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Chapter 500 Who Can Answer

"The man who is good at writing shook his head and chanted: The pen tip is sharp and the inkstone is round and round, and the heart is round. I will be the top scholar in the Golden List." Xu Ziling smiled faintly and told the story.

The old scholar's hand trembled as he heard the pen and wrote until the end of his writing. He was about to shed tears.

"When the man who was good at martial arts refused to give in, he chanted: The sharp gun is sharp and the edges are round and round. If there is a martial arts list, he will definitely be the top scorer in martial arts." After Xu Ziling finished speaking, the old scholar did not care about his hands trembling and his body, and he was afraid that he would forget the word "shortly". At this time, everyone had some clues Xu Ziling's character. No matter what story he said, the ending will definitely be a turning point.

I just don’t know what the turning point was this time?

"Young Master Banqiao please don't let everyone wait for a long time. Please tell me how that woman replied to these two people!" Song Yuhua's voice of rinsing jade was heard.

"Because the two of them were stuck in the road and stopped the girl from going over and teaching the girl, he was angry." Xu Ziling said: "These two people insisted that the girl matched their poems, otherwise they would not let them go over and praise them how they were. So the intelligent girl replied to them and said: The fingertips are sharp and the belly is round and round, and the baby gave birth to two top scholars in the civil and military."

Everyone was speechless when they heard this.

The girls in the screen patted their little hands and cheered.

"Young Master Banqiao is indeed a great talent." Song Yuhua sighed: "I dare to ask who in the world can say such a word of understanding to a woman like a young man..."

"I dare not." Xu Ziling laughed and said, "I don't dare to say that girls understand, but I dare to say that they dare to say that they know what girls like the most and what they don't like to eat. It is not appropriate to use Mrs. Jie to make an example. Or should I take Sister Zheng as an example? "

"You little monkey, you know how to joke with your elder sister." Zheng Shuming naturally laughed in line with his words: "What bad things do you want to say about your sister? Do you know what your elder sister likes to eat the most? Even if you say it, if you don't recognize me, what can you do to me?"

"I believe everyone will agree with it if I don't agree with it, and I will understand if I explain it more." Xu Ziling laughed.

"Then tell me what my elder sister likes to eat?" Zheng Shuming laughed when he heard this.

"I like to be jealous." Xu Ziling said seriously.

When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter. Many people were holding wine glasses, but they laughed so hard that they even spilled their wine. But no one cared about laughing. Even the serious and serious person like Jie Hui, who had a serious face, couldn't help but smile.

No one would have thought that Xu Ziling would give this answer. He thought he would say something famous and delicacies, who didn't want it just a joke.

"Think about you." Zheng Shuming couldn't stop laughing and said, "So what does the elder sister don't like to eat?"

"I don't like to suffer losses." Xu Ziling replied seriously.

But everyone almost laughed and fell down.

Everyone saw that Mr. Banqiao was joking and never laughed. It made everyone even laugh when they saw Ji Le.

"I'll ask you a fun question." Xu Ziling asked lightly: "River fish born in the river fish born in the river fish born in the river lake fish born in the lake fish born in the sea fish born in the sea. So what do grass carp grows?"

"In the grass!" One of the most impatient guy stood up and replied loudly.

"What about mud fish?" Xu Ziling asked as fast as an arrow and everyone still had time to react.

"In the mud." This guy answered immediately without thinking. The person next to him seemed to feel something was wrong, but Xu Ziling asked again without any reminder.

"What about cat fish?" Xu Ziling asked in extreme sternly.

"Among the cat." A man dressed in an ethnic minority was unwilling to be with the other side. He saw that the first two answered two questions, so he stood up and answered one question.

"I admire you! I admire you!" Xu Ziling laughed at his high fives and said, "The most powerful thing about grass carp growing in grass and mud fish growing in mud is that cat fish actually grows in cats! I really have to admire you! Haha!"

When everyone heard him, Mingxiao came over and laughed so hard that he could no longer sit up.

An Long laughed so hard that his fat flesh trembled and tears splashed everywhere. Even the most respectable and decent people like Jie Hui and Fan Zhuo couldn't help laughing and laughing.

The impatient guy understood and sat down with blushing face, but he laughed loudly for his ridiculous answer and shook his head. Although he knew that the words of Mr. Banqiao were tricked, he not only did not get annoyed but felt a great feeling of joy. Everyone always smiled a little, but they would laugh again as soon as they remembered the scene just now.

Only the foreign man dressed in ethnic minority stood there for no reason and asked in incorrect Chinese: "Isn't it right? Didn't cat fish be born in cats? Then...what exactly was born?"

Everyone saw that this person was still a confused ghost and laughed to the ground and burst into tears.

"No matter what fish are born in the water," Xu Ziling smiled and said, "Cat fish is usually called cat fish because the fish is too small, not fish born from cats. Since you are smiling, you might as well play a game about intelligence. Who is confident in your head? Can you answer? Try to win a bounty of this young master?"

"Why do you need Mr. Banqiao's gold?" Jie Hui laughed generously and said, "If the answer is in the 100 gold, you can take Mr. Banqiao at will and reward him at will. If it is not enough, butler Fang please prepare a thousand gold. Don't let the world laugh at me. I asked Mr. Banqiao to spend money! Friends, please do not want to be polite and confident to give Jie a try."

