Chapter 655: Don't always think that someone will hold an umbrella for you who forgot to bring an umbrella when it rains!(1/2)
At this time, sitting at the end of the long table, the new Baji lens holding a paper and pen flashed and glanced at Yamazaki: "Mr. Yamazaki, I heard that you are a complaint from the True Selection Group. Can you speak loudly? 30 points."
Looking at Shinbaji who lowered his head and wrote something on the paper, Yamazaki, whose face had not been wiped clean, quickly said, "No, I said, what are you getting? Shinbajijun?"
"Is this over?" Shinbaji pushed the glasses on his nose, and the light flashed on the lens again and glanced at Yamasaki again, and said lightly: "If it were me, I would add a sentence, "I don't want to be taught by you who don't complain."
Kagura covered his mouth, raised his eyebrows and showed a teasing look on his face and took over: "Oh, the rigid guy who works in the government is only at this level~"
Hearing the sound, a blue vein suddenly broke out on Yamazaki's cheek, and half of his face couldn't stop twitching, and he said unhappy: [What's going on? These guys are full of maliciousness! They just want to make trouble! No! I want to cheer up! Damn it! The blood makes my eyes blur...]
Looking at Yamazaki, who was carefully wiping the corners of his eyes with his fingers, Xiaoyu was very considerate and handed a pack of tissues to the other party.
Looking at the tissue that was handed in front of him, Yamazaki was stunned for a moment, especially after seeing the owner of the hand that handed the tissue, he was so surprised that he was indescribable.
"If you don't dislike it, please use this." Xiaoyu said.
[Little...Miss Xiaoyu!] Yamazaki was moved.
"Is it okay? Do you need to call an ambulance?" Xiaoyu asked with concern.
While taking the tissue handed over by Xiaoyu, Yamazaki hurriedly replied: "No, it's okay! I'm so embarrassed!"
Yamazaki, who took out a tissue and started to wipe the blood on his face, was still full of emotion: [It turns out that he is a gentle person, there is always the gentleness that girls in this work do not have. I really treat you like this...]
Before Yamazaki could finish his heart, he suddenly heard the voice of Sisi beside him.
"Generally speaking, handkerchiefs should be handed over here instead of tissues, right? It can also be used to stop bleeding. Allah, it's really strange. I heard that you are a careful robot nanny, 45 points."
Looking at the fourteen who was also starting to score on paper by the picky mother-in-law model, Yamazaki complained wildly: [Why did you even start to score?!]
Fourteen timidly lowered his shoulders, closed his eyes and pretended to be helpless, saying, "After all, we are engaged in a continuous work of new injuries, and we must treat the wound quickly. I thought you would ask the clerk to bring the first aid kit."
After saying that, Sisi opened one of his eyes and gently raised his eyes to Xiaoyu.
[What's the point of pestering here!] Yamazaki complained again in his heart, [Please stop doing such a quarrel between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law! Deputy Director!]
At this time, Gintoki pointed at Shishi and looked at Yamazaki and said, "Sorry, the clerk, the V-shaped bangs seem to be injured."
Yamazaki, whose veins were rising on his face again, gritted his teeth and reminded him heavily: "So haven't you said it? I'm not a clerk! And it's me who was injured!"
Once again, Shinbaji, who started to lower his head and write something on the paper, said lightly and reminded: "It would be better to leave the complaint just now to Tufangsang."
[It's too difficult to answer!] Yamazaki gritted his teeth in his heart.
Zong Wu, who repeatedly wrote the Chinese character "kill" on the paper, said without raising his head: "Tu Fangsang should have just received double complaints, so he has dragged his legs."
Sisi slapped the table, looked at Zhongwu angrily and shouted, "Who are you giving me the score again?"
"Hey, what have you been doing since the beginning?" Gintoki's face showed a little impatient, "Do you have any objections to our daughter?"
