Chapter 430 Yaxiu's Harem
The video of "The Happiest Wife" ranked 8th in the "Happiest Wife" has been broadcast.
Simply put, Harvey made a major breakthrough in the Necromancer faction and created a perfect Necromancer wife. This wife fully understood Harvey's preferences, and her thinking could keep up with Harvey's rhythm. She loved Harvey wholeheartedly. Following Harvey every day to do research is her happiest time. Harvey's progress is the source of her happiness. At this point, it can be called the description of "happiest". After all, normal couples always have quarrels and privacy, and they are simply a puzzle that fits the gap.
It suddenly seemed quite logical.
Then Ash appeared as usual, bewitching his wife in a few words, allowing her to understand how much potential she has as a necromancer. In order to better help Harvey, she decided to become a magician as a necromancer and no longer willing to be a vassal of Harvey!
Suddenly, it seemed quite positive.
Because she chose the second path, she naturally was not the happiest wife, and her ranking was invalid and the reward was invalid.
In the eyes of most people, there is no problem in this future: Isn’t it normal for the necromancer to pinch a necromancer who matches all his sexual habits? Then, in order to take care of minorities, the ranking of the happiest wife is allocated to the necromancer creatures. Isn’t it politically correct?
But in the eyes of those who know Harvey, this is simply outrageous to open the door, outrageously home. If Harvey really needs the sexual function of the undead, then he wouldn't be the only one undead until now!
That's right, Harvey did have someone he liked before, but that was a feeling that he had developed before he could study the Necromancer faction. Just like the cicada in summer, it would be gone if he missed it.
Even if someone likes him, Harvey, who is trapped in the cold winter of the dead, will never embrace summer again.
Therefore, Harvey now sees that everyone only cares about functionality and not about sexual functions.
Ash and Igura have a great say in this regard. These days, because they live in bunks and there is no private space, Harvey has a lot of time to observe them. He has carefully arranged various undead reinforcements, such as strengthening of two-handed ghouls, strengthening of two-legged skeleton demons, strengthening of heart corpse witches... When he looks at people, it is really no different from looking at pork.
And after all, the partner is used for emotional comfort. However, as a madman who is so powerful that he doesn't even need friends, Harvey needs emotional comfort. When he dreams of midnight, he will not be sad about spring and autumn, but will only repeatedly plan his own death scene.
"Have," Ashe asked, "What do you think?"
"The possibility of a problem in my brain in the future is not ruled out." Harvey was very calm: "Maybe I might have new ideas after seeing Igura get married? After all, human emotions are the effects of hormone control, and reproduction is the most concerned item of hormones. It is not surprising that I succumb to biological instinct."
"But necrotic creatures cannot reproduce..."
"Huh?" Harvey looked at Ash with a strange look: "Isn't reproduction just to create a new, wise life?"
"So you still haven't..." As Ash said, he suddenly followed Harvey's thinking. In a sense, the necromancers did reproduce.
"So she is both your daughter and your wife?" Egura said lightly.
"Igura, are you wrong? I didn't say it!" Ash quickly covered Lis' ears: "There are children here, so be careful about the impact!"
Lis broke free from Ash's hand: "Auntie Bojin says more, I want to hear it."
Ash: "Σ(°△°)︴?"
Next 7th place is the happiest Red Hat. The lucky one is Cloris, acquaintance everyone knows. Before she introduced her great achievements, Ash made a fuss. Just like before, Ash easily abducted Cloris, and Cloris seemed to have become Ash's licking dog, and then the ranking was invalid and the reward was scrapped.
No. 6 is the happiest businessman. Yifalin appears gloriously. Character introduction, Yashu is robbing and accepting him as a dog...
No. 5...
Later, it became more and more outrageous. Almost all the people who appeared had something to do with Ash and the others. Ash must appear in the video data. Then Ash will use various methods to make those on the list deviate from the original track, and they surrendered and followed Ash's pace.
And the most awesome thing is that the unmarried women in it, including Clios, Efalin and others, almost all showed strong attachment to Ash. Ash was very suspicious whether the Gospel List was wrong to judge his race, he was a human, not a Veva!
A good "Happiness List" turned into Ash's philatelic journey, and the gospel was almost turned into a marriage agency.
Lis was all over Ash, and she chose her stepmother seriously, saying that this one was not tall enough and that one was not gentle enough, as if Ash had a choice.
"No. 2 of the Happiness List: The Happiest Clan Leader"
Seeing this title, even though Ash was used to the outrageousness of this list, he still had an ominous premonition.
"Introduction: With the help of his sister Nona Senheiser, Jenna Senheiser will grow the family..."
Lis keenly noticed that Ash's body suddenly became stiff and asked, "Dad, why did you get nervous when you see Sister An Nan's mother?"
An Nan looked over when he heard the sound.
"No!" Ash quickly shook his head: "I'm afraid! Qinna almost captured our holy land magician. I was afraid when I saw her. Isn't this normal?"
Lis and Annan stared at Ash suspiciously, lowered their heads to continue looking at the video materials.
The scene at the beginning was quite normal, which was the story of Qinna becoming the patriarch and supporting Nona after she became the patriarch. Until the familiar scene flashed, "Ashu" suddenly appeared in the picture.
""You!" Qin Na immediately stood up nervously: "Why are you here!?"
""Isn't it normal for me to appear here?" Ash walked to Chinna: "Didn't you always want me to be a Senheiser? Are you not happy to go home now?"
