Chapter 698: Life is like a play!(1/2)
Looking at the chair sitting next to the bed with his legs crossed, although he was panting, he tried his best to hide himself, and looked at the JUMP Gintoki in his hand indifferently, Kagura suddenly thought of something.
【But... Maybe you can use him like Doraemon.】
Thinking of this, Kagura, who had just opened the pudding, frowned slightly, and said in an extremely weak and apologetic tone: "I'm sorry, Yinshang, I thought I could eat sweets, but my stomach was a little disgusting. Can you buy some sticky sour..."
Before the last word "milk" was released, Yin Toshiba, who was sweating on his face, held up his convenience bag and asked breathlessly: "Yogurt, right?"
[It's too fast!!] Kagura exclaimed in his heart, [It's so fast that it's like Aru, who appeared before Nobitao just finished pronunciating Doraemon's name! But it's too fast…]
Thinking of this, Kagura looked at the strawberry milk in his hand, [The one I bought was not yogurt Aru!]
Kagura spoke with some distress: "Silky sauce...I said, this is the yogurt before fermentation, it's too fast Aru."
"Ah, that's it," Gintoki replied while looking at the jump in his hand, "I said why is the content of the jump a little unclear, so it turns out that this is from next week."
[What's going on?? Have you run too fast to go to the future convenience store?!]
"Then, forget it," Kagura smiled reluctantly, pretending to be very sensible and said: "Yinjiang, do you like strawberry milk? Let me drink it."
"Ah, I've just drunk it."
Only then did Kagura realize that she was just an empty milk box in her hand, and a nameless fire surged in her heart.
[Before sighing that you are fast, this made me very angry! Didn’t I just give me an empty box?!]
Click!
After pinching the milk box into a ball and throwing it away, Kagura yawned: "Ha~ I felt a little sleepy after eating the pudding."
"Ah, what, I have something to say to you before you go to bed." Gintoki put away the jump in his hand, then asked with his chin, "Do you like grand funerals or secret funerals?"
[You are too impatient!!] He deeply complained wildly in his heart, and then replied with a black thread on his head: "I mean sleeping is not a long sleep, Alu."
"Hug, sorry, I don't worry about your feelings. I'm not talking about you." Gintoki quickly apologized, and then his right hand was in a position of money and showed a serious expression on his face, "What I'm talking about."
[Will that feel better if I have no worries about it?!] Kagura cursed in his heart.
"It would be even better if I could be buried in the birds." Gintoki said calmly, touching the back of his head.
Kagura looked out the window with gentle eyes and said softly: "Yinjiang, you... will I be very calm even if I die?"
"How is that possible!"
"That's right, I'm so weak, I'll be in the near future." As he said that, Kagura looked at the lush tree outside the window, "Yes, the tree you can see in the window, the tree..."
The little monkey holding the trunk of a big tree looked at Kagura and Gintoki in the ward and shouted dissatisfiedly: "That little devil! He is actually alone with Ginsang..."
Ignoring Xiaozhu's unhappy shouting, Kagura continued: "When the pervert on that tree lands, my life should wither..."
Before Kagura finished speaking, a foot wearing black boots suddenly broke into the camera and kicked the little monkey's head into the trunk.
"Don't worry," said Gintoki, who was panting at the ward window and pointed at Xiaozhu, "Look, the pervert is still so energetic on the tree!"
"No, I'm not energetic at all. Isn't that?" Kagura returned with his eyes narrowed, and then looked at a perverted stalker outside the window with a head in a steadi team uniform and was smashed into the surface by a sister with a glasses. "That pervert has been stuck in the ground."
In an instant, Gintoki, who inserted the branches and branches of the flowering trees into Kondo's thighs, appeared in the picture, and then the picture turned again.
Standing at the ward window, I couldn't tell whether it was sweat from tiredness or some kind of cold sweat on my face. I looked at Kondo with Biya's hands below and said, "Don't worry! Look! After the pervert landed, another pervert bloomed!"
"Not that anymore," Kagura looked at the uncle who had sunglasses hanging on the tree trunk, "Look at that, it's really hanging."
"That one was hanged from the beginning." Ginto replied casually.
"Ah, that's it..."
"Hey! Don't you come to save me?" Sun Glasses expressed such dissatisfaction.
"Look, everyone is here to visit you, I'm a little more energetic." Gintoki hurriedly turned around and comforted him, "I'll be laughed at by everyone when I see your loss."
Seeing Gintoki's panic look, Kagura thought to himself: [It seems that he is indeed reflecting on Aru, forget it, there is no way.]
"Well! I feel a little energetic for some reason!"
Kagura clenched his fists and pretended that he had recovered a little bit of energy, but he couldn't help but vomit out loudly after he finished speaking.
"God, Kagura!!" Gintoki shouted in surprise.
[Oh no, I was too greedy and ate too much Aru!] Kagura covered her mouth and exclaimed in her heart that something was wrong, and then slowly stood up, trying to go to the toilet or something to cover it up.
"Is it okay?! It's really okay! By the way...what's going on with your belly?"
Hearing the sound, Kagura, who had just gotten up and had not had time to take two steps, looked down at his big belly that had not been completely digested, and his forehead suddenly became dark.