"Ha?" Shi Si became unhappy in an instant, and veins burst out and retorted: "You are right, do you have any opinions?"
Looking at Gintoki and Thousands of the Spirits who were unknowingly starting to slap on certain spiritual levels, Yamazaki felt helpless in his heart: [It's really tense, there is no blind date atmosphere at all.]
Seeing the atmosphere in the room that began to become a little heavy, Kondo stood up and waved his hands to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, everyone calm down."
Just as Kondo finished speaking, the sliding door of the room was suddenly opened, and the waiter's voice came in.
"I've been waiting for a long time."
Seeing this, Kondo hurriedly continued, "Everyone, the cooking is here!"
...
Yamazaki ignored the full dishes on the table and the high-end gasoline in front of Xiaoyu, but focused on the next development of the blind date meeting.
[The opportunity is here! Change the topic!]
Thinking of this, Yamazaki spoke nervously to Xiaoyu opposite him: "Tell me, let's talk about it, I met Miss Xiaoyu when I went shopping before. Do you also cook?"
"Because I am a robot nanny, I can do ordinary housework." Xiaoyu replied.
"That's right!" Kondo praised, then turned his face to look at Yamazaki, "What a capable little girl."
"Yes!" Yamazaki responded quickly, and was delighted: [That's great! This will change the atmosphere!]
However, before Yamazaki's "Ki" was finished, the picky mother-in-law Shishi went online again. He slowly said: "Isn't it natural for a robot nanny to do these things? And if that's the case, he can only make potato stew, right?"
[Really! Why did you start to pick on the trick again!] Yamazaki complained in his heart.
"What do you guys in the Real Selection Group usually eat?" Xiaoyu asked.
"We usually eat in the canteen of the treasury," Yamazaki replied quickly, and then smiled embarrassedly, "but there is nothing good to eat, I always eat ramen or something."
"Hey, it's here~" Gintoki leaned into Xiaoyu's ears, raised his eyebrows and glanced at Yamazaki and said deliberately: "What will you say next? I really want to eat the cooking made by Miss Xiaoyu~"
"Oh~" Kagura leaned into Xiaoyu's ear and said deliberately in the same posture as Gintoki, "It's really old-fashioned~"
Looking at the performance of the two, several black lines appeared in the corner of Yamazaki's eyes, and he complained again in his heart: [So it's too difficult to answer the conversation!]
Shinbaji, who was still writing something on his own on the paper, said lightly: "It's so difficult to accept this sentence, have you just used it? It seems that the vocabulary is really lacking."
[Why can you even read it in your heart! And it's too harsh!]
"Too harsh...well, this is the first time this has happened, so I can add one point."
Kondo leaned into Yamazaki, who was so angry that he trembled, and said softly: "At this point, don't say "I want to eat the dishes you made by yourself."
"There's nothing," Zong Wu began to give advice and said, "Then just skip a step and say, "I really want to eat Miss Xiaoyu."
[Skip too much!!] Yamazaki looked at Sogo and Kondo with a black head, and at the same time complained wildly: [How casual is your suggestion to kick? I was blocked and I finally saw hope...]
Just when Yamazaki was upset and didn't know what to do, Xiaoyu suddenly heard words breaking the awkward situation in front of her.
"If that happens, it will be unbalanced. If you don't mind, please come to our store next time and I'll cook for you."
Looking at Xiaoyu sitting opposite, Yamazaki was very moved: [Miss Xiaoyu—!! She took the initiative to take care of my situation!]
"Really, is it really OK?" Yamazaki asked in surprise.
Xiaoyu nodded gently: "Well, I will fully consider nutritional balance. Eating it will definitely make you full of energy."
Yamazaki, who was moved by tears from the corners of his eyes, clenched his fist and raised his face and thought to himself: [Miss Xiaoyu! In this whirlpool full of malicious intentions, only you are the light that illuminates me!]
"It's done! Yamazaki!" Kondo praised Yamazaki.
