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Chapter 7 Old Taoist or old liar?

The old lady dipped some water in the cold water basin with skillful hands, then reached into the pot and picked out two oversized steamed buns that were obviously different from other charming goods, quickly put them in the bag, and then shouted: "Boy, eat while it's hot!"

Luo Ye picked it up and smelled it, and smiled and said, "Grandma's craftsmanship is good, it's so delicious!"

After saying that, Luo Ye ran away.

When the old lady heard this, the wrinkles on her face smiled deeper. She cursed and said, "You can talk! Run slowly! You bastard, why are you doing so fast? After finishing a good college outside, don't stay in the big city, come back here to stay..."

Listening to the old lady's criticism, Luo Ye was not angry at all. He ran forward with a smile. When he passed by a breakfast stall, he picked up a thermos on the table and shouted: "Ma Diade, you took the soy milk away!"

The next moment, an old man with horse face rushed out of the room, pointed at Luo Ye's back and cursed: "Road! I know that I'm not afraid of choking you with a mouthful of soy milk! You can run slowly! Let you live in the city and work is close to you, and you must come back..."

Luo Ye still ran forward with a smile, drinking soy milk, and her mouth was filled with white foam. At the same time, she ran all the way and asked: "It's all morning!"

A middle-aged and elderly woman who was drying wine lees raised her head, smiled a little, and then cursed angrily: "It's so bad! You are the only lazy guy in the village!"

"Do you want to make a fool of yourself?" Luo Ye saw the only blacksmith shop in the village burning a fire. An old man pulled the bellows while shaking his fan.

Seeing that the other party ignored him, Luo Ye shouted again: "Diadia, are you a thug?"

The old man hummed, raised his head, glared at Luo Ye, and said in a bad tone: "Are you blind?"

Luo Ye smiled dryly, wiped his nose, quickly turned his head and looked at Grandma Hua, who was still a little angry at Sun Dahai's door. He leaned over with a thick face and laughed, "Grandma Hua, my jeans are open!"

Grandma Hua glanced at Luo Ye and said angrily: "Don't care!"

Luo Ye immediately leaned over and pulled Grandma Hua's arm and said, "Grandma... Grandma... Sun Dahai has offended you, I didn't offend you again... Besides, I just had such a bright pair of pants, and I have no need to wear it after I opened the gear."

Grandma Hua said she was angry, but she couldn't cover her love for this bastard boy. She said helplessly: "Okay, okay... The person who has emerged in 20 is still like a child! You go, I'll ask Xiaohua to get it to your house later, is it still the old position?"

Luo Ye knew that Xiao Hua was the yellow dog next to her with a swollen face like a steamed bun. This dog was very smart and could do a lot of things for Grandma Hua. He even brought Luo Ye's clothes on the stool to Grandma Hua's house. Luo Ye still liked this dog very much.

Speaking of this, I have to mention that the village style of Shizipu Village has always been very simple, and it is a famous poor village, so no thieves come to visit. Therefore, Shizipu Village almost never closes the door at night. Luo Ye goes out every day and does not need to lock the door. The elderly sitting at the door chatting and playing cards every day will help each other to see each other's house. Therefore, Xiaohua naturally does not need to learn the skill of unlocking when she goes to Luo Ye's house.

Luo Ye responded: "Yes, then I'll leave first if it's okay!"

Grandma Hua shouted: "Wait a minute! I'll measure the length of your pants."

Luo Ye looked at Grandma Hua with puzzled eyes measuring his long legs with a ruler and asked, "What's wrong?"

Grandma Hua said: "There is a little rag at home. I'll make you a pants so that you won't wear those two pairs of pants every day to embarrass our village."

Luo Ye suddenly turned red and said repeatedly: "Thank you grandma..."

"Go away quickly, I'll be annoyed when I look at you." Grandma Hua waved her hand and drove away the people.

Luo Ye ran away with a giggle.

At the end of the village is an ancient bridge, which is said to be an old object from the Ming and Qing dynasties. Unfortunately, the bridge is not long, only about twenty meters long. In addition, it has been disrepair. It is covered with thick dust and cannot see the texture of the stones. The sides are covered with ivy and moss. The river channel under the bridge has long been gone, just a pool of dry river channels. In summer, when the wind blows, dust will fly up.

Someone once wanted to demolish it and repair it, but the old people in the village disagreed and gave up.

As the young people in the village went out to work and the elderly passed away one after another, the village became more and more desolate and less popular.

Today, the stone shop is almost forgotten.

After getting on the ancient bridge, Luo Ye saw an old man wearing a yellow Taoist robe with a large collar open, revealing the thick clothes inside. Then he leaned against the bridge railing very indecently, wearing a pair of large sunglasses on his eyes, and couldn't see whether he was sleeping or awake.

There was a hexagram stall in front of the old man. The hexagram stall was painted with Tai Chi Bagua, and there were a lot of ghost painting talismans such as Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun. He also threw a few copper coins on it. A palm-sized turtle shell was lying beside the copper coins.

In short, this old man gives people the feeling that there is only one, which is extremely unprofessional.

However, just as Luo Ye stepped on the bridge, the old man sat up as if he was electrocuted, sat cross-legged, and sat upright. At the same time, he pulled his clothes closed and opened his mouth and said, "Young man, I heard that you have weak steps, your qi and blood are deficient, and your evil spirit is irritating. I'm afraid you have bad luck recently?"

When Luo Ye heard this, he turned his eyes and cursed: "Old guy, don't pretend, there are no customers, it's me!"

"Cao, you boy." The old Taoist priest cursed, then leaned on the bridge railing slanted, and then stretched out his big hand and said, "I want the big one."

Luo Ye gave the old Taoist priest a blank look and said, "I took off my sunglasses, it wasn't completely dawn this day. What can you see if you bring sunglasses that cost two yuan to paint black?"

The old Taoist priest said disapprovingly: "You little brat, you always call out in a coquettish manner when you see others, and you shout in a coquettish manner, and your mouth is like honey hanging. Why do you become as stinky as Changsha tofu when you get to me?"

Luo Ye asked back: "What do you think?"

While speaking, Luo Ye took out a steamed bun from the cloth bag and threw it to the old man, and then placed the remaining half pot of soy milk on the old Taoist priest's hexagram stall.

The old Taoist priest shouted quickly: "Take it away, take it away! It's dirty, it looks unprofessional!"

Luo Ye gave him a blank look and asked, "Where do you come from so much nonsense? Do you drink it or not? I will take it away if I don't drink it!"
Chapter completed!
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