1982 Coughing up bugs (monthly ticket 61000122)
"If the patient has a request, then check it. Later, the patient checked twice in a row, and they were both negative. The patient stopped doing it and stood in the corridor and started scolding." Zheng Ren said calmly.
"Aren't you angry?" Lin Yuan felt uncomfortable when he thought of that situation. As for the subject of his speech, he had long forgotten about it.
"I'm angry, but there's nothing I can do." Zheng Ren said, "I persuaded her for a long time, discussed with her, and finally decided to do the last time."
"What then?" Lin Yuan became curious.
"I found the cleaning lady and asked her to watch for me."
“…”
"So it turned out that she had changed her urine sample, and her best friend who came with her gave her a test for the urine sample." Zheng Ren said plainly as if he was telling someone else's grievances.
"Then you found the truth, did you scold me?" Lin Yuan almost jumped up excitedly, as if she was scolded by the patient and then she was about to start fighting back.
"No." Zheng Ren smiled, "I just told her that if I make trouble, I will send the urine sample for genetic testing."
"Uh...why? It's very troublesome to do genetic tests." Lin Yuan was stunned.
"In order to prevent her from making trouble, I just told her that I could know that the urine sample was not her own," said Zheng Ren.
"Why don't you point it out in person? She just scolded you!" Lin Yuan looked angry, as if she was the one who was scolded at that time.
"Why should I take care of other people's housework?" Zheng Ren said: "I don't know what happened to her, but there is no need to expose this matter in public. What should I do if she can't think about it for the moment?"
Su Yun looked at Zheng Ren with contempt, and he was too lazy to even squirt. This guy sometimes had water in his mind, but that thought, and after hearing it, people wanted to beat him up.
Lin Yuan looked cute. These things were so amazing to her. No professor had ever talked about something similar.
"What happened later?"
"Then the patient left." Zheng Ren said: "She has a negative urine test and a positive test form. She knows what to do next."
"Then why make a fuss?"
"The one who accompanied her in the morning was the man's family, either his sister or his sister-in-law. Forget it, you're so stupid. The man is not at home, but the woman has a stomachache. I found out that she was pregnant when she was checked." Su Yun couldn't listen anymore. The logic in the middle was very simple, why didn't she understand?
Lin Yuan has a solid theoretical foundation, but his clinical experience is really pitiful.
A Harvard-graduated PhD is indeed worth showing off, but it is absolutely impossible to gain a foothold in China without three to five years of experience.
These things can't be discussed in books, but can only be considered a little by little by personal understanding.
The article is about the truth. In hospitals, especially in emergency departments, it is far from enough to see a doctor.
Like today's incident, Mr. Yu thought of pretending to be sick, but he couldn't find any flaws. Zheng Ren and Su Yun had the same opinion, which is the so-called clinical experience.
Lin Yuan looked back and still didn't understand, but there was nothing to ask.
Pretending to be sick and healthy is based on a certain individual needs.
Su Yun explained the situation of the female patient with urine HCG, and what about the old man today? Why did he pretend to be sick?
Whether it is Boss Zheng or Su Yun, the diagnosis mentioned is logical, but it is so incredible.
As for whether it is right or not, it still depends on the result of the whole side.
When he returned to the ward, he couldn't see Liu Zewei's bald head, and Zheng Ren felt a little uncomfortable.
After watching him look at his bald head for a long time, he seemed to gradually accept it and regard the action as part of the department.
After Lin Yuan came back, he seized the time to write his medical records, while Chang Yue was still chatting with the patient's family, happy, just like a few old friends who had not seen him for many years sitting in the afternoon sun and talking about some past events.
Zheng Ren found a comfortable location, basking in the sun, pretending to be watching the fifth edition of the Surgery.
The afternoon was peaceful and quiet, and Zheng Ren was not sleepy either.
Although I didn't sleep all night last night, I felt sweet when I think about it.
Su Yun was wrong, and many details were incorrect.
But one thing is right. Let’s take a walk with Xiao Yiren and take a look, leaving countless memories. This is the real life.
The connection between the two people becomes closer because of these little bits. After several years, they are sometimes remembered and sweet.
When Zheng Ren thought of Xiao Yiren snuggling in his arms, and the two of them watched the rising sun rising on the top of the mountain and the sea breeze, he felt warm in his heart.
I first sent a message to Xiao Yiren, but after waiting for a few minutes, he didn't reply. Zheng Ren guessed that she should have gone to take a break.
I was idle all the way, but Xiao Yiren drove a car all night.
When should I touch the steering wheel yourself? When the next time I go out to play, the two of them can drive in a different way, so Xiao Yiren will not be so hard.
Thinking of Xie Yiren's appearance when she was sleeping, Zheng Ren smiled and entered the system library to start reading.
It is always better to read books when you have time than to be idle. The books in the system library can be said to be full of books, and they will increase every day.
