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Chapter 15 Dao Thief (1)

Sometimes life is not as beautiful as you think.

Since Chichengzi came out of seclusion, in addition to the Lingzi who was frightened by Li Feng to the false "Dian Cang Mountain", Cang Langzi, Gui Xinzi, Yi Xingzi, Lei Zhenzi, Qin Yanzi and the last few three-generation disciples of the Yiyuan Sect also came out of seclusion one after another. For a moment, Qingyunping became a rare lively. And these old Taoist priests who were killed in the past refused to go down the mountain to accept disciples, saw Li Feng, a good baby-like disciple suddenly appear on the mountain, and pounced on him like a fly.

These guys are desperately retreating and practicing hard on weekdays, as if they are ignoring the world. However, everyone has practiced hard for hundreds of years and has learned a lot of strange skills. They are not willing to be lonely and want to find someone to pass on their own skills. Therefore, Li Feng suddenly became extremely popular. Several old Taoists grabbed him and practiced hard on Qingyunping all day long, as if they were eager to let him fly into the air within three to five years.

In the morning, I accompanied Xie Yuezi to refine my energy, and then immediately followed Gu Lingzi to read the alchemy book for an hour. Before I finished reading the book, the fat Chichengzi rushed over with the huge golden relic tower and pulled Li Feng out to gesture the magic. He was just slashed by several lightning bolts from Chichengzi. Cang Langzi rushed up with his sword with enthusiasm. Li Feng's split hair had not yet landed on the ground. Gui Xinzi shouted and waved several Qimen Dunjia Tianshu and drilled up from the ground, as if anyone would immediately kill someone if he didn't learn his magic. Then...

Li Feng sincerely sighed: "Those guys who love three thousand people together are sure to feel uncomfortable."

Li Feng can hide as far as he can now. He doesn't want to be tortured by a group of old Taoists who have just left the seclusion and are unable to do anything. The only pet kitten in the Yiyuan Sect has been buried in a cave all day long and dared not show up. Any old Taoist can hug him like a cat, which really hurts his dignity as the king of beasts, so he can only hide like Li Feng.

The old Taoist priests had just found Li Feng and played for half a month, and immediately found that they could no longer find Li Feng's shadow. The "Escape from the Sky" talisman was activated, and they had not yet reached the level of Li Feng who could discover the "harmony of man and nature", so they could only have fun for themselves.

So, several old masters either drank and went crazy, played chess and gambling desperately, or ran around a stone peak, or squatted by the stream for three or five days without moving, as if the flowing water was extremely novel and beautiful. Or they were really bored, and stood under the tree, kicking the poor tree trembled like crazy, and the leaves were scattered all over the sky, and then the man exclaimed loudly under the tree: "What a wonderful, so wonderful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful."

Li Feng looked at the group of crazy people and felt a little nervous: "Can they have been in seclusion for several years and their heads are broken? Look at Chi Chengzi, who carried all his belongings in broad daylight. No matter how you look at it, they are all a wealthy slave and a super idiot. These people are my elders? Fortunately, they ran fast, otherwise wouldn't they be killed by them?" Li Feng shook his head repeatedly, thinking that Fengzi's name should really be added to them.

A snickering sound came from behind him. Li Feng was shocked and kicked his vaginal leg at the back. The man behind him quickly shouted: "Wow, what a vicious little baby, he actually used this move to hit your master and I. The lower body is a fatal key to a man, so you can't touch it randomly."

Li Feng turned around and saw a terrible old Taoist with dry skin and tall figure. Fortunately, he still remembered that this old Taoist showed up in front of him four years ago and hurriedly kowtowed: "Master is here, and disciple Li Fengzi is polite. Disciple Li Fengzi wishes Master as blessed as the East China Sea, longevity as the South Mountain, and to become diligent in Taoism, and ascend to heaven as soon as possible." He cursed fiercely in his stomach: "You old guy, go to die early, scare me behind me? Bah, do you still think you are a beauty? I'm going to touch you randomly? I'm not so excited, unless you touch a handful of 100 taels, no, a thousand taels of silver is about the same."

