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Chapter 799: Please help me open up the road for the future!(1/2)

"Wait...wait! Kagura!"

Jiang Cheng, who was trampled by Kagura, spoke intermittently: "Just kidding! I'm just kidding! How could I be interested in that kind of holy object...that thing? It's just kidding!"

"No, you just said holy things." Xinbaji pushed the second generation on his nose and spoke expressionlessly.

A Miao, who was standing beside him, shook her head and said seriously: "Xinjiang, women's pants are holy objects in any era."

"No, there has never been such a saying." Xin Baji argued speechlessly, then looked at Jiang Cheng, and continued helplessly: "By the way, what are you treating Mrs. Jiang Hua's pants? Even if you get what you are going to do?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng's face turned red and silently turned his face away: "Don't... don't force me to say it, it's weird... it's shameful."

Shinbaji was in a bad mood in an instant, and he yelled with blue veins and spitting, "Are you still going to do something that you can't say?! It's disgusting! It's so disgusting!"

"Well..." Jiang Cheng thought for a moment, then looked confused, "Xinbajijun, what are you thinking about? I just want to use it as a holy relic, and I will just take it out and summon heroes in the future Holy Grail War."

"Who believes it! What are the holy relics?! What is the Holy Grail War?! It is not a worldview at all!"

"No, no, no, this kind of thing is too early, Xinbajijun."

Jiang Cheng slowly got up, and continued slowly: "Whether the future or the future, because you idiots can't see any relationship, no one knows what kind of future will it become. So even if it becomes that kind of nonsense, it is not impossible."

"Jiang...Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Baji murmured.

"No, Lord Jiang Cheng, there are not only idiots here." Sasaki, who was wearing a uniform of returning to the group, walked out, "There are also elites like you here."

"Hey, what's going on?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and teased the members of the Zhenxuan team beside him. "Why are you talking about traveling through time to arrest criminals? Isn't there a jailbreaker here? There should be a limit on neglecting your duties, right?"

"No, I can't say that, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng." Sasaki shook his head, then glanced at Nobumi Imai behind him, "Now I am just an ordinary guardian to discuss the engagement we had set before. To be honest, I am really troubled by it. After all, you will disappear without formally agreeing on these matters after everything is over.

You should know that the girl who is trustworthy is already at the age of marriage. If you miss this time to wait for your reply, it would be bad. Also, please remember clearly that you have not just let down a woman. There are also..."

"We!" ×n

All members of Baihua stood up at the same time and stood beside Nobuna, including Kagura, Amiao, Jiubinge, Hashidaomaru, Kazuya...

Looking at the women in front of him, Jiang Cheng laughed silently and shook his head helplessly: "Hey, do you have to confess your love to me collectively at this time? Are you not a matter of occasion or time? Also, I am not such a gentle man. If you refuse, I will say it without hesitation."

"Only love, confession, broken love... It is something that girls will experience. The only one who doesn't understand such things is the only one who is my uncle."

A Miao, holding a long sword, looked very serious: "If you are afraid of losing, you will lose it continuously. If you are afraid of changing, you will change passively. We have already understood this kind of thing. Don't underestimate people too much! Jiang Chengsang!"

"Yes." Jiubingwei nodded.

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng murmured lightly, but then he showed a little bit of doubt, "But that's it, why are there any men scrambling..."

"Who do you think is a man?!" A Miao flew over and kicked him again.

"Amiao, what Lord Jiang Cheng said is me!" Jiubingwei hurriedly said, "I believe that Lord Jiang Cheng has already seen it, my heart is like a man!"

"Indeed," Jiang Cheng, who stood up, nodded with his chin, looked at A Miao's chest in front of him with his eyes, and still praised softly: "I have really grown up, A Miao, actually has a mind as broad as the sea level..."

...

A Miaoqi, who was furious, beat Jiang Cheng with his fist for nearly five minutes, staggered with his bruised face and got up.

"My benefactor, long time no see."

The man's voice seemed familiar.

"You...you are..." Looking at the middle-aged man in front of him, Jiang Cheng couldn't remember it for a moment.

"It's so much forgiving," said Daoxin, wearing a ghost mask on his face, "What about that? Do you remember?"

Jiang Cheng, who dug up Daoxin and his children in his mind, was stunned: "Yes... it's you..."

"I didn't expect that the person who let us escape under the pursuit of the Heavenly Dao people was the Heavenly Dao people," Dao Xin took his mask and showed a little emotion. "I think it's true now. It's just a fool to want to escape under the Heavenly Dao people, unless... the one who protects us to escape..."

Jiang Cheng asked: "Where are those children?"

"Ah, I have been blessed by you and growing very healthy." As he said that, Daoxin looked at Song Yang beside him, "I have become a real teacher in that new era, just like your mentor. Not only them, but also very, very many students..."

"Skip!" Gintoki, who was beside him, let out a whisper, "I should have noticed at that time, what a bastard who can hide himself!"

"We are all the same, Gintoki." Gui, who was standing beside her, said, "For such a long time, no one noticed, no one saw the "umbrella" on his head that we were used to..."

"So this time..." Takasugi pulled out the knife from his waist and pointed it straight at Song Yang, "Even if he wanted to ruin the teacher with his own hands, he would not let you continue to be alone, Jiang Cheng!"

"I'll translate it," Sakamoto pushed the sunglasses on his nose. "Takasugi just said, "I just wanted to destroy it, destroy this world without you..."."

