Chapter 706: No one knows how many steps there are in the ladder of adults.
"Souda! I am the one who pulls Kagura!" Jiang Cheng agreed with white eyes, then supported his cheeks and muttered unhappily: "Although it's not lovely, but it's not lovely! But... even if it's not lovely... how can you practice--!"
Xinbaji pushed his body and complained: "Well, Jiang Chengsang, if there is a mirror, I really want you to see your expression yourself. The contrast is too big. Being arrogant is simply deadly."
"You are the least qualified to say this!" Yin Shi and the Lord of Xinghai were both white-eyed and shouted at Jiang Cheng with drunken words.
Gintoki waved his hand and curled his lips in a daze, saying, "It's obviously Kagura's only relative on earth, but he doesn't care about throwing Kagura in that unreliable place. What's your uncle? Go and die quickly! Scum!"
Shinbaji twitched his lips and reminded: "That, Yinsang, that unreliable place is your home, and that unreliable person is yourself."
"Ha?! What did you say?!" Jiang Cheng was unhappy in an instant, and looked at Gintoki with white eyes and gritted his teeth, "Do you mean I want to save trouble? Do you mean I deliberately threw Kagura to you?! Although it does have that meaning, it's not--! It's not at all!"
Yin Shik, who ignored Jiang Cheng, turned his head and looked at the master of Xinghai, and scolded him: "And you, a scum who gave up raising your daughter and hair follicles, are you still pretending to be a father now! Go and die with this scum! Go and die quickly!"
"I didn't give up!" The owner of Xinghai Fang retorted loudly, "I just respect the autonomy of my daughter and hair follicles! I just let them choose to study abroad freely!"
Gintoki: "They have taken root abroad completely! They will definitely not go back to their country!"
"Get out of here! Bald!" Jiang Cheng, who reached out to pull the master of Xinghai House, spat, "Hey, Yinshi, you bastard..."
The master of Xinghai Fangzhang interrupted Jiang Cheng angrily: "Who is bald? Everyone said that they will come back! They will turn into blond hair! They will come back! They will both be back with their daughter and hair follicles!"
Seeing the three people who were getting more and more quarrels and fighting again, Shinbaji hurriedly reached out to persuade him, "Ahh, really, you three should have stopped, right? I understand you are all worried about Kagurachan, but any daughter of any family will have such a day sooner or later."
Jiang Cheng and the other two stopped making a fuss.
Shinbaji continued in a gentle tone: "If even Kagura Chan agrees, her boyfriend must be a good guy. We who should have welcomed him look like this, making Kagura Chan unable to get over the face. Although it will be a little lonely, our mentality must be more like an adult, so I will leave first. You three will treat them well tomorrow."
After saying that, Shinbaji got up and took a last look at the three of them, then turned around and walked out of the tavern door.
After Shinbaji left for a while, the Xinghai Housekeeper who had been silent, lowered his head and looked at the wine glass in his hand and sighed a little.
"Sir... It's true that we just have a boyfriend. We don't have the demeanor of adults. I know clearly in my heart that since she was a child, I don't know how happy she is when she grows up every day. Seeing her learn to stand up, learn to walk, and watch her slowly learn to speak, I am both happy and worried, and I don't know when... After the child grows up a little, I can't simply feel joy. Before I am happy, I always feel a little disappointed."
"That's right..." Jiang Cheng lay on the table, gently shaking the wine glass in front of him, with a gentle expression: "The only one who can call me uncle is Kagura. Although it's completely unlovely, he always feels very happy when he hears her calling her uncle. He also starts to be afraid that he will never see the lively and innocent figure again, and he will never hear the sweet uncle when he asks for pocket money. He originally thought that it would be enough to be behind me all the time, and occasionally jump up and shout " uncle or something," he said. "
"Yes." Gintoki took the speech with some emotion, and held his cheek up and continued to say: "I thought it was the adult's mission to stand in front of the children to shelter them from the wind and rain, but I was beyond them unknowingly. Smiling and watching them run further is what adults should do. Alas - I can still run."
The master of Xinghai Fang snorted softly and said with some relief: "That's it, we are all the same, and we are still stinky and still have no dryness."
"Growing up and something is not enough." Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the table, turned his glass and sighed softly, then pinched the glass and slowly raised it.
"Are we going to climb too?" Gintoki slowly raised his wine glass, "Sir's ladder..."
Then, the three men poured the last glass of wine into their mouths at the same time...
...
The next morning, Shinbaji was talking to himself with some concern while climbing the stairs.
"These three people are fine, right? Although they looked like that yesterday, they would be more mature since they agreed, right? It should be fine, right?"