Chen Songzi laughed loudly, picked up the red gourd at his hand and took a big sip of wine, saying, "Okay, okay, okay, I didn't expect Longzi did a great thing and found such a good disciple for me. Hehe, this time, I, Old Dao Chen, will take the lead. In the future, all the four generations of disciples will call you senior brother... Well, this is a little trick of Master, you can play with it. The power of the 'Sucuba Ring' is too great. Don't show it in front of others when you can't control him well." His palm flipped, and a silver small sword that was long, thin like an earthworm, and constantly twisting and jumping like a spirit snake appeared in his hand.

Li Feng snatched the sword from Chen Songzi's hand and stuffed it into his sleeve. He laughed and said, "It's true that the master understands me, disciple." He was warning himself in his heart: "Good for the winter, that evil confinement, the two stinky Taoist priests of Gu Lingzi just said that my 'Surpris Bird Ryu' was too powerful, so the old guy found a flying sword that looked very spiritual. He knew everything about his feelings? He just didn't know if he knew that I would wash away the prefect of Xi'an Prefecture the night before yesterday."

Li Feng looked at Chen Songzi with a gaze. Chen Songzi looked at Li Feng carefully and said with a smile: "Those little Taoists, if you want to be lazy, you will cultivate my little disciple here at all costs. Haha, teach them a good lesson tomorrow. Pulling seedlings to help grow, and it's not enough for wise people... Little grandson, are you asking those teachers and uncles what they are doing, right?"

Li Feng nodded and said frankly: "It seems like a group of madmen. I, Li Feng, just forget about my name."

Chen Songzi laughed, shook his head, took a sip of wine and said, "Ha, that nephew of Chichengzi, hehe, one night, I saw a little monkey washing away the neighbors. I was afraid of being thieves, so I put all my belongings on them." He glanced at Li Feng, who was extremely embarrassed, and said with a smile, "It's okay, it's okay, people who practice Taoism do whatever they want. You just went to steal a tiger whip, which is not a big sin. Is there any plunder? Why do I blame you? You can't cut off the kitten without the tiger whip and medicine?"

The cat who had finally plucked up the courage to go out with Li Feng heard Chen Songzi's words and was so scared that he said 'Oh woo' and fled desperately towards the back mountain with his tail. It seemed that he would never dare to show up in three or five days. Chen Songzi laughed strangely, looked at Li Feng and said, "Do you want to talk about other masters? What do you think they are doing?"

Li Feng simply said according to his own judgment: "They must have been depressed for so long, and they might be thinking about women. Look at the two drunken fighters, they must have been too energetic; those who squatted by the water in a daze must have been thinking about their lover; those who were in a circle must have been rising in their hearts and could not be able to hold back; and the one who trampled on the Qingyunping forest should have been a sperm on his brain, and they were almost crazy, right?"

Chen Songzi squirted out a sip of wine. He finally understood why Xiao Longzi was so angry that he was so angry that he was in seclusion by his words. Chen Songzi coughed a few times before he said helplessly: "Absurd, absurd, people who practice Taoism have no lust? The innate Yuanyang has long been integrated into their own golden elixir. How can the stimulation of the body be compared to the pleasure after communicating with the spirit and the world?... Shut up, you kid are not allowed to speak, there is nothing good to say when you speak. Your masters are enlightening the truth."

Li Feng was stunned and pointed at the group of strange-looking masters with a ball of dung-like appearance, saying: "Are they pursuing the Tao? Drinking and pursuing the Tao? Fighting like a gangster on the street? Stay in a daze? Running around to realize the Tao? Seeing the leaves falling down to realize the Tao? If it is so easy, I, Li Feng, have long become a god. No, maybe I will become the Supreme Laojun."

