Chapter 202 Narcissus seeks official position (Part 2)

At this moment, the Chengdu government office was already full of chaos. Thousands of soldiers were circling around Shui Yuanzi, and they couldn't even touch the corner of his clothes. This guy was slippery and like ice cubes, running around the ground, laughing and talking nonsense, and the guerrilla general who was leading the army was trembling. Thousands of people ran around the government office, but the entire government office was broken. Wherever Shui Yuanzi passed, he kicked it out with one punch and one kick, and the house suddenly turned into ruins.

As thousands of soldiers stepped on their heavy steps, they should not keep the flowers and plants intact. It looked like a bear leading a group of goats, turning the originally carved beams and painted buildings and beautiful Chengdu government offices into a garbage dump.

With a 'hulala', the Lord of the Prefecture of Chengdu Prefecture appeared under the protection of hundreds of guards. Seeing that all the houses in his government office were knocked down by Shui Yuanzi, Lord Zhao was so angry that he angrily rebuked: "What a bold thief, come here, transfer the archer to come and shoot him to death."

It was fine if he didn't say anything. Shui Yuanzi was having fun, but he hadn't noticed him yet. When Shui Yuanzi heard his voice, Shui Yuanzi immediately rushed towards Lord Zhao with a smile. "Little baby, don't run away. Are you the biggest official here?" Shui Yuanzi's man spread his hands more than ten feet in the air, and a rush of his hands flew out from his palms. Where could the hundreds of guards around him stand firmly? At the same time, he was shaken away from his surroundings.

Shui Yuanzi grabbed Lord Zhao's beard with one hand and laughed: "Are you the biggest official here? You can find you... My little Taoist priest is Shui Yuanzi, who is here to seek an official position. Hurry up, hurry up, I will be the general, otherwise I will pull out all your beard, take off all your clothes and throw them into the river."

Lord Zhao and the nearby officers and soldiers were shocked and appointed him as a general. That is the right that the emperor has. What is a general? A first-rank general, he is a small mansion and has a level 7 or 8 to climb. Could this Shui Yuanzi be a madman?

But with his beard in his hand, Shui Yuanzi put all his strength to pull it down. He heard Lord Zhao screaming repeatedly, as if he was a donkey and was dragged all over the yard. The officers and soldiers were anxious and roared at Shui Yuanzi. In front of thousands of people, the Lord of the Chengdu Prefecture, the humiliation of a young man, was spread out. These officers and soldiers were all guilty of death, and at least they had to be charged with poor guards.

Shui Yuanzi, who was laughing and hilarious, pulled Zhao Futai with a smooth and shiny beard, jumping around in the yard like a big monkey. Lord Zhao was a civil servant, how could he keep up with his footsteps? He staggered and fell to the ground, and was dragged on the ground by Shui Yuanzi with his beard. The scene was so miserable.

At this moment, the Chief Hu of the General Secretary rushed over with countless soldiers and horses, followed by Qin Daozi, Zhang Long and others. Shui Xiuer, who was covered with a gauze on her face, followed by three maids, holding Yaoqin and slowly followed behind. Nearly three thousand people surrounded the Chengdu government office that had turned into ruins. Lord Hu roared angrily: "Bold, dare to humiliate the imperial officials, do you want to die?"

Shui Yuanzi looked at Lord Hu, laughed and let go of his hand. "Strange, weird, your official position seems to be a little older than him, and there are more masters around you than him."

A white light flashed, and Shui Yuanzi rushed towards Lord Hu. Qin Daozi roared, and the Wu Gou Sword, the treasure trophy that had been snatched from Emei Town, flew out of his hand, and a red light slashed towards Shui Yuanzi. Zhang Long and other masters of the Jinyiwei even joined hands to palm it, and a blue storm attacked Shui Yuanzi in his chest.

