Chapter 686 Reasons for Losing
After the First World War, the Persian team was deeply hit. Ha-for-the-American Prince stayed behind closed doors.
In the next two days of game, the Persian team not only lost to the strong team East Turks but also to Li Tang team. Finally, they even lost to the polo team sent by Dou Jiande of the Great Xia to learn and observe. The Eastern Turks naturally would not be polite to Persia to take the opportunity to take advantage of the situation and win. Although the Li Tang team was not willing to win, the Persian team was not in the state, Li Yuan let the empty goal many times and they just couldn't make it.
In the end, Li Yuanji felt that winning one goal was to win more and win more, and the applause and cheering were too enthusiastic. The little beauty who came to watch the game was too crazy, so she simply fucked five or six goals and then teased the little beauty. So Li Tang, the peacemaker, also won. Of course, the winning of the Daxia army was that it was moisture. Persus wanted to regain morale and kill this Daxia to defeat this third-rate polo team. Who didn't know that the substitution in the second half changed a few strange soldiers. The result was only one step away and lost to this third-rate team in Daxia.
Regarding the performance of the Persian team, Xu Ziling of the Chinese Army compiled a set of reasons for the loss and the goal process, and asked the famous craftsmen in Chang'an to carve these words on the monument of Zhuque Street.
Li Tang had signed an agreement before, but no one could convince him that Wei Zheng, the old stubborn, had to let the Chinese army do this.
The winning process is naturally very pleasant, but everyone has spread to thousands of families, but it is not as eye-catching as the Persian team's loss. Some people are flirting with the sedan team early to wait for the red cloth to unveil the auspicious time.
When thousands of people watch the auspicious time, the Chinese military gongs and drums are roaring firecrackers and lit up lions and dragons.
The two envoys Wei Zheng and Li Fucheng personally unveiled, and Wen Yanbo, who was preparing to persuade the Chinese army to make trouble, simply died of his heart. Wen Yanbo, who was the stubborn leader of the Chinese army, felt that it was better to persuade a cow than to persuade him.
Wei Zheng not only unveiled himself but also read it to everyone himself.
Of course, everyone applauded and cheered warmly when they heard the victory of the Chinese army. However, when Wei Zheng read that Xu Ziling had sorted out the reasons why the Persian team always lost, everyone burst into laughter and laughed so hard that no one could stand up straight. Even Wen Yanbo, who came to persuade him, turned around and laughed secretly.
The reason why Persian team always loses:
The turf is wrong.
1. The turf may be too hard; 2. The turf may be too soft; 3. Persian horses are not suitable for the turf or mud.
Weather reasons.
1. It is snowing, raining, hail, snowing rain, and north wind blowing; 2. The sun is too good, dazzling, overheating. Half the sun is inclined west and half the shadow is uncomfortable; 3. It is neither cold nor hot (cannot cause trouble to the opponent).
The reason for the competition.
1. The singmaster is not biased to the Persian team; 2. The singmaster seems to be biased to the Persian team's opponent; 3. The singmaster is not wrong in the number of goals; 4. The opponent's Matthew is too strong and fast; 5. The opponent's skills are too good to cooperate and have too tacit understanding, too many tricks and tricks are too weird; 6. The singmaster is not completely rejected by the opponent's polo; 7. The opponent's morale is too high to swing the entire team; 8. There is no infinite timeout, no stoppage, and no time can be stopped in time.
Off-field factors.
1. The atmosphere of the away game is affected; 2. Li Tang's audience does not cheer for the Persian team; 3. Li Tang's audience will cheer and disturb people's hearts; 4. Some people throw things into the field (but there are always flowers and colorful paper without stones and firecrackers that can not hurt the proud opponent or scare the opponent's horses).
Lottery issue.
First, fighting with the Chinese army first reduced morale: Second, fighting with a strong team like the Chinese army according to normal play, the Persian team should lose; Third, the Eastern Turkic team in the same group played regularly, but the Persian team was afraid of losing too much, and the Persian team was too burdened to play normally; Fourth, facing a weak team like Daxia, not paying attention to the opponent enough, it was just a temporary carelessness.
Foreign aid issues.
First, the Tubo foreign players did not lose the game, which was because the Persian team hidden their strength: second, the Tubo foreign players did not lose the game, but they still lost the game, which was because they were not used to Li Tang's field, and did not get tired from Tubo, Li Tang's journey of thousands of miles.
Equipment basics.
1. The horse is too bad, not strong, not flexible, not fast, and cannot evolve into Pegasus; 2. The stick is too bad, want to save the ball, too short, want to dribble the ball, too long, and want to shoot the ball, not long, and cannot automatically shorten it; 3. The translation is too bad, and the translation is too bad, and the translation is right. 3. The prince of the U.S. prince of the U.S. prince of the U.S. he angrily scolded; 4. The quality of the Persian team is too poor, and he cannot come to Persia from Persia.
The team cheered up; 5. The Persian horse-raising officials were too poor to raise ordinary horses into Pegasus; 6. The Persian imperial doctors were too poor to cure Persian's disrespectful morale; 7. The Persian chefs were too poor to make food that people would be excited to eat; 8. The old palace maids who swept the floor of the Persian inn had poor appearances, although they were beauties, that was already more than sixty years ago; 9. The Persian team had poor name...
Although the Persian team lost a lot of reasons than the Chinese army's winning process, the craftsmen didn't mind at all.
