Chapter 90 What is the hardest
"Brain teasers?" Sima Huiru asked in confusion, sat down next to him, and let him smell the intoxicating fragrance unique to the girl, almost fascinated.
He took a deep breath, stabilized his mood, and explained: "It's just to test your IQ to see if you are mentally retarded."
Sima Huiru was very excited and said anxiously: "This is fun! Come out quickly, I, Sima Huiru, must be a woman with both talent and beauty."
Haha, I feel pretty good about myself. Dan'er smiled evilly and thought for a while. She felt that the dirty jokes she saw on weekdays were finally usable. She turned her head and looked at her and said, "What are the hardest things? Girls like the most, especially married women, who love them so much."
As soon as she heard this, her cheeks turned red. She shyly lowered her head and said softly: "Don't look at it if you are not polite, don't listen if you are not polite. I think you are also a person who has read the books of sages. Is such a shameless thing a brain teaser?"
"Shameless?" Dan'er pretended to be innocent: "What are you guessing?"
"What else can it be? Isn't it..." She wanted to say a word and whispered: "Is it the thing you were holding someone when you were sitting on a carousel today!"
"Hahaha, Sima Huiru, why are you so dirty at such a young age?" Dan'er felt very satisfied when he looked at his shy look and laughed: "Sima Huiru, I really didn't expect that you would have such an evil heart hidden under your pure appearance. Don't listen to it. Don't you know if you don't say it. Actually, the answer is diamond, not the thing you imagined!"
Ah?! Sima Huiru was stunned for a moment, then laughed wildly with him: "Hahahaha... I was so laughed to death by you. Such an evil riddle has such an elegant answer. Well, I admit that I am evil!"
"It seems that your IQ is still a problem!" Dan'er shook her head and said.
"Impossible, Sima Huiru is not only beautiful but also awesome. Come again, and come again." She nodded with a smile, as if she was extremely longing.
"Then you hear it clearly, don't think about it anymore!" Dan'er said again: "Will that part of the human body grow several times after being stimulated by the outside world?"
Which part? It will expand several times when stimulated? No! Sima Huiru muttered silently, while seriously looking for the corresponding part on herself. However, she touched it twice from head to toe, and finally looked down at her faint breasts and gently touched it. Although that part sometimes swells, it is impossible to expand several times. Her thinking had to fall on the answer to the riddle just now, and then raised her mouth and said angrily: "The answer to this time must be that one, right?"
Dan'er looked at the way she touched her breasts just now, and she was already smiling in her heart. She held back her smile and said, "Which part? I told you not to be evil, you insist on being so evil! In fact, the answer is the pupils. When people are frightened by the outside world, their pupils will increase several times due to stimulation. Look where you are thinking about again?"
She was stunned again, then laughed and looked at him and said, "Come again, come again, I don't believe that all the riddles are so shameless!"
"The hair on the top, the hair on the bottom, the hair on the bottom is on the hair when sleeping at night." Dan'er asked another question.
As soon as he finished speaking, Sima Huiru turned her head and chuckled, wiggled her waist and stood up, ran to the side, and said shyly: "I won't guess, I must be talking about that disgusting thing this time!"
The woman was most charming when she was shy and implicit, and when she wanted to get, she was the most charming. Sima Huiru had a devilish figure and a fox-like evil eyes, but she was extremely pure. She could frown, smile and lower her head, showing the charm of a lady from a lady. The quiet woods were filled with her youthful and shy smell. Dan'er looked a little fluttering, forgot that there was a Su Xiaoxiao in her heart. She stood up with her, walked to her side, stared at her quietly and said: "Actually, the answer is the eyes, the eyelashes above and the eyelashes below, and when sleeping, aren't the eyelashes facing the eyelashes?"
Naturally, she burst into laughter again, touched her hot cheeks, swung a pair of pink fists to hit him in the chest, and pounded him: "I told you to do something bad, I asked you to do something bad, I asked you to do something bad, and I asked you to do something bad, and I would like to mislead others with shameless riddles!"
"I have an impure mind and say I'm shameless. This time, you have to admit that I'm a little mentally retarded?" Dan'er looked at her shy and angry face, and was very proud. The most fulfilling feeling of making such a brain teaser with a woman. She grabbed her hands and pulled her into her arms.
As the night gradually deepened, everything became more ambiguous. The crickets chirped by the woods and the frogs in the pond seemed to be a little clamoring. According to the same principle, Dan'er gradually became a little lost. The spring night made everything restless. He could not escape this natural law. He couldn't help but stretched over and hugged her waist and pressed it tightly towards his chest. In an instant, he could clearly feel the pair of fragrant mountains on her chest soft and continuous.
Such a beautiful scene, such clouds and wind, and such ambiguous feelings, Sima Huiru's heart beat wildly, she raised her charming eyes and looked at him. The corners of her mouth were slightly raised, her cheeks were faintly radiant, her eyes were filled with affection, and her breath was obviously aggravated. This scene was really fatal, and it made Dan'er lower her head and wanted to kiss her red lips.
However, Sima Huiru's little hoof was quite sensible, which made him squeezing his lust and twitch his heartstrings. At the critical moment, she giggled and pushed him gently and broke free, and said to him with a pursed lips: "It's too late, it's time to go home!"
Damn it! The eggs are like quenching, and the temperature drops instantly. The spring breeze is warm and the spring day is long. The spring mountains are vast and the spring water is rippling. The eggs feel the spring heart is cold. The spring flowers bloom in the garden, and the spring grass is fragrant on the steps. A spring girl lights the spring light, and her face is full of spring fragrance everywhere. She has no choice but to make the spring heart become spring diseases. She is hurt by spring, full of spring hatred, and wipes tears and spring eyes...
Dan'er felt like a stove, containing thousands of degrees of high temperature. Is this woman's ability to play hard to get is born?! It makes you feel itchy and uncomfortable, but it just won't let you succeed!
I had no choice but to suppress my desire and took her home. My parents had already fallen asleep, as if I wanted to leave them more private space.
As soon as he entered the room, Sima Huiru took off her jacket and showed off her proud figure. She blinked her charming eyes and said, "My husband, go to bed..."
After hearing her ambiguous words, Dan'er's flames had just been extinguished were ignited by her again, and her body was filled with fire, and blood gushed out from her nose. He pointed at her and said, "Sima Huiru, human patience is limited. Don't think that I am really inferior to beasts!"
"Then come!" What's even more terrible is that Sima Huiru actually got into the quilt and took off her heavy jeans, threw them on his face, and looked at him with a angrily look, as if she had to challenge his bottom line...
Chapter completed!