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Chapter 649: When expressing affirmation, we will use absolute and certain words

"Hey," a handful of kunwu reached behind Gintoki quietly, and at the same time, Yue Yong's cold voice sounded, "Who are you? Why do you know about that man? Why do you know that man so much? And why are you with Xiaoyu and Kagura's dog? Let me know all... tell me."

Looking at Yue Yong who suddenly appeared behind Yin Shi, Xiaoyu hurriedly shouted: "Mr. Yue Yong!"

Gintoki spoke without looking back, his tone a little helpless: "It's true, I didn't expect to meet the famous Death God Taifu at this moment. I'm really lucky."

"Answer me!" Yue Yong tightened the kunai in her hand and moved a few centimeters towards Yin Shikyu's back, which was already attached to Yin Shikyu's back.

"My Lord Yue Yong, it's actually..." Xiaoyu was interrupted by Gintoki before she finished speaking.

Gintoki turned around and raised his index finger and said seriously: "Actually, my relationship with that idiot is like the relationship between Ichiya Kazushima and Ken Watanabe."

"Who believes it!" Yue Yong shouted, "Why is it a funny artist?!"

"Sir Gintoki, UNJASH has not been disbanded yet." Xiaoyu reminded.

(Note: UNJASH: A funny artist group composed of Ichiya Kazushima and Ken Watanabe. In addition, the group name UNJASH is J (JOY), A (ANGRY), S (SAD), and H (HAPPY) that Watanabe thinks are joy, anger, sorrow, because Ichiya Kazushima said that the artists who add "あ(a)" and "ん(n)" will be more popular, so I added un.)

"It's okay, this combination will be one day sooner or later..."

Before Yin Shiki could finish speaking, Yue Yong and Xiao Yu were stopped by Khao Wu and mop at the same time.

Ignoring whether Yin Shinoki, who was twitching on his head while lying on the ground, was still twitching, Xiaoyu explained to Yue Yong on the side: "My Lord Yue Yong, the truth of the matter is actually..."

...

After listening to Xiaoyu's explanation, Yue Yong showed suspicion and stepped on Yin Shino's slightly dirty head who was lying on the ground.

"Really? Is this man the real Kim Stone?"

"What does "the real Jinshi" mean?!" Yinshi became unhappy in an instant, and got up and argued angrily, "From the beginning to the end, there is only Yinshi! That Jinshi is fake!"

"It doesn't matter," Yue Yong replied casually, then glanced at Xiaoyu again, "So...what is Jiang Cheng? Who is the one in Yoshihara now?"

"Have you forgotten Lord Yue Yong?" Xiaoyu asked in confusion, "I have clearly met before, but I have almost the same existence as Lord Jiang Cheng..."

At this moment, Yue Yong suddenly thought of something, and his pupils shrank slightly, "Is it... the white blood cell king at that time?!"

"Oh, that's right." Xiaoyu nodded and affirmed Yue Yong's guess. "The White Blood Cell King was able to come to reality after Lord Jiang Cheng solicited his opinions and handed over to Lord Yuanwai. Only after the joint efforts of the three parties can the White Blood Cell King come to reality."

Gintoki looked puzzled: "Hey? What are you talking about? What is the White Blood Cell King? Is that idiot's substitute's name?"

"That's how it's almost exactly the same as that idiot." Yue Yong murmured, "and there is a sense of familiarity..."

Gintoki continued, "Hey, listen to people's words. Is it really okay to find that kind of substitute? It sounds like a single-celled creature."

"Ah, it doesn't matter, because that person..." Yue Yong replied lightly, "He is also a single-cell idiot."

"Ah! That's true!" Gintoki was surprised, then clapped his hands, "If this happens, it will definitely not be exposed. It's so gratifying, congratulating..."

Before he finished speaking, Gintoki's expression changed instantly, and he roared with white eyes and bursting with blue veins, "...She is so big! There is no problem over there, I have a big problem here! Since I know, please help me!"

"No, didn't Lord Gintoki just say that the matter on Kim Toki is irrelevant?" Xiaoyu asked a question, "and said that she would occasionally try to carry everything alone."

"I have changed my mind now." Gintoki denies his speech without any moral integrity, and then leans into Xiaoyu's ear and continues quietly, "Hey, look at the atmosphere, you must know that this woman has a group of terrible women. If they can help them, they will definitely be able to easily solve the golden straight hair.

