Chapter 6 Gu Lingzi
Chapter 8 Learning
"You are so stupid, 'At the beginning of human beings, nature is good'. You have been writing these six words for half an hour, but haven't you remembered it yet?" Zhao Yue'er looked incredible, shook her head desperately, and looked at Li Feng with a sigh.
Li Feng howled up to the sky: "Oh my God, Master, are these six words really simple? But no matter how I see them, they are spinning! Each word is desperately spinning, my eyes are blurred. The word is too complicated. Isn't there a little simpler word to learn?" He simply lay lazily on the floor, humming: "Master, my bones are hurting all over my body... Just say, carry water, chop firewood, give me two iron buckets, iron shoulder poles and a thirty kilogram axe, why do you have to use a spell on it? It made me feel weak all over. I finally completed this task, but I was too tired."
Zhao Yue'er smiled 'hehe': "Who told you that you have so much innate spiritual energy in your body before you even get started? Compared to ordinary people, you naturally need to be tempered to become a good person. This is what my mother told me. My mother said that when Senior Brother Xiao Longzi and others went up the mountain, they were not as melodious as your body, and they also accumulated such strong spiritual energy. They had infinite power and could jump three feet away in one step. When Senior Brothers went up the mountain, they were still physical mortals, so they were naturally using wooden barrels and hatchets."
Zhao Yue'er gently lit the table and said, "This is the purpose of carrying water and chopping wood to restrain your heart. If you don't make you tired, how can this happen?"
Li Feng stood up straight from the ground, made a grimace and begged for mercy at Zhao Yue'er: "Then master, you can do it. I have been tired of picking up water all morning and chopping wood. You can choose some simple words. Just give me the simplest words. There is no need to teach them too difficult, right? Look at these words, they twist one by one. How could I remember so many pictures?"
Zhao Yue'er frowned and tilted her head to sigh, "How much is this called stroke? I think it's much easier to learn this kind of writing. This is also the popular writing in the world today. It should be the easiest to learn... No, look here." Zhao Yue'er waved her hand, and immediately leaned against a shelf in the room, and there were two bamboo slips on the side of the jade slip flew over.
He spread out a slightly yellowed bamboo slip. Zhao Yue'er smiled and said, "This is a small seal script. Do you see if this stroke is more difficult?" Li Feng let out a smirk, and his eyes began to turn freely. After spreading out another bamboo slip, Zhao Yue'er's smile became stronger: "This is a large seal script. Do you think it is easy to learn?" Li Feng made a strange "giggle" sound in his throat, and he seemed to be about to faint.
Zhao Yue'er carefully spread out the jade slip and couldn't help laughing: "Haha, this is the ancient Tadpole Heavenly Book, the strokes are simple, but can you read the contents in it?"
Li Feng rushed towards Zhao Yue'er, hugged Zhao Yue'er's calves and howled: "Master, just spare me, apprentice. These things are not learned by humans, you can do it. You can just read them and tell me to forget them. Why do I need to learn them by myself? Don't talk about big seal scripts and small seal scripts anymore. My head is going to be confused now." Li Feng's nose twitched desperately, but his stomach was filled with laughter: "Oh my God, the master's legs are so fragrant, even more fragrant than the 'cold night orchid' I dug out the night before yesterday. The girls in Suzhou Prefecture are all covered with powder. In comparison, the fragrant powder is simply the smell of the toilet."
Zhao Yue'er gently patted Li Feng's head and said seriously: "This is not true. Of course I can read all the mental methods and Taoist books to you, but how much can your head record? Even if my father is the head, the Yiyuan Sect has a total of 137,645 and a half volumes of Taoist books, 5,967 volumes of Dharma books, 314 volumes of ancient classics, 125 volumes of the Immortal Palace Purple Book, and two volumes of Taoist practice. He can't remember them all in his head. He also has to read them all from time to time. How can you remember them so lazy? Do you want me to read them to you at any time in the future? What if I go into seclusion?"
Li Feng hummed in his stomach: "I wish you could read to me all the time." Of course, he said sweetly on his mouth: "Then master, what should I do? This reading and practicing calligraphy is a bit hard, and his head hurts."
Zhao Yue'er's eyes rolled around for a few times, and suddenly she smiled strangely: "I remembered it. It seems that the fifth senior brother said that when the seventh senior brother Lei Zhenzi went up the mountain, he refused to read Taoism carefully. As a result, he was punished by Master Miaomiao to carry three times more water and three times more firewood every day. He sat obediently in the study and worked hard. It seems that I have to learn from Master Miaomiao's method. That's how you decided, in the future, you don't want to fetch water from the stream on Qingyunping. You go to the mountain stream on the west side of the main peak of Huashan outside Qingyunping. You can fetch water from the stream on the west side of the Huashan main peak outside Qingyunping. On the road, you have to cut down a bundle of dry firewood to bring it back. Hehehe. I will ask the kitten to supervise you."
