Updated: 2012-11-18

Zhang Yang is not a person who can manage himself. It is very troublesome to clean the house too big, so he never cleanses and regularly invites special cleaning companies to come. As for meals, it is even simpler. He can cook by himself. Moreover, not far from next door is Kaka's house, and Zhang Yang often goes out for free.

Ronaldo despised Zhang Yang's behavior of free meals. Zhang Yang was a little embarrassed. After a few days, Kaka asked Zhang Yang if he thought the food made by Caroline was not as good as the taste?

Zhang Yang said no, but he just felt too embarrassed.

Kaka smiled and said, "You'd better go." Caroline rarely meets someone who likes her cooking skills."

Of course Zhang Yang knew that Kaka was a tactful invitation. In fact, Caroline's Brazilian cuisine was quite good.

Facing the empty big house, Zhang Yang sometimes feels not as comfortable as the apartment he lived in Marseille before, especially now it is autumn. When he comes back from training at night, he feels a little cold when facing this empty and dark big house.

Although he is not serious all day long, he will whistle when he sees beautiful women, and he has a lot of h books and is very knowledgeable about love action movies in the island country. But he still enjoys the joy brought by sincere feelings deep down.

However, it seems that he knows that Zhang Yang has a big house, empty, and soon his peaceful life is disrupted.

After the match with Lazio, it is the national team's match day. However, there are still several AC Milan team who do not need to participate in the national team competition, such as captain Maldini, and must be Sedov, such as Ronaldo.

When Milan's old trio, Maldini, Sidorf and Ronaldo appeared at Zhang Yang's doorstep, looking at the smug smile on Maldini's face, Zhang Yang vaguely felt that a conspiracy was gradually approaching him, because Zhang Yang was too familiar with that smile. Never be deceived by the captain's honest face. The captain is not easy to tease people, and can be called a prank expert.

However, it was a guest. Zhang Yang could only welcome Maldini and the others to a sudden visit with a smile.

"That's it, yang," Maldini began to say about their intention to visit. "I heard Ronnie say that your cooking skills are good, and we decided to arrange the weekly cooking exchanges with you. Is it OK?"

Zhang Yang had a hard time understanding Maldini's words, cooking communication? Why do you still have to be with him? Wait, you didn't get my consent.

"Because you live alone now, the kitchen is relatively large." Maldini seemed to have guessed Zhang Yang's thoughts and took the initiative to explain.

Zhang Yang thought about it for a while and decided to agree. He thought that it would not be too troublesome anyway, but his family was alone, so it was always empty. With a few more people, it became more popular. Moreover, this was also an opportunity to have a good relationship with the big guys. The captain was good to him, so he couldn't give him any face.

Three days later, Zhang Yang found that his judgment had some small mistakes. Why did the weekly cooking exchanges become once a day because of the delicious food he made? Why did Zhang Yang be busy in and out of the kitchen and Maldini take his two brothers to watch TV and eat melon seeds in the living room? Why did they not leave after eating for three days?

Zhang Yang felt that he was trapped in a conspiracy. When he was in Marseille, the victims of such things seemed to be Nasri or Yashioi. Anyway, the smart self and the cunning Ribery would not be fooled. Why did it be his turn for no reason this time? He was fooled by accident!

Thinking of the initiator of this incident, Ronaldo, Zhang Yang complained in his heart that this fat man would not raise the burden when he was protecting his girl these days.

After two days of struggle, Zhang Yang decided to reveal his nature slightly. The so-called "slightest" is nothing more than when Maldini and the others were lying on the sofa watching TV and chatting about the mountains. Zhang Yang also sat and talked nonsense with them, and by the way, he looked at Ronaldo's face and praised him little by little. In the end, even the captain's belly protested unscrupulously.

Seedorf was just a so-called man. He heard the captain's belly protesting, and Ronaldo's face changed repeatedly, but Zhang Yang seemed nothing. He didn't know that Zhang Yang did it on purpose. He almost endured his internal injuries.

"I'm hungry." Ronaldo asked Maldini.

Even though the captain had a good face, he turned red and nodded at this time. Then Ronaldo looked at Zhang Yang, which meant, hurry up, we were hungry.

Zhang Yang picked up a melon seed and threw it into his mouth. With a click, he spit out the melon seed skin. No bird can be birds, these guys who eat and drink.

Sure enough, Zhang Yang was very determined that day and insisted on not cooking. Just when Ronaldo finally couldn't stand it and was planning to go out to find a place to eat, the phone in Zhang Yang's living room rang.

As soon as he answered the phone, he heard the voice of Kaka on the other end of the phone. The excited horse in Zhang Yang's heart was running wildly. He covered the microphone and said to Ronaldo, "Kaka asked me to go over and have a meal, look--"

The 'Alien' almost snatched the microphone and said to Kaka on the other end, "We'll be here soon." Then Guji hung up the phone.

Kaka on the other end of the phone was stunned. The wife Caroline next to her asked, "What's wrong, my dear?"