Chen Songzi hit Li Feng's head with a palm and shouted, "Nothing is the name of the Supreme One who can be used to pretend to be a random person? Hey, you say that these actions cannot be realized, then what is enlightenment?"

Li Feng thought for a long time and suddenly realized that he had no clear concept at all. Who knows where he is the so-called supreme principle of heaven and earth?

Chen Songzi shouted: "Look, this is the Tao." He pointed to an inch-long-shaped centipede that crawled past their feet.

Li Feng was stunned and suddenly cursed: "Damn it, is this thing? I used it to refine 'disinfection powder', and I don't know how many pieces I used."

Chen Songzi didn't say anything, pointed to a stone beside him and shouted, "This is also the Tao."

Li Feng was even more confused and simply punched the stone about a foot, cursing: "Is this Tao? Then wouldn't I kill Tao?"

Chen Songzi squatted down, grabbed a ball of black mud with one hand, and sent the mud to Li Feng very seriously, saying, "This is the Tao."

Li Feng shook his head and said, "Master, what are you kidding? This mud is Tao, so Tao is too worthless."

Chen Songzi said seriously: "Why is the mud not Tao? No matter how rotten the mud is, the most beautiful flowers can bloom. The biochemical growth and growth of heaven and earth, where is the Tao?"

Li Feng was suddenly stunned as if he was bombarded by thunder, and then he also rushed around Chen Songzi. He seemed to have thought of something, but he seemed to be separated by a layer of cotton yarn. He couldn't see clearly. He knew there was something there, but he just couldn't see it clearly. Chen Songzi smiled, blew a breath at the mud in his hand, and said gently in a low voice: "All things in the world are biochemical and growing. Spring flowers and autumn moons, summer wind and winter snow, flowers bloom and fall, full moon and waning, wind blowing and wind, snow melting."

A small bud grew out of the mud in his hand. In just a few breaths, the buds bloomed with beautiful red flowers, swaying in the breeze.

Li Feng shouted loudly: "Yes."

Chen Songzi immediately asked: "What is it?"

Li Feng smiled and said, "I understand, but I haven't understood yet."

Chen Songzi nodded, quickly threw the mud ball out, wiped his black palm on his Taoist robe a few times, grabbed the wine gourd, and sipped the wine, and said, "No, good, just understand it. Master, I have used it for more than 300 years from understanding to understanding. Hehe, these little Taoists, let them slowly understand it. No one can help you with enlightenment... Nowadays, many people in the world who only pursue the power of the true essence, the transformation of the golden elixir and the Nascent Soul, but often forget the most rooted cultivation of the Taoist heart, so when the last heavenly tribulation comes, they die so miserable that they are, they are pitiful and sad."

Li Feng nodded solemnly, but a pair of thieves looked at the gourd in Chen Songzi's hand. Chen Songzi looked at Li Feng, then looked at his wine gourd, and suddenly laughed: "Little grandson also likes this? Hehe, the relationship is wonderful... Master Master practiced so hard for so long and wanted to be loose. If you want to drink with Master Master, Master Master will teach you something more. Hehe, for example, your master Xiao Longzi wants to learn, but Master Master Master doesn't teach him the "Breaking Void Art", hehe, you can teach you, hehe, you're so angry that your master."

Li Feng was stunned and asked, "Breaking the Void Art? It sounds very powerful."

Chen Songzi grabbed Li Feng and stuffed the gourd into his hand and said, "Haha, it's naturally amazing. This wine is the 'Hundred Flower Dew' brewed by the master. How about you try it? This is a good wine from the Yiyuan Sect... Is that the 'Breaking Void Art' that Master learned from the Tianfu Secret Book "Purple Heart Sutra" collected by the Yiyuan Sect. It's the power of seizing the creation of heaven and earth. It's extremely powerful. What's the matter of killing people? The flesh and bones are all small matters. It's easy to turn the rivers and seas, and it's like breathing. With every move, thousands of gods follow. Hehe, are you saying it's powerful?"

Li Feng frowned: "Why don't you teach the master? You old man won't use me to do experiments, right?"