Li Feng was stunned. He couldn't help but let go of his hand holding Zhao Yue'er's calves tightly, and howled loudly: "Master, you can't be too cruel, it will be a life-threatening." Li Feng had been with Zhao Yue'er for three days, so why didn't he know that the main peak of Huashan is more than 200 miles away from Qingyunping. Especially the only road down the mountain in Qingyunping, if it weren't for flying with swords, it would be a small path carved from the cliff about a foot wide.
Zhao Yue'er narrowed her eyes: "Otherwise, you will complain again. I'll teach you for two days. You will remember how to write it. You can't write any other words. This is really shameful for me, a master... I teach you how to read and read every day. You will either doze or have a stomachache. Then you can work hard." Zhao Yue'er slapped the kitten's head heavily and shouted: "Lazy Cat, from now on, you follow Xiaofeng to fetch water every day. In short, he is not allowed to be lazy. If you dare to be lazy, you will hit him with your tail."
Li Feng was stunned and before he could protest more violently, Zhao Yue'er had turned into a hazy green light: "I'm going to read Taoist books. Xiao Feng, don't be lazy. There are talismans of ancestors in and out of this study. There are talismans blockades in and out of the past. Don't be afraid that the heretics can sneak in and meditate with confidence. I have taught you the initial qi refining method, you have to work hard." After saying that, a green light shot out of the door and left in an instant.
"Oh my God, my life is so miserable. I thought it would be like finding a good backer. Who knew that my life was so miserable? I easily changed my water route. Oh my, it would be only one morning to go back and forth?"
Li Feng completely collapsed on the ground, while the kitten roared in a low voice: "If I had known, why would I come with you today? I would have to supervise you? Wouldn't it be that tiger, I would have to run more than 400 miles every day? My life is so miserable." Unfortunately, it was his complaint, Li Feng couldn't understand it.
The green light flashed again, and Zhao Yue'er rushed in and said hurriedly: "I can tell you that if you don't come back one morning, it will double the next day. At the same time, you will have nothing to eat on that day. I will lock you in a secret room so that you can't get out. Remember?... This is what the three dead old men said: It doesn't have to be too good to apprentices, as long as they can't die, it's okay... Hehe, this is what Master Matsuko told me when she scolded the three masters after getting drunk, haha." After that, Zhao Yue'er flew out again.
Li Feng was completely stunned. He raised his hand and shouted loudly: "Is this a place where you teach people to practice Taoism? Zhou Papi, the most stingy person in Suzhou Prefecture, is not so cruel to his tenants. At least they will eat enough... You gods are worse than a rich man... God, I want to go back to Suzhou."
The kitten tilted his head and looked at Li Feng who was completely in a hysterical state. He sniffed and lazily lay on the ground to go to bed. A few low roars came out from his throat, meaning: "You kid has the time to complain, so why not meditate and refine Qi quickly, and add a little more internal energy, at least save effort tomorrow!" Thinking about it, the kitten felt that it was a kind of happiness that he didn't have to carry water and chop wood all day long. He couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth and closed his eyes leisurely.
The kitten suddenly felt his belly sinking. When he opened his eyes, he saw that, sure enough, Li Feng was already cursing and leaning on his belly, using his belly as a pillow, preparing for a nap. The kitten stayed for a while, shook his head, yawned, and muttered: "Don't you cherish the opportunity to be a god? If I were a human body, I would definitely work a hundred times more than you... Ah~~, no matter he is, I'll sleep with the tiger."
There was nothing to say for a day. The next morning, Li Feng was greeted by Zhao Yue'er with a small palm thunder. Zhao Yue'er kicked Li Feng and the kitten's butt one after another, and shouted loudly: "You two lazy guys, get me up, get up, what are you doing? Get me up, Li Feng go get a bucket and an axe, don't run away with the kitten, carry a 'Taishan Talisman' on my body and go out."
Zhao Yue'er's fingers were slashed, and a yellow light flashed, and a talisman was firmly pressed on the kitten's back. The kitten let out a sad howl: "Oh my God, 'Taishan Talisman', you are so cruel. It's a good thing that I carried you all day long when you were a child... It's a thousand pounds, you can use less magic power."
Zhao Yue'er could hear the complaints in the kitten's roar, and couldn't help but laugh and scold: "Look at how you dare to sleep in the future. Xiaofeng was damaged by you, a lazy tiger. I will supervise Xiaofeng honestly. If you two dare to collude and lie to me, see how I deal with you, especially your kitten. If you dare to be lazy with Xiaofeng, I will use the "Five Mountain Talisman" to suppress you next time." After that, Zhao Yue'er smiled and waved her hands, and countless thunders in her palm shot towards Li Feng and the kitten. Each person and tiger were so scared that they rushed out of the door.
Zhao Yue'er became happier and happier as she fought, and couldn't help but scream: "Don't run away, eat a few thunders before going, the 'Nine Sky Thunder Combo' I just learned yesterday."
