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Chapter 667: Men and Women

Just when Yinzi, Jiangzi, Shinbaji and Jiubingwei were in a stalemate, a strange woman's voice suddenly came from the side.

"That... I'm sorry." The woman sitting on the booth next to him spoke to Jiang Zi and the others, "If you don't mind, I'll teach you."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Zi and Yinzi turned their heads and looked over. After seeing the mature beauty holding coffee, crossing her legs, with a strong figure and a long, soft blonde hair, she instantly made an almost unparalleled choice in her heart.

"It was originally a man, but now it's a woman." The woman put down her coffee, teased her hair and continued, "If the situation is the same, is it okay?"

"Hey... that, were you also a male before? It's really...unbelievable." Shinbaji spoke tentatively, his slightly red face was the normal reaction of glasses of this age.

"Go to me the glasses that are in the way." Jiang Zi shook off his ponytails and pulled Shinbaji aside, and then started to the woman without any hesitation, "Say, let's start."

"This person is amazing." Shinbaji murmured, covering his red and swollen face.

"No need to go." Yinzi spoke seriously.

"This person is equally similar." Xinbaji complained again.

"It's okay, the more we need to help each other at this time." The woman smiled indifferently, then stood up and walked slowly towards the store door. "I didn't know it at first, but it was easy to get used to it."

As he walked behind the woman, Yinzi thought to himself: [Although she was originally a man, this sister is really beautiful, charming and understanding. Is it really good to ask her to teach me how to go to the bathroom? No, yes! Because it's force majeure! And this is such a crew!]

[It is indeed a bad luck recently, but... it is not a good thing at all.] Jiang Zi thought to himself, [Yo Xi, let me see it! Everything about the intimate sister Oupai!!]

"Big sister~" Jiang Zi shouted pitifully with his face upright, "Can you hug me a little? COCO can't keep up~"

"You want to sneak away so quickly?" Yinzi gritted his teeth.

"Hey~ Yinzi, what are you talking about?" Jiang Zi spread his hands and retorted, "The Lun family is so small that it is easy to get tired~"

"It's okay," the woman stopped, turned around and smiled, "When we say that we have to help each other when we are like this, we have to help each other. Come on, kid."

Looking at the woman who bent down and opened her arms, Jiang Zi smirked secretly and rushed towards the woman.

[What a good sect~] Jiang Zi thought to himself.

However...the silver did not give Jiang Zi this opportunity.

"Don't worry," Yinzi lifted Jiangzi's back collar with one hand and lifted Jiangzi up extremely easily. "Leave this little thing to me. Didn't you just say it? The more you get to help each other."

[You guy!!] Jiang Zi glared at Yinzi hatefully, [I like the pie of the close sister! I have no interest in such a dirty pie! Let me go! You dirty sow!]

[Whose sect is a dirty sect?! Who is a dirty sow?! Do you want to die?! You sow?!] Silver veins burst out with blue veins and replied with eyes.

Just as Jiang Zi and Yin Zi walked and quarreled with each other through internal voices, the woman finally stopped.

He walked out of the store with Yinzi and Jiangzi, and came to a woman at the entrance of the alley. He pointed to the unknown mosaic surrounding several flies deep in the alley.

"It's just there and I'm just here."

In an instant, Yinzi, who was just quarreling with his eyes, became expressionless at the same time.

After a moment of silence, Yinzi spoke: "That... I'm sorry, I'm not talking about the big one but the small one."

"You said it was a little bit small," the woman replied naturally, "I thought you would get a big lump after a long time."

"No, it's not that size." Yinzi shook his head, then pointed his hand into the alley, "Before he said it was big or small, was that wild shit?"

"It's not so much that it's wild shit, it's better to say it's outside..."

Jiang Zi squinted Doudou's eyes and interrupted the woman: "There is no doubt that it is wild shit, no matter how you look at it, it is wild shit."

After the woman was silent for a moment, she picked up her hands and closed her eyes and explained slowly: "Men's toilet, women's toilet, when I was confused and didn't know which toilet to go to, I finally chose to be free..."

Yinzi argued: "This is wild shit, right? No matter how you argue, it's just wild shit!"