Chen Songzi shook his head quickly and said with a sincere look: "You are my little disciple, how could the master harm you? Your master is sometimes too old-fashioned and I wish I could stay on Qingyunping for the rest of my life and not go out. It is useless to learn the "Breaking Void Art". However, your little grandson will have to travel around the world in the future, carry forward my "Yiyuan Sect" portal, and recruit disciples. This thing is the best spell to defeat enemies, defend yourself, protect your heart, and subdue demons. Of course, you have to use it for your little grandson."

Li Feng was so proud: "You old maids, you have already started to design me. I said, how could you teach me top-level magic? But you will have to be a coolie at that time. It's better that you all have such a heart. If you don't empty your family's foundation, you are your son." His hand quickly poked out and rubbed his two fingers: "'Purple Heart Sutra', hehe, Master, you might as well give that thing to my disciples for reference."

Chen Songzi took out a purple arc-shaped jade talisman and smiled and handed it to Li Feng: "My dear, Master, I knew you had said this, so I will temporarily leave this 'Purple Heart Sutra' to you for safekeeping. Hehe, this is the legendary classic of the Heavenly Immortal Palace. A wordless heavenly book must be practiced to a certain extent before you can understand things. Hehe, divine grandson, please keep it well. Anyway, there is a ban on our Yiyuan Sect, so you are not afraid that others will take it away."

Li Feng was stunned. All his actions had been planned by this old guy. He was so angry that he looked at the jade talisman in his hand. Except for the countless small patterns on it, which formed complex dragon, phoenix, flowers, and monster patterns, it was indeed not a word. Only the jade talisman, which was the size of a palm and three-quarter thick, looked like he saw the ocean at first sight, with a feeling of light patterns and no edges at first sight. Li Feng knew that he was a treasure, so he didn't care whether he had the ability to read this secret book, and he stuffed it into his sleeves directly.

However, when I remembered that everything was calculated by Chen Songzi, Li Feng was in a very bad mood and could only take a sip of wine. His stomach cursed: "Old guy, do you say you made wine by yourself? Good relationship, I learned to drink when I was six years old. I don't want to drink all your private goods... My mother, what the hell is this?" A stream of sour or bitter, and the extremely pungent liquid poured into Li Feng's mouth. Li Feng coughed and sprayed all the wine.

Chen Songzi rushed back his gourd and shouted: "Little grandson, if you don't know how to drink, just sip it. This is the best wine that Master has collected and easily brewed. Isn't it a waste to spray it out?"

Li Feng was stunned. Just this thing that was worse than water, and feelings were fine wine. He asked a little hesitantly: "Master, when did you go up the mountain?"

Chen Songzi didn't know the intention of Li Feng's question, so he honestly said: "Master, I was crossed up the mountain by your Grand Master when I was seven years old. It has been more than 600 years since then. What are you asking about this?"

Li Feng screamed: "No wonder your wine is so hard to drink, it smells like urine. The recipe for making wine was passed down to you by the Grand Master. You should make it with hundreds of flowers, right? This is also called wine? I'm called wine, if this is called wine, then I'll be the Sanqing Daozun."

Chen Songzi was angry and his face suddenly turned red: "Nonsense, what is this wine? Look at Qingyunping, who doesn't drink the wine I brewed by Master? This is brewed in the elixir of Master's priest's elixir. It's full of spiritual energy. Take a sip and you will live at least one hundred years longer. What do you think is this wine? It smells like pee? Is it, you guy who has drunk pee? Humph."

Li Feng jumped up all the time, and his eyes stared at Chen Songzi fiercely and cursed: "I have really drunk pee. Although it is not what I want, your wine is just a smell of urine. You old guy is waiting, I let you understand what is a real good wine." This guy suddenly remembered some things before, and couldn't help but gangsters in his heart rushed up again. He was an old turtle to his master. The old guy scolded him, then turned around and ran towards the peaks of the "Juyuan Formation". All his stolen goods were buried there.