I usually have to find so much information, but it takes a lot of effort.
I don’t know how long it took, Mr. Yu’s voice came from the door.
"Boss Zheng, Brother Yun."
Zheng Ren raised his head and looked excited when he saw Mr. Yu.
"Is there an answer?" Zheng Ren asked nonsense.
"Yeah." President Yu said happily: "I talked to Director Liu about the situation. At first, Director Liu didn't believe it, so I had to say it was the plan given by Boss Zheng and Brother Yun."
"Don't mention me, why are you doing bad things under the banner of your boss? "Su Yun said in his mouth as he played with his phone.
"It was originally a diagnosis given by the two. As soon as I said that, Director Liu started to think about it. Later, he asked the patient's eldest son and asked, and referenced the previous details. Finally, he was sure that the old man was pretending to be sick." Mr. Yu ignored Su Yun's words and said happily.
"Why pretend to be sick?" Lin Yuan asked in surprise, but he didn't expect that Boss Zheng would guess it.
"It seems that the old man has two sons. This is not a matter of how much money the family is, or a dispute over property. So every time the trouble starts, the old man will be hospitalized for hematuria. It is said that there are suicide notes, and I want to listen, so the director drove me out." Mr. Yu was a little regretful.
"What do you think of that thing?" Su Yun said contemptly: "It's just a little bit of trouble, it's just a little bit of money, and the brothers are rebelling against each other and their wife and children are separated."
"The market value of listed companies is tens of billions."
"Tsk." Su Yun disdained, "Just just take some money from investors. Do you really think there are several serious listed companies? This thing is similar to a wealth management product with an annualized rate of 130%. It is said to be tens of billions and can be cashed out? You have to find a bank to mortgage it. To be more serious, this is all a fraud."
"That's also money, Brother Yun." Mr. Yu said with a smile: "If I were his child, I would have to fight for any family property. I would just give me some money for my whole life."
"Can you pursue it?" Su Yun said: "Be your hospitalization officer, lead a group in two years, and make money by yourself, and spend it yourself, which is more uneasy."
"Hehe." Mr. Yu smiled, "Boss Zheng, Brother Yun, then I won't disturb you."
"Go and do it now and contact me if you have something to do." Zheng Ren said with a smile.
As soon as President Yu left, Lin Yuan looked at Zheng Ren, then looked at Su Yun, and asked: "Boss Zheng, how did the patient pretend to be sick?"
Zheng Ren was also helpless.
She has said it so clearly, but she hasn't understood it yet.
"Constrictive pericarditis, pericardial calcification. When the pressure in the chest increases, it is equivalent to instantaneous increase in calcification. You can understand this." Zheng Ren asked.
Lin Yuan nodded.
"Then think about it according to the most serious controllable constrictive pericarditis, and everything is natural."
Lin Yuan thought for a while, sighed. He didn't say anything, and continued to write endless medical records.
Su Yun lowered his head and played with his cell phone. His black hair was moving lightly on his forehead, as if he was very proud.
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In a hotel next to the Affiliated Hospital of the Provincial Medical University in northern Province, Dahuangya was having a meal with a humble smile on her face.
After being scolded for several hours, the expression on Dahuangya's face had not changed even and was humble to the dust. No matter how Xiaoliu scolded him, he always smiled with a smile that he could not fight back and could not fight back.
"Master Liu, you are tired of scolding and eat something." Dahuangya said while taking advantage of the brief break.
"You..." Lian Xiaoliu was so amused and crying.
I really want to kick him up and make him be honest in the future and not always cause trouble. What era is this? If you get into trouble again, I don’t know how many grasshoppers will be pulled out on a rope.
Seeing that things were turning around, Dahuangya wanted to say something else. But just as he was about to speak, his throat itched and he coughed twice.
Lian Xiaoliu frowned, Dahuangya immediately turned around and coughed twice.
However, when he saw a black bug flying out of his mouth, he was shocked.
No, I must have read it wrong, Dahuangya immediately comforted himself.
Just cough twice, how could there be bugs?!
He must have read it wrong, so he quickly sorted out his mood. He tried hard to squeeze out a smile, and wanted to turn around and continue listening to Master Liu scolding him.
Dahuangya also felt a little wronged, just to scare people. If I really talked seriously, I would have kept these white-collar workers by my parents and fulfilled my filial piety. It would be nothing wrong.
Why did Boss Zheng say that when Master Liu immediately ran to the provincial capital and pointed at his nose and scolded him? As for it, it wasn't a murderer, robbing people, cheating such a little money... Besides, if the people don't raise officials or correct me, there will definitely be no accident.
I just complained in my heart that the little black worm flew out again and was swaying in front of me, as if I was reminding Dahuang Teeth not to forget myself.
Dahuangya felt disgusted, and he clamped his hands and slapped the little black worm to death with a bang.
Chapter completed!