Chapter 52 [A gentleman's covenant? Snatching a son-in-law! 】
It is said that Cheng Yaojin came out halfway, but this time, the queen came out halfway. Old Cheng and Li Xiaogong looked like earth, and the two old hooligans were worried.
Because of the strong people intervening, the competition between the weak suddenly disappeared. The two hobs turned their naked eyes a few times, and suddenly ran to Li Shimin at the same time, and said pitifully: "Your Majesty, make the decision for me."
Li Shimin laughed twice and said leisurely: "I just asked who you two won, but you pushed and la la la, and refused to tell me. Now that I see the queen, I want to join, so I remember to ask me to make the decision for you. Cheng Zhijie and Li Xiaogong, are you shameless? I will ask you shameless?"
Old Cheng looked embarrassed and muttered in a low voice: "Who would have thought that the queen would get into a slut."
Li Xiaogong was also depressed and said, "The queen is involved in the competition, and our two families still have a chance of winning?"
The two old hooligans looked at each other and said at the same time: "You must not do this, please let Your Majesty decide the matter..."
Li Shimin glanced at the queen with great meaning, but saw that the queen happened to blink at him. Knowing that his wife is better than his husband, Li Shimin immediately knew what the queen was thinking.
The emperor pretended to be pondering for a while, then he said casually: "It's okay to let me make the decision for you, but I must know who you won? Although Li Yun's life experience has not been established yet, he is not an ordinary refugee after all. Just because she made salt today, I will not allow him to marry his wife casually. I have to kiss this marriage..."
As he said that, he glanced at the two hob meat and said, "So no matter who can win the battle between you, I will have to ask me to give you a marriage in the end. Since the endings are the same, why don't you tell me clearly now?"
"It's not that I refuse to say it explicitly, it's mainly a bit embarrassing..."
The two old hooligans were twisted for a long time, and Ai Ai seemed to have hidden feelings.
In the end, Li Xiaogong spoke, his old face turned red and said, "Actually, I and Cheng Zhijie didn't fight much at the foot of the mountain. We mainly debated through verbal conversations. However, Cheng's face was shameless, so I naturally couldn't let him go. No one on both sides could tell each other, so I had to make a gentleman's appointment..."
Puff!
This made everyone happy.
A gentleman's appointment?
A pact between Cheng Yaojin and Li Xiaogong?
Li Shimin laughed and pointed at the two of them and said, "You guys are so embarrassed to say a gentleman's appointment? There are three people who are chaotic and perverted in the Tang Dynasty. You two are probably ranked in the top two. You actually said a gentleman's appointment. Will you believe it yourself?"
Li Xiaogong yelled twice and explained: "If the opponent is someone else, I will naturally be arguing about it, but the opponent is his own, so we are naturally even more gentlemen than gentlemen."
Lao Cheng also nodded on the side and said, "Because we all know each other's methods, we have the same ability to rely on the debt. This is the so-called heroes' mutual appreciation, and the hob meat also has its own small circle."
Heroes appreciate each other?
Look at you two’s shameless words!
Like it?
All the ministers present rolled their eyes, and Qin Qiong even wanted to slap them to death.
Only Li Shimin was stunned for a moment and suddenly said thoughtfully: "This is reasonable. It is quite literal in the art of military strategy. You two are as shameless as you must be similar. Since you both know that the other party's account is not easy to rely on, it is better to admit defeat and do a more brilliant job."
The two old hooligans were very happy, both of whom were proud of 'the parents who gave birth to me, and His Majesty who knew me', and he nodded at the same time: Your Majesty is right, that's what we mean."
Li Shimin became even more curious and couldn't help asking: "What kind of gentleman's appointment can make you two reach an agreement?"
Lao Cheng glanced at Li Xiaogong.
Li Xiaogong glanced at Lao Cheng.
The two old hooligans were so angry that they were a little red, and Lao Cheng said with a hint of redness: "Actually there is no agreement, it's just faster than one family. I think my daughter is beautiful, and Li Xiaogong also thinks that his niece is extraordinary, but he is not an ordinary husband, so we elders just ignore it."
Li Shimin was stunned and said in surprise: "Don't care?"
"What kind of gentleman's appointment?" Empress Changsun also came over with a look of gossip, her phoenix eyes flashing and full of curiosity.
Old Cheng said twice and said even more angrily: "We elders don't care, but there is competition among the younger generations. My ministers and Li Xiaogong have agreed that whoever child goes to Li Yun's bed first and whose daughter is the wife directly. If it is successful together, it depends on whoever daughter's belly bulges first."
As soon as this statement comes out, needles can be heard everywhere.
Empress Changsun's mouth was wide open, and she was obviously thundered by this agreement.
Li Shimin also twitched the corners of his mouth. The emperor was bald for a long time, but he couldn't find a suitable word in the end. He could only say embarrassedly: "This, this is really, really unique..."
Let your daughter seduce the teenager?
Whose belly bulges first?
Looking at the entire Tang Dynasty, it is probably only Cheng Yaojin and Li Xiaogong who can do such shameless things.
But the two guys were very proud and said in their hearts: "Why do you want to be shamed? If you want to be shamed, you can't grab a good son-in-law. That's the son of the King of Zhao in the Western Palace. If your daughter marrys you, she will be the princess Hehe..."
The two old hooligans looked at each other and felt that they had made a big profit in this deal.
After chatting here, it was basically a matter of chatting to death. As the emperor, Li Shimin could not pull his two ministers to continue asking: What method are you going to let your daughter use to trick that shrewd boy into bed?
This is not the way to be a king, and even if you kill Li Shimin, you can't do it.
Queen Changsun wanted to ask, but as a woman, she always felt ashamed to speak.
The atmosphere was a little awkward.
However, there is no shortage of ministers who can change the subject.
But seeing Li Ji suddenly raised his hand and pointed at Xiao Yanshan opposite him, saying, "Look, Your Majesty, that child and Cheng Chumo have gone down the mountain..."
Go down the mountain?
Work has just started soon, right?
Everyone was confused and quickly looked at them again.
As I saw it, Li Ji was right, but seeing the two teenagers going down the mountain one after another, as if they were talking like this while walking, the boy from the Cheng family was obviously anxious, and occasionally even raised his hand to wipe the corner of his mouth.
"What are you going to do?"
Li Shimin frowned.
Changsun came over and took a look, and suddenly guessed in a low voice: "Your Majesty, look carefully. They went to a small camp at the foot of the mountain, where they were cooking. The leader was the girl from the Cheng family. If I was right, the two children were going to kill pigs. Last night, when Mrs. Cheng entered the palace, she told me that the two children were going to kill four fat pigs today."
Li Shimin frowned again and said a little displeased: "A good child, he actually went to eat cheap meat. The son of King Zhao of Xifu, wouldn't he lose his third brother if he acted like this..."
Suddenly, he remembered that he had not expressed his approval of Li Yun. He said this clearly that he was leaking his mouth. The emperor quickly coughed and kept silent with a gloomy face.
However, the ministers present had already heard the emperor's words clearly, and these human spirits all quietly handed each other a color.
Chapter completed!