"Pei Wenxue, the Empress of the Heavenly Queen is still waiting to see you, hurry up!" The great palace maid's tone was a little cold.

Pei Fanxian smiled awkwardly: "Sisters, please wait. Actually, I didn't drink alcohol either. It was because of the fact that my wife Minmin had drunk a lot. I think I don't smell alcohol on my body, so I'll be spared if I take a shower."

"How can this work?"

The leading palace maid frowned and said, "You must have drunk, I smell the wine on you! Don't want to lie to us!"

Alas, the conscience of heaven and earth, when did he want to lie to others!

I really didn't drink much, nor did I smell much alcohol. Are they all dog noses? Can they smell it like this?

"Sisters, why don't you put down your clothes and I'll take a shower and change my clothes by myself?"

"Are you...sorry?"

Several little palace maids lowered their heads and laughed secretly. Pei Fanxian felt that his face was so hot.

I was embarrassed and didn't know what to say.

If it weren't for this in the palace, he would have wished a bunch of little girls to serve him, hugging him and bathing together.

I'm afraid they won't dare to come!

But the question is, whether it is in the palace or under the surveillance of the female devil Wu Meiniang, who is in the sky, who dares to have a lot of fun?

Instead of being caught with a braid, it is better to refuse sternly from the beginning and gain a good reputation.

"I am a dignified Donggong Literature, how can I be troubled by this little thing? I just don't want to do this!" He straightened his back and looked righteous.

snort!

It’s not to do it, it’s not to be able to do it!

"My sisters may not know that I have been living alone and there are no servants and maids around me. After a long time, I have become accustomed to it. Whether it is bathing or changing clothes, no one can watch it, otherwise I will feel uncomfortable all over and will feel itchy if I am not careful!"

"Tick here, scratch there, and meet the Empress of the Heavenly Queen later. If I can't help but scratch a few times, I'm afraid it's even more undesirable."

"The Empress of the Heavenly Queen may think that I was possessed by a monkey in the mountains!"

"Tsk tsk, it's okay if you don't say it, but as soon as you say it, your body starts to itch."

Pei Fan twisted his body and made a painful expression. His hand was getting worse and worse, and he actually started to scratch through his clothes.

The little palace maids were immediately disgusted by his indecent appearance. Who is this person?

I didn't take a shower and scratched it in public, and I felt like my dander was about to fly over!

"Since you don't want to, then do it yourself!"

"Come on, don't let the Empress wait in a hurry!"

The leading palace maid gave the sisters a wink. In less than three seconds, these graceful little girls dragged their silk and ran away in a hurry.

Pei Fanxian was very satisfied. It would have been a long time since this happened. It was not embarrassing, but also saved time.

Pei Fan first took his clothes and crawled behind the screen. Sure enough, in the large wooden barrel more than half a person tall, the heat was steaming and herbs were floating!

Pei Fan first lifted a handful of water, which was not cool or hot, just right.

Yes, the people in the palace are just good at doing things...

After a few seconds of separation, Pei Fan took off his clothes. He first put on a chic look and jumped into the bucket with a thump.

Zinnon...

Damn it!

As soon as the soles of his feet fell, he slid forward. Fortunately, the barrel was big enough and the chassis was stable, otherwise Lao Pei would have to play a beauty out of the bath.

What material is this wooden barrel?

Why is it so slippery?

Fortunately, there was no little palace maid serving him, otherwise his face would have been too much.

…………

"Sister Maizi, do you really think that Pei Langjun is not used to others serving us, so he bombarded us all?"

The leading palace maid, named Maizi, is also one of the most popular maids around Wu Meiniang. She smiled slightly and said, "How is this possible?"

"You forgot the allusion of Shi Chong?"

"I understand!"

The little palace maids suddenly realized and laughed even more happily.

Speaking of Shi Chong's story, it is really famous.

Back then, Shi Chong was considered the number one rich man in the Western Jin Dynasty. His wealth could no longer be described as his wealth. He should be called "Rich China and Rich China".

Shi Chong is rich, but he is so rich.

Once a person has money, he will naturally have to make money. If he doesn’t make money for a day, he will feel uncomfortable all over. If he doesn’t make money for a day, he will feel boring.

It was under the instruction of such a distorted mentality that he began to show all kinds of evil things.

Rich people, even the toilet is a little larger than other people's houses.

It's just that big is not enough, it must be gorgeous.

It's just gorgeous, and it cannot reflect the appearance of the richest man in the Jin Dynasty. In Shi Chong's house, all kinds of toilets are complete in the beautiful toilets.

Including toilet paper, small towels, and fragrant powder, everything is available. You have prepared everything you can and don’t need.

In addition, he has more thoughtful arrangements.

There are more than a dozen little maids guarding the front door of the Shi family's toilet for many years, all of whom are beautiful and can eat. These people just serve the guests to go to the toilet.

If their legs and feet are not flexible, they will help them to the toilet with their slender hands and hand over toilet paper in time. When the guests leave, they will also help them puff up some fragrant powder to ensure that there will be no smell of poop on the guests.

These are relatively normal operations and no guest will refuse.

But Shi Chong's other careful arrangement made all the nobles and nobles not blessed to be saved.

In addition to making guests happy in the toilet, Shi Chong also provided them with dressing services in order to show their luxury.

If you enter my toilet, congratulations, you have fallen into a happy nest.

After coming out of the toilet, the guest was greeted by the wing room next to him, and the beautiful little maid rushed over.

I will help you untidy your clothes and put on new clothes.

These clothes are not simple either. They are all made of good silk and are very good in workmanship, and each piece is expensive.

It's worth a thousand gold, but does Shi Monopoly care?

not give a damn about!

With a wave of his hand, he gave it in batches. He is so willful when he is rich.

At that time, many polite people were very resistant to his approach. Whenever the beautiful little ladies surrounded them, they would retreat and ran out of the door with screams without looking back.

What is the difference between the performance of those high-ranking officials and Pei Fanxian today?

However, such retreat is not disgusting. If beauty can still remain calm at present, then it is indeed worthy of a gentleman.

Several little palace maids held their skirts and ran to Zichen Palace, where the Empress of the Heavenly Queen was still waiting for them to report their lives.

"How about it?"

"How is the young man of the Pei family?" The faint tea fragrance floated gently in the quiet hall. Wu Meiniang sipped gently. Beside her, Li Zhi was eager to try. In order to welcome the two newcomers, he specially changed into a new dragon robe.

Maizi stepped forward, saluted respectfully, and said with a smile: "As soon as I saw him, he jumped up in fear, saying that he would not let him serve him, and also gave a very decent reason, saying that he had lived alone since he was a child and had the habit of being alone. As long as someone was serving him, his body would feel itchy and he couldn't stand it."

"If he says this, it will be difficult for me to force me. However, he is already bathing and changing clothes, and he will probably be here soon."

"I didn't expect that this kid is somewhat qualitative."

Li Zhi smiled happily: "It seems that Pei Fanxian is really lucky to hear such praise from Mei Niang."

Others don’t know, but Li Zhi is quite clear.

Wu Meiniang is a person with extremely high requirements, and she is like this to others and herself. She rarely praises others, and the key is that she is sincere.

From this point of view, as Minmin’s husband, Pei Fanxian has passed the assessment.
Chapter completed!