"Well, yes, I heard God... my colleague is the culprit of all this."

Voice? Didn’t you see anyone?

"Well, because I was hit by Silver...Victim No. 1 was overwhelmed on the ground."

In other words, the victim No. 1 was injured almost at the same time, right? We roughly understand your general meaning. You were just buying a little yellow book with your sister on your back... No, on the way home after going out for a walk late at night, I was involved with the perpetrator of the conflict and the victim No. 1, right?

"That's right." No. 2 victim glasses nodded, and then showed a look of unbearance again. "I...is obviously innocent, but it turned out to be like this..."

We deeply sympathize with your experience. The readers in front of the screen were the same. I didn’t expect that I just received such an unforgettable disaster when I went out for a walk.

"I tried my best to explain..." No. 2 Glasses said while sobbing, "I explained to my sister so hard that this adult magazine is really not mine!!"

Why?

Bang!!!

The third victim pressed the head of the second victim glasses down on the table with his hand. After this blow, the only intact lens left in the second victim glasses was also broken.

"Ahem, it's me next." The third victim cleared his throat and spoke, "What, let's forget those two fools just now."

Uh...Okay, then let's start over and ask you to tell me about your relationship with the perpetrator.

"I... should be considered her distant uncle," the victim No. 3 sat cross-legged on the ground, with one hand on his chest and his other hand on his chin, "It is also the person who is most likely to become her stepfather. Basically, as long as the bald man dies, I can have all the things that Jiang Hua has. Now the entire universe is recruiting killers. If you are interested, please call the hotline number 0..."

Puff!! (Kuwasa enters the body sound)

Scream—(Blood spurt)

Plop! (falling sound)

So, there seems to be some new perpetrators on the scene, and there seems to be a new conflict. Readers and friends should not be anxious for the time being. Let’s make an advertisement first, and when the situation on the scene is a little more stable, we will turn the camera back.

Twenty minutes later...

"Ahem, sorry, it was just a small accident just now."

Several kunai on the top of the victim No. 3 appeared in front of the camera again.

Those on your head...

"It doesn't matter." The victim of No. 3 raised his hand and said, "Let's go ahead, and the hotline just now hopes to post it to the end after the show is broadcast. Please."

...Okay, then let's continue the interview just now, that is, your relationship with the perpetrator is a relative?

"That's right, because this child came to Earth alone, I am her only relative on Earth."

Guardian on Earth?

"It's right to say that." The victim No. 3 nodded, "But I think one day I will become her real guardian. There is also Sister Jiang Hua's new one. But then, Sister Jiang Hua! I won't mind the identity of the vassal! Please rest assured!"

puff!!

Scream—

thump!!

Then what, let's add another advertisement.

Ten minutes later...

"It was just a small accident just now."

The No. 3 victim, who was full of kunai, appeared in front of the camera again.

"Then what, after the show is over, please post the words LOVE Sister Jiang Hua at the end of the show. Please, I will add more money."

Uh... OK, but then again, the one just now should be considered the perpetrator, right? Doesn't this matter matter? This aspect of things does not need to be exposed...

puff!

Scream—

thump!!

"Hey—! Yueyue!" The suspect No. 3 stood up and shouted, then rushed forward quickly and straightened the camera. "What have you done to the reporter? How should the interview continue? Hello, is it okay?"

Ah... I can only force myself, I feel like I saw my great-grandmother across the river bank. I... I miss my great-grandmother! When I was a child, I would hold my hand and go to the festival. Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w

"Hey, calm down!" The victim No. 3 said, while secretly stuffing several thousand yuan in banknotes into the man's hand. "Anyway, remember your great-grandmother and so on later. Now forget about the incident when you just met your great-grandmother. How about it?"

You... feel so embarrassed.

"Hahaha, it doesn't matter. You must forget everything just now." The victim No. 3 patted the man on the back and then sat in front of the camera again, "Ahem, then let's start over."

The lights and microphones are a little closer to the No. 3 victim, stop sleeping in the camera, we officially start.

Bang!

ACT!!

Welcome to our studio, so please continue to describe the persecution process to us. And as we understand, you were persecuted at your own home this morning, right?

"Actually, persecution or something..." The No. 3 suspect frowned and wanted to speak but stopped.

Have psychological burden?

"Well, there is indeed a little bit." The suspect No. 3 nodded, "Look, I may be a god after all... what she is going to do in the future, and now she is her only relative on earth. I always feel that she can make her be more willful."

