After returning from the banks of the Weishui River, Li Yun fell into unprecedented busyness.

Lao Cheng's bet period is only three months.

What is the fastest in the world? If Li Yun asked the previous answer, he would tell you that there are four fastest things in the world...

Snow in the sky, frost on the ground, big girl's butt, Bai Caibang, um, I said it wrong, these are the four great white guys in the world!

The bottom of the pot is black, the big spoon, the chest beard, and a few handfuls of hair. I was dizzy and said it wrong again. These are the four big blacks in the world!

Ahem, what I want to talk about now is the four great fasts in the world.

Flying fire meteors, horse racing nocturnal emission (horse racing is a professional verb, boys should know it, hehehe).

The so-called flying fire follows the wind, fleeting, and the meteors are like lightning, ethereal and unpredictable. As for running horses, hehehe, it is a kind of instant piercing, which is even faster.

Young men, remember, one night you were sleeping soundly and suddenly screamed badly, you woke up in shock, reached out to clench, but you could only touch one hand and feel lost...

Is this feeling unexpectedly fast?

This kind of speed is the answer that dog author Li Yun has persisted for two lifetimes.

However, if you ask him again, he will tell you sincerely that the fastest in the world is definitely not the flying fire meteor, but the fastest in the world is actually time.

As the saying goes, time passes by, and then fucking goes by, as if in just a blink of an eye, I suddenly realized that several days have passed...

...

A few days later, the Tang Dynasty Palace.

After the morning court, Li Shimin was exhausted. After returning to the study, he sat down directly, feeling thirsty and smoking, and wanted to drink tea to moisten the mulberry.

However, he habitually reached out and touched his hand and found that there was no tea on the table as usual.

Li Shimin is the emperor, and the emperor has a bad temper. In addition, the Emperor of Tang was so angry that his throat was smoking, and he immediately roared loudly at the door and shouted angrily: "Where are people? Where are they dead? Tea, I want to drink tea."

The emperor was furious, and the guards at the door trembled. Someone answered at the door tremblingly, and said with a crying voice: "Your Majesty forgives your crimes, Your Majesty forgives your crimes. It's not that we are not serving properly, it's really, it's really..."

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment and vaguely understood.

In this Tang Dynasty palace, the eunuchs were always attentive to serve him. Every time he returned from court, the table must be filled with fruits and snacks, but there was no such thing today. There was only one reason.

"Guanyinbi, what are you doing?"

Li Shimin suddenly shouted loudly and said a little displeased: "I quarreled with people in the court and smoked my throat, but you asked the eunuchs not to prepare tea for me. Come out quickly and don't hide. I know you must be hiding outside. Tell me what the hell are you doing?"

As expected, they are indeed a couple, and they are very familiar with each other.

But when he saw a figure protruding from the door, he was Empress Changsun who was in charge of the Tang Dynasty harem.

Although the queen appeared, she did not come in. Instead, she leaned against the door and pretended to behave, pretending to want to enter but dare not enter, and said weakly: "This is Your Majesty's Imperial Study Room, which is where you handle the court's review of memorials. My concubine is the concubine, and the concubine cannot come in."

laugh!

Li Shimin was so upset that the queen was so disguised as he was helpless. The emperor was obviously depressed and hummed, "If you want to enter, don't fool me with these lies, tell me, what's your purpose today."

Changsun then raised his foot into the door.

Li Shimin also discovered that Changsun was carefully holding an exquisite jade cup in his left hand. The queen was not idle in her right hand, and she was carrying a lacquered copper pot in her hand.

There was a hint of white air floating in the jade cup and the copper pot.

Li Shimin suddenly felt a chill in his throat and swallowed the fluid in his mouth and tongue.

Ice water, the queen brought it to ice water.

This is midsummer and it is hard to get hot, but it is precisely because of the hot weather that the ice water will produce a slight white air.

"Okay, Guanyinbi, you're here so good."

Li Shimin didn't want to stand up, so he grabbed the jade cup and raised his head to drink it. He didn't feel satisfied after drinking it. He grabbed the copper pot and poured it into himself twice, but he was still not satisfied. Finally, he directly turned his mouth to the copper pot and poured it hard for a while.

Changsun next to him was a little worried and couldn't help but whisper: "You should slow down, drinking too quickly will easily hurt your stomach."

"Hahaha, it's so satisfying!"

Li Shimin didn't care about the queen's worries, and laughed twice and drank again. Then he pulled the collar of his chest and exposed the thick sweaty chest hair. While fanning the wind with his hands, he laughed and said repeatedly: "It's so good, this is so good."

The emperor is also a human being, and he will become hot as a human being. After drinking this ice water, Li Shimin felt that he would not want to change even if he gave him a god.

Changsun picked up a fan from the table and carefully fanned her husband.

Li Shimin felt relieved for a long time before he remembered to ask about the origin of the queen. However, before asking, he sighed, pointed to the jade cup and the copper pot and sighed: "The summer is hot, and the people are also hard to bear. As a parent in the world, I only care about myself for pleasure. Alas, it shouldn't be, it shouldn't be. I don't spend too much, and I feel guilty..."

Changsun gave her husband a blank look and said softly: "You are the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and it is a must to drink a sip of ice water."

Li Shimin shook his head and said to himself: "Where is so much in the world? I, the emperor, is actually an ordinary citizen. Do you know that Guanyin maid, it is a waste of money to make this pot of ice water. First, I have to store ice in winter, and I have to send people to take care of the cellar from time to time. When it is cold, I will cover fur when it is hot. It will cross the cold winter to midsummer. It will take more than half a year to spend manpower and material resources, and at least it can feed thousands of refugees..."

Changsun gave her husband a blank look and said angrily: "It's just a pot of ice water, which made you sigh. Could it be that I'm disgusted with my husband here to make trouble, so you deliberately used the folk method of criticizing me?"

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment and hurriedly said, "I don't mean this. Guanyin maid, don't guess randomly!"

"I didn't guess randomly, that's what you meant."

Changsun fanned him with one hand and picked up a wet wipe to wipe his sweat with the other hand, but he still refused to give in and continued, "You are the emperor of the Tang Dynasty. What happened to you? As far as I know, those aristocratic families enjoyed it more than you. They did not drink ice water, but used ice cubes to sour plum soup. The plums were transported from Jiangnan by fast horses. Even the leaves were green when they arrived in Chang'an."

Li Shimin snorted angrily, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Today in the court, I quarreled with the ministers of the aristocratic family. I asked them to pay some money and food to help the victims, but one and two were crying poor. But how much does it cost to drink a bowl of iced sour plum soup? It would cost at least a few hundred cents if you calculate it roughly."

"Where is a few hundred cigarettes enough?"

While helping her husband wipe her sweat, Changsun explained softly: "A bowl of sour plum soup should be used at least three pieces of ice. One ice costs two hundred coins, and three ice costs six hundred coins. In addition, fresh Jiangnan plums are also valuable. I asked the Interior Office to try to make it once, and found that a bowl of sour plum soup costs at least two cents of money. It was too expensive, so I was not willing to provide it to you. Otherwise, if you become addicted to drinking it, my Interior Office would not be able to hold on."

"I'm a poor emperor!"

Li Shimin smiled bitterly, glanced at Changsun's slightly old skirt, and said, "You are also a poor queen."
Chapter completed!