"Did it!" Yamazaki, who couldn't stop crying, moved himself, "I feel that my whole heart is full of stuff and I can't even fill my meal."
"Then we'll eat it." Gintoki, who picked up a whole plate of fresh snapper sashimi, said casually while pulling it into his plate.
"No, this is just a metaphor!"
"Xiaoyu, how about it? Why don't you just show them a trick now." Gintoki continued.
"Oh!" Kondo said in surprise.
"Hey? Can you do it now?" Yamazaki looked at Xiaoyu with anticipation.
"Well, dinner is ready in advance." Xiaoyu nodded slightly.
"Then, please!" Yamazaki replied quickly, and then his face was filled with indescribable happiness, commonly known as cherry's delusion.
[Ah~ Happiness~ It's like a dream~ I didn't expect that I could taste the dishes made by Miss Xiaoyu so soon~ What exactly should I eat...]
Before she could finish her fantasy, Yamazaki was suddenly interrupted by the vomiting sound from Xiaoyu.
Looking at Xiaoyu, who was holding an electric pancake pan with her mouth open and making a "drink-" sound, Yamazaki suddenly became expressionless.
Looking at the Kondo and the others who were also expressionless in front of him, Gintoki explained lightly: "Please rest assured that our Xiaoyu takes the ingredients into her body and makes dishes inside her body. It won't become what everyone thinks, it doesn't matter."
Σ_(???”∠) vomit...
After vomiting, Xiaoyu raised her head and wiped the gasoline from the corner of her mouth, and said, "It's done...it's done. Please use it, this is the text burn."
Looking at the inexplicable objects in the electric pancakes pushed in front of him, Yamazaki was just silent.
"Oh, it's the word roast, it looks delicious." Gintoki said casually while eating the snapper sashimi on his plate.
Kagura, holding the plate and eating a lot, put down the empty plate in his hand, and smiled and took the conversation: "Is it better today than usual? Because the other party is Mr. Yamazaki, are you more attentive?"
Looking at Kagura who picked up a dish that had never been moved again, Gintoki raised his eyebrows and replied, "Hey, stop teasing her anymore, kid's fucking."
Xiaoyu raised her hand and made the action of using it and said, "Please be welcome."
Yamazaki, holding a small shovel, lowered his head and murmured: "Ah, okay... I said, Miss Xiaoyu, is this... the text burning?"
[Is the text burning? Huh? Is the text burning? Ahh! Is the text burning? Huh? Is the text burning like this kind of mosaic?]
Looking at Yamazaki, who was holding a small shovel with her head down, her face was sweating and her expression was ugly, and she was still not moving, Xiaoyu wondered, "What's wrong? Is it because of her stomach uncomfortable?"
"No, no!" Yamazaki waved his hand quickly and explained: "I just want to keep it in my mind!"
Yamazaki began to comfort herself in her heart: [Hey—! If this continues, Miss Xiaoyu will be sad! Calm down! Isn’t the text burning look a bit like that? It doesn’t matter, Miss Xiaoyu can’t do that kind of thing, but the shovel is out of control! Who...who will save me!]
"Hey, wait."
Looking at the fourteen who made a sound at this critical moment, Yamazaki showed a look of emotion, [Deputy Director...]
"Look at what you made? It's really unreasonable," said Shishi took out a bottle of mayonnaise from his sleeve, and then poured a whole bottle of mayonnaise under Yamazaki's nose onto the "Wenzi roast", "No mayonnaise was added."
[It's not this question!!] Yamazaki complained again in his heart, and then suddenly thought of something and quickly said: "I feel like eating alone is a bit wasteful, let's go..."
However, before he finished speaking, Yamazaki suddenly found that the plates of Kondo and Sogo beside him were filled with the "text-burning" they made just now.
"It's okay, we've done it ourselves." Zhong Guo, who had not wiped his saliva clean, spoke at the same time and Kondo.
To be continued...