in confusion. Luffy quilted the straw hat with a strange look on his face: "What's wrong? Zoro... your face is so red... are you having a fever?"
"Ah...I don't look like..." Usopp next to Luffy nodded seriously: "It should be the menstrual period..."
"Um..." Zoro, who was covered in black face, drew out a text with a "swoosh" and said (Snow walked in the battle of Justice Island and was destroyed by a rust fruit abilities of the Navy) "Usopp! Do you want me to teach you what implicitness means?"
"Ah...this is not necessary..." Usopp, who was sweating in his head, grabbed Chopper: "Chopper! It's time to show that your existence as a man's doctor! Now go and treat the lady tortured by the illness in front of you!"
"Woo..." Chopper, who was about to collapse under Zoro's murderous aura, shook his little hooves in panic: "But it's mid-month...that...that...will not come..."
"Hu..." He breathed hard, Zoro took back his words and pressed his forehead: "Abstract... Please be quieter... I feel very annoyed today..."
"Ah...is that true?" Looking at Zoro who had returned to peace, Luffy walked up to her in confusion: "Well... Zoro, you are covered in sweat..."
"That's right..." Usopp also walked over with Chopper in his arms and looked at Zoro's sweat-wet shirt: "Don't it matter? Do you want to take a cold shower? Hahaha, the bathroom in the Sunny is great! You haven't tried it yet?"
"Ah! Yes, yes!" Luffy also grinned and echoed: "Frankie's craftsmanship is great! That bathroom is really comfortable to use! Isn't it? Chopper."
"Ah...yes..." Chopper nodded with his eyes: "And medically says that taking a cold shower can remove anxiety..."
"Ah... is that?" Nodded, Zoro stood up: "Since that's the case, I'll try the new bathroom too...you guys keep playing..."
The bathroom of the Sunny is not far from the deck, but the inexplicable irritability of Zoro walking in this passage is even stronger, just like he can't help but yell. This feeling... seems to have encountered it somewhere?
Shaking his head and expelled the messy thoughts from his mind. Zoro rarely found the bathroom door without getting lost. He opened the bathroom door. The inner compartment was the place for showering. He took off his clothes one by one. Zoro habitually brushed his long hair behind his head, but this time he felt empty. "?" Zoro, who was a little confused, tried again, but still couldn't touch the long hair behind his head. "Strange, everything today is strange..." Zoro, who touched his chin, frowned: "First it was that inexplicable apple, and then this kind of thing... There seemed to be a guy who looked as much as curly eyebrows in the bathroom. Forget it, let's take a shower early to calm down..."
So Zoro magnificently ignored the figure in the bathroom and opened the inner door, then stepped in. Lying comfortably in the cool water of the bathtub, Zoro closed his eyes comfortably. Sure enough, taking a cool shower was indeed helpful to eliminate irritability. What Chopper said was quite credible. When he opened his eyes again, Zoro discovered something... Sanji was in a good mood today, and even she couldn't tell why. In short, after being busy for a while,
After the room, based on the principle that gentleman must be elegant, she planned to take a shower to remove the sweat from her body, and also try out what the new bathroom of the Sunny is like. It seems that Luffy and Usopp are very satisfied. They thought of it and do it as the principle that Sanji has always followed. And, indeed, the bathroom of the Sunny is indeed very comfortable, and at this moment... "Crash..." The inner door of the bathroom was opened, and a familiar green algae head walked in straight, and then sat in directly.
Beside himself in the bath, this guy seemed to close his eyes comfortably... Then... "Um..." The two people looking at each other were petrified... Time was still for ten seconds... "Ahhh~~~~~~~" A high decibel scream immediately shocked the poor birds above the sailing ship Sonny. Zoro, who was staying next to this sound source, immediately began to doubt whether his ears were broken, but soon
, He found that things were far more than that simple... "Green~~~ Algae~~~ Head!!!" Sanji, who jumped out of the bathtub, turned around with murderous intent, looked at Zoro, who was still covering his ears with pain in his face, gritted his teeth: "I thought... you might be just a green-haired swordsman who was so confused that he was so charming that he was so stupid that he was home... But now I seem to be a big mistake, huh?"
