Chapter 203 [Xifu King Zhao, we don't accept you]
"Look, can that person be the King Zhao of Xifu..."
"Wow, is Your Majesty walking in front? Your Majesty is indeed walking in a dragon and tiger step, dodging away, don't block me from looking at King Zhao of the Western Palace!"
"Can you wipe your saliva openly praise Your Majesty and stare at King Zhao. You are still a legitimate daughter, and you have lost all the face of the Liu family."
"Bah, let's not talk about anyone, no one can escape the fate of marriage. Since we are destined to marry, why don't you find the best one for yourself? Get out of here and don't block me from asking King Zhao for poetry and songs..."
"Oh, please ask for poetry, songs, you grew up in Wagang Village. Do you know your own words?"
The war between women is more cruel than between men. Once women fight each other, their language is always extremely advanced and they may smear their opponents. There is nothing they can't do, only unexpected things.
The key is that this is not the later generations, but the Tang Dynasty, which has a very open atmosphere. Women in the Tang Dynasty regard plumpness as beauty, and women's personalities seem to be a bit plump. They see men not being shy, and being shy is the custom of the later dynasties.
In the Tang Dynasty, especially in the early Tang Dynasty, girls were generally very fierce, and sometimes even more fierce than girls in later generations.
OK, since he was forced to attend the flower viewing conference, Li Yun had no hope of being able to stay alone and go on a blind date, not getting married. If a group of girls in the Tang Dynasty wanted to take him down, it would be necessary to see if the girls had the ability.
Little Lizhi has been taken away by the queen. Before leaving, the queen gave him a special task. Today, Li Yun must talk to ten girls, otherwise the second aunt would have to shave him to death.
As for which girl to choose, the queen does not have special requirements. As long as ten people are satisfied, the queen will be considered as Li Yun who has completed the task.
choose?
Ten?
Humph!
Li Yun smiled without any pressure and said in a slightest, "Just children do multiple-choice questions..."
He wandered all the way in the imperial garden, and when he met the girl who came to meet him, he didn't dodge at all. Suddenly, a group of bellows surrounded him, and a lingering fragrance hit him.
A chubby girl looked at Li Yun with a whimper, as if she was about to fall, but seeing that Li Yun had no intention of supporting her, she immediately stood firmly, and relied on her physique to squeeze out several girls. Her movements were clean and neat, and she was obviously from the door.
"Your Highness, King Zhao, I'm a little dizzy. You are born with divine power. You don't know how to help you, so you don't know how to cherish the fragrance or jade..."
"Well!"
Li Yun rolled his eyes and smiled helplessly, "I saw you falling down just now. I originally wanted to reach out and support you, but maybe the reaction was slow. As a result, you stood firm in an instant. Good guy, the big horse's golden sword is a combination of waist and horses. If you are given a peerless BMW, I guess you can take the head of the enemy general among all the troops."
"Yeah, your highness will make fun of others if he dies..."
The fat girl tried hard to pretend to be delicate and laughed: "I do know a little bit of effort, but I must be delicate in front of the palace. If I make such a sacrifice, I will ask your highness if you are moved?"
Li Yun shivered, and a layer of white hair sweat appeared on his body. He shook his head and said, "I dare not move, sister, you are a wise man, and you are obviously the origin of the tiger girl in the general."
The fat girl giggled and shook her branches, happily thinking that Li Yun was praising her, and said sweetly: "My father is the Duke of Langya County. I wonder if Your Highness has heard of it?"
Li Yun raised his respect and bowed, "It turns out that he is the Niu sister. No wonder he is not as weak as a person in a straight body."
The fat girl pretended to be shy and said: "I have learned skills from my father since I was a child, and I can barely use a golden wire big ring knife of 180 kilograms..."
Good guy!
A hundred and eighty kilogram weapon is also a golden wire ring knife.
Is this called forced?
Where do you let the old faces of those green forest bandits on Hebei Road go?
Li Yun took a deep breath and said, "If Sister Niu is firm, please let me go. I want to go there to appreciate the peony flowers."
The fat girl was stunned, her round little face was obviously disappointed, and sadness seemed to flash in her eyes. She pursed her lips and asked, "Are your highness tired of me?"
Li Yun felt a thrill in his heart. He felt that it was not suitable to treat a girl like this. He quickly shook his head and explained in a gentle tone: "I don't mean this. I don't want to get involved in today's flower viewing conference."
After thinking about it, I felt a little hurtful. I pondered for a while and added: "If Sister Niu is willing, I can accompany you to stroll around the garden."
The fat girl nodded happily.
Unfortunately, Li Yun's speech was very bad. A group of bellows came around him instantly, all of whom were delicate and they obviously wanted to swallow him alive.
For example, a girl with a fat girl with a good physique picked a peony flower from somewhere in her hand, and looked at Li Yun with her eyes fluttering, "Your Highness Zhao, do you think this peony is good for me? Your Highness Zhao helps, can you insert it into your temples?"
Li Yun looked at it and felt amused and laughed, saying, "You call this sister a house of descendants. It is usually worn by noble ladies when they are eager for their children."
"Yeah?"
The girl did not feel embarrassed, but instead laughed and raised the peony flowers, seducing Li Yun, saying, "That's better. Your Highness helped someone to put it in his temples, and I will let you have a lot of children and grandchildren... "
Li Yun suddenly shivered and his old face turned red.
These Tang Dynasty girls are really open and a bit scary.
He was about to escape in panic, but was shocked to find that the way was blocked, and there were a group of bellies and swallows around him, which could be said to be surrounded by a mess.
