048 Li Shimin's little plan
Li Shimin was so angry that Changsun Wuji lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking, and the other officials didn't know what was going on?
In their eyes, although Li Shimin was an emperor, this emperor was born as a martial arts noble since childhood. When he was a teenager, he led the army to fight everywhere. It seems that it is no big deal to say something like a charming bitch like a slutty bitch on such occasions!
You should know that the emperor Li Shimin is both literary and military. He often has different faces when facing different people. These subordinates have long been used to it.
But what they didn't understand was why Li Shimin, Changsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and others had such strange reactions?
Is there anything hidden?
I have to say that when you are in the court, everyone is accustomed to looking at your face. Li Shimin and those important officials are the natural focus, and their every move often attracts the attention of almost all officials.
So, the entire Tai Chi Palace became strangely quiet again.
Seeing this, Du Ruhui was so amused that what happened to the court meeting today? After several hours of work, he couldn't accomplish anything. Instead, he was a letter from Li Chen who made everyone feel at a loss!
Fang Xuanling finally finished his beliefs and made the mistake of "sexy bitch" again...
When will the end of today's court meeting be like this? It should be cut off if it is done!
Du Ruhui took a deep breath, left work, bowed and said:
"Duke of Qi...Duke of Qi! What is your Majesty asking you?"
Changsun Wuji then realized that he almost pulled off his beautiful beard. He quickly bent down to show Du Ruhui, and then gave a big gift to Li Shimin, who was headed upward and said in panic:
"Your Majesty forgive me. I was so confused when I was dealing with it in front of the emperor. I deserve to die..."
In Changsun Wuji's consistent philosophy, since he was a minister, he should always be like a minister. As the number one hero in the Zhenguan period, he was also a commoner and a friend of Li Shimin and his uncle of the current dynasty, he must set an example.
Therefore, at this moment, Changsun Wuji was really in chaos and was deeply uneasy. You must know that it was the first time in his life that he had lost his composure in front of Li Shimin, so he was very frightened and sincere in his words.
Li Shimin quickly reached out to help him and said:
"Wuji, why should I do this? Please get up quickly! Alas, these are all Li Hou..."
As Li Shimin spoke, he realized that he had put the topic on Li Che again, and even read out the nickname he had just won for Li Che...
Seeing all the officials looking confused again, Li Shimin could only stop and forcefully make a turn:
"Ahem! This is not important, Wuji, you continue to talk about it! Disaster relief, acne, and hygiene are one thing, how should the court arrange it?"
In this way, the court discussion was back on track.
Changsun Wuji had already gone through the matter in his mind and immediately made a comment:
"Your Majesty, although these three can be combined into one, I also believe that the three should be divided into light, urgent, slow and heavy, and clear, so that the main and secondary can be distinguished. This will help the court's coordination and local dispatch, so as not to cause chaos!"
Li Shimin was overjoyed and said:
"Serious! Wuji is indeed my left arm and right arm. Then do you think, how should we distinguish between the primary and secondary?"
"Your Majesty Liao Zan, I dare not take it!"
Changsun Wuji first said nonsense, then pondered for a moment before saying:
"Your Majesty, disaster relief is naturally the first. If the disaster cannot be calmed down and test acne, there is no way to talk about hygiene!"
"If you want to vaccinate acne, you can let the Imperial Medical Department take full responsibility, act at the cheapest level, and provide convenience to the local government; as for hygiene, local governments will be arrested, and while relieving disasters, they will also need to be hygienic!"
Li Shimin couldn't help asking:
"What about the personal hygiene that tea sellers talk about?"
Changsun Wuji said:
"The court has limited power. Do you still have to take into account this small problem at this time? The tea seller is right, but public health is the issue that the court should pay attention to, and the rest is not worth worrying about!"
Obviously, the hygiene that Changsun Wuji has always been talking about is just referring to public health. He seems to have completely separated public health and personal hygiene.
Li Shimin was a little confused at first, but at this moment, it was not suitable to have any more troubles. Anyway, Changsun Wuji had already explained the importance and key points of these things.
So, Li Shimin asked all officials to speak actively and put forward their specific opinions on the matter. If appropriate, they would like to praise and accept them on the spot. If not, they would be asked to withdraw...
In this way, under the auspices of Li Shimin, all officials actively offered suggestions and made guidelines and specific arrangements. Today's court meeting finally came to an end.
Because of Li Chee's letter, today's court meeting is enough to make people feel troubled no matter what. The sun has already set and it is time to eat late. Li Shimin wanted to leave several important officials to eat a meal in the palace before leaving, so he asked Changsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling and others to move to the inner palace with him.
When Cheng Yaojin and other generals heard this, they were reluctant and said that they were hungry and that the emperor should not give him food. Li Shimin had no choice but to let the eunuch go for more banquets and simply held a temporary dinner.
Other officials did not have such luck and courage. They knew that they would definitely not have a share, so they had to leave the palace on hunger and rush home to have dinner. As for whether they complained about Li Shimin being too stingy, no one knew.
