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Chapter 161 On TV

Boss Wang still lives a chaotic and happy life in the Leaf Country. He hangs among a bunch of little girls every day. He attends a carnival party today and holds an unblocked meeting at home tomorrow. He occasionally goes out to raft on Lake St. Louis together, fishing, dancing, and doing AI. His life is perfect. He even accepts TV invitations to participate in an interview program and talks about some sensitive topics without any hesitation to the camera.

For example, homosexuality.

"Love is sacred, she should not be bound by any secular world, she should not be divided into ethnic groups, genders, or even races. Of course, the race I am talking about is not skin color, but humans and other intelligent creatures, such as me and you."

Boss Wang pointed to the female host and said, who immediately covered his little mouth with a happy face, making it look like he was going to open a room together tonight.

"So Mr. Feng, as far as I know, there are many other kinds of intelligent creatures in your country, such as octopus, crabs, mantis, shrimps, etc. Does your love include them regardless of race?" Then the female host asked.

"Of course, it includes." Boss Wang said seriously.

"Uh, this is too..."

“Do you have racism?” ⊙

"No, no, I have no racism." The host said quickly.

This is a very serious crime, especially in countries like Europe and the United States that want to be forced to be a archway and have to set up archways. Even if there is one, it will definitely not be admitted. Once you wear such a big hat, you may even lose your job. They can laugh at the president and prime minister of their country on TV programs, but laughing at the skin color of niggers or other nations is a ruthless act.

"I'm just curious, if it were two different races like this, how to solve their physiological needs?" she continued. She meant that if a crab and an octopus fell in love, how could they solve this problem? By the way, the female host felt that she was almost SpongeBob SquarePants.

"Have you seen a teddy bear?" Boss Wang said with a smile.

"Do you use carrots?" said the female host, covering her mouth in cooperation.

Then there was a burst of happy laughter in the studio.

"In fact, we usually solve this problem in another way. A way you can't imagine."

After saying that, Boss Wang stood up with a smile, first showed his beautiful figure to the camera, especially the old face that made countless girls crazy, and then stretched out his arms as an artificial magician as expected of countless audiences, saying, "Let us witness the birth of a miracle together."

"Oh my God, have you seen it? Oh my God, it's so unbelievable. I can't believe my eyes!" Then the female host covered her mouth and let out a crazy amaze. This time it was sincere, without any artificiality, including those viewers watching this show in front of the TV, almost shot their eyes on the screen.

Because Boss Wang's body in front of the camera was undergoing a strange change. His whole body was changing from head to toe. His face, figure, hair color, and even his skin were rapidly turning black. As the muscles were twisting and squirming, in less than half a minute, he turned from a handsome white young man to a not-so-pure black uncle in the sound of his chin falling to the ground. And he was also a world-famous black uncle.

Well, he turned into a little dark horse.

"People of the US, I will lead you to fight with those terrorists until the final victory!" Boss Wang's version of the little dark horse was the same as the genuine one. He waved his fists like a speech in front of the White House, and shouted with high spirits.

The female host's mouth was so open that she could stuff her fists in, including the staff of the studio and the backstage directors, all had the same expression, and then allowed the picture to spread to thousands of households through wired signals, and even on the TV screens of some American domestic users.

But then Boss Wang raised his hand to cover it in an exaggerated manner, screaming in grief and anger while covering it: "Ah, madam, why are you hitting me? Ah, it hurts so much. I woke up my dreams. Do you know that I am leaning on my dreams and defeating the enemy now?"

In this process, his body changed again, and even his chest was bulging. In less than half a minute, the one shown in front of the camera was replaced by the little dark horse's wife.

Then he put his hands on his hips like a shrew, waved a little black stick that he didn't know how he turned out to be. He shouted while making a whip, "You old pervert, tell me if you were stumbled against Les again last night."

"I didn't. I went to Kerry's house to eat abalone last night. You know he was not at home last night." Boss Wang, who quickly turned into a little dark horse, said with a grievance.