As he said that, Shinbaji, who had already arrived in front of the door of Wanshi House, reached out and wanted to open the door, but at this moment, the three heads suddenly broke through the door and poked it out.
"Welcome!!" × 3
"ah--!!"
Looking at Jiang Cheng and the other two who suddenly came out, the frightened Shinbaji sat down on the ground with a scream.
"Welcome to Sakata's house--!" × 3
Looking at the three people with bloody faces, bloody eyes wide open with grinning, grinning, and almost spasm of facial muscles, Shinbaji... were silent.
"What, it turns out to be Shinbaji." Gintoki's voice was hoarse.
"What are you three doing?" Shinbaji, who came to his senses, stood up and shouted angrily, "I'm scared to death!"
The owner of Xinghai Fang's expression was still apologized and explained: "Sorry, sorry, because my boyfriend is coming, so I have been waiting in the entrance hall since last night, and I accidentally released my momentum."
"Starting yesterday?!" Xin Baji was in a bad mood.
"In order to welcome your boyfriend with a smile, the three of us practiced how to laugh all night and how to laugh. What is the smile when we say it? How do we write the word "smile"? As a result, we fell into such a cycle."
As he said this, Gintoki's facial muscles were still twitching.
Jiang Cheng spoke in a hoarse voice: "In the end, we chose such a friendly and kind smile and maintained it until now. How about it? Are you very friendly and able to feel good? Isn't it embarrassing Kagura, right? No!"
"Thank you!"
The Xinghai Fangzhu then asked: "How is it? Are we laughing? Are we really laughing?"
"You are indeed laughing, but others can't laugh anymore!"
Gintoki continued, "Don't worry, we have adjusted our mentality today and will not let Kagura be shamed."
"Don't worry!" Jiang Cheng took the speech and echoed.
"No, no! How can adults have such a smile? It's good that you figured it out, but this is too much! You have to smile more naturally!"
Click—
The door was opened by Shinbaji. Shinbaji slowly walked in and looked at Jiang Cheng and the other two in front of him, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.
The master of Xinghai Fang looked down at Shinbaji and continued, "I know, Shinbaji Jun. The exaggerated reception made my boyfriend feel stressed. It doesn't matter, we are already adults today."
"But the older adults dressed too casually and went to see the guests." Yin Shikong took over and looked at Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Pavilion Master on the side.
Jiang Cheng took over: "So after our careful thinking, especially the one who must show our side as a big adult, we unanimously believe..."
"It's a must-wear for formal wear!" the three of them spoke at the same time.
At this time, looking up at the three "adults" who were wearing formal clothes in front of him, whose head had reached the ceiling and had to turn around, Shinbaji finally complained.
"I really become a big adult! What do you want to become such a big adult?! So that's what it means to become an adult?!"
"Why?"
The master of Xinghai Fang looked at Xinbaji in confusion.
"What?"
Gintoki also showed a look of confusion.
“Is there something wrong?”
Jiang Cheng looked confused.
"What kind of head! No matter where you look, is it right! This kind of oppression is not overwhelming! Others are going to be so stressed that they can't breathe!"
"Is it your illusion?" Gintoki didn't care, his voice calmly, "This is how the head and body ratio of this work is."
"Do you think we are young football players?!"
Gintoki, who was sitting on the sofa, picked up a newspaper called "Nature God's News" and read it. At the same time, he replied in a relaxed tone: "Calm down, Shinbaji, you are the only ones that are unnatural. We will be responsible for entertaining guests. Just cross your legs and wait."
Shinbaji pointed at Gintoki and complained wildly: "No! No matter how you think it's unnatural, it's you! Your body is too huge!"
"Ah? Isn't this nature newspaper from yesterday? Why didn't it be thrown away?"
"By the way, what news are you reading! If others see it, they will think our family is very complicated! They will think our family is in a very troublesome! Stop reading it!!"
As soon as Shinbaji finished speaking, the floor suddenly vibrated.
Jiang Cheng, carrying a plate full of strange unknown creatures, walked slowly over: "The refreshments for entertaining guests are also ready. I hope that the child can thank God of Nature just like us. This should be enough, right? Gintoki?"
Ginto responded casually: "Ah, that's OK, but I don't know if that child likes sweet mouths. It's better to prepare another flavor."
Looking at the rag dolls with blood on the plate with continuous darkness and various green insects, Xinbaji was even worse: "It's okay! Jiang Chengsang, what do you think of as a refreshment? What's going on with such a terrifying refreshment? Put it away! Put it away for me!"
The Lord Xinghai, who was kneeling in front of a gloomy altar with Buddhist beads, closed his eyes and muttered: "Fuck, Lord God of Nature, Kagura Jiang is going to bring her boyfriend back, and the new believers are going to increase again."
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Chapter completed!