"Your Highness King Zhao, do you think this peony is beautiful? I don't know what it is called. Please give me advice."
"Your Highness, your highness, please see if the clothes I wear today are so beautiful. This is specially chosen by Hu Ji from the Western Regions."
"Your Highness Zhao, you are the number one military general in the world. Why not let others dance swords to show you?"
The girls surrounded Li Yun, and Yingying and Yanyan became more and more bold. Suddenly, a girl grabbed Li Yun's hand and wanted to press it on her round chest.
This was obviously trying to be tough, so I asked Li Yun to label her first. Li Yun was shocked and really ran away this time.
The girls laughed and laughed from behind.
Then he chased Li Yun.
This scene was spectacular and gradually attracted many people's attention. At this time, Li Shimin was enjoying flowers in the garden, and was chatting with several ministers. Empress Changsun was holding Xiao Lizhi, and several palace concubines followed him.
Li Yun was too busy, which made everyone look subconsciously. Li Shimin obviously frowned and said helplessly: "These girls in the generals may not be able to succeed."
Empress Changsun was always paying attention to Li Yun. He heard this and said very disgusted: "Why don't you give me a hint and try it if you change it to the Wenchen family? These girls in the generals are all swaying, and I also think they don't work."
Li Shimin pondered for a moment and nodded while the person was not paying attention. Although his movements were slight, he was full of hints and whispered: "The Guanyin maid made his own decisions and try what would happen to the civil minister's family."
He said that he wanted the queen to make the decision, but in fact it was no different from a decision. Empress Changsun nodded quietly, then turned around and gave a wink to Concubine Yang.
After making a decision here, there suddenly reacted. Soon, a group of bellies appeared next to Li Yun. This time, they were all delicate and weak little beauties.
Unfortunately, the emperor and the queen miscalculated one thing.
The military generals in the court were not in dealing with civil officials, and the daughters in the family seemed to be very different. The group of legitimate daughters of civil officials had just appeared and were immediately at a strife with the military general girls just now.
Only Li Yun is suffering.
For example, Niu Jinda's daughter stretched out her hand and pulled Li Yun directly beside her, and then said coquettishly: "Your Highness, you just said you want to accompany her for a walk."
Then immediately a daughter from a civil minister's family squeezed over and said softly: "The lotus steps are moved lightly, and the bowl is so sad. Please ask Your Highness Zhao to be pityful. Can you help me take a rest..."
OK!
This is considered a slap!
Another general's daughter stood up and roared with a loud voice. The voice roared like thunder, and said in a full voice: "Zhi Niang, you are shameless, let go of your highness quickly, otherwise you will definitely be killed..."
Good guy, this girl must be the same as Cheng Chuxue. She definitely grew up in Wagang Village when she was a child. She learned how to rob a bandit from the road since she was a child.
But the daughter of the civil minister's family is not a good person. Hearing this, he immediately retorted and said with a smile: "Oh, who should I scare? Your Highness is invincible in the world, and what you need is a confidante. This sister has a loud voice. She screams in the middle of the night and is afraid that she will attract ghosts. If Your Highness hugs you and sleeps, her voice will be scared to the point of being unhealthy. It doesn't matter if you keep a widow, and we won't be able to rely on Your Highness," he said.
It is worthy of being the mouth of the civil ministers, and this is simply unheard of words.
The group of martial arts daughters on the opposite side were so angry that they gritted their teeth, wishing they could beat all these little hooves to death and throw them into the water.
Between the two groups of girls, Li Yun felt his scalp numb, and it was not as good as comforting this side, nor was it as good as comforting that side. In the end, he really couldn't do it, so he could only shout and urinate.
Unfortunately, the girls still didn't let him go, and Yingying chased the garden.
Li Yun felt that his head was as big as a fight, but some people felt that envy was extremely serious. Envy was the most likely to make people jealous, and jealousy often made people angry.
If the young man is in anger, he may start to provoke directly when his brain is hot.
I don't care whether you are the invincible king.
"Your Highness, why do you feel embarrassed?"
In the imperial garden, a group of young men suddenly came up. The group of people were angry and pretended to be polite. They joined forces to stop Li Yun, pointing to the girls behind them, and said, "You are impatient with the gentleness and enthusiasm of others, but you deliberately pretend to be in a messy way to escape. Such behavior is dissatisfied, too cunning, and disgusting..."
Li Yun was worried that no one would come to rescue him. He would not blame these young men who were looking for trouble when he heard this. He was happy and deliberately teased: "I like this, can you not see it?"
He feels very worthy of beating.
...
The young men could not hold back and shouted angrily: "We are not talented, and we want to compete with King Zhao, whether we are civil or military, we can draw the road."
"Hohohohohohoho!"
Li Yun smiled.
It is literature or martial arts, and it is a way to draw a trail.
This is so interesting.
Let’s compare the text!
Li Yun dared not compete in the martial arts competition.
He was afraid that he would not be able to stop it once he took action, and then he would kill all the young people with red eye disease.
At this time, the young people seemed to have reacted, and they were provoking the invincible King Zhao of Xifu.
They looked at each other and changed their words: "The wind is sunny and the peony flowers are blooming. Today, the royal family held a flower viewing conference. Why don't we have a poetry competition? I often hear that King Zhao of the West Prefecture is both civil and military, and I wonder if your highness has the courage to compete."
"Do you want to fight with your words?"
"Then why not let me open a gambling plate!"
The emperor's voice came slowly.
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Chapter completed!