Shui Yuanzi muttered softly, and a cold white light spurted out of his mouth. With a "clang" sound, the Emei treasure Wu Gou Sword was frozen in a ball of ice. With a "pa" sound, the sword turned into countless pieces and exploded. Qin Daozi was stunned and looked backwards with no one's face. The cold air in the white light rushed around, and Zhang Long and the others' palm power was immediately dissolved without a trace, and the strong potential forced Zhang Long and the others to retreat.

With a scream, Lord Hu was grabbed by Shui Yuanzi. Shui Yuanzi smiled and stroked Lord Hu's face, and smiled: "Little baby, are you the biggest official here? Let me tell you, if you let me be a big official, I will let you go, otherwise I will take off your clothes and spank you."

Lord Hu's face turned blue with anger and said sternly: "Mr. Hu, can you threaten me?"

So, when Li Feng and the kitten entered the city, Lord Hu was hung upside down on the city gate by a rope. Shui Yuanzi grabbed a whip he got from somewhere, and hit his butt without a whip. Lord Hu was so angry that he screamed, his whole face turned purple and black, and countless onlookers were laughing and laughing, watching the group of officers and soldiers rushing forward helplessly, and then was slashed back by Shui Yuanzi.

Li Feng coughed, his eyes flashed with fierce light. "Come on, drive these troublemakers back to me... Zhang Long, what are you doing? You are so brave to make Lord Hu look ugly in front of so many people. Bah, these bastards beat me hard, but they still refuse to leave. Let me kill them. Look at their appearance, they are the remnants of the Baidi Sect."

The officers and soldiers who had been so angry that they smoked by Shui Yuanzi had heard the order of Li Feng, and they realized that they had picked up the weapons and beat the people who were watching. Suddenly, the whole street was in chaos, and the people fled to their parents, how could they dare to stay where they were watching the fun?

Zhang Long, who had been beaten to the point of bruising face, ran over in panic, fell to the ground and replied: "Sir, this weird boy is really... Fuck, he is really..."

Before Zhang Long finished speaking, Shui Yuanzi had already jumped in front of Li Feng, tilted his head and looked at Li Feng, and asked, "Are you Guan'er?"

Li Feng nodded silently and looked at Shui Yuanzi with a smile on his face.

Shui Yuanzi raised his hands and pretended to be a senior master. He laughed and said, "Ah, Shui Yuanzi is an invincible master in the world. Well, um... a little brat, I am here to be an official. Do you want me to be an general? " Hey, he said, "Hey, it's the kind of official who eats a lot of big fish and meat every day. Hey, if you don't let me be an official, I will beat you up."

Shui Yuanzi's body was hazy. Li Feng used the power of chaos and could not see through his origin. It seemed that Shui Yuanzi also originated from the power of chaos, vast and boundless. In Li Feng's divine thought, Shui Yuanzi's body was a ball of silver light flashing, with a faint wave of waves.

Li Feng smiled subtly. "Senior, you are a master of good deeds, why do you want to roll around in the mortal world?"

Shui Yuanzi glared at her eyes and said arrogantly: "I'm happy, can't you? You kid either let me be an official or let me beat you up."

The kitten tilted his nose and punched towards Shui Yuanzi. The kitten muttered: "Damn, do you dare to beat Fengzi? Master Hu, I'll beat you up."

Shui Yuanzi rolled up her sleeves, and the kitten was thrown up by a huge body more than ten feet high. It could not stop and was thrown away fifty feet away, and it hit the ground heavily. The kitten was dizzy and roared in anger. He barely got up, but Shui Yuanzi's yin force was still on his body, which made him unable to control it and beat him a few times, and the whole family fell to the ground again.

Li Feng smiled without movingly: "Miaoji, good kung fu, good means... As the commander of the Jinyiwei, I appoint you as the deputy commander of the Jinyiwei of the Ming Dynasty, and I will ask the emperor to grant you a title, okay?"

Shui Yuanzi tilted his head and asked vaguely: "Well, is this deputy commander of the Jinyiwei, the official?"

Li Feng nodded, looked at the thousands of soldiers around him, and snorted coldly: "President Shui is here, what should you do?"

