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Chapter 8 Restroom Maintenance

Using a tree stick? Xie Daner was stunned. He had heard of using a tree stick to wipe his butt in the toilet in the legend, but he didn't expect it to fall on him tonight.

But thinking about it is true that in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, human society learned to make paper more than a hundred years ago. It was nothing more than some straw paper and hard rice paper for calligraphy and painting. Rich people probably used silk to go to the toilet, while poor people could only use leaves, straw and sticks. There were no leaves in winter, so sticks might have to be reused. It was really disgusting to think about it. The wine and food I ate just now almost vomited out.

But he could no longer think too much at this moment. He felt that he could not hold it in his crotch and could not even put it in his crotch, otherwise he would not even have to change clothes. He would have to be ugly when he went to see Sima Huiru tomorrow and asked anxiously: "Where is the toilet?"

"We slaves can only use the slave's toilet. The open-air pit turns left outside the door." The old man frowned.

Xie Dan'er rushed out in one step, found two small wooden sticks from the ground and rubbed them with his hands. It felt smooth and should not hurt his skin. So he held it in his hand and ran straight into the toilet where the old man pointed. When he arrived outside the house, he saw an open-air pit with two fast wooden boards on it, and felt ecstatic. He was about to step up and take off his pants, but saw a figure swaying in front of him. Manager Wang came over, covered his mouth and smiled strangely, "5721, what are you doing?"

"Manager Wang, I'm a little anxious, I need to solve it!" Xie Dan'er responded anxiously.

Manager Wang smiled again: "It's a coincidence that the toilet here is under maintenance. You should get out to the toilet in front of you to make it convenient!"

"I can't hold it in, so let it go." Xie Dan'er looked at the toilet and cursed in her heart, "You mother! This open-air toilet also needs to be repaired? It's so damn it's a god."

"Bold 5721, don't you understand what I am doing? The maintenance is underway and the use is suspended. If you dare to resist, I will push you down and drown you!"

Who knows how vicious the housekeeper of the royal palace is? Xie Dan'er dared not act rashly, so she had to lift her pants and asked timidly: "Master Wang, where is there a toilet?"

"Well..." Manager Wang said slowly with his hands behind his back.

Damn, you should tell me quickly! Xie Dan'er trembled all over and her feet kept trembling.

Manager Wang paused for a moment before he said slowly: "Walk twenty feet forward and there is a toilet for servants. Go there!"

"King Xie!" Xie Dan'er ran away and saw that there was a toilet for servants twenty feet away, but it was much more elegant than the toilet for slaves. At least there was a roof built on it, which was not as private as an open-air toilet. Xie Dan'er almost jumped in. Just as she was about to take off her pants, she heard a dry cough and saw the guard standing in front of her, holding a sign and laughing.

Dan'er looked carefully through the moonlight and saw a few words written on it crookedly: "The toilet is repaired and suspended."

No! This seems to be targeted at me! This ghost toilet is still necessary to be inspected everywhere? Xie Dan'er felt a little crying and bowed and begged: "Brother, okay, okay, villain will use it for a while!"

"Get out!" The guard looked at him angrily, pulled out his long sword from his waist and scolded him.

Xie Dan'er naturally didn't dare to argue with him and asked timidly: "Where is there a toilet?"

The guard covered his mouth and pointed at the front, saying, "Walking forward thirty feet further, there is a toilet for guards. It was originally not for slaves. I'll do it today. Go there!"

There were still thirty feet away. I had to run more than 100 meters to go to the toilet. Xie Dan'er wanted to die, so she had to carry her pants and gallop away in the cold wind in the middle of the night. As soon as she stepped into the special toilet for the guards, some dirty things spurted out of her stomach like a gun.

"Cool!"

Xie Dan'er breathed a long sigh of relief and felt much more comfortable. She looked at the wooden stick in her hand and kept gesturing for a long time. Finally, she frowned and plucked up the courage to wipe it under her buttocks. She felt abnormal pain, like a needle prick.

After the completion, I always felt that my hands were not clean. I wanted to find water to rinse them, but I didn't see water everywhere. I guess the Eastern Jin Dynasty had no habit of washing hands before and after meals, so I had to apply my hands on my trouser legs a few times, and then spitted and walked back.

"5721, it's done? It's very fast!" Manager Wang laughed.

"Yes, Manager Wang, it's so late, you are still inspecting the toilet yourself. You are so dedicated!" Xie Dan'er saw that his smile was a little weird, so she flattered her casually.

"Isn't it? Do you think the manager of this royal mansion is good?" Manager Wang stuffed two pieces of cotton into his nose and said in a muffled voice.

When she returned to the slave nest, Xie Daner felt a stinking smell on her body. Fortunately, the air here was not fresh, neutralizing the smell and no one noticed it. As soon as she covered her thin quilt and wanted to lie down, she felt that her stomach was surging again, broken, and she really got her stomach bad. Xie Daner hurriedly got up, wrapped her cotton coat and ran out again.

Along the way, I saw Manager Wang and the guards still guarding the doors of the two toilets and laughing happily at him. Damn, when will the toilet be repaired? Xie Dan'er had to run more than 100 meters to the special toilet for the guards at the farthest.

This was solved three times again. It was already the fourth update. Xie Dan'er was already dizzy and softened her feet. She felt that the tender flesh on her butt had been scraped by a wooden stick and hurt. However, Manager Wang and the guard were staying at the doors of the two toilets, laughing every time they saw it. This made Xie Dan'er feel very strange. When she recalled the situation in Sima Huiru's boudoir, she couldn't help but realize that the reason why Sima Huiru poured wine for him so readily was that she had put medicine in his wine bottle. No wonder she muttered a few words to Manager Wang and the guard when she came out. It seemed that they wanted them to deliberately occupy the two nearest toilets and let themselves run more than a hundred meters to the special toilet for the guards. This violent woman was really vicious. It would be fine if she gave the laxative, but she actually sent someone to guard it. The laxative was too large.

Xie Dan'er scolded in her heart: "A vicious woman, one day I will make your legs weak!"

It seemed that it would be impossible to calm down tonight. Xie Dan'er felt exhausted and could not run back and forth at all. So she dragged her weak body and searched for more than ten wooden sticks nearby. She simply sat up in the toilet. She pulled out all the things she had eaten a few days ago, and it was like she was washed intestines. The feeling gradually eased, and the sky gradually became brighter, her eyes were blurred, and she actually hid in the toilet and fell asleep.
Chapter completed!
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