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Chapter 110: Just Call Twice

When Dan'er heard that he was going to handle the marriage, she immediately pulled out her gun and glared at her and shouted: "Liu Laozhi, you are so thief!"

Liu Laozhi hurriedly explained, "Don't misunderstand me, two, do not misunderstand me. Liu means that since he has the fate of meeting Brother Xie in this whirlwind cave, the wedding room is ready, and the brothers are in high spirits, why not invite the two to live in the house tonight. First, Liu wants to have a drink with his brothers so that the brothers can have fun, and second, it is hot and dark, and the road is inconvenient. I see that the two are deeply in love, just like a couple of fairies. If they don't dislike the dirt of this cave and dare to break through the secular tradition, let's get married here. If it is inconvenient, please stay here for one night. Tomorrow I will send people to send all the goods back to their original place. What's better for you to think?!"

"So that's it?"

Dan'er was hesitating, but heard Sima Huiru agree readily, "Okay! Anyway, it's dark tonight and I can't rush. What kind of secular traditional ethics? This time I'm a romantic happiness." The little hoof had long wanted to marry him.

"Okay, since the princess has agreed, Liu will instruct the brothers to prepare well, get drunk tonight and go to the Northern Palace soldiers tomorrow!" Liu Laozhi laughed.

"Brother Liu, wait!" Dan'er hesitated for a moment, stopped Liu Laozhi, and said sternly to Sima Huiru, "Romantic, I thank Dan'er for marrying you, and I will never do that kind of thing. I must go to the Langya Palace to propose marriage in person, and then he will marry you with a tall horse and a sixteenth sedan chair. How can he live in this cave?!"

Dan'er felt very conflicted. He wanted to get Sima Huiru's delicate body as soon as possible, and did not want to get married to her real wedding. He was mainly afraid that he would not be able to get in the future and would not be able to get in the relationship with Su Xiaoxiao. Therefore, at this critical moment, he did not dare to agree to her marriage, and had to refuse in such a false benevolence, righteousness and hypocritical manner.

Sima Huiru was not angry either. She seemed to be a little happy after hearing this. She pouted slightly and said, "Okay, then I'll wait for you to propose marriage, waiting for your tall horse and sixteen to carry the sedan chair!"

"But it's okay to sleep in that wedding room tonight. This is really called breaking through the feudal ethics world!" Dan'er laughed again.

"I understand, I understand, brother, I'll get on the bus first and then make up for the ticket! Gao, it's really high!" Liu Laozhi smiled, and men all knew the mystery.

Liu Laozhi went to give instructions. Sima Huiru stepped forward and stared at Dan'er's crotch, making Dan'er feel nervous. She took a step back and said timidly: "Sima Huiru, I won't promise you to be here. You won't be violent, right? I am a man who guards his body like a jade!"

"You think beautifully? Are you still as strong as jade?" Sima Huiru laughed and said, "I want to know what is in your pocket? How can it have such great power?!"

Haha, it turns out that she was interested in this. Dan'er put her hands in her pocket and tickled it, laughing and said, "A gun!"

"Gun?!" Sima Huiru said in surprise.

"Yes, I have two guns, one hits the bandits and the other hits the girl! If you are interested, come and touch it and see if the gun is more powerful."

"I really want me to touch it?" Sima Huiru's agile eyes rolled and she curled her lips and smiled faintly.

Dan'er stepped forward, spread her hands and smiled, "Come on, I guarantee you can't let go!"

"I touch, I touch, I touch... You shameless person, it's fine if you refuse to worship me, but you want to lure me to commit crimes!" Sima Huiru raised her pink fist and fell towards him like raindrops.

"If you don't touch it, you won't touch it. It's really unreasonable to beat your husband in front of so many brothers!" Dan'er saw that she was not fooled, grabbed her pink fist and sat on the stone bench together. The two of them flirted with each other, and the eyes of the bandits were about to pop up.

"Then Xie Xuan is really your righteous brother? You might be lying to them, right?" Sima Huiru seemed to not believe Dan'er would know the people from the Xie family.

"How could I lie to him? Xie Xuan is not only my righteous brother, but also owes me two hundred taels of gold?" Dan'er said proudly: "That day, on this Babian Mountain, Xie Xuan was surrounded by the Former Qin soldiers. It was me, Xie Dan'er, who provided them with food and helped them defeat Murong Chui."

"Tsk!" Sima Huiru looked at you disdainfully: "I didn't expect that you, a dead slave, have such skills. I, Sima Huiru, really want to look at you with admiration."

"If you have won the award, is it actually your Sima Huiru's ability?"

“Why?”

"You can bring me out among thousands of slaves. Isn't it great to know the beads with wise eyes?"

"Is there anyone who gilds your face like this?"

The two of them were chatting on their own. In less than half an hour, the bandits had already prepared the wine and meat. No. 100 people were drinking happily in the cave. Liu Laozhi was even more generous and had several big bowls with Dan'er. He said that Dan'er was a paranoid and could guide him to work as a service in the Northern Mansion Army. He would definitely do his own thing. All the bandits expressed their willingness to follow him to the Northern Mansion Army to serve.

After three rounds of drinking, everyone was drowsy. Liu Laozhi laughed and said, "Brother Xie, this bridal chamber has been prepared for you tonight. Please ask you two to rest. My brothers are also listening to the sound outside the room!"

"Hahahaha... Please let Brother Xie and the Princess enter the bridal chamber!"

A group of bandits laughed at him. He heard that the room was very common among the folk wedding customs of the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Since people don’t have any art films to watch, eavesdropping on the bridal chambers of the newlyweds became a crowd of free and exciting public programs. However, Sima Huiru was the princess, so she naturally looked contemptuous of this custom, and she did not intend to have a bridal chamber with Dan'er.

Dan'er laughed, said goodbye to everyone, dragged Sima Huiru's hand and walked into the simply bridal chamber.

As soon as she entered the door, Dan'er hugged Sima Huiru from behind and put her hands through her clothes and stretched in: "Madam, why not satisfy their wishes, let's get the house done soon!"

"Don't think about it!" Sima Hui turned around, raised her eyes lightly, raised her index finger and gently pointed it on his forehead, and said angrily: "You don't want to be a church member. Now you are thinking about completing your family? Do you really treat me as a brothel woman? Besides, I... I still have menstruation! You should have lost your lust!"

Alas, can't you get this little hoof if you don't worship the world? Dan'er was a little depressed and said hip-hop: "Then... they are all listening to the room. Why don't you just call them a few times!"

Sima Huiru suddenly blushed and glared, "You really want to give up. Can Ru'er's call to chang sounds be heard for them?" After that, she leaned into his ears, turned her charming eyes and whispered. The voice was extremely soft and with a gust of charm. It had both an illusion of ecstasy and a temptation of desire burning the body. It was almost hooked up his soul. It felt that such a coquettish and charming voice could not be heard by others. She held up her head and bit her vermilion-red lips...
Chapter completed!
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