With a 'boom', thousands of officers and soldiers knelt down and roared respectfully: "Deputy Commander of Water." No one is willing to offend Li Feng, no one is willing to.

Shui Yuanzi laughed happily and said with joy: "It's fun, it's fun, it's really fun, hahaha, so many people kowtow to me? Hahaha, it's really fun."

Li Feng curled his lips slightly and said in a dark voice: "The state has its own laws, and the family has its own rules. As a court official, he must do things according to the laws of the country. Can you swear to do it?"

Shui Yuanzi shouted indifferently: "Swear, swear, I swear, I will do it. Law, what is law? Hey!"

Li Feng was completely speechless. Where did this mess come out? His skills are really terrifying. How could a person with such a Taoist practice be an official? What was this guy thinking? After thinking for a while, Li Feng didn't even look at Lord Hu who was hung on the city gate and asked with a smile: "Since that's the case, Lord Shui, can you tell me your hometown, your relatives? This deputy commander of the Jinyiwei must be registered before he can be recognized by the court."

Shui Yuanzi's wish was fulfilled, and it was just a happy time. In addition, he was originally a careless person. He heard Li Feng ask and said indifferently: "Ah, I, Shui Yuanzi, have no father and mother. What is my hometown? I remember when I was born, I was in the sea."

He was happy, and he cheered in his heart: "I haven't been to the world for a thousand years. The changes in this world have been so great. There are so many soldiers. When I was playing under the emperors, I only had a few soldiers? Hahaha, it must be fun to fight here, hahaha!"

The kitten ran over dizzyly and shouted in anger: "You have no father or mother? Did you jump out of the water? What do you think you are?"

Shui Yuanzi spread his hands helplessly, looked at the kitten with frankness, and wailed: "I am a fatherless person. I was born from the water, so my surname is Shui! I am not a thing, why am I a thing?" He looked at the kitten in confusion, his eyes rolled around for a moment, and suddenly two white lights shot out in his eyes. He swept the kitten up and down, and laughed: "Interesting, interesting, so big tiger, haha, your magic weapon is even more interesting, but it can be hidden from others, but it can't be hidden from me!"

Li Feng, the kitten was so scared that he was so scared that Li Feng grabbed Shui Yuanzi with one hand and covered his mouth tightly. "You're mistaken? Hum? What did you see? Little brother, don't talk nonsense, um? Otherwise... Otherwise... Otherwise... your official will not be able to do it." The cold sweat came out on Li Feng's forehead.

Shui Yuanzi blinked his eyes and suddenly squinted his eyes and smiled. He nodded repeatedly and said, "I understand. You are like me, and you are here to play. Hahaha, I won't tell anyone, but you have to be responsible for my meal. I have been eating kelp for a thousand years, and my mouth smells kelp, so I feel so uncomfortable."

Speaking of this, Shui Yuanzi hugged Li Feng and angrily rushed towards his nose. Li Feng reluctantly turned his head and laughed dryly: "What a big deal? A small matter, I will take you there later and eat all the delicious food in Chengdu."

Shui Yuanzi's eyes lit up, and he pulled Li Feng away: "Then let's go, what are you waiting for? Hurry, hurry, meat, meat!"

Li Feng glanced at Shui Yuanzi helplessly and sent a message to Zhang Long: "Cleaning up the mess, finding Bi Ling'er, asking him to go to Yingtian Mansion to bring all the immortals overseas to Chengdu, obey the orders of Senior Wuya and others... Put Lord Hu down and ask him to keep his mouth tight, otherwise he would be the one who made a fool of himself... Go and see where the immortals who chased Zhu Yunwen and others were... Well, check the origin of Shui Yuanzi and try to collect his information. He would not fall from the sky out of thin air."

Shui Yuanzi glanced at Li Feng and said swayingly: "I really fell from the sky. How can you do to me?"