"The answerer of the Sanhualou banquet can not only get Brother Jie's gold, Fatty An, but also wraps the Sanhualou building for three days to let you have a fun." An Long also knows what everyone really likes.

Everyone cheered as they heard the storm after the high-fives.

"There is a thing in the world that everyone needs to use, but no one wants to buy it and don't want to use it. Even if it's time, the person doesn't know what it is. Ask what this thing is?" Xu Ziling and everyone quietly asked.

Everyone looked at each other and there was such a strange thing in the world. Who would have thought of it?

After a while, no one could guess, they all turned their inquiry eyes to Xu Ziling. Who didn't know that Xu Ziling did not disclose the answer but asked the second question slowly: "It takes an hour to walk from Zhang San's family to Li Si's family at the city gate, everyone is like this, but Zhang San said that it takes two and a half hours to walk from his family to Li Si's family. What's the solution?"

When everyone heard this, they thought that Zhang San might be a cripple or a crutch, but he was not a person with healthy feet. Otherwise, he would have to walk for two and a half hours in one hour?

Everyone was bold and gambled and guessed wildly.

As a result, no one answered correctly.

"Are those two just now too difficult?" Xu Ziling smiled and made everyone feel ashamed: "So, it is easy to write red characters with cinnabar pen, and yinxiao can write black characters, but a child told everyone that he could write red characters with yin pen, why is this?"

"Unless he is a child prodigy!" A man muttered in annoyance, making everyone laugh wildly.

"There are couples quarrels every day on the street." Xu Ziling waited for a long time and saw no one could answer it and asked another question: "The woman did not lose her virginity but her husband threatened to divorce her. Who knows why the main reason for the woman was divorced?"

"Arguing." A person is very confident and reacts quickly.

"Wrong." Xu Ziling shook his head. This move dispelled the young man's eagerness to try. If it was that simple, how would this young master Banqiao ask?

"Is it still not possible?" Xu Ziling saw that everyone was thinking and laughed, "Then let me ask you something simple! There was a thief who walked through a house full of treasures but he didn't steal why?"

"His conscience has emerged." Zheng Yidao pretended to be a talisman and said, "It must be that there is an image of the Immortal Heavenly Lord in the house that has influenced him."

"It should be the Buddha's fate." The layman opposed: "Only my Buddha's compassion can make the thief confused and know what to do..."

Everyone wanted to drag these two guys out and beat them up for a round of hard work. Others were bothering that they couldn't guess, but they were messing up.

"I'll give you a mirror to see everyone's appearance in the mirror, but you all have a look that others can see, but you absolutely cannot see it. What does this look look like?" Xu Ziling's intelligence question became easier and simpler.

Everyone still looked at each other and didn't know why.

"I can't guess the last extremely simple question, so there is no way." Xu Ziling saw that people in this era were too serious and not used to those intelligence questions, so he had to say the simplest intelligence questions: "Xiao Ming's father has three sons, eldest son, second son, Ermao, what is his youngest Saner called?"

"Sanmao." As a result, the short man who was tall and short beside An Long responded the fastest and immediately answered.

"Wrong." Xu Ziling would answer like this when he guessed.

"Xiaomao." The short man changed his words immediately after reacting unusually.

"More wrong." Xu Ziling almost defeated him and shook his head. However, Zheng Shuming walked out of the screen and handed Xu Ziling a piece of white paper full of small characters. Then he chuckled and said, "This is the answer that Sister Yuhua guessed by her. Mr. Banqiao, come and see how much gold flakes you have to reward her!"

"This is so fast?" Xu Ziling almost shocked Song Yuhua's quickness. The answer above was almost exactly the same, which scared him.

This daughter of the Tiandao Song Que is indeed not simple.

Xu Ziling remembered that if it were her, she might not be able to guess so much. If she asked these real answers to her, she would definitely take her a pink fist. But her sister Song Yuhua was completely opposed to these extremely interested and keen talents and rarely saw anyone as good as her.

Xu Ziling was even more determined to "save" Song Yuhua back to Luoyang and let her be his historian.

When Jie Hui and Jie Wenlong heard Xu Ziling's speech, they rushed to Xu Ziling's side.

When they saw that the two of them were excited before, if they hadn't been in the hall, they would have almost whispered to the sky and how clever Fang Yimin was, so clever and well-behaved. He immediately stepped forward and leaned forward and whispered to Xu Ziling to prove the answer in a low voice and then excitedly spread it to everyone.

When he saw that the effect was not enough, he asked Jie Hui and Jie Wenlong to return to his seat and asked Xu Ziling to sit down and stand in the hall and ask the questions he had just now. Finally, everyone was so happy that they announced the answer to Mrs. Xie, Song Yuhua.

"There is a thing in the world that everyone needs to use, but no one wants to buy it and don't want to use it. Even if it is time to use it, the user doesn't know what it is?" Fang Yimin was so excited that his face turned red and he said loudly: "The correct answer is: the coffin!"

Everyone was stunned for a while before they could laugh loudly and feel ashamed of their own brains.

"It is obvious that the journey from Zhang San's family to Li's family is an hour, but Zhang San said that it took two and a half hours to Li's family because..." Fang Yimin announced another answer and said: "It is because the two 'half hours' combined are exactly one hour."
Chapter completed!
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