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Chapter 70: Explosion does not need a principle! Just like the temper of a menopausal mother, it will explode if you say it!

"You actually said that the factory manager is a porno! What a joke!" Yin Shi stood up instantly and retorted, "Uncle he is the benefactor who took me in!"

"Although I don't understand what you're talking about, pornography? Is it a molecule?" Yamazaki was unaware, so, "Speaking of it, boss, what's wrong with you?"

"I can't accept myself who was careless in the past. I made up my mind to make everything happen again..."

"Boss, you..." After a while of silence, Yamazaki finally continued, "It's so. Although it feels a bit a pity, you really look pretty stupid before. Even the director and Captain Okita are inferior to you..."

At this moment, a voice came from behind the three of them, "Hey, you three are going to start working."

"Can't say anything more, then I'll say goodbye," Yamazaki said, then pulled Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the lunch box and picking up food from Gintoki's lunch box from time to time. "I took this guy away, after all, it's too dangerous to keep him here. There might have been no weapon of mass destruction, because this guy might..."

Suddenly, Yamazaki stopped and listened to a somewhat familiar voice coming from behind.

"Sakata Sang, can you help me see just we, how about it?"

Kondo also wore a worker uniform and handed a just we to Gintoki.

"That's it," Gintoki took the just we and looked in his hand, and then said, "It would be better if you make it happy, Gorilla San."

"Huantan, what are you doing here!" Yamazaki burst out with blue veins and punched Kondo.

"Gorilla San!" Gintoki shouted and rushed towards Kondo who was lying down and helped him up, "Gorilla San. Be cheer up!"

"Moshimoshi, I found the fool, hi, now I'll take him back." Yamazaki said while dialing the phone.

"Jimmy, what are you doing?!" Gintoki turned his head and said unfairly to Kondo.

"Gorilla Santa has lost his memory like me! His nerves are very thin, and if you don't coax it properly, you will immediately get out of line!" Gintoki shouted.

"Amnesia?!" Yamazaki was obviously a little confused, "Director, aren't you? You are so idiotic, you are still playing with such troublesome things as amnesia! Do you want to be even more idiotic?!"

"Jimmy, you're too much," Gintoki retorted, "Even an idiot, idiots have idiots."

"Stop talking, I'm so fed up. You really can cause trouble for people!" As he said that, Yamazaki walked towards Kondo, "Anyway, Director, please go back with me."

"Stop!" Kondo turned his head and sobbed, retorting, "I have already determined to become the number one just we expert in Edo! I have made an agreement with the factory director! No matter what is good, I must get a first for him to show!"

"Hey, all three of you are calm!" Finally, after a long thought, Jiang Cheng spoke, pointed at Yamazaki with an ak, and continued, "Didn't this guy deliberately pretend to be our acquaintance and want to cheat us? Do you want to abduct an amnesia gorilla into a circus or something?"

"How is that possible!" Yamazaki retorted.

"No, this possibility is very high, Jiang Chengsang..." At some point, Kondo had already come behind Jiang Cheng and carefully hid behind Jiang Cheng, "Hey, who is you kid? What is your purpose?!"

"So didn't you say that? I really chose the group to send an undercover agent!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Don't move!" Jiang Cheng held AK and forced Yamazaki to the corner, "Hold your head with both hands and turn your back!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng tried a color at Kondo. Kondo directly walked over and groped around Yamazaki's clothes. In the end, he just found a mobile phone.

"There is only one mobile phone, and there is no evidence to prove your identity!" Jiang Cheng sneered and pointed ak at Yamazaki again, "Hey, what is your purpose?! Do you want to sell gorillas to circuses or to Madagascar?!"

"What I mean! What is your purpose?!" Kondo also pointed at Yamazaki with ak, "Is it the female orangutan who sent me to catch me back and do [Bee--]?! Did the photo bring it?!"

"Enough! I really don't want to complain anymore! And even at the end of the world, there will be no female gorilla to ask you to cooperate. You will be so heartbroken, please!" Yamazaki shouted at the wall.

After hearing this, Kondo fell down with his chest covering his chest as if he had suffered some heavy blow.

"Gorilla!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

Gintoki hurriedly walked over, helped Kondo up and took a look, and shook his head.

"The end of the world..." Kondo murmured with rolling his eyes.

"Your soul is fading! What did you do to the orangutan?!" Jiang Cheng cursed angrily.

"I did nothing! I don't know anything! Why did the orangutan's heart become thinner than a grass after amnesia?! Please tell me someone!" Yamazaki turned around and shouted.

"So haven't you said it? If you don't coax it well, you will immediately get out of line. Do you think what others say is like in front of you?!" Gintoki retorted.