The kitten screamed, and ran out of the bamboo forest outside the study like a desperate person, carrying the heavy "Taishan Talisman" like a wind. Li Feng hesitated for a moment, and there were a series of explosions in the sky, and hundreds of electric lights, as thick as arms, slashed down like snakes. Li Feng finally understood what the "thunder combo" meant, and couldn't help but let out a sharp howl, and his feet kicked his butt egg desperately, and ran away like wind.
The electric light flashed, and a large bamboo forest turned into ashes in the electric light. More than a dozen deep pits appeared on the ground in front of the study, and wisps of blue smoke were still emitting.
Zhao Yue'er chased after her relentlessly and shouted loudly: "Xiaofeng, kitten, don't run away, stop for me, just stop, no one will die."
Gu Lingzi, wearing a green robe, suddenly appeared from the edge of the study and said with a moaning: "Okay, okay, okay, Junior Brother Xiao, you are so good. I took an apprentice and didn't care about it. Now it fell into the hands of the junior sister... Your "little peaches" are not unfair to die... Even if it is my "Zhulong Grass", it is really a waste to let that kid eat it, but I admit it."
Xiao Longzi and Xie Yuezi also showed their own figures. Xie Yuezi was extremely keen. Q raised his head spiritfully and wiped his forehead with his hand and said, "What's the pity for us practitioners who practice Taoism? Isn't it just a few 'little peaches'? If you can't become an immortal after eating it, what's the feeling of feeling sorry for me? Even if it's my 'cold night orchid', I feel a little distressed when I think about it, as long as the little junior sister is happy and we don't have much loss, what are some external things?"
Xiao Longzi rolled his eyes, nodded repeatedly and said, "Authentic, why do I care about a few peach trees? In short, I think this apprentice is taking good care of it. First, I avoided the five old guys having to nag and asked us to take apprentices all day long, which is considered to be a deal. Second, the little junior sister seems to have found someone to have fun with her, so we will be quiet and free... At worst, we can only lose more medicinal materials. Anyway, are there too few medicinal materials that were destroyed in the hands of the little junior sister before?"
Gu Lingzi nodded repeatedly: "This is the truth. When the junior sister and the junior nephew get together, we will lose 30% of the medicinal materials at most, but at least we can avoid the junior sister causing trouble for us all day long. Otherwise, letting the junior sister be alone on the mountain, just like last time my furnace elixir...tsk tsk..." Gu Lingzi seemed to remember some unlucky things that could not be looked back on, and shook his head repeatedly.
Xiao Longzi shivered all over: "Go away, go away, while the junior sister chases those two unlucky guys, let's dodge first."
Gu Lingzi hurriedly shouted, "I am ashamed, how can we practitioners be afraid?... However, Junior Brother Xiao, my golden elixir is still a little short of heat, and you have to give it to my guardians more of your brother."
Xie Yuezi hurriedly said, "Senior Brother Gu is going to think about the golden elixir. Junior Brother, I asked my senior brother for advice. At the same time, the three of us joined forces to set up the formation. The heretic devil probably cannot break our formation, right? Even the junior sister, she..."
The three of them looked at each other and laughed. Xiao Longzi said, "Those who practice Taoism should seek progress every day. This is the reason. Haha..." The three of them found a high-sounding reason and flew away like wind. They could still hear Xiao Longzi's voice: "It's good to hand over Fengzi to the junior sister. At least the junior sister can also enter and exit the forbidden area of the sect at will. What's the benefit? It's just a cheap Fengzi. Haha, it's not that I, as a master, are not responsible."
After waiting for the three of them to fly, Chen Songzi appeared next to the study with a small wine pot with a breeze. He poured a sip of wine to the sky and cursed in a low voice: "The noses of these calves are more and more sensible than those of them. Don't they know to revitalize the sect? They actually shook their disciples to the junior sister. Could it be that they still want us old men to teach new students? Alas, the master is unfortunate, the master is unfortunate... But there is a reason. Yue'er is quite ambitious, and Fengzi should be right under her... Well, it is extreme, it is extreme, hehe, hehe."
With a breeze, the old Taoist didn't know where to go.
As for Li Feng, like a kitten, he was frightened by the series of lightning, and a heavy axe was inserted behind him, carrying a pair of buckets on his shoulders, and flew down Qingyunping like a flying, rushing down the path about a foot wide, winding and steep, and strange rocks.
A faint golden light emitted from the shoulder pole, flashing in a flash, and the spiritual energy of heaven and earth that was originally filled with Li Feng's body was immediately suppressed by the golden light and condensed into Li Feng's body. Li Feng could only carry this pair of things worth about a hundred pounds to the mountain with his physical strength. However, considering that Li Feng's physique is much stronger than ordinary people, the extra weight of more than a hundred pounds just makes him tired every day like an ordinary disciple. In this regard, Zhao Yue'er's vision is very accurate.
Zhao Yue'er stood on a golden sword, floating at the end of the path and shouted loudly: "Little cat, don't be lazy; Xiaofeng, don't be slick. You two must come back at noon, otherwise you will have nothing to eat, especially the kitten. If Xiaofeng is lazy, you must be the one who leads it. Do you understand?"
Chapter completed!