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Chapter 661 Unlucky Fatty

The fat man said aggrievedly: "Get out, Master Dao, I'm attracting evil ghosts, you guys ruin my business."

The toad said in surprise: "Evil ghost! What evil ghost."

Chu Hao secretly called out, don't let the fat man let it go. If the toad knows to lie to him, he will definitely get angry and will be bitten again.

Chu Hao said: "Ahem... are you here to catch ghosts?"

The fat man who was beaten up said with a sad look on his face, "Nonsense, Master Dao squatted for a long time, and he thought the evil ghost was coming."

This fat man is indeed a fellow traveler. After all, ordinary people were already shocked when they heard the toad talking, and he was not surprised at all.

Chu Hao felt even more embarrassed and said, "You said it earlier."

The fat man said angrily: "Do you have time to say it?"

Chu Hao helped him up. The fat man was about the same age as him, and his face was so stupid that he was swollen.

Chu Hao said: "Don't be angry, I'll help you."

The fat man looked at Chu Hao and said, "Come?"

Chu Hao nodded.

The fat man looked at the toad again, his mouth twitched, and said, "It's not that I have never seen a person and a demon joining forces, but your pet is too funny. Can you catch a ghost?"

When Chu Hao heard this, he knew it was broken.

Sure enough, the toad kicked it away and made a "Ada" sound. The fat man flew out again, even more like a ball.

The fat man got up with difficulty, almost crazy, and said, "Why do you kick me?"

The toad snorted: "I am not a pet. The toad is just a temporary shell removal. I am the Emerald Dragon King."

The fat man looked at the starry sky and said, "Wuliang Tianzun, Master Dao vowed not to fight and wanted to conquer people with virtue, but now he can't help it."

After saying that, the fat man took out something black from behind. At first glance, it looked like a pan.

There is no difference between this pot and a frying pan. If there is a difference, there are many curse patterns engraved on it.

"The Three Qing Patriarch is here, and the disciples are unintentionally hurting others, but I can't help it."

The fat man rushed up. He was fast and didn't look like a fat man at all. His legs were as oiled as he slapped the toad.

The toad was contemptuous and jumped gently to avoid the fat man's pan.

However, the fat man seemed to know where the toad was about to jump, and slapped the pan hard.

"Dong!" With a crisp sound, the toad was slapped away by the pan, just like playing tennis, and flew away far away.

Chu Hao looked surprised. This fat man was so powerful that he couldn't even figure out the speed of the toad. The fat man did it.

The toad was suffocated far away, and a hole was pierced through the walls of the village. It was furious.

The toad was angry, and it was still so scary. It spitted and shot it like a bullet.

The fat man subconsciously raised the pan to block it. Although it was blocked, the fat man looked speechless and felt disgusted, and said, "Damn! Dao, my magic weapon, was actually defiled by a toad's saliva."

The toad became even more angry when he heard this.

Its body became bigger, as tall as an adult. When it kicked its legs, it flew away like a spring, and the toad legs hit the fat man's pan. With the huge force, the fat man flew out again. This time it was more serious, almost like a shell.

"Ouch! My old waist."

The fat man got up. If an ordinary person had already returned, the fat man was just in a mess.

"Build the foundation." Chu Hao looked at the fat man in surprise.

The toad said unhappily: "Little fat man, you have some ability and can make me use one-tenth of strength."

The fat man was so angry that he began to make seals, chant spells, and the pan flew out, and suddenly became bigger in the sky, covering the toad in one bite, stuffing it in it.

The toad was shaking inside, and the pan trembled violently.

The fat man looked at Chu Hao and said speechlessly: "Your toad is very special, how much does it cost to buy it?"

Chu Hao smiled and said, "One cent five."

The toad was so angry that the two of them dared to tease it, and they hit it hard and the pan flew out.

Seeing this, the fat man was a little afraid of the toad and hurriedly said, "Don't be impulsive, I won't kill."

"I killed you."

One person and one toad, fighting together, and in the end the toad won. With its hard body, it beat the fat man with his bruised nose and swollen face.

Chu Hao couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Stop hitting."

The toad stopped.

The fat man lay on the ground and said aggrievedly: "It's too much, bullying me alone."

Chu Hao helped the fat man up and said, "It's not my pet."

The fat man said helplessly: "Okay, Master Dao, I've admitted it."

The toad said unhappily: "Little fat man, who are you pretending to be a ghost to scare you? Are you cold and cold in the middle of the night?"

The fat man glared at the toad and said, "Do you think I want to? It's not just to get rid of the evil ghosts, Wuliang's Heavenly Lord will meet you in this way."

This fat man is really a Taoist priest. He is not a Tibetan. When he heard that there were evil ghosts in the West Mountain, he came to see them. The evil ghosts were accustomed to eating women. He used his mobile phone to hold the woman's crying, but he met Chu Hao and toads.

Chu Hao said: "I'm here to destroy the evil ghosts, too."

When the toad heard this, he said angrily: "You lied to me."

Chu Hao said: "I didn't lie to you. The evil ghost has captured many women. Maybe you will be grateful if you saved them."

Speaking of women, the toad's IQ dropped by 100%, and said, "That's right, then let's look for evil ghosts."

Chu Hao asked, "Have you found anything?"

The fat man shook his head and said, "I didn't find it, and Master Dao suspected that it was no longer here."

Chu Hao said: "I heard that it only harms women and babies. It should be a pervert or something. Women must be used to attract him."

The toad immediately said, "Don't you have a transformation talisman? Take it out quickly."

The fat man looked at Chu Hao and said, "What transformation talisman?"

Chu Hao said: "I have a solution, do you want to give it a try?"

The fat man said, "Immortal Heavenly Lord, I am willing to try it out if I can catch the evil ghost."

Chu Hao said to himself: "System, buy a transformation talisman."

"Ding... the host purchases amulets and consumes 2,000 pretentious points."

Then, the fat man wanted to cry, and Chu Hao put the transformation talisman on him. The fat man turned into a woman or a foreign girl. This foreign girl looked like Tina that Chu Hao knew.

The fat man wanted to cry and said, "Why is it a foreign girl?"

Chu Hao said with satisfaction: "This evil ghost must be annoyed by the local women. It might be good to change the taste."

So, the fat man was left alone in the open space and playing music on his mobile phone. The guy actually played a song "Itchy"

Come on, happy.

Anyway, there is plenty of time.

This song is really itchy.

The fat man opened his neckline and looked at it, his eyes shining, and exclaimed: "Tsk tsk, it's so realistic."

"Yeah, this feels good too."

This fat man is also a fellow fellow, touching his body with a happy look on his face and intoxicating it.

The toad said dissatisfiedly: "Why don't you let me go?"

Chu Hao said: "You haven't applied yet."

Toad said seriously: "I'll come next time."

After waiting for a while, a strong wind blew up on the snow-capped mountains of the West Mountain, and heavy snow was flying, and the cold people were trembling.

"Here you come!" Chu Hao was excited.

ps: The power outage at home, and the power that just came was uploaded quickly.
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