"Woo! Well, it's so uncomfortable!! The consciousness... gradually drifts away from Aru!" Kagura, whose face suddenly changed, shouted in pain, and then widened his eyes and opened his mouth and fell on the bed with a stiff expression.
After falling down, Kagura spit out a little more dirty stuff, and then his neck tilted, and there was no sound at all.
"Hey—! Kagura!!" Gintoki shouted, then rushed out of the ward in panic, shouting: "Hey! Doctor! Come on, come!"
Then, Gintoki rushed to the hospital bed again, holding Kagura's hand and shouted: "Kagura! Hey! Cheer up! Kagura--!!"
[Oh no, Aru,] Kagura was completely panicked, [Although he was fooled, he turned out to be critically ill! I didn't expect to act to this extent, what should I do? What should I do!]
...
Ah Miao, Shinbaji and Dingchun, opened the ward door and saw Gintoki with a look of disappointment, as well as the doctors and nurses standing aside with a frown at a loss.
"Where is Yin, Yinsang, Shen, Kagura Chan?" Shinbaji asked breathlessly.
Gintoki didn't answer, but the sadness in his eyes already represented some kind of answer.
Shinbaji, who walked in slowly, looked at Kagura, who was lying on the hospital bed with a very bad expression and stared at Kagura, who had already used a ventilator and life detector, and her shoulders trembled gently.
"Kaki…Kakichan…Kakichan—!!"
"Why..." Ah Miao covered her mouth with sorrow, her pupils were still trembling, and she murmured in disbelief: "Why did it become like this?"
Dong!!
Gintoki, who had his fist hit the wall with his head down and his face dark, said in a trembling voice: "It's all my fault... If I could find out earlier... Hell! Damn it! Bastard-!!"
Feeling the atmosphere in the room, Kagura exclaimed again: [Ah, oh, Ah, this atmosphere is too heavy, this is the atmosphere of visiting patients before dying! How could I say it now! Even if I tear my mouth apart, I can't say that this is a simple hot cold! It shouldn't be like this, I didn't plan to act to this level!
How will Mao become like this? If this continues, the atmosphere will become heavier and heavier! It will become more and more difficult to tell the truth! Must, you must say it earlier, but, no matter how I defend myself, I can foresee that I will be beaten to critically ill by them next time. Alu must find the right time and find a way to make my condition develop in a better direction! Hello, hey, doctor, please help me!]
"The heartbeat and pulse are normal," the doctor looked at the life detector in front of him with his chin, and kept analyzing: "I didn't expect to fall into a coma. Is this the disease of the Night Rabbit clan? Our medicine cannot cure it."
[No, I'm just pretending to be sick. If you just use some medicine or tampons, I'll pretend to be cured!]
"I'm very sorry," the doctor walked out of the ward door with heavy steps, and at the same time declared his powerlessness, "At least please encourage her by her."
Looking at the doctor who was slowly leaving, Kagura exclaimed in pain: [Aren’t you a doctor?! Can’t you think of a solution? -!]
After the doctor and the nurse left, the atmosphere in the ward was once again heavy.
"Kagura-chan..." Shinhachi shouted with tears in his eyes, "Stand it! Open your eyes!"
[I can't open it anymore! My eyes are dry! Hurry up and let me return to its original state!]
Shinbaji cried: "Please! Come back soon! Kagurachan!"
[I can come back at any time. Please give me an opportunity! Please!]
"Karao Jiang!" Ah Miao cried.
"Ao~!" Dingchun cried.
[By the way! Just pretend to wake up from your sleep under the call of everyone desperately!] Kagura had a sudden inspiration.
Ah Miao: "Karao-chan--!"
Shinbaji: "Karao Jiang!"
Dingchun: "Ao--!"
Listening to the calls in his ears, Kagura gradually relaxed and prayed in his heart: [Just do it again! Just do it again!]
"God..." Gintoki was about to start shouting, but after just shouting a word, he was stopped by his mother-in-law who suddenly opened the door.
"It's enough, this kid has worked very hard."
Stepping into the house, the mother-in-law Dengshi said with an unbearable look of grief and said, "Let her... go quietly."
[What are you talking about? Stinky old lady! I will be able to recover after calling me again!]
"Mother-in-law Toshi..." Shinbaji burst into tears and looked at Mother-in-law Toshi with a sad look on her face.
"Stop crying, isn't it embarrassing?" Dunshi's mother-in-law forced herself to hide her grief and cursed, "At the last moment, just smile, can't you send her away with a smile?"
As he was talking, he took out his handkerchief and sobbed, Kagura complained in his heart: [Don't give up so early? I can still save you! I'm still very energetic!]
Xiaoyu, who followed her mother-in-law Denshi and Catherine, slowly brought her to the door and said, "I know you are all uncomfortable, but we act more like us than spending the rest of our time sadly. Only Kagura would be happy, right?"
[No, you said this pretty, but you gave up a little too early, right?]
"Xiao Yu is right," Catherine also rarely showed a regretful expression. "The more she is at this time, the more she has to see the daily life she loves. Mr. Sakata..."
As he said that, Catherine came behind Gintoki, patted Gintoki on the shoulder with one hand, and reached for Gintoki with the other hand.
"Please pay the rent from last month."
[What kind of rent is urged! Is it time to urge rent now?!]
Dong!!
To be continued...