That night, Mr. Liu bought wine and vegetables and had a good meal with her baby son, and then listened to her son telling about what happened yesterday.

Liu Wenyang was born to tell stories. When he was lost and wandered around the mountains, he met a hunting girl by chance. His father was so scared that he kept calling, "Bless the Bodhisattva, my son is blessed and happy!"

When talking about the fact that he and Bing'er met a jackal and caught a little wolf cub, the father looked shocked, surprised, and unbelievable.

Of course, in this story, Liu Daguanren hid the embarrassing thing about his pants, and saved Miss Bing'er's archery technique as a god, highlighting his wisdom and courage... How he remained calm and fought against jackals and used tricks to destroy the pair of vicious beasts, and then went deep into the wolf's den and captured the wolf cub... In short, at that moment, Liu Daguanren turned into a great hero who killed a tiger and killed a bear...

Later, when talking about her and Bing'er returning to her place, Liu Wenyang used the technique of a talented man and beautiful woman, specifically depicting the admiration of Bing'er's talent. How Bing'er took the initiative to fall in love, but was pushed away by herself by her men and women, how she personally delivered meals, "giving" cotton pants, showing off her eyes and showing her emotions, how firm will she is and not messed up in her arms... In Liu Wenyang's words, "Without the permission of her father at home, she will never accept any beauty!"

My father was moved. I saw how promising my son was. If I were myself, I would probably have been unable to help but take action first and then report. The raw rice was cooked and cooked, and it was still the same kind of cooked thoroughly!

The two of them were drinking and talking, and their emotions were hot. Suddenly, they heard the fat woman's "beat" cry from the third uncle's house behind the house.

The father blushed and sighed to his son, "It's great to have a woman warm her feet!" He seemed to envy the third uncle's feat in bed.

Liu Wenyang said, "How about finding one for you too?"

"What do you mean?" Liu Da said, "If you don't get married, I will never rekindle!"

Liu Wenyang was moved, "Dad, you don't have to work hard for me, but you..."

Dad Liu Da patted his son's shoulders deeply and said, "Son, you don't have to say anything. Dad, I will live for you for half of my life. Unless you start a family and start a career, I will never consider my affairs!"

...

Just as the two of them were talking, the third uncle Liu Neng knocked in, looked at the father and the other two with his hands in his arms, and said with a stuttering voice: "It's better to come early than to come... Are you drinking?"

"Come here, third brother, have a few drinks together!" Liu Da greeted.

"Then I'm not polite!" Liu Neng found a place to sit down.

"Third brother, why are you here to visit your wife? Your wife heard her scream just now - you are very quick!" Liu Da said with a smile.

"You, where do you want to go... We didn't, we didn't mess around in the bed! I was there just now, sucking her!" Liu Neng wiped his nose with his hands in his arms.

"You suck her? Why?" Liu Da was surprised. You must know that the third brother Liu has always been afraid of her. He is famous for his wife Guan Yan. When the fat woman coughed, his legs trembled, like a mouse seeing a cat. Now he dares to beat the fat woman in reverse. This is not a miracle. What is it?

"Why else? It's not because she should beat her!" Liu Neng picked up a chicken leg and took a bite, his mouth full of greasyness.

It turned out that yesterday, the fat woman saw something happened to Liu Da’s family. Her charlatan nephew would not come back for most of the day. The old man Liu Da squatted at the door and waited. He heard that the boy was separated from the team on the mountain. A weak scholar with no power was lost in the deep mountains and forests. Maybe he would have fed jackals, tigers and leopards.

So the fat woman became accustomed to her old ways and chatted in front of her third uncle Liu Neng, saying that she had seen that boy had a short life. Even though she didn't fall into the river to feed the turtle last time, she also fed the jackal this time, and said that their Liu family would be unlucky all their life and would not turn over again...

Liu Neng is an honest man, but no matter how honest the honest man is, he has a muddled character. He listened to the fat woman spitting and cursing her nephew, and even arranged that their Liu family would be in trouble for eight lifetimes. He suddenly felt anger in his heart, and he swung the turtle punch and beat the fat woman. So, the fathers Liu Da and Liu Wenyang heard a screaming sound from the next door, and thought that the third uncle, the dragon spirit and tiger were tossing on the bed.

After listening to the story of the third uncle Liu Neng, the father sighed and said, "Brother, I'm sorry, I always make you worry about our affairs! You should have lived a good life with you, but because of us, the couple's disagreement..."

"Brother, you, I don't like to hear what you said... As the saying goes, brothers are like brothers and feet, and women are like clothes! Just my mouth is at most a big, big cotton jacket; it's not a sable coat! Should I beat you or beat you!" After that, Liu Neng picked up the wine glass and took a sip of the wine in a very manly manner.

"After that being said, I'm still sorry!" Dad Liu Da picked up the wine pot and poured it on the third child, "Come on, I won't say anything else, let's go one of us brothers!"

The two clinked their glasses and drank them all in one go.

When Liu Wenyang saw the two of them, he thought to himself. Maybe the two brothers wanted to recall the past again, hugged each other and went to the river to "catch loaches"...

Sure enough, when the two of them met, the wine became faster and faster. Soon, they both became a little drunk.

As usual, Liu Wenyang served his father to bed and sent his third uncle Liu Neng out. He returned to the house to clean up the mess.

Liu Wenyang was busy, and Liu Neng walked into his house in the dark.

I didn't hear the fat woman snoring, and Liu Neng guessed that she might be angry with herself. So she took the flint, blew it in the wind, and lit the oil lamp on the flames.

The oil lamp was shaking with the flames, slowly getting bigger and the room was lit up. Liu Neng looked at the bed and was startled, but he saw the fat woman lying on the bed with her hair, like a sow of spring, looking at her.

"What are you doing? Why don't you wear clothes?" Liu Neng asked.

"Have you drunk?" The fat woman answered the question irrelevantly.

"I drank a little." Liu Neng was dizzy and didn't understand which one the wife was singing.

"Can you drink with your brother?"

"What, are you not happy? Believe it or not, I will beat you up?" Liu Neng said boldly with the alcohol.

"Come on!" The fat woman ignored Liu Neng's anger at all.

"What are you doing?"

"Do work!"

"Do, what's the matter?"

"You damn! Of course it's a scheming matter!" said the fat woman twisting her big butt.

Liu Neng: “…?!!”

It turned out that since Liu Neng drank wine and went to Fat Woman for a while, he tossed the fat woman to death on the bed. The woman tasted the sweetness and knew that her fighting power had doubled after drinking the yellow soup, so she sold the wine and let her man drink it. But Liu Neng was the kind of person who was fine and never got drunk. Even if you put a big bowl of wine in front of him, he would not move at all. For this reason, the fat Woman racked her brains, but there was no way.

Unexpectedly, after Liu Neng beat her up tonight, she actually went to her brother's house to get a lot of yellow soup. The fat woman thought to herself that she would not come again, so she immediately took off her naked and lay on the bed waiting for her man.

At this moment, seeing the woman trying to eat her appearance, Liu Neng's wine was awakened, "Ahem, I, I suddenly remembered that something fell in my brother's house..." He turned around and was about to run away.

The fat woman grabbed him, and then ignored his resistance and forced him to the bed, "Damn, go after finishing your business!" She pouted the sow's mouth and rushed over.

Liu Neng closed his eyes and stretched his legs and accepted his fate!

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