But it is not good to be too spoiled by children, right? It has many disadvantages for children's growth.

"That's it, but..."

Please speak up with confidence and boldness. I believe that the readers in front of the screen must think so.

"Okay..." The victim No. 3 nodded, and then his expression changed instantly. He ran over and shouted at the camera with white eyes and saliva: "Hey! Give me some time! Kagura! I said that I will buy the pocket money I gave you this month to buy games, and I will make it up for you at the end of the year. Why are you so excited?! By the way, my game equipment was smashed by you again! You are almost enough! To be honest, I only love Sister Jiang Hua! If you insist on telling the specific place, it is Sister Jiang Hua's [Bee--] and [Bee--], your words..."

Sorry, I’m sorry, something happened on the spot. Director! Director! Cut it off! Cut it off!!

...

The three people (Gintoe, Shinbaji, Jiang Cheng) sitting around Jiang Cheng's living room watched this interview on TV, and all the staff had no expression on their faces.

"That... is this kind of thing really OK?" Shinbaji asked with a convulsion, "Jiang Chengsang, are you sure that Mrs. Jiang Hua will allow us to re-educate Kagura when she sees this kind of thing?"

"Tsk! This bad program team did not put the LOVE sister Jiang Hua that I asked for until the end of the program." Jiang Cheng turned his face and spat with a grudge.

"It's worse if you put it in?" Xinbaji complained again, "You should also consider the mood of the Xinghai Pavilion Master. You must be furious when you see this kind of thing?"

"I have always said something directly, this is my lasting way!"

"What kind of ninja way is this?" Shinbaji complained wildly, "Naruto is not interested in other people's wives!"

"You are wrong, Shinbajijun." Jiang Cheng shook his head and pointed in the direction directly in front of him, "There are many people who call themselves Hinata's husband! Right? Readers!"

"Don't shout at the other end of the screen!" Xinbaji reminded loudly.

"Dayu Rasengan!!"

boom!!!

...

"Who was that yellow-haired just now?" Ginto asked with his little fingers digging his nostrils.

Xinbaji did not answer, but looked at Jiang Cheng, who was beaten to the ceiling by a yellow-haired and big jade spirewan who had just passed by, and he was beaten to the ceiling without knowing his life or death.

After Gintoki popped off the booster on his little finger, he curled his lips and continued with some discomfort: "It's really, it's so troublesome. It's like going on the show again. Hurry up and take out the mental loss and medical expenses, isn't it done?"

Bang!!

Jiang Cheng, who came down from the ceiling, stepped on Yin Shik's head with both feet and stepped on him into the floor.

"What are you doing!" Gintoki, covered in blood, clenched his fist and shouted angrily, "Are you going to come too?"

"Really," Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them with contempt, "One is a bastard who stole other people's pudding, and the other is a Sichun stinky little guy who was secretly bought an adult magazine and was found beaten up by his sister. Then he blamed all the mistakes on others..."

Gintoki retorted angrily: "It has nothing to do with who the pudding is! What's important is the injury! Look at what she smashed me into? It's just that she stole a few puddings and a cake!"

"No, Yinsang, you really suffer." Shinbaji spoke expressionlessly, then slapped the table hard and looked at Jiang Cheng seriously, "Jiang Chengsang! My injury is inseparable from Kagura! If she hadn't reported to her sister..."

Jiang Cheng raised his hand and knocked Shinbaji's head, and said with a blank expression: "No, you are basically taking it upon yourself."

Ding Ding--

"Sister Jiang Hua is here!" Jiang Cheng quickly took out his cell phone and showed an expectation, "Have you finally made up your mind to divorce that bald man?!"

"Sister is very good. Re-education... or something, I hope Kagura can learn something related to art, Kagura will ask you."

"This..." Shinbaji murmured, pushing the glasses with only the frame left on his nose, "Did you say... do you agree?"

Jiang Cheng smashed the table hard, then held his forehead and showed a heartbroken look: "How can you practice it! He didn't even mention the divorce from that bald man!"

New Baji:...

...

After an afternoon of discussion, Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Shinbaji designed a plan for Kagura called "Kara Re-education".

Some work and rest schedules are specified, and other things to do.

Of course, the three of them are just the makers, and the woman has to make the decision. Yes, it is a woman who holds Jiang Cheng's financial power.

Yue Yong gently exhaled a puff of cigarette and put down the a4 paper in his hand.

"Are you three serious?"
Chapter completed!