Chen Songzi didn't think that Li Feng's name was strange. After all, he had a good cultivation, but he couldn't tolerate the problem of Li Feng saying that his wine was urine. If Li Feng was saying it was true, wouldn't he have been drinking urine for more than a thousand years? This is a good wine brewed according to the secret recipe of a lazy wine master of the Yiyuan Sect. Humph, it must be that the little guy doesn't know how to taste it. When Chen Songzi thought of this, he suddenly realized in his heart, shook his head, raised the gourd proudly, and took a sip carefully.

As footsteps sounded, Li Feng ran over with a jar covered in mud, placed it steadily in front of Chen Songzi, took out the little flying sword that Chen Songzi had just given him, cut off the mouth of the jar with one sword, and exposed about a hundred kilograms of liquid inside. Li Feng pointed to the slightly yellow liquid and shouted: "How about Bainian Fenjiu? Old man, try what it tastes like."

Chen Songzi was stunned for a moment, "Hundred-year-old Fenjiu", what is this? It's just a hundred years of heat, what's it? The jars of Baihua wine he secretly hid secretly have at least 400 years of history. However, seeing Li Feng's smug look on his face, Chen Songzi pouted his mouth gently out of caring for his younger generation and giving him some face. He sucked the liquid in the jar gently. A series of silver-bright wine springs suddenly rose into the air and injected into Chen Songzi's mouth.

Chen Songzi seemed to be hit by thunder, her whole body was hard, and she couldn't speak with her eyes straight. He didn't know how to describe the taste of the wine, which was long aftertaste, rich sauce flavor, etc. How could he know these words? He only knew that this was good wine, supreme wine, and it was indeed the best. He swallowed it gently, and his mouth was full of wine. Then the wine seemed to be a trace of cold snow water slid into the stomach through his throat, and then it felt like a ball of fire, and rushed up from the stomach with a "wow".

Chen Songzi applauded and drank wildly: "It's indeed the supreme wine." He poured the wine in his gourd cleanly. With a sword technique in his right hand, a fine wine flew into the gourd. He laughed: "It's indeed the best, the wonderful product. Compared to the master's own brew, it's really peeing. The disciples are indeed knowledgeable, hahaha."

Chen Songzi applauded here and laughed wildly, accidentally venting a little of his energy. His thunderous voice shocked the entire Qingyunping. Immediately, at the largest mountain floating in the sky, the thin head of Miaomiao man poked out and shouted: "Hey, Lao Wu, have you brewed wine again? Okay, okay, okay, I'll come down right away."

The Master Huoyun was already flying in a red cloud and drank with a curse: "Lao Wu, didn't you say that all your wine has been drunk? Is the new wine still not in the alchemy furnace? Humph, why are there wine again today?"

Here, Huoyun is still on the road. Chichengzi, Gui Xinzi and others over there have already set up sword lights and rushed over, shouting: "Uncle Master, you are good, please leave some. Master Miaomiao (Uncle Master) is a drunkard, so he can't let him snatch it all."

Li Feng stared blankly at the group of "moral" men who rushed over like evil dogs snatching their bones. Then, the strong wind whistled in the sky. Before Li Feng could react, he rushed towards him with a powerful force. With a buzzing sound in his head, he was knocked out and his body was knocked away seven or eight feet away. He only saw that around the jar of wine, sword lights roared and thunders. In the sky, thunders of more than a thousand feet long mixed with thunder fires of the size of thorns fell down, slashing wildly at the surrounding woods...

When Li Feng woke up, one master, two masters, and nine uncles stood neatly in front of him, looking like a criminal trial in the lobby. Chen Songzi was the first to speak and asked very seriously: "Fengzi, where did you come from this wine? Did you brew it yourself, or... Well, that night, didn't Chichengzi see you grab two jars and go back to the mountain?"