"Who knew it was really true! This guy is famous for being thick-skinned! Every day, every day, he is like a stalker! He is a perverted stalker who has been beaten countless times and never changed!" Yamazaki retorted again.

"Even if you say that..." Yin Shiki just wanted to refute, but suddenly he saw that Jiang Cheng was in a bad state. Jiang Cheng covered his head with one hand and held the ak with the other, "Hey! What's wrong with you?!"

"Ah..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, "I can't explain it clearly. I always feel that this feeling is very familiar. The feeling of pointing at people with ak... Could I have done this job before?"

"Is this kind of job a job?! Is the robber?!" Yamazaki complained wildly.

"That, I actually feel a little familiar. When I searched, maybe we were partners before?" Kondo came over and analyzed.

"Ha? You're a ghost partner!" Yamazaki was about to get mad, "You are the police! The police chief! Not that kind of robber! You are catching robbers!"

"Souga, I understand..." As he said that, Kondo took out ak again and pointed at Yamazaki, "Hey, you guy admit it! You admit it! You admit it!"

"Hey! Your head is really sick! I've said the idiot's setting that it's even more idiotic after losing its memory, but you're acting too fast!" Yamazaki replied.

But at this time, Ezen, Kondo and Gintoki were sitting around the ground and whispering something.

"Hey, how to deal with this virginity?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice, and at the same time gestured his neck with his hand, "Do you want it..."

"No, I think this is not good." Gintoki shook his head decisively.

"I think it's OK, after all, it's just a virgin..." Kondo said.

"Raise your hands to vote, one: hang a sign on your neck [I am a virgin robber who has no sense of existence in your life]; two: snail it on your chrysanthemum [I am a virgin robber who has no sense of existence in your life], choose one to raise your left hand, choose two to raise your right hand!" Jiang Cheng suggested.

"I'm sure I'll tell you in advance, and I'm not allowed to peek at other people's answers!" Kondo said with a desperate mouth.

"Then turn around and don't look at anyone," Gintoki suggested.

"Yo Xi, that's it." Jiang Cheng turned around first, and the other two were the same, "One or two!"

"Hey! What are you deciding there without authorization!" Yamazaki finally couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and kicked the three of them away.

What's more coincidental is that Kondo, who flew out, just hit the just we just placed on the ground, so...

boom!!!

"Gorilla Sang!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

"So didn't you say it?" Gintoki got up and grabbed Yamazaki's collar, "That guy's nerves were very slender!"

"No, I don't think this is the case," Jiang Cheng retorted, "it may be because the weather is too hot, so it exploded."

"No, I don't think it's not. It's December now!" Gintoki retorted.

"That's right," Jiang Cheng murmured, "Maybe it's because the weather is too cold, maybe I'm not good at physics and chemistry, maybe there's something that can explode when the weather is too cold."

"I don't know much about this..." Gintoe replied, pinching his chin, "But explosion may not require principle! Just like the temper of a man-time mother, she will be so angry!"

"What he said makes sense..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng fell into deep thought again.

"Obviously not, hey!" Yamazaki shouted, "It's obviously just we exploded! It's obviously a bomb!"

"So that's it," Jiang Cheng nodded, "Sure enough, just we are incomplete body, just AK is complete body."

"It's the end! Isn't it the same dangerous?!" Yamazaki complained wildly, "Now it's confirmed that this is the terrorist's nest. Let's run away quickly! Before they come..."

Yamazaki just finished speaking when he heard the voice of the factory manager coming from behind.

"So that's it, you're the lackey of the shogunate!" The factory director led a group of employees out and looked at Jiang Cheng and others with a bad expression.

"Enough!" Gintoki shouted to the factory director, "Isn't it just that the shogunate layoffs? It's not worth doing this!"

"It's useless to say more. Since you know, it's impossible to let you leave here alive!" The factory director said with a snorting, then waved his hand.

The factory workers immediately understood and rushed towards Jiang Cheng and others.

"Run quickly!" Yamazaki shouted.

"What are you running!" Jiang Cheng spat disdainfully, and at the same time raised the ak in his hand and shot at the people rushing over. The bullets hit the feet of those people, instantly forcing all of them to stop.

"Hey, stand facing the wall, hold your head with both hands!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Hey?!Hey?!!" Yamazaki was really convinced.

"What a joke!" the factory manager shouted, and took out several just we and threw them at Jiang Cheng and the others.

Please refer to the shooting game provided by Xiaobawang when I was a child.

【The factory manager throws out a just we.】

[Jiang Cheng's shooting is successful, plus ten.]

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Chapter completed!
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