"Ronnie said they will arrive soon," Kaka said. Then he saw his wife's surprised expression, and Caroline asked, "Dear, are you sure you heard Ronnie say that they will arrive soon?"

"Of course." Kaka said. Then he saw his wife get up and go to the kitchen, "What are you going to do, dear?"

"The food today is definitely not enough." Caroline said with a wry smile.

"Why?" Kaka asked, he had just returned from the national team. Obviously, he was not aware of the mixed-eating trio at Zhang Yang's family in recent days. However, Caroline must have heard of it.

Zhang Yang ate this meal so happily. Why didn’t you think it was so happy to eat mixed food before?

What Zhang Yang could not tolerate was that Ronaldo not only did not restrain himself, but also expanded the members of the mixed group he led. This time, he also brought his newly acquired younger brother Pato to his side.

Although Pato will not be qualified to play for AC Milan until the winter transfer window is opened, this shy Brazilian little guy is already training with the AC Milan team.

Zhang Yang saw Pato at first sight, and he remembered Nasri. Then, Zhang Yang's first thought was that this was a guy who could bully him for nothing, just like he bullied Nasri in Marseille. When he thought of Nasri, Zhang Yang smiled. He is now looking forward to the Champions League knockout stage game. It would be great if he could meet Ribery's Bayern Munich or Nasri's Arsenal.

Pato naturally didn't know that Zhang Yang was thinking of such a terrible idea. This Brazilian young man had a good first impression of Zhang Yang. This Chinese player was very lively and humorous. He had a good reputation in the team and looked like he should get along well.

That day, after the training, Zhang Yang had just returned home and saw Ronaldo bringing Pato to visit. Anyway, Ronaldo said that, when he came to visit, Zhang Yang said, "Can I swear? Your sister, your residence is at least half an hour away from me. You are just a big deal. You are looking for reasons to eat and mix, and you are looking for reasons to despise me."

At this time, Zhang Yang began to miss the simple Nasri and Yashioi more and more.

Zhang Yang originally planned to bomb Ronaldo or let Gouge Bunny treat him to dinner, but because Pato was the first time he was here to be a guest, he endured it. Moreover, when he was busy in the kitchen, Zhang Yang increasingly felt that this was the reason why Ronaldo brought Pato. Gouge Bunny knew that he was a good person and would not act rudely.

When Zhang Yang was busy in the kitchen alone, he ran in alone. When Zhang Yang looked carefully, he was shy Pato.

"Is there anything I can help?" Pato asked politely.

Zhang Yang smiled, "I can do it alone." He likes honest people.

Pato walked around the kitchen and smiled embarrassedly: "Is there anything to eat? I'm hungry."

Zhang Yang was stunned, and then he took out a box of thumb biscuits from the cabinet and handed them to Pato. This was something he brought from China.

Pato didn't take the thumb cookie. He thought for a while in embarrassment, and finally spoke: "That... I don't like eating cookies."

"Then it seems you can only wait for dinner. I have nothing else here except this." Zhang Yang put the thumb biscuits into the cabinet again.

Pato immediately blushed and said embarrassedly: "Is there really nothing else?"

"No more." Zhang Yang said angrily, "You sister, this is the last inventory, and all the good things brought from China have been created by those three guys."

Seeing Zhang Yang getting angry, Pato's face turned redder.

Zhang Yang ignored this little sentiment and continued to be busy. Although this guy didn't like these guys to make trouble, he just said verbally that everyone was willing to make trouble, which also means that he had a good popularity. Zhang Yang himself felt that he was really worthwhile to take advantage of his thoughts. However, when he made Chinese food, he still liked to show off and wanted to show off his skills.

While cooking eggs, Zhang Yang heard the sound of opening a cabinet and whispering from behind. He turned around and Pato was holding a biscuit. When he saw Zhang Yang turn around, he stuffed the biscuits into his mouth in a panic and showed a rather awkward smile.

"You came from Ethiopia?" Zhang Yang was so amused and crying.

The latter blushed even more. After a while, he actually finished eating the biscuits. Pato clapped his hands and said embarrassedly: "Sorry, Zhang Yang, you have eaten up all of them. Is there any water?"

"Do you go and pour it down in the living room by yourself." Zhang Yang said angrily.

"Oh." Pato nodded awkwardly. After a while, Zhang Yang heard Ronaldo laughing wildly in the living room. He really wanted to go over and knock out the rabbit tooth of Brother Rabbit.

However, the only thing that made Zhang Yang happy was that after eating this meal, Pato was amazed at Zhang Yang and said that he had never tasted so delicious before, which greatly satisfyed someone's vanity.

"If you like it, come often." Zhang Yang said with a smile.

"Yeah, yah, yah." Pato stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth and nodded violently.

Zhang Yang really wanted to slap himself.

ps: I caught a cold and was dizzy. After finishing this chapter, I felt so painful that I planned to delete it. After reading the time, it was too late and I could only post it. Only then did I remember that I seemed to have read a similar joke a long time ago, no wonder.

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