Li Feng shook his head, which was still a little painful, and cursed: "Damn, aren't you just a jar of wine? Is it worth making such a fuss? Who told you to refuse to walk down the mountain? Although this century-old wine is small, there are countless other fine wines. Let's talk about our neighbor Huashan Sword Sect, and there are at least two hundred jars of good wine in the cellar behind the kitchen."

The twelve pairs of small light bulbs lit up. The real man Miaomiao carefully wiped a little wine from the corner of his mouth with his fingers into his mouth. Then he nodded and asked like a big monkey: "My nephew, hehe, is that Huashan Sword Sect the sect that the master saw before, and was the sect that little guy opened? There is actually good wine there? Hehe, isn't it?"

Li Feng stood up and said with a sensation: "Yes, I didn't expect you to like drinking so much. If I had known, I would have moved their wine cellar. Humph, who told you that you would not go down the mountain to travel more? What's there at the foot of the mountain?" Li Feng did not expect that these decent practitioners strictly abide by the precepts at the foot of the mountain. They walk in the forest every day, and they don't even go to inns or restaurants to eat. Especially the Yiyuan Sect, some people have only gone down the mountain once for hundreds of years, and they have caught two apprentices and then returned. How can they have too much experience?

The most senior real man Miaomiao, who was present, hit his palms with his palms and shouted: "Okay, Miaoji. When that little guy was creating a portal in Huashan, I secretly saved him once. As the saying goes, how do you say it?"

Li Feng said insidiously: "The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid with a spring of water. Especially this kind of life-saving grace, hehe... If my master had not saved the ancestors of those people in the Huashan Sect, would their Huashan Sword Sect still have it? Now maybe it was the Huashan Sword Sect, the Huashan Axe Sect, and the Huashan Spike Sect. In short, it would not be the Huashan Sword Sect."

Zhenren Miaomiao nodded heavily: "That's the best, that's good. Gui Xinzi, Cang Langzi, you two will go out to do business with your junior nephew tonight. Ah? The master is waiting for you in Qingyunping, go and go back quickly... Don't let the master and two uncles wait for a long time?" Zhenren Miaomiao did not explain what they wanted them to go out to do, but for granted, what else do you think you can do?

That night, Li Feng, with two masters who were thieves for the first time, Cang Langzi knocked all the Huashan Gatemen's disciples through a punch above the Huashan Sword Sect. The three of them rushed into the Huashan Sect's wine cellar. Gui Xinzi's "Five Ghosts Movement" came out casually. Nearly three hundred jars of old wine were instantly faint and empty, and they no longer belonged to their Huashan Sect.

The next morning, the Huashan Sect was in chaos. Facing the empty wine cellar, countless masters searched for a long time, but could not find how those Taoist thieves stole these old wines weighing hundreds of kilograms per jar. In a panic, Wei Ziqun, the leader of Wei Da Sect thought of the gods and ghosts, so a group of Huashan disciples immediately went down the mountain, captured more than a hundred monks and Taoists, and set up a water and land temple with a ritual to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts. Forty-nine days in a row, the Huashan Sect was very lively.

Miaomiao, Huoyun, Chen Songzi and the others praised Li Feng and others, and decided that in the future, all the fine wine needed by all the disciples of Yiyuan Sect on Qingyunping would be planned by Li Feng.

Within a month, strange things happened in all sizes and towns near Huashan, and the cellars of countless inns, restaurants and wineries were moved cleanly, which made the people panic, thinking that there was a "thousand-year-old wine demon" that was causing trouble.

In the chaos, dozens of real cultivators who were determined to "slay demons and eliminate demons". However, the nine disciples of the Yiyuan Sect took action at the same time, and the magic was extremely profound and mysterious. How could they find out a clue? They could only scream strangely one by one.

Originally, Yiyuan Sect was preparing to pay the bill, but Li Feng, who was holding the money bag, was a scattered person. Seeing that the masters were escorting the wine far away, it would be a good thing if he didn't strip the vaults of the shop owners. How could he even throw a slight silver into it? No wonder the people were talking about it.
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