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"How is it, Miss Susan, do we still need to consider the issues you are worried about with this ability? Well, Miss Susan, I won't scare you, right?"

Boss Wang, who completed the role-playing role, waved his hand at the female host who was already in a petrified state in confusion. The latter opened his mouth and showed a smile that was even worse than crying.

Fortunately, as a private TV station in the Leaf Country, they have not done such things to tease politicians before. They will broadcast it. Although this time it is a bit too much, fortunately they are not from their own TV station, so the TV will be no responsibility. The host quickly returned to normal. Then he exclaimed appropriately and asked some serious questions quickly. If he continues to talk nonsense, he might have some tricks.

"Mr. Feng, can you reveal the war between your country and the United States, and when will it last? You also know that we are all very passionate about peace. This war has been fighting for more than a year, and we are all looking forward to the arrival of peace." She asked seriously.

"To be honest, I don't know this. You must know that I am just an ordinary soldier. I am not qualified to participate in this kind of national decision-making. My duty is only to complete the tasks assigned by His Majesty the Emperor. His Majesty the Emperor said I will fight wherever he hits, and His Majesty the Emperor said that he would fight whenever he hits.

But in my opinion, this matter does not depend on us, but on the US imperial government. If they can accept our conditions rationally as soon as possible, the war will end soon, but if they continue to persevere like this, we will have to accompany us to the end." Wang Yue also returned to his seriousness.

"Mr. Feng, in fact, in my opinion, your country's requirements are too high."

The host appropriately pleased the US imperial examination and then continued: "You probably don't know that for our country on land, the issue of sovereignty cannot be surrendered. Your own territory cannot be cedeed to others even if it is a square centimeter, and no government has the right to do so. What's more, what you want is a whole state, nearly 17,000 square kilometers of land. Not to mention that the US imperial examination government will not agree, even their people will not agree, and the territory is sacred."

"Not necessarily? As far as I know, it is common for losers to cede land and pay compensation for compensation in the war history of your land countries. At the beginning of the founding of the United States, there were only thirteen states. How many states are there now? What I know is that the US-Mexico War robbed Mexico more than 2 million square kilometers at one time, and the total area of ​​the US is only? And Florida, it is nothing more than using force to take advantage of the Spanish's power to control it and then occupy it step by step.

In addition to using force, he also bought land directly. In Alaska and Louisiana just bought land in almost half of the country in these two purchases. As for how Hawaii fell into the hands of the US imperialists, this question asked the descendants of the Hawaiian royal family that year, it was nothing more than playing the method of inciting coup and stealing it.

Therefore, the land of this country is not sacred in nature, and there is no difference between us using force to force them to ced Hawaii and they were in Mexico City, and they used bayonets to force the Mexicans to sign the Guadalupe-Hidalgo Treaty, or the US immigrants used bayonets to force the king to sign the infamous Bayonet Constitution at the Hawaiian Palace.

Since they are essentially the same, then they can steal other people's things, and of course we can steal their things. After all, everyone just speaks with force." Boss Wang said.

"Uh?!" The host sweated for a moment.

She didn't expect that this mermaid knew a lot, so she decided not to bother with this issue. After all, it's all shit. If you really want to discuss historical issues, who should those Indians who were scalped to reason with?

"So if your country really acquires Hawaii, how will it manage that land?" she continued to ask. This question is actually what the Hawaiian people care about the most. After all, no matter how you look at this war, the US imperialists are at a disadvantage. Recently, the problem of Hawaiians' migration is very serious.

"This may be decided by the people of Hawaii themselves, and it is impossible for us to migrate to land on a large scale. In fact, most of our people are not suitable for land life, and only a few can, but a few of them like me like them like land life. We want it just to have a bond to interact with land countries. It has no value to us, and we will not interfere with the normal life of the people there." Boss Wang said.

"You mean the people there will continue to be autonomous as they are now?" the host asked unexpectedly.
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