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Chapter 24 Fortune Teller

Xie Dan'er never thought that time travel would happen to people like him who set up street stalls like him. Although he did not get much benefit, he was lucky that he had no worries about his life. Moreover, he also discovered huge business opportunities. This time he returned to modern times to prepare food and grass for Xie Xuan's Northern Mansion soldiers. There are great benefits in it. If this road works, it will be the best way for him to get rich. He believes that God must be fair. Since he gave him a horse~ a cloud-like height and appearance, he will definitely give him a horse~ a cloud-like wealth.

I looked at the lights at the foot of the mountain again, took out the jade pendant from my arms, and slowly inserted it into the groove on the cliff. I suddenly felt the sky was dark, and the cells on my body seemed to be swallowed and reorganized, and they were instantly sucked in...

As expected, when he woke up, he was already in the ghost cave. A groove was broken on the dark wall of the ghost cave, which was the half mark of the jade pendant he pulled away. He smiled and felt that the ghost cave was not as fear as people said, adding a mysterious stimulation to him. He tidied up his clothes slightly, and felt that the heavy Eastern Jin copper coins in his pocket were still there, so he raised his legs and walked out of the hole.

The way home was extremely flat. It took less than half an hour to walk to the small county town. He felt empty and had not eaten food for almost thirty hours. He had to go down the bridge to eat a bowl of fried noodles from his hometown. Only after experiencing such bizarre things did he feel that everything in his hometown was so friendly, as if he was the rest of his life after his death. He especially cherished every grass and tree here.

There was a row of charming mischievous women standing at the door of a dark house. They were wearing heavy makeup and a thick layer of powder on their dull faces. They were squatting with their legs apart, or leaning against the door. When they saw Xie Dan'er coming, they immediately raised the most perky part of their body, twisted their bucket-like waists, waved their little hands and shouted at him with handsome men.

This made Xie Daner feel numb all over. He smiled and glanced at them one by one, and a hint of despicable longing appeared on his cheeks. He felt like he was inspecting a special forces at this moment. As long as he shouted "Thank you for the miserable women," they promised to reply, "Handsome guys are even more miserable"!

But he didn't dare to shout like this, and he didn't dare to stay. Although he knew that he might be the handsome guy they were calling, they just wanted to use their tempting organs to get the money in his pocket. Everyone they called was handsome guys, and men liked such wanderings. It turned out that they could spend money to find vanity and confidence that could not be satisfied anywhere in them. Even eunuchs who were castrated would be flattered as brave as the emperor in front of them.

"The young man is surprised, has a dignified appearance, and is extraordinary. He must have the talent to ensure the stability of the country and the country!"

Escape from the row of houses, and as soon as he walked past the dark park gate, he heard a ghostly voice sound from behind. Xie Dan'er couldn't help but stop his feet, and felt a little nervous. It's true that you said that the bones were surprising and extraordinary. Since he was so tall last year, he could really be said to be a handsome man. But Xie Dan'er is self-aware. If you want to make peace with the country, you really don't have to do with it. When you look back, you were shocked. Under the drowsy street light, a middle-aged man in his fifties was sitting. He was wearing a pair of sunglasses in the middle of the night. He was looking at himself, jumping up and shouting: "Hey, you blind Liu, can't you see it?"

The blind man Liu took off his sunglasses and showed his eyes that were brighter than him. He laughed and said, "What's the use of having eyes in this turbid world? I'm always watching the foolish people with my heart."

"Stop talking about Wenjue for me. You old liar. I thought you were blind since I was a child. You actually had such sharp eyes. Why do you say you are wearing broken sunglasses day and night?" Xie Dan'er felt that she had suffered a great deception, as if she was collectively deceived by the row of fallen women just now and then the heart was deceived. The confidence that had just been established in front of the fallen women collapsed and collapsed.

"It's convenient to see women wearing sunglasses, and you won't be discovered!" Liu Xiaozi smiled and said, "The women who came to tell fortunes thought I was really blind, and they didn't have any defenses in front of me. They were low-cut and had their legs to pick their noses. I just admired them enough!"

Xie Dan'er spat: "You old and unreasonable thing! You are so naughty and pretending to be a paranormal, you call yourself a half-immortal. It's really a disgrace to have an immortal's reputation!"

"Don't pretend to be a saint's face for me. You just stared at the row of fallen women and drooled. I saw it all in my eyes." Liu Jianzi sneered: "You haven't set up a street stall these two days, so where have you been fooling around? Come here, I, Liu Banxian, tell you the fortune well, this time it only costs five yuan."

I want to come and cheat my money again? Is it easy for me to make a few small amounts of money on a street stall? How much did you cheated me in the past? Every time I said I was the emperor's destiny, but now I am still setting up a street stall and I don't see any trace of being an emperor. Later I found out that everyone said that the fortune teller of Blind Liu was repeating like a repeater.

Xie Dan'er vigilantly protected the copper coins in the bag and curled her lips, "Come on, do you think I will let you cheat?" After that, she spread her legs and was about to go to the bridge to find something to eat.

The blind man Liu was not discouraged, pretending to be deep, waving his head, looking at his back and shouting: "The young man's right forehead is shining with his lucky stars, his left forehead is full of peach blossoms, his vestibule officials are in full swing, and his back of his head is full of energy. I guess there will be an adventure in the past two days. It seems that it is time to turn one's life. I must be sure this time!"

Xie Dan'er was stunned. This blind Liu had miscalculated for a lifetime. This time he was really confused. He immediately stopped and forced his hunger. He walked over and squatted in front of him. He looked around and said mysteriously: "Master Liu, I'm not to hide it. I have traveled through time these two days. Do you believe it? This time I came back to transport the food and grass to the Feishui front line to support General Xie Xuan in attacking the Qin barbarians!"

The blind man Liu didn't open all night and said a few words casually, just trying to deceive him for five dollars. After hearing what he said, he couldn't help laughing and holding his stomach, saying, "Dan'er, I think you can fool people more than me. If there were really time travel in this world, with my half-immortal body, I would have traveled to the banks of the Qinhuai River and went shopping in brothels and drinking wine every night. Are you stupid in setting up a street stall or missing women?"

Xie Dan'er was a little disappointed. She originally wanted to show off, but even a half-immortal like Liu Xiaozi didn't believe that he had traveled through time. It seemed that no one in the secular world would believe that he traveled through time. If he continued, it would be just a joke. Xie Dan'er felt that he had only experienced this kind of time travel. No matter who he said it to, everyone would think that he had water in his head!

Seeing Liu Jianzi laughing wildly, Dan'er was a little angry. It was not easy for him to think that he was hiding here every night to tell fortunes for others. He was just to support his family, but he had to avoid hunting people like Wei Teng like him. He suddenly felt like he was a man who was falling into the world. He and Liu Jianzi were both the lowest class of this society. Who could laugh at whom? He took out a wrinkled five-yuan banknote from his pocket and thought, let him cheat him again, so he said, "Blind Liu, I will give you five dollars. You can calculate your marriage for me again. I will think about it!"

Liu Xiaozi quickly took the banknote, carefully stuffed it into his underwear pocket, pretended to touch Xie Dan'er's hand, and sighed: "Dan'er, you have a miserable life. You are destined to be without a woman in the first half of your life."

Xie Dan'er was not surprised by this result. He could calculate it himself. What he wanted to know was the second half of his life, so he asked: "Then the lower body...oh... what about the second half of his life?"
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