Chapter six hundred and fiftieth IX: life is colorful
On Kabukicho Street.
"Hey, you're really a little strange today." Jiang Cheng said to Yue Yong while walking, "The reaction he had just passed by the cigarette shop was also very strange."
When he heard the sound, Yue Yong was shocked, but he pretended to be the cold attitude he usually said: "No, it's nothing strange. I just don't want to waste time in that kind of place. Didn't you say there are important things to do?"
"Hey?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion, pointing at himself and wonderingly, "Has I ever said something important? It's so strange, why don't I remember saying that kind of thing?"
Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was pinching his chin and frowning, lowering his head, began to wonder if he had said that kind of words, Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly, cleared his throat and spoke again: "Don't doubt it, after all, you are a fool who can't even remember what you ate for breakfast, so it's normal not to remember that you said that kind of words."
"So that's it!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and tapped his palm with his fist, but then he suddenly reacted and said unhappily: "Who is the idiot! You stinky woman!"
Yue Yong, who had stabbed Kuwu hard on Jiang Cheng's head when he heard this, breathed a sigh of relief in his heart: [It seems that he had fooled it.]
But at this moment, Jiang Cheng continued with some emotion: "But then again, someone really won 300 million. What an enviable guy~"
"I said that I should stop thinking about those unrealistic things anymore," Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and reminded lightly, "The probability of winning the lottery is like twins born by chance, and they all grew into shemale by chance! Simply put, it is the probability of accidental astronomical!"
"Well..." Jiang Cheng raised his face and thought for a while, lowered his head and smiled, "Yueyue, you really have the potential to be a good mother."
"Hey?" Yue Yong was stunned for a moment, then blushed and shouted incoherently, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about now?! Are you deliberately trying to make fun of me?! Bastard!"
"No, no, no," Jiang Cheng waved his hand quickly, smiled softly and replied, "I just felt like you were so good at educating your children's mother?"
“Yes…is it?”
"It's just awesome!" Jiang Cheng picked up his hand and nodded seriously, and then his steps were a little faster. "It's coming soon, hurry up, Yueyue!"
After following Jiang Cheng's footsteps, Yue Yong asked, "But then, where are you going?"
"Where is it?" Jiang Cheng looked puzzled, "Didn't I say it just now? Of course it's Akihabara."
"That's how it is."
"But there's another place to go before that."
"Where?" Yue Yong asked hurriedly, his expression a little anxious.
"What's really wrong with you today..." After silently complaining, Jiang Cheng stopped, then raised his head and looked at the signboard of the building in front of him - "Sijing Bank", and naturally continued: "Where else can it be? Of course it's a bank."
Looking at the bank in front of him, Yue Yong was half open and silent...
Looking at Yue Yong with a frozen expression, Jiang Cheng said in confusion: "Hey, what's wrong with you? Is it okay? Hello - cheer up, what's wrong here?"
Fourteen, who stepped into the bank gate without looking, replied impatiently: "Ahhh, I know I understand. I will treat you to chocolate Parfei. You can eat as much as you want. Please go back."
At this moment, Shisi and Gintoki heard the sound of the bullet loading and... the voice of a somewhat crazier man.
"Rise your hands up."
Hearing the sound, Sisi and Gintoki stopped at the same time and looked at the sound.
"I'll ask you to raise your hands!" Moshigan, who was sitting on the counter, covered her face, and was like the leader carrying a rifle, reminded him again.
However...for some reason, Shisi completely ignored the crowd of Moxi who were rushing towards him with pistols and walked towards the bank counter.
While walking, Shisi said to himself: "Yes, I'm tired of hallucinations and other things. Get out of here and don't block the way. You bastards Moshi."
At this moment, Gintoki, who had already raised his hands behind him, kindly reminded: "Tiba Jun, Tuba Jun, they are the real Moshigan."
At the same time, feeling the unparalleled metal texture of the pistol on his forehead, Fourteen... His whole face turned completely dark.
But that's not the end, because the next second, Sisi heard another voice of a disgusting guy whom he absolutely didn't want to meet at this time...
"Gintoki~ Liu Haijun~" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged among the hostages, waved his hand and smiled at the two of them, "Look at this place. There is also that big brother over there, sorry, these two people are my acquaintances, and it doesn't matter if you shoot directly."
"It doesn't matter if you are so tall!" Yin Shiu gritted his teeth and cursed hatefully.
[Why is this guy here!] Shishi thought bitterly in his heart, [A natural roll is enough! Why do you need to add this unpleasant ponytail man!]
"Keep quiet for me!" Mo Xigan, who was holding a rifle in his hand, reminded Jiang Cheng seriously.
"Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just a little excited when I suddenly saw my acquaintance." Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the legs of two bank staff, waved his hand and smiled to apologize, "You guys continue."
After a long silence, the Moxigan pointed at Jiang Cheng and asked another of his Moxigan accomplices: "Why do I think this guy wins in this situation?"
...
In the bank where the door was closed, some people squatted on the ground with their heads in their arms, some were praying silently in their hearts, some were digging their little fingers with their nostrils, and some were staring at the dead fish eyes with their faces indifferent, some were lowered their heads and expressionless, all they thought about were the lottery on their bodies.
Some people were tightly pressed between the two bank staff and were being rubbed by the two girls while enjoying the massage of the two girls. Some people were fighting the urge to kill this man who was enjoying the massage of the young girl heartlessly.
"Hey, can you just divide me?" Yin Shikki popped off the booster on his little finger and asked to Jiang Cheng, who looked extremely comfortable on the side, "The D+ on the left and the E on the right are all OK."
"No~ I want Jiang Cheng sama~" The two staff sisters refused at the same time, and picked up Jiang Cheng's arms and acted coquettishly.
At this time, two blue veins suddenly popped up on Di Yueyong's forehead while sitting behind Jiang Cheng.
"Don't be too proud! A stinky woman!" Gintoki white eyes and burst into blue veins and shouted in a low voice, "Say to me, "No~ I want Gintoki sama~" and so on! Try it! You two should try it!"
"I'm so sorry, Gintoki," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, then looked down at the two bank staff ladies who wanted to look and have a good figure. "Haruko and Reiko don't like you."
"I hate it~ Jiang Cheng sama~" the young lady on the right cursed, "Everyone said that they were called Qianye, just call him Xiao Qian~"
Another blue vein was filled with Yue Yong's forehead.
The young lady on the left acted coquettishly and said, "Jiang Cheng Sama is really, everyone said that they are called Yui, just call Yui sauce~"
The blue veins on Yue Yong's face bulged.
"Sorry, I'm a little bit bad at remembering names." As he said that, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and whispered in his ears, "The only thing I'm good at remembering is the body~"
In an instant, the two women blushed and exclaimed: "Ah~! Jiang Chengsama is so H!"
Of course, if you say that, the two young ladies still have no intention of letting go.
"So, after get off work today, should I be with me..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt something seemed to be on his waist.
Looking down at Kuwu who was tied to his waist, after a long silence, Jiang Chengcai pointed at Yue Yong behind him and looked at Yin Shikyu and spoke expressionlessly: "Although these two people do not agree, there is another one here, why don't you choose this, Yin Shikyu."
"No, I am not a person who pursues some excitement. This feeling of being on the line of life and death every day is a bit too exciting for me."
"Shut up all of you!" At this time, the leader of Moxi finally spoke, "One person makes a suspicious move and will beat you all into a hornet's nest!"
Chapter completed!