"Gaba Gaba..." The joints of both hands made a loud noise, and a darkened smile appeared on the corner of Sanji's mouth: "It seems that I really underestimate you... I dare to break into the women's bathroom in broad daylight...you..."
"Oh..." Instinctively felt something was wrong, but Zoro still couldn't think of it, so he could only maintain a petrified state. "In order to maintain the beauty of the girls on this ship... Green Algae Head!" Sanji, who was covered with flames all over his body, shouted: "Just go to hell and the devil for companionship! Demon Windfoot!!!"
"Wow!!" "Dong!" "Wait a minute... curl your eyebrows..." "Go to death! Don't beg for my forgiveness! You pervert!!" "Boom!!" "I said... is something wrong?" "Forgive you is God's business! Now I will send you to repent to him! You are a perfect pervert beast!!" "Rumbling rumble~~~~~" The entire hull of the Sunny kept shaking with the loud noises.
"Woo...what the hell is going on?" Nami, who was drawing a navigation chart in the room and Robin, who was reading a book, immediately felt the earth-shaking movement on the Sunny. It seemed that it was coming from the bathroom??
"Wow...what is this?" Usopp on the bow of the boat looked at the sea around him with tears in his eyes and snotty: "Is it an enemy attack?"
"Ah? The enemy attack? Why did I hear Sanji's scream just now?" Luffy nervously pointed to the direction of the bathroom: "It seems to be there!"
...... "Go to die! Green Algae Head! You beast!!" When the crowd arrived at the bathroom with the most dynamic, they saw such a scene. The surrounding bathroom facilities and bath pools were completely damaged. The whole bathroom was in chaos, just like it was blown by a typhoon. This was not the most important thing. The most important thing was the two people on the ground. Sanji, who was only wrapped in a bath towel, pinched Zoro's neck and rode on Zoro with both hands and gritted his teeth. Moreover, this sentence... everyone's black line... "Oh... is that so? I'm disturbing you..." Loli, who followed behind everyone, bowed to the two people on the ground expressionlessly, and then turned around: "Everyone... don't bother them..."
"......you..." Nami pressed her forehead with her veins: "Even if she has a good relationship, she can't do such a thing! It's so bad!" "Unexpected development..." Robin turned around and smiled slightly: "Just don't make such a big noise...two..."
"It's not what you think!" The two people with blue and black faces shouted at the same time: "It's this beast! (Hurry up and pull this madman away!)"
"Ah... Forget it, I don't care..." Turning back, Nami shrugged indifferently: "Anyway, the relationship between you two is good, everyone knows this, but I didn't expect it to be so good..."
"Ah... Zoro, Sanji... are you playing games?" Luffy and Usopp nodded, "Yeah... This is your partner!"
"You guys! You said it was not what you thought!" Unfortunately, everyone had completely ignored the words of the two parties. At this time, pressing a big bag above his head, Franky pushed open half of the bathroom door in dissatisfaction and walked in: "Hey! What are you doing? Hey, he actually made this new look like this?"
"Ah...it doesn't matter...it's just a friendly emotional exchange between the two people..." Nami turned around irresponsibly: "I'll ask you to repair it later..."
"It doesn't matter if you say this... Repairing this ship is my job... But..." Franky, who touched his chin, pointed to Zoro on the ground: "Who is this green-headed boy? Could it be the chef's little lover? Why haven't you seen him before?"
Jing~~~~~~~"Green head...boy?" The petrified people started to start a lot of people under Sanji. The green buzz cut, although they were beaten into a pig's head, had a vaguely hard face curve. "...Is it possible..." Perified Nami mechanically stretched out a finger to point at Zoro on the ground: "This..."
"No..." After pinching his face, Usopp, the petrified one, nodded: "It hurts very much, it's not a dream... it's Zoro before he became a woman... that is..."
"Zoro...reply to be a man????"
"What~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Chapter completed!