Chapter 55 [The pig hit the tree? 】
But when he heard that the mountain was still laughing, Cheng Chumo showed up with a big fat pig. While staggering towards the camp, the guy showed off proudly and said to Li Yun: "Master, you can die clearly, you don't need a disciple to use a knife, the pig hit the tree by itself."
I heard another young man's unhappy voice coming from afar. It seemed that the young man was very unhappy. He was scolding Cheng Chumo fiercely and said furiously: "The pig hits the tree? Did you hit the pig? Is it? I dare to be so reckless in the future, be careful to open the Gangshan Gate..."
The voice was filled with anger, and it was obvious that the iron was not strong enough.
Everyone looked at each other on the top of the mountain and said in their hearts, "Okay."
Fang Xuanling coughed and exclaimed: "Not bad, not bad, you are a teacher, you should have a master. Although the two young men are of the same age, you should be like a master. This scolding is very majestic..."
Unfortunately, the Tang Dynasty chief minister had not finished speaking, and the young man's voice suddenly rang out again.
This time, the taste of the boy's speech changed!
But when Li Yun changed his tone, he said strangely: "Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, this is really a hit and killed. It's easier than slaughtering it with a knife... I said Cheng Chumo, why don't we try again, and each ride a pig and let the pig hit a big tree again..."
"Okay, okay, Master, I tell you, riding a pig is so satisfying, let me teach you my disciple!"
Fang Xuanling almost broke his beard with his hand twisted, and at this moment, the head of the Tang Dynasty felt that he was slapped in the face.
Everyone on the mountain was also dazed, with their faces turned blue and weird. After a long time of success, they suddenly burst into laughter and said.
Li Shimin was angry and pointed at Lao Cheng and Li Xiaogong and scolded him, pretending to be angry and said, "See, these are two children with a childlike heart. You think it's embarrassing to ride a pig, and they are excited to try again."
Old Cheng smashed his mouth and suddenly spitted out in disappointment, and said, "Your Majesty is saying that I am so angry."
He turned to look at Li Xiaogong and said in a silence: "Old guy, I'm sorry, I'm a little heavy just now, why don't you call me back?"
Li Xiaogong spat, but a smile appeared on his face, and he snorted proudly: "I also kicked it. You didn't take advantage just now."
A storm subsided in a blink of an eye.
Li Shimin suddenly looked up at the sky and changed the topic: "At noon, I suddenly felt hungry in my stomach. It just so happened that two kids at the foot of the mountain were going to kill pigs. Why don't we go and have a meal too."
The emperor said not long ago that the cheap meat should not be eaten, but at this moment he directly proposed to eat pork. Lao Cheng and Li Xiaogong felt a sudden warmth in his heart, and suddenly he held his fists at the same time and saluted Li Shimin solemnly.
They knew in their hearts that it was fake to go to eat pork, and it was true to resolve their resentment. How could the emperor not make the ministers grateful for this?
Li Shimin thought about it and suddenly said, "This time I am in a white dragon fish suit. Don't let me expose my secret later. I will say that I am a royal title in the royal family, and my identity is somewhat similar to Li Xiaogong."
He stopped here, turned to look at Queen Changsun, thought for a moment, and then pondered: "Guanyin maid also needs to change her name. You lie first, she is my princess."
All the ministers are all human wise, how can they not understand the emperor's meaning? This is because they do not want to meet the young man as an emperor, so as not to be scared and feel at a loss.
As for lying to claim the king's title, there is no pressure. Cheng Yaojin is the founding duke, and it is not abrupt to invite the king's title to see his own property.
Everyone nodded to the emperor, indicating that they had understood it. Li Shimin then waved his hand slightly and said in a deep voice: "Let's go, go down the mountain."
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In the camp at the foot of the mountain, Li Yun and Cheng Chumo excitedly chose another big fat pig. The master and apprentice also named their own mounts and prepared to ride the fat pig and rush again.
Li Yun's fat pig was called Ahua, Cheng Chumo's fat pig was called Niu Niu. The two young men hugged their eyebrows and slowly stepped forward, and smiled wickedly preparing to turn over and ride on the pig's back.
At this moment, I heard a girl scolding her angrily and shouted: "How do you become a master? My brother likes to make trouble, and you become a master also followers? If you dare to act like this, my Cheng family will be in harmony with you..."
As he shouted, he saw Cheng Chuxue coming over with anger, and the girl stared at Li Yun with a fierce look on her face, very angry that this bad guy taught his bad brother.
When she saw Li Yun glance at her, she felt even more angry for some reason, and said furiously: "What are you looking at? Is this girl wrong? My parents gave me my brother to you because she wanted him to learn skills from you, but what are you doing? You teach him to ride a pig? My brother is the eldest son of the Duke's Mansion..."
"Enough!"
Li Yun roared suddenly, stared at Cheng Chuxue coldly and said, "What did you say just now? The Cheng family and me are clearing each other?"
The two Qing dynasties are breaking up.
Similar to the meaning of cutting robe
This was not usually said such serious words in ancient times.
Cheng Chuxue was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that she had a broken word, but the girl was very upset and said with a tough temper: "I said it, what do you want? If you dare to lead my brother, both Qing dynasties will be considered a bargain."
"good!"
Li Yun was extremely angry and suddenly shouted again, saying, "It's just that, but you are just an unmarried woman. I can't make a mistake in cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and cutting your robe and your robe suddenly roar and roar suddenly roar and roar, and I'll just ask you one thing, can you represent the Cheng family?"
Can what you said represent the Cheng family?
At this moment, Li Yun's face turned pale, as if he had suffered great humiliation.
Cheng Chuxue's pretty face turned pale, and she felt greatly humiliated.
She is a girl, where can a girl represent the family?
Even if he is the eldest daughter, he will be a marriage partner in the future.
The young ladies of aristocratic families never had the right to choose marriage themselves. This is thanks to the good atmosphere in the Tang Dynasty. Women are not prohibited from going out. If the Song and Ming dynasties were placed behind, the unmarried daughter would be beaten to death if she said something to the man.
To be honest, Li Yun's counterattack is a bit heartbreaking.
He was born as a keyboard warrior in later generations. After coming to the Tang Dynasty, he could not adapt to the human world of this era. Although he was very smart, he would occasionally make mistakes.
For example, when I asked just now, the counterattack was sharp, but it hurts other people's self-esteem.
Cheng Chuxue's face turned from white to red. She suddenly screamed in shame and annoyed. The Cheng family all had a bad temper. Once they couldn't tell others, they liked to play hard.
But when the girl suddenly turned around and rushed away like a strong wind, she came back in a blink of an eye, holding a big axe in her hand, and said angrily: "Big liar, die for me. No matter who stops you today, I will definitely beat you up."
As he said that, he swung the axe in his hand and rushed over with the whistling wind.
"I'm afraid of you!"
Chapter completed!