If you have a simple mode but have to choose a difficult mode, that is something that only idiots will do? In short, you will act at a moment, and you will cry when you cry. After seeing your appearance, I believe she will feel unbearable.

Anyway, I have to make that idiot bleed once, with manpower, money... in short, let her hand over all! By the way, you can also take the opportunity to get more child support, and I will cooperate with you well!"

"Hey, I heard it all." Yue Yong reminded with contempt.

"Ah hahaha," Yin Shikyu rubbed his hands and leaned over Yue Yong, raised his eyebrows and showed a treacherous smile on his face. "Anyway, the situation has been understood clearly, right? That... look at this... cough, right? How about giving some effort appropriately? Both money and people are OK. I don't pick it."

"Don't misunderstand it, I haven't completely believed you yet." Yue Yong picked up his hand and snorted casually, "I don't completely believe it even if Xiaoyu said it."

"Hey! Don't go too far! Stinky woman!"

"But..." As he said that, Yue Yong glanced at the umbrella of Jiang Cheng who was blocking his waist. After a moment of silence, he turned around happily, "Don't think about money, but if it's free to work, it's not that you can't lend it to you. Come with me."

Upon hearing the sound, Gintoki expressed his joy, "It's really Lucky! In this way, there will be no problem! Xiaoyu, Dingchun, let's go!"

...

Yoshihara, in a secret room.

Looking at Gintoki who was silent, Yue Yong said, "These are all wealthy people in Yoshihara now. The salary doesn't matter. Just manage three meals a day."

"The guy is very strong~"

"He is also handsome! Hehe..."

"Although my head is a little strange, I'm also a good guy."

"But at this age, I'm really excited to be able to be redeemed by young people from Yoshihara."

...

Looking at the old ladies around me who were talking and talking, and they couldn't stand firmly without using crutches, and they didn't have a few left in their teeth. Gintoki's head was covered in black lines, and he twitched his eyes and looked at Yue Yong and said, "Is this the wealthy man you are talking about? Hello, did you do it on purpose? There should be a limit to cheating people, right!"

"No, I have clearly explained that wealthy people can lend you." Yue Yong took a sip of the cigarette tube and slowly exhaled a cigarette and replied naturally, "These old women who can't pick up customers and can only survive on their pensions are all wealthy people in Yoshihara now."

"What do you mean by wealthy people? You are obviously a burden to Yoshihara! You guys obviously want to throw all the burdens to others!"

"Don't underestimate them. Each of them is Yoshihara's precious wealth! Especially their polished technology, it can be said to be Yoshihara... No, it should be said to be the pinnacle of Edo!"

"Age is the pinnacle! Do you want me to bring these babies into a babies army to fight against the entire Kabukicho street?! No! I will be killed instantly! I will be laughed out loud!"

"Are you underestimating their skills?!"

"Give me some time to stop it!! Stinky woman!!" Gintoki roared with his eyes and burst into blue veins, complaining angrily, "Is it because after staying with that popular idiot for a long time, he has become a popular idiot?!"

As he said that, Gintoki suddenly noticed that an old lady beside her had already fallen to the ground because she was too excited.

"By the way, one of them has started to breathe! Before he could do anything, he has to go to heaven alone! Is this the skill in your mouth very good?!" As he said that, Gintoki bent down and began to check the old lady's condition, "Hey, cheer up! Basang! Don't die!"

The old lady's breathing gradually calmed down, then she stretched out her hands and slowly grabbed Yinshi, while her eyes shining with thief light were still staring at Yinshi.

"I'm really an... anxious guy~ Don't be anxious, I will use my decades of skills to make you feel comfortable~"

"You are the one who is anxious, right?" Yin Shikyu roared with white eyes.

"This one is Dingming Military Advisor." Xiaoyu was introducing Dingchun beside her to a group of elderly gossip girls. "It will formulate the military's combat plan. From now on, you will be the subordinates of General Yinhai Yinshi."

"Ao!" Dingchun shouted.

"Hey!!" Gintoki Bai's eyes were all complaining wildly, "Why did you decide so much? What is General Gintoki?! Is it really okay to let the dog be a military advisor?!"

"Translation of what the military advisor Dingming just now," said Xiaoyu, taking out a map of Kabukicho on his own, lay on the ground and explained, "The first team is ambushed at this intersection, the second team is here, the third team is here, the fourth team is dragging Lord Kagura and Shinbaji, and the only remaining fifth team is Lord Gintoki..."

