"I counted my fingers. Your eyes were red now. Holding your phone tightly with both hands, maybe only 5% of the electricity left, but you were "urgent to get angry" and couldn't find the charging cable... Wuliang Tianzun, young people, don't be sad, don't be afraid, I have already calculated a divination for you. You just ranted too hard, the wire fell under the bed..."

Li Yun is an online author. As an author, he has to interact with readers. In the middle of the night, he still has to keep in mind his helpless readers, so he went online and posted the above sentence in the group.

I saw the originally dead group, as lively as if it was instantly boiling.

"Damn it, it's the group leader who cheated on the zombie. Hey, let alone this guy is amazing. You know that the charging cable is off the bed? What a bad old man, it's very bad..."

"Amitabha, what can I do if I guess? Before I go to the top, I am like **, after go to the top, I am the Holy Buddha. I have entered the sage mode. What's the use of charging this phone?"

"Hehehe, you are a bad old man in Shanshui, you can't imagine that you guessed it wrong... Will I tell you loudly that I'm squatting in the pit? Don't ask, peeping Wunin is so beautiful, I forgot to squat for how long, my legs are numb and I can't get out of bed..."

"Scenery dog ​​thief, don't disturb me from cultivating immortals. The weather is so cold. I just want to die in the quilt!"

"As soon as the thunder sounded, I made a brilliant appearance. I had a tattoo of Zhou and I would never be a working person ever since."

"I can't afford to offend, I can't afford to offend..."

"Scenery, landscape, may I ask, this Sunday - are you free?"

"Don't run away from the mountains and rivers, update quickly, you have been pretending to be dead for half a year..."

"Let me update?" Li Yun smiled coldly. "Update is impossible. It will never be updated in this life. If you have a habit, go find me to edit Huya and see how she can do to me?"

After he finished typing this sentence, he realized that these middle school readers had no way to do anything, but he was so arrogant that he felt a little scared again. After thinking about it, he withdrew the message, typed it again, and deleted the sentence "If you have the aptitude, go find me to edit it."

"It smells so good..."

A female reader came out and typed to despise him for his vulgar behavior that he dared not provoke editors.

...

At this time, the night is blurry and the sky is full of stars.

Li Yun was lying in the tent and couldn't sleep, so he turned over and sat up, typed to the group members and said, "You can't imagine that at this time tonight, I am on the bank of the Yellow River. I want to ride the wind and embrace the magnificent mountains and rivers..."

The last two lines of poetry are obviously pieced together randomly, and it is hard to see a trace of literary talent, and there is no point in point in the topic. No wonder he has always just a floppy writing.

But many readers did not care about this, but instead started to mess up again.

Someone said, "Damn, why did you get to the Yellow River? Although you get out of water after three strokes, you can't think of it. We all know that it is a fact that you hook up with female readers, and you can't wash it even if you jump into the Yellow River."

"That's right, a bad old man, very bad, his book is not pure, he specializes in hooking up with his little sister-in-law."

"The dog thief is on the edge of the Yellow River now? If you have a genital, you jump and the leader of the silver alliance will start..."

"Walk +1"

“+2”

“+3”

“+10086”

"On the upper floor, how much does Telecom give you? I will pay three times the amount of money for 10,010..."

...

...

"You group..."

Li Yun only felt the back teeth clattering, and almost fainted by these second-tier readers.

He tried to inhale for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth and typed, saying, "Don't guess randomly. I didn't jump into the Yellow River, nor did I sleep with female readers... Let's tell the truth, I was about to write a masterpiece of supernatural fantasy love history, a book became a god, proved the truth, platinum, dog thieves, cheer, the so-called literature comes from reality, I went to the Yellow River at night, and heard that there was a legend of a giant turtle in the Yellow River. Hehehe, I was going to conduct a field investigation and write a great work with this... "

"Bah, there is also a great masterpiece. If you can order 500 per order, I will lose."

"I think he orders up to 400."

“300, no more!”

"More than 200, I have five electric fans on live broadcasts..."

...

The sound of the Yellow River water surging like thunder in the distance, and the night wind blew violently, Li Yun was so angry that his heart hurt. He simply typed out the last line of words and snorted coldly: "Wait, wait until I find the giant turtle of the Yellow River and write a huge volume. I will blind your titanium alloy dog ​​eyes..."

The reader immediately fought back: "You can write whatever you want, subscribe to one chapter and I will lose."

"You guys are cruel!"

Li Yun's face turned blue.

As the saying goes, if you don’t hit someone in the face, there is no such thing as a reader in the world. Look at other readers and then look at their own readers. Li Yun shook his head and felt that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were hurt by being angry.

He viciously shut up the readers and got up and walked out of the tent.

Then

The next moment.

He was so scared that he sat on the ground with his butt.

...

The night is blurry!

What did he see?

Two big eyes like lanterns.

It was a figure like a hill, with a head as big as a millstone. It lay quietly there and looked at Li Yun quietly.

This is this?

"Yellow...Yellow River Giant Turtle..."

Is there really a giant Yellow River turtle?

The old turtle was as if it was a mountain high. It suddenly opened its mouth and spit out a bead. The bead floated in the air and flew into Li Yun's mouth with a whoosh.

Li Yun suddenly fell into a coma.

Only the voice of the Lun sound sounded in my mind, as if I sighed thousands of years ago: "Back to the past, I will change my disaster. Now the Human Emperor has an order. Animals in the founding country are not allowed to become spirits. My friend, please help me..."

Before he finished speaking, a rainbow light arrived, sweeping across the river.

The place suddenly became quiet and silent, and Li Yun and the giant turtle disappeared at the same time.

In the chat group, a group of readers who stayed up late to practice immortality were still asking: "Scenery? Water comes from the mountain? Are there? Are there still?"

Unfortunately, Li Yun could no longer answer.

"Old man, I'm diving again. I don't know when he will kill the zombie next time..."

"You guys say he really went to find the Yellow River giant turtle?"
Chapter completed!