They were willing to charge the same price and carve so many words into the back of the monument without missing a single omission to serve as a role model for the world to admire.
No one could stand after reading these words. Everyone was laughing so hard that they were cramped. For the first time, someone suggested to shout long live to this fun Xu Zilinghuan three times to show his inner excitement, but Wei Zheng stopped him. It was not in accordance with the rituals of Xu Ziling, who did not ascend to the throne and become the emperor. However, he did not object to everyone. Long live the Chinese Army.
Li Fucheng also smiled and posted a piece of red paper on a temporary wooden sign on the side.
There are different handwritings on it that say:
If the Persian team wins, I will return the territory of Hamilton Prince to him... Xu Ziling, the leader of the Chinese Army.
If the Persian team wins, I will send a hundred beauties, including the prince of Haha...Luoyang City Lord Wang Xuanshu.
If the Persian team wins, I will quit drinking... The Chinese Army’s wine king Ouyang Xiyi.
If the Persian team wins, I will laugh... The cool swordsman of the Chinese Army, Ba Fenghan.
If the Persian team wins, I will run naked... The Chinese army is secretly angry with Zhou Laofang.
If the Persian team wins, I will agree to establish diplomatic relations... Wei Zheng, the leader of the foreign envoy of the Chinese Army and the Minister of Foreign Affairs.
If the Persian team wins, I will make half the price...Li Fucheng, deputy director of the Luoyang Commerce and Finance of the Chinese Army.
If the Persian team wins, I will use a big knife instead... Li Yuanji, the King of Qi, is the user of Li Tang's carriage rifle.
If the Persian team wins, I will kiss the prince's butt... Liu Xiao, the envoy of the Great Xia Dynasty, was a great scholar.
If the Persian team wins, I will recognize the Western Turkic commander Ye Hu as my godfather...Mo Heer, the commander of the Eastern Turkic envoy.
Everyone was almost laughing and rolling around on the ground after watching it.
The tears couldn't stop splashing out, whether it was civilians, wealthy businessmen, Confucian scholars, officials and gentry, or ladies, all laughed wildly. After this burst of laughter, I couldn't stop for a long time, on the contrary, there were countless people who were becoming more and more popular. First, there were soldiers patrolling the streets, and then more people. The curious people who heard the news were finally the merchants who were trading...
Everyone was wiping their tears while reading, and they were really laughing so hard that they had no energy, so they went to rest for a while before laughing.
No one doesn't smile so much that his face is cramped and his intestines are tied, but no one cares about this.
The Confucian scholar who received the help of the Chinese Army could not read it accurately and clearly. He had to make everyone laugh for a while before he could read it again... The Chinese Army used red paper to indicate that those who approached must have a healthy heart and strong self-control and those who were newly in a family or were in poor health were not allowed to see each other.
The storm of laughter exploded into the palace, and even the Tang Emperor Li Yuan, who had been a little depressed in diplomacy recently, laughed for an hour after hearing the news.
Although he did not express his opinion, he secretly asked Eunuch Wei to reward the living treasure Xu Ziling with a big-headed doll with a jade-made baby.
Chang'an Huaxia Army Envoy Inn.
For Li Xiuning, who came back and walked a little differently that day, all the girls looked at Xu Ziling with a very strange look.
Even the little princess asked them a little strangely, didn't they go to watch the ball? Why did they do such shameful things with so many people? Xu Ziling had no time to explain that Shang Xiuxuan had a temper and went back to her room for two days without paying attention to Xu Ziling.
As soon as she saw Li Xiuning, she left and didn't give her a chance to apologize. Shi Feixuan was a little curious, but she was embarrassed to speak and vaguely heard the little princess talk to Shen Luoyan and the others and blushed. She didn't know that Li Xiuning liked that and even felt a little weird. Because even the girls were the most obedient and had no opinion, she would never let Xu Ziling touch her little chrysanthemum, but why would Li Xiuning like it...
It is really hard to believe that there is a right path but not going on a wrong path. The most important thing is how could she make Xu Ziling move around with the attention of tens of millions of people on the polo court? The more Shi Fei thought about it, the more she blushed, and finally she screamed in her heart.
Xu Ziling spent two days to sneak into Shang Xiuxuan's room again.
Although Shang Xiuxuan was angry for Li Xiuning, she could not refuse this guy's sweet words. Moreover, there were many girls who persuaded him to let the little pervert break into her bed again and finally got into the quilt. The two were about to be husband and wife, and they naturally fought at the head of the bed and vented their anger in another place and finally hugged each other sweetly.
But a dark shadow sneaked in in the middle of the night.
As soon as she came in, Shang Xiuxuan woke up at first, she thought it was the little princess because the little princess liked to sneak over to change rooms in the middle of the night to sleep. Whether Xu Ziling was in the De sisters' room, Shen Luoyan's room or Shang Xiuxuan's room, she would go there anytime.
But the black shadow did not climb up like the little princess with a smile, hugging Xu Ziling, while reaching out to grab her chest and smilingly said to help clean up her... She seemed to be hesitant and walked over to her bedside without touching her, but stood quietly without moving.
There was another fragrance on her body, not the little princess or the little lonely raccoon in the fallen goose.
The Fu sisters would not walk around like the little princess at night, and even the falling geese were rarely pulled by them unless the little princess was pulling them.
Chapter completed!