"Wait, who is the general? Why is I the only one in the fifth team? Are you bullying?"

Ignoring Gintoki's dissatisfaction, Xiaoyu continued: "When the Baba Legion dragged everyone, (Gintoki: Hey? Isn't the Silver-haired Silver-Test Army?) Jin Toshima handed it over to Lord Gintoki. This is the only opportunity for Lord Gintoki and Kim Toshima to have one-on-one. If one person fights against a street, Lord Gintoki will not have a slight chance. However, now with the Baba Legion, you can restrain everyone. Do you understand? Lord Gintoki?"

"Xiaoyu...you..." Yin Shikyu opened his eyes wide, and a little disbelief appeared on his face.

Xiaoyu slowly stood up and explained: "No matter who it is, it is impossible to turn a blind eye to the elderly in front of her who need help. This is the origin of all our plans. Then... Lord Gintoki should not lose to such a broken copper and iron."

"Really," Gintoki sneered, and then slowly stood up, "How useless is I in your eyes? Are you becoming more and more like that idiot? Xiaoyu? Well, forget it. Whether it is the Dad Legion or the Dog Legion, it doesn't matter what kind of name it is. I will accept this [good intention] to take back all the things that should belong to me!"

"Then... this is their redemption document." Yue Yong handed a thick stack of documents to Gintoki, "After signing, the person can take it away. If the redemption fee is paid...it will be free this time."

Gintoki:...

...

The next day.

Today's Kabukicho seems to have become a little different. The whole street is full of old ladies who are lost and need help, who are confused and unable to remember where their home is. Therefore, Wanshiwu received many of the same commissions.

Similarly, people who have close ties to Gintoki also met old ladies who couldn't remember where the door was opening, like Alzheimer's disease after going out.

Kyuubi, Yagyu and his group from Dongcheng, Ami, Hasegawa, Kanei, Xiaozhu, etc., all of them met old ladies in need on the streets.

Out of kindness, these people all take these lost old ladies to find their way home.

In the Wanshi House, looking at the three old ladies sitting on the sofa holding a teacup and drinking tea, Shinbaji suggested to Jin Shi: "Jin Sang, if the three grandmaids say, they can only act separately."

"wait…"

Jin Shi, who noticed something was wrong, quickly spoke, but before he could finish speaking, he saw Shinbaji get up and come to an old lady and smile and say, "Mother-in-law, please come with me, I will help you find your home."

"What a good kid." The old lady looked grateful.

"Then I will leave this one with two teeth to me." Kagura stood up and pointed at the mother-in-law in the middle and said to Jin Shi, "The remaining mother-in-law who has no teeth will be handed over to Jin Jiang."

“Hey, wait…”

Before Jinshi could finish speaking, Kagura and Shinbaji had already walked out of the door of the House of Things with their respective "lost old ladies".

Jin Shi, who was left alone, looked at the toothless old lady sitting on the sofa still holding a teacup and the virtual box "Receive the task: Send the lost old lady home" written beside her, and shook her head helplessly.

"Well, forget it, let's finish the commission first." Jin Shi said to himself, "That guy shouldn't matter, he has no chance of winning anymore."

"Sakata Kintoshi successfully received the task."

"Basan, come with me, I will take you to find your own home." Jin Shi stretched out his hand to the old lady on the sofa with a smile.

"Basan?" The old lady who was holding a teacup just now changed her expression instantly. She raised her head and asked Xiang Jinshi, "Who?"

"Hey?" Jin Shi was stunned for a moment, and was about to say something, but suddenly he realized the increasingly strong sense of incongruity...

"Reintroduce yourself." Xiaoyu stretched out her hand and tore off the disguise on her face, revealing her original appearance. "My real name is Fabilouse Andrerics sarinumbakalon honey lemon Xiaoyu II, and her nickname is poko carbon, and her abbreviation is Xiaoyu."

"It's you!"

Da, da, da...

There was a sound of footsteps getting closer and closer from the entrance.

"Sorry, brother." Gintoki, who carried the wooden knife in one hand, dug his nostrils with his little finger in his other hand, stared at the dead fish eyes of his unenergized fish, came to the living room. "I finally had the opportunity to have a good chat one-on-one."

"Did you deliberately send them out?" Jin Shi said disdainfully, "Do you think I can't do anything if I just send them out?"

"No, you probably got something wrong," Ginto said casually, "we are not just them, but the whole street. Brother."

“What…what?!”
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