Chapter 285 You Don't Even Want To Call Me Dad(1/2)
"Liz, don't move around. If you move around again, we'll all be on the street!"
On the road out of Azula's city, a group of people from the funeral office were engaging in a healthy night ride.
Yes, they are riding bicycles.
After leaving the core city of Azura, which is the edge of the second-tier city, An Nan asked everyone to get off the car, and then released the floating vehicle, allowing it to escape freely in another direction.
"Don't get caught by evil humans again," Ash thought as he looked at the floating car in the distance.
No need to elaborate, even Ash knew the meaning of this move: continuing to drive would only expose their specific location, and they might blow up while driving.
Although according to the confidentiality rules of the Gospel, others cannot directly locate the location of Ash and others, but they can find ways to track their vehicles. And all vehicles with automatic operating systems are using the data analysis of the Gospel. Have a good month at home.
For NTR enthusiasts like Yuan Office who like to control other people's cars, it is only a matter of time before they become the victims.
It is inevitable to change transportation, but it is already the seventeenth century. Not to mention the Gospel Kingdom, even the Blood Moon Kingdom is promoting transportation automation. Therefore, when they are preparing to escape Azura, the only safe transportation they can find is-
-bike.
In addition to single-person bicycles, there are also two-person and three-person bicycles. In addition, the light screen on the bicycle shed is playing images of orc-elf couples’ parent-child trips. It is conceivable that these bicycles should be used for outings in the countryside.
, rather than for escaping.
Speaking of which, is the orc-elf couple a model couple officially recognized by the Gospel Nation?
Then the scene suddenly became funny: everyone rode bicycles to escape from the pursuit of the red hat and the office, and An Nan was wearing pajamas, and Ash was wearing slippers...
Fortunately, there were no cars on the roads outside the core area of the city at night. Otherwise, if someone saw them, they might not think they were some weird reorganized family.
Ash was responsible for driving Liz. Although there were bicycles for children, firstly they were slow, and secondly... Liz couldn't ride them.
So Liz could only sit in the back seat of Ash's car, but she really seemed to think it was a temporary outing, wandering around restlessly. After scolding her, she felt that the little girl finally calmed down, and Ash
Xiu also breathed a sigh of relief, blowing the cool night breeze and thinking about the current situation.
There is no doubt that the reason tonight's transition from a peaceful working life to an escape plot is all because of him.
Although he did nothing, his existence has been stamped by the Gospels as contrary to public morals.
Ashiu still hasn't figured out why he appears on the art list, and it's still in the capacity of the work - he can only be glad that the creator is Annan and not Harvey - although the Gospels praise his portrait as the first
1. It looks like a fanatical fan, but in fact, it looks like a fan but is actually a fan.
Even though there is not a single word in the Gospels about what Ash has done, the first nine works clearly show that the Gospel Kingdom is in disaster, and the first-ranked work is a personal portrait. No one with any imagination would think that Ash
He's an innocent tourist passing by.
Either the savior angel or the source of all evil, there is no other option.
Obviously the Empire Central Committee believed the latter, and actually Ash also thought it was the latter - he didn't think he had the courage to save the world.
However, he didn't really think that he would create a legacy that would last forever. He simply felt that his resume was tainted by An Nan and Yongjie Chang Zai.
That's right, eternal calamity is always there. Ash still remembers that colleague who pooped and didn't know how to wipe it. The new profession she left for him, 'Eternal Calamity Walker', still exists. Ash strongly doubts that he will be on the art list, there is a high probability
It was the Eternal Tribulation Walker that finally took effect, triggering the "luck check -50 at critical moments", so it was recognized by the Gospel as a disaster in this world.
Just like a project that was losing money and falling apart, the angry big boss wanted to find someone to lay off at random to vent his anger, so he casually pointed at Ash.
In addition, An Nan is also very suspicious. According to her, in order to interfere with the future weaving of the Gospels, she has been adding color to the resumes of Ash and others these days. Although there is a high probability that the Gospels are not believed, what if they are believed?
Now it's just in case.
God knows if An Nan added a setting to him similar to "This is a genius magician who never gives up, is full of passion, is good at uniting his partners, and his ideal is world peace and everyone understands each other" - if that is the case
As for the character design, it is really not unfair that Ash was wrongly accused by the Gospel.
But now Ya Xiu needs to think about one more question.
That is whether An Nan will hand him over to ensure his safety.
Even though An Nan escaped so quickly, in fact she had no need to escape. As long as she agreed to jointly develop Igula and others with Jiahao Yueyuan Agency, Jiahao Yueyuan Agency would immediately become her backing.
She has a way out.