During the meal, Li Shimin and all the civil and military officials had just settled down. Before the wine and food was served, Cheng Yaojin, the demon king of the world, jumped out:
"Your Majesty! I, Old Cheng, have something to say!"
Li Shimin laughed and scolded: "When did you become so polite as a pickled product? If I don't let you say it, will you shut up?"
Cheng Yaojin did not feel ashamed but was proud. Instead, he looked at everyone with pride and thought to himself that you should have a lot of face in front of His Majesty, then said:
"I, Old Cheng, heard that, did Your Majesty get some good treasures a few days ago?"
Li Shimin pretended to be stupid: "Oh? Why don't I know?"
Cheng Yaojin: "Your Majesty, don't lie. The Empress came to our mansion to find my wife these days and gave her a bunch of delicious and delicious tea leaves! The Empress said that this is a treasure rewarded by His Majesty!"
As soon as Cheng Yaojin said this, it was amazing. Who among them is not a hero? They don’t care about any treasure, they care about face. Why do we not have this old guy, Cheng Yaojin?
So, the noble and respected ministers... were no, but the stingy ministers, except for Changsun Wuji and a few steady people, asked Li Shimin for tea, especially those generals who had the most fun.
Li Shimin felt heartbroken when he heard about tea because he was tricked by Li Chen!
Now that he was hurt by these old subordinates who relied on their past affection and contributions, Li Shimin couldn't help but slam the table and said:
"Cheng Yaojin! Since you have tea, why are you still making trouble?"
Cheng Yaojin held his mouth tightly and said with confidence: "The little tea given by the Queen is only a few taels, and I have finished drinking it long ago! I'm embarrassed to ask the Queen for tea, Your Majesty can give me some more!"
Li Shimin's saliva almost swears at him:
"Get out! I don't have much inventory!"
Cheng Yaojin acted as a gesture to wipe his dark face, and said with a stern face.
"Your Majesty, look at me... I've done that, why should I give you some?!"
Changsun Wuji said with a funny look: "I know the truth, I don't mean to silence myself. This is to tell you not to wipe the saliva from your face and wait for it to dries by yourself!"
Cheng Yaojin glared at him and said, "Can you stop calling me Zhijie? The name given by my melon lady is genius. Yaojin is so nice!"
Changsun Wuji and others burst into laughter.
There is a story about Cheng Yaojin's name. Before this person made his name, he was born in Yaojin, alias A Chou. Later, he became rich and married the daughter of the famous Qinghe Cui family. His wife was amazing. She disliked Cheng Yaojin's name was not as talented as his literary talent, so she urged to change his name.
Cheng Yaojin had refused to obey him, thinking that a real man would not change his name or his surname. Yaojin's name is pretty good, but his wife is not an ordinary person. After all, she changed his name to "Zhijie" and gave him the name "Yizhen"...
This incident happened to Li Shimin at that time, but Li Shimin took the initiative and affirmed Mrs. Cheng's approach. Although Cheng Yaojin was very disliked, there was a tigress inside and a real dragon over him. He had to surrender, but he hated others calling him "Knowing Jie" the most.
Therefore, Changsun Wuji is a man who is so sinister. He actually doesn't like Cheng Yaojin's noisy guy, but he will not blame him directly. Instead, he talks about what Cheng Yaojin hates the most.
Li Shimin was almost clear about these people. His subordinates, their backgrounds and even their achievements were different, which determined that these people could not have conflicts. Of course, he didn't care. Anyway, he could just grasp the overall situation.
Li Shimin's eyes rolled, he pondered for a moment, and said:
"Cheng Yaojin, if you want tea, I can recommend someone to you! Why not do this? This person is very stingy. Don't you usually say that you have many tricks? If you can get his tea for nothing, I will lose a reward for you?"
Cheng Yaojin stared at his eyes and said, "What?! OK, your Majesty, please let him come out, my old Cheng beat him up with one punch..."
Li Shimin despised: "Haha, this is your resourcefulness? I am not afraid to tell you that kid has the courage to fight me! I guess he can't beat you, but he will only win with his strength, and he is a martial artist!"
Cheng Yaojin was dissatisfied: "It turned out to be the crying boy who was having sex with His Majesty in the palace a few days ago? Do you believe it or not? When my old Cheng glared at me, he had to serve the tea with obediently..."
After saying this, the others did not do anything regardless of civil and military affairs. They told Li Shimin that he had a way to get tea and that he should have a reward.
Li Shimin: "Haha! OK! Since you are so confident, how could I be stingy? I have something to say first. As long as someone can not give away a slight amount of money, they are not allowed to give private gifts or use force. If you get his tea for nothing, I will be rewarded!"
Changsun Wuji also made fun of it and said, "It seems that His Majesty is going to give this credit... By the way, what is that person's name?"
Li Shimin: "The surname is Li, the name is Qi, and also called Li Hou!"
Chapter completed!