Li Feng's body shivered, and the hair in his heart stood up. The cold sweat suddenly made his underwear soaked. Shui Yuanzi was so perverted. How could he hear his voice transmission? Will he still have privacy in the future if he posted such a person by his side? But this strange person who came to ask for an official, if he ignored him outside, it would probably cause greater damage? If he hit the Tianfu requested to be an official, then...

"Hmph, I would rather I promise you a position and put you under my hands than let you surrender to others." Li Feng thought silently.

However, Shui Yuanzi had completely forgotten the destruction and riots he had caused just now. He followed Li Feng excitedly, shaking his head desperately, looking at the bloodstains on the ground, and nodding in praise: "Miaoa, it's not a pity that I designed Mi Liang, Mi An's two little idiots let me out. This world is much more fun than a thousand years ago. There are more people who die on this street than I could see at that time."

The kitten was silent and could only look at Shui Yuanzi with his head tilted, unable to speak. Li Feng asked indirectly: "Sir Shui, haha, why is Mr. Shui asking for an official position?"

Shui Yuanzi was too lazy to see Li Feng, staring at a yellow dog on the side of the road and said, "Ah, it's fun... I have been an official before. As long as I become an official, I will be served with delicious food and delicious food to you, so I don't have to find food by myself. If I don't become an official and get some food from other people's houses, I will be chased by hundreds of people all day long. Shui Yuanzi is not so stupid. I want to be an official, and I want to be a high-ranking official."

Li Feng smiled and nodded and smiled: "The deputy commander of the Jinyiwei is a big and big official. Lord Shui will definitely be satisfied. As long as Lord Shui works well, these delicious food, wine, gold and silver beauties will be delivered to Lord Shui in endless stream."

Shui Yuanzi turned her head and looked at Li Feng and asked in confusion: "What's the use of gold and silver? Women, I know what the use of women is, but I'm not interested."

Li Feng immediately asked him: "What is Lord Shui interested in?"

Shui Yuanzi's saliva was almost flowing out. He looked at Li Feng with a eager look and said, "Meat, meat... delicious, delicious, fun." His eyes were full of sincerity and eager hope. It seemed that food and wine were everything to him.

The kitten's heavy fist was put on Shui Yuanzi's shoulder and said in a muffled voice: "Do you like meat? I like it too! Do you only like meat?"

Shui Yuanzi nodded obediently and said, "Meat!"

Li Feng turned his head, his face full of confusion. Is this Shui Yuanzi's words true or false? Judging from his Taoism, he has been practicing for at least thousands of years, but is there such an ignorant monk? He also said that he had been an official under the emperor before, so how could there be such a confused official? Unless he did it, it was the kind of official who only had to eat and didn't do anything. He also liked fun things. Does this mean that he thought he was a three or five-year-old child?

However, in his eyes, there was really the pure and naughty light like a naughty boy. This... Li Feng's head was completely widening. What is this person's origin?

If he is an enemy, it would be too dangerous to keep it by his side. But if he is not an enemy, but his personality is like this, then he must be taken as his subordinate. Seeing his light-hearted method of throwing away the kitten, this person's Taoism is probably at an unfathomable level.

"Well, let's test him with delicious food and wine first... Humph, if you are really a confused old monk, then you should be my Li Feng's thug. Aren't you going to be an official? So what if I have ulterior motives and deliberately approach me with such an excuse, then don't blame me for being ruthless. These monks overseas take action at the same time, even if you are a celestial immortal, they can't escape their joint attack?"

The plan was decided, and Li Feng felt at ease. He smiled and patted Shui Yuanzi's shoulder and smiled, "Come on, here is a very good hot pot restaurant, and the hot pot in the north, but each has its own merits. If you don't try it, it's a waste of coming to Chengdu Mansion... The shopkeeper, open the door and the business comes. Put the big fish and meat on it, and cut forty kilograms of high-quality snowflake beef."

The kitten, Shui Yuanzi, cheered in the same excitement, rushed into the shop roaring, and sat honestly on the stool.
Chapter completed!