But Ash has no way out. Now the Empire Central Committee has listened to the slander of the Gospel and actually believes that a 0-star waste like Ash will really bring disaster to this land. Once he is caught by the red hat, he will definitely die, even if
It is useless to talk about human rights in the gospel kingdom.
Detained? After being imprisoned for a few years, he will definitely become resentful and bring disaster!
Exile? If you are exiled, you will definitely feel resentful and take revenge on society!
Now that we are convinced that Ash's future will only bring disaster, all roads leading to the future will be regarded as nutrients. The only way to save Ash is to leave him with no future.
If it were someone else, Ash would definitely agree to sacrifice his family's happiness, but the problem was that he was being sacrificed, so of course he couldn't just surrender.
Be prepared for the worst...
Snapped.
Ash heard the sound of the safety being released, and then a hard object pressed against his lower back.
"...Are all children's rebellious stages so intense nowadays?"
However, Ash soon realized the reason why Liz was so aggressive - a floating car roared from behind, which brought too heavy a psychological burden to the escapees.
They were riding on the tree-lined road at the edge of the road. Although it was night, the infrastructure of the gospel country was so perfect. Every ten steps there was a light, and the road was as bright as a cemetery during the day.
However, An Nan and others did not do anything special. When the floating vehicle passed by, Panji explained: "That is a fast delivery truck, fully automatic and driverless, and we have not been discovered yet."
"But what about the driving monitor in the car?" Igula asked: "If our whereabouts are photographed..."
An Nan directly chose to flee out of the city instead of staying in Azura to fight guerrilla warfare. The biggest reason was that there were too many monitors in the city. Rather than directly targeting the target location, both the Red Hat and the firm preferred to use the Gospel to investigate the monitors.
——Monitors do not have as high a level of confidentiality as natural persons.
As long as they have left traces on the monitor, others only need to spend some points to obtain their last location. This is legal and compliant and belongs to civil rights.
"This car is going to the secondary city Omidor. Even if Azula's people use the Gospel, it is impossible to call Omidor's monitor data across the city. It will be at least the day after tomorrow when they find our traces."
"By then, we will have appeared in another city."
An Nan rode his bicycle and turned into the path next to the road, and the group of people followed him in. Soon, they came to a hill, or a hillside, which was not even as high as the cedar trees on both sides of the road.
"It should be right here..."
An Nan motioned for everyone to get out of the car, and then she and Panji searched around.
When Ash was free, he glanced at the gun in Liz's hand: "Where did it come from?"
"I bought it at the curtain." Liz said: "The "Children's Fun Arms Gift Pack", in addition to ten boxes of bullets, there is also a box of kitten bullets, a box of puppy bullets, and a box of very rare dogs.
Bullshit for fattening! Only one gift bag out of ten will be released!"
"What's the use of special bullets?"
"It looks good! biubiubiu! If you ejaculate on others, they will be happy, right?"
"Children can actually buy blunderbuss from the curtain and have it delivered to their home... In this regard, it is much more open than Blood Moon." Ash stretched out his hand to lower the muzzle of her blunderbuss: "Remember not to point the muzzle at anyone, and you
The insurance is not off...just leave it to me for safekeeping."
"No!"
Liz showed an expression like a little animal protecting food, shook her head resolutely, and tightly guarded the gun, "We... Liz needs the gun to protect herself!"
"I will protect you, have you forgotten, our contract -"
"But dad you don't mean it."
Ash's stretched out hand was knocked aside. He blinked, and the tacit understanding built up by eating, drinking and playing in the past few days was completely shattered with this blow.
The white-haired little girl showed a hint of loneliness on her face. She looked down at her toes and said in a hushed voice: "You actually hate me in your heart, right? I had to pull you and make you sign an agreement to protect me... Who
Would you want a daughter who will only cause trouble?"
"If there is no danger, we can continue to play the father-daughter game." She clenched her gun: "But the game is over."
Harvey and Igulla glanced at them, turned their heads and guarded the surroundings.
Ash looked at the little hedgehog in front of him, but he didn't feel much surprised.
As Liz said, their relationship was just for fun. At first, Liz just wanted to maintain a superficial father-daughter relationship with him to numb An Nan. However, these days were too peaceful, so peaceful that Ash heard "Dad"
He will also turn his head subconsciously.
The illusion of peaceful time has been shattered, and it's time for them to return to the life-and-death reality.
Having said that…
Ash squatted in front of Liz, eye level with her.
"When you ask Aunt Bojin to tie your hair, you should have a better attitude. The trick is to tie yourself an ugly braid first, and then he will not be able to stand it anymore."
"Um."
"The best way to play games is to find Benji, followed by Harvey, but remember not to enter his room when looking for Harvey."
"Um."
"And when you are looking for the eldest lady..."
Liz couldn't listen anymore, so she grabbed his sleeve and pulled it back and forth.
To be continued...