"As he said that, he reached out to touch Qinna, but was slapped by Qinna: "Ash, Senheiser doesn't welcome you, hurry up"
"Bang! Ash pressed Qinna back onto the chair, and their faces were pressed very close, and their noses almost touched their noses."
""Improper." Ash stared at her and said, "Your heartbeats very fast, are you nervous?"
""I'm afraid, I'm afraid of you!" Qinna gritted her teeth and said, "How dare you, Ash?"
""You called wrong again." Ash gently touched Qinna's face: "What should you call me? Hum?"
"Qinna suddenly turned red. The dignified Holy Land Red Hat dared not resist. Instead, her body stiffly clasped against the chair, her chest kept undulating, her eyes moved away, and bit her lower lip and said, "Master, Master..."
"Be good." Ash touched her, sticking out her tongue and gently licking Qinna's face. Qinna's body suddenly became soft and melted on the chair like a pool of water. Ash easily picked up Qinna and turned to look at Nona who was blushing beside her: "Nona, come here too."
"The next scene, the big bed."
"Ban Ji, help."
"good."
Gu/span>Ashu and Ban Ji blinded each other and covered their ears, instantly blocking Lis out of the World Channel. Lis must not be resolute and kept struggling: "Why don't you let me see my father and Aunt Qinna!? Let me see it and let me see it! Did they kiss?"
This is not.
After all, it is a picture that is aimed at the entire gospel. In fact, the scale is very small. In the picture, only Ash is lying on the bed with a quilt covered with it, which immediately makes Ash let go of the big stone in his heart...
But when he saw two balls suddenly popping up in the quilt, he felt the big rock in his heart that he let go and hit his feet hard.
I saw Qinna and Nona crawling out from both sides of the quilt, one on the left and one on the right, and the flushing and sweetness on the elf sisters' faces showed that they were quite satisfied with Ash.
In the Senheiser building, a maid took a breath when she saw this scene.
"So it's true!"
"They said to me at the beginning, but they were just a word! I thought he was just a lie... That man actually belonged to the clan leader's sister..."
"Class leader, the clan leader can act coquettishly! He even begged him, begging him not to... I wouldn't dare to dream of such a scene even if I dreamed!"
"Why didn't Captain Nona say anything...oh?" The maid magnified the picture as much as possible: "Captain Nona's mouth seems to be... pulling silk..."
"No. 2 of the Happiness List: The Happiest Clan Leader"
"Introduction: Jenna Senheiser could have become the happiest patriarch with the assistance of Nona Senheiser, but unfortunately he met Ash Heath and became the latter's forbidden body, and this ranking was invalid."
"Reward: invalid"
"The culprit: Ash Heath"
When the second place in "Happiness List" ended, the room suddenly became silent.
The atmosphere was so solemn that even the spiritual wise man didn't know what to say about warmth.
Lis stared at Axiu sadly, then turned to Annan and said, "Sister Annan..."
Although it is still an ordinary greeting, at this moment, the title of "Sister An Nan" seems to be given a new meaning.
An Nan glanced at them expressionlessly, lowered her head and said, "The first place has been updated."
"No. 1 of the Happiness List: The Happiest Queen"
"Introduction:..."
The first place actually didn't even have an introduction, so he just transferred to the video materials. Moreover, this time the Gospels seemed too lazy to pretend to be reposted, so he let Ash appear as soon as the show started.
"In the magnificent palace, Ash sat lazily on the throne at the top, and the young queen sat on his thigh, her face was invisible to the camera, and she held Ash's neck affectionately, looking like the favorite concubine of the tyrant devil."
The image ends.
"No. 1 of the Happiness List: The Happiest Queen"
"Introduction: There is Ash Heath, the ranking is invalid."
"Reward: invalid"
"The culprit: Ash Heath"
Ash closed the Gospels with relief.
This is his most distressing list because he appears as a villain from beginning to end.
Unlike the "Family List", he can only be considered a dog-legged person on the family list at most, and the mastermind is also the necromancer Harvey. This time, he was almost all the food in the "Happiness List". From the last one to the first place, he ate almost all the grass beside him.
If evil has color, it will definitely not be as colored as the Ash.
When Ash saw Lis turning back to see the queen, he said, "Don't look, that's definitely not your stepmother, I don't even know her... Alas?"
Lis suddenly became nervous and quickly closed the Gospel: "Dad, why are you surprised?"
"No, I just found that the queen looks quite similar to you." Ash said.
At this time, Lis was also sitting on his thigh, holding his neck with one hand, which was indeed somewhat similar to the scene of the queen.
Lis' body stiffened, but soon became nothing, and she laughed with her waist on her waist: "Yes, I'm the queen! So Dad, you have to listen to me, and you're going to buy ice cream tomorrow!"
Ash was too lazy to pay attention to her, so he turned to Annan and Igura: "I have finished reading the list. Can you explain what happened to the weaving ceremony?"
An Nan closed the Gospels and thought about the language for a while.
"Do you know about 'Seeding God'? In ancient dramas, when the plot needs to undergo a major turning point and let characters like angels appear on the stage, the illusionist will create scene effects, allowing angels to appear very suddenly on the stage."
"Later, in drama novels, 'Sentence of the God' refers to those far-fetched, forced, and unprepared plots. For example, when a writer does not know how to write it, he will arrange an angel to save everything, or a meteorite to destroy everything."
Ashu said thoughtfully, “We are angels?”
"No." An Nan said: "You are meteorites."
Chapter completed!