The woman was silent for a moment, and then slowly explained again: "Sorry, because I was chasing someone, I didn't have time to find a toilet. Oh ~ By the way!"

The woman turned around and pointed at herself and continued, "Don't look at me like this now, I'm a search officer!"

Immediately afterwards, the woman put the coat of Zhenxuan Group on her body, picked up her hands and continued, "With that being said, I am not chasing the prisoner, but Miss A Miao!"

Looking at the slogan "Kundo♀" that suddenly appeared, Eko and Ginko once again became expressionless on the ground and spoke at the same time.

"Well, that's right, that's right." × 2

At this moment, A Miao, who was flying over, kicked Kondo... The ape kicked him out, and A Miao's sound came out at the same time...

"What are you doing?! Bastard—!!"

Of course, this attack did not relieve A Miao's anger. She rode on the falling ape the next moment.

"Why can gorillas become such a Takarazuka beauty?!" Ah Miao burst out with blue veins, gritted her teeth with white eyes, and then reached out and grabbed a piece of fat hard, "And why do you still have two pieces of such annoying fat?!"

The ape... with tears in the corners of his eyes, and exhaled in pain: "It hurts and it hurts... It's going to explode, double [beep--] is going to be pinched... Um..."

"Huh... is it true?" Shinbaji, who was standing beside him, twitching in the corners of his eyes and complaining, "Is that really Kondo San?"

Xingzi sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, Miss A Miao, I didn't want you to see this look like me. But when you see you have trouble, you can't stand by. Because... because I... are much sexy than Miss A Miao."

Because of this last sentence, Ah Miao did not hold back. A heavy knife went down, and the ape... no longer made any sound.

But at this moment, the sound of the speaker placed on the telephone pole on everyone's heads sounded.

"Discover the pagans! Discover the pagans!"

After hearing the sound, Yinzi exclaimed that something was wrong, and hugged his head and grabbed it: "Hey!! Sure enough, I was monitored! Which problem is it? Is it wild shit? Or A Miao? There are too many clues, so I can't tell which one it is at all!"

"Anyway, run quickly!" Xinbaji spoke quickly.

"It's too late." Jiang Zi shrugged his shoulders, then looked at the countless scholars holding Zen sticks that were pushing towards everyone from both sides of the road.

"Catch the pagans! Capture the pagans!"

The neat outfit, neat footsteps, and neat low moans made Shinbaji feel a little panicked.

"Oh no, surrounded." Shinbaji said in panic.

"Really, all your hands and feet are bound, and it is impossible to fight one." Jiang Zi moved his neck and spoke impatiently, "It's the worst situation."

"Hey!!" Yinzi shouted to the ape that was still lying on the ground, "Police, do you think of a way to do something!"

"No... don't worry," said the ape with undried blood on her face. "The country...the country has not abandoned this street. I came here not only to chase Miss A Miao. I sneaked into this street alone to guide the new special forces that shoulder the heavy responsibility of saving this street."

As soon as Xingzi finished speaking, Jiangzi and his friends suddenly heard the dense sound of footsteps coming from the rooftops next to the street.

After Jiang Zi and others looked over, the women in the uniforms of the selection group had already jumped off the roof and landed in front of Jiang Zi and others.

"We're here, young people." Okita, who has a chestnut-colored hair and a ponytail, spoke, "The Wanxuan team is out~"

(The meaning of "10,000" was explained before, and it will no longer be explained.)

Looking at the Wanxuan group members in front of him, Shinbaji complained wildly: "It's just a group of idiots who have been turned into girls!! You group of policemen are so desperate that they were also caught. What's going on?!"

At this time, Ah Miao, who had already grasped her mortal enemy (a piece of fat in the general son), had a worse expression on her face in a sense.

"What's going on with you one by one?" A Miao, whose veins bulged on her face, expressed her unhappiness in a random way, "Are you mocking me? Are you mocking me?!"

"Sister, the enemy is there!" The general son, who was in a state of pain, quickly stopped him.

"The enemy should be yours."

Looking at A Miao who was relentless and even worse, the general secretary quickly asked for help: Tu Fangsang, no, an unexpected enemy has come! Tu Fangsang! It must be killed!"
Chapter completed!
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