"Who said such a thing?" Takasugi turned around and kicked Sakamoto's ass.

Sakamoto, who was still trampling on Takasugi, covered his hips and replied: "No, I just thought about the last one, using your classic lines to make it better... ah hahaha... ah hahaha..."

"Indeed, it's really not good to have some classic lines at the end." Gui nodded with her hands, "Then I have to think about it carefully. If I think about it carefully, I should have a lot of classic lines. Wait for me five minutes... No, it's going to be ten minutes."

"Are you an idiot? Wig?" Ginto curled his lips.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!!" Gui corrected with gritted teeth.

Gintoki clapped his hands: "Yoxi, the wig is over. Next next."

"Hey?! Is it over?! Is my famous quote over?! Don't joke! I haven't said anything yet!"

"It's not lolicot, it's feminism..."

Bang bang bang bang!

Before the Bukai Tatsuya was finished speaking, he was knocked to the ground by the two guns in the hand of "Two Guns Flatzi" beside him.

"Why do you jump out and grab the role at this time? Senior?"

"No, I finally came back and forth or something..."

"Shut up! You perverted lolico controller!"

...

"Anyway, that's it," said Gintoki pulled out the knife made of crystal stones prepared at his waist and crossed Jiang Cheng to Jiang Cheng, and continued casually: "Jiang Cheng, do you want to have a classic line or something?"

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and did not answer.

"Hey, Jiang Cheng, your interest is..."

"Bich Beach's girl..." Jiang Cheng blurted out subconsciously, but then he suddenly reacted again, laughed silently and shook his head to change his words, "No...it's just life."

"There's a good answer."

"Ah, yes, maybe it's been infected by you." Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then looked at Xiaoyu who had come forward at some time in front of him. "It seems that the last topic that has left you to become a human being is a little bit beyond the scope, Xiaoyu."

"Mr. Jiang Cheng..."

"I think I'm a little anxious, growing up or something..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng bent his eyes and smiled, stretched out his hand on Xiaoyu's head, "Sure enough, don't be impatient, just take it slowly. Sorry..."

Xiaoyu shook her head, then took out a contactor from her hand.

Hesitate...

"Can you see it? Hello, can you hear it?"

Looking at the old man from Yuanwai on the screen, Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly: "What, you have to appear in this way? Are the old men and women working so hard now?"

"Hey, did you mean to ignore me?" Catherine asked.

"Hahahaha... I can't do it if I don't fight hard. The young people are so amazing nowadays." The old man from Genwai said with a smile, "There is a saying that I want to tell you personally no matter what... I am so grateful."

"Jiang Chengsang." Saburo walked up and smiled as honestly as usual.

"There is no need for such words," Jiang Cheng shook his head, "because no matter what, this guy is also my companion. It is my responsibility to protect them, and this kind of thing is destined to begin. This time... I will send him back safely this time. Old man."

"No, it's not your duty." Takasugi spoke, then crossed Jiang Cheng and came to Jiang Cheng, and tied with Gintoki. "I don't remember having a team that gave him to you. This is my duty."

"One person takes responsibility for everything?" Gintoki curled his lips with some disdain, "Okay, if you can really bear all the sins by yourself, then I will also bear the small steel balls and horse gambling that I lost yesterday! Idiot! I will also bear the sin of not being able to pay rent! Don't joke! You...ah!"

"Stop kidding!" Kagura and Shinbaji kicked the silver curls away at the same time.

"What does this kind of thing have to do with Jiang Chengsang! You obviously lost it yourself!" Xinbaji roared with her blue veins and white eyes, "Have you lost it already? Have you lost it all?! The reward you just got was lost like this?!"

"Bastard! What a joke Alu!" Kagura cursed with white eyes, "What should I do with my salary this month?! How many times have you been a bastard!"

Gintoki got up and argued: "No, I just think that since I want to go back to the past, it means that the future will no longer exist. So it's better to spend all the money and property in the way I like before leaving without leaving any regrets or something."

"What a theorist theory is this!!" × 2

"No, most people think so, right?"

"Who ordinary people think of such things at that moment!" × 2

"Hmph, what a superficial guy." Shi Si snorted, but the next moment he took out several bottles of mayonnaise from his arms. "Of course, in that case, you should change your property into real estate that is not easy to depreciate as much as possible! Just like me! All of them were replaced with treasure-level dreamy mayonnaise!"

"You are no different from him!" Shinbaji complained wildly, but then his face changed, and he hugged his head and showed a look of horror. "No...no, will my Asongjiang CDs disappear due to future changes? Oops, it's really bad..."

"I hid the jealous kumbu..." Kagura hugged his head and fell into the mumbling thoughts of doubting life. "I would have eaten it if I had known it. If I had known it would have been like this, I would have eaten it before I came..."

"Puff..." Jiang Cheng suddenly burst into laughter for no reason, "Hahahaha...hahahaha... What a bunch of idiots, hahahaha..."

"Isn't it all because of you?!" × 2

"It won't disappear," Jiang Cheng stopped laughing and continued softly: "Because you have been a group of idiots from beginning to end. As long as you are still idiots, there will be no change in the future?"

Gintoki asked seriously, "Really?! Will the lost money come back?!"

"Is this the case?!" Xinbaji complained.

"Didn't you say it?" A doctor wearing a white coat and holding a lady's cigarette with his fingers said, ""The two choices of survival and death will face the same result. If you can choose, I think it's better to face it alive."
To be continued...
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