Chapter 65: Just say something like a friend's car accident, just call it a scam call and hang up!
At this time, Jiang Cheng compared the ok gesture to Shinbaji beside him, cleared his throat at the same time, and said to his phone: "Actually, Gintoki was in a car accident..."
Before he finished speaking, the phone was hung up.
"Hey! What's the situation? Did you think of it as a scam call?!" Xinbaji complained.
"Maybe the signal is bad!" Jiang Cheng comforted, and then called again, "There must be no problem this time!"
"Moshimosi, Gintoki..."
After the phone was connected, Jiang Cheng said at a very fast speed, but just after a few words were lit, the phone was hung up again, but this time, the other side still said a few words.
"What did the other party say?" Xinbaji asked, looking at Jiang Cheng with a dull face.
"He said...[Agree to donate]..." Jiang Cheng replied slowly.
"Souga, do you agree to donate?" Xinbaji nodded and said, but the next moment suddenly started to complain wildly, "What kind of friend is this? No friend would do like this!"
"Don't worry!" Jiang Cheng comforted again, "I'll try again! He must not understand the situation yet!"
Jiang Cheng said that, and called the phone again, but before Jiang Cheng could speak, the other party was already speaking first, and after he finished speaking, he hung up the phone neatly.
"What did you say this time?" asked Xinbaji.
"He said...[The last burial fee for him]..."
"Hey! Very strange friend!" Shinbaji shouted, "Friends who don't listen to people at all!"
Jiang Cheng didn't care about Xinbaji's complaints and continued to make the phone call, but it showed that the opponent had turned off...
Jiang Cheng: “…………”
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"Hey, I finally said that the camera was released once..." Youzi said with a pout.
"It's like a friend's car accident, just hang up the phone just by hanging up the phone as a fraudulent call." The pervert replied.
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"Anyway, it's better to take Yinshi to find someone he was once familiar with, which may be helpful to him." Jiang Cheng stretched out a finger and suggested.
"There is only this method..." Xinbaji said helplessly.
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In the cafe.
"Hey? What? Amnesia?!" Xiao Yuan was a little shocked, and all his glasses fell to the ground in shock. "What is that? Is that a new game?!"
Looking at the little monkey talking to the passerby, Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji both looked speechless.
"Can you not be so old-fashioned every time..." Xinbaji said speechlessly, "If you can hear something, come over and sort things out together..."
"I'm setting a trap for me! I want to give me a surprise! I've seen through it all!" Xiao Yuan said to the portrait on the wall, "Where are my glasses..."
"No, it's real amnesia," Shinbaji said from the side.
"That means..." Xiao Yuan said and grabbed the waiter who had just passed by, "Have you forgotten all the things that blushed and heartbeats in me?!"
"That..." Gintoki finally spoke out, "Who is my lady?"
"It's so too much!" As he said that, Xiao Yuan lay on the table beside him, looking deeply hurt and heartbroken, "We have all slept together, but we almost have a wedding..."
"Although this is true, but..." Shinbaji replied.
"It's a vulgar trick to tie a man with such things." Kagura said while eating jealous Kombo.
"So, Miss, you are mine..."
Before Yin Shikyu could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng, "It's nothing, it's just an m."
"Who are you?" Xiao Yuan was displeased when he heard this, "What's wrong with m?! What's wrong with m?! I am Yinsang's only m!"
"Go aside," Jiang Cheng said as he pulled Gintoe up, "It seems that this m has no help to Gintoe's memory at all."
"That's right~" Shinbaji sighed and replied, and stood up at the same time, "If this continues, memory will become more and more chaotic. Kagurachan, let's go."
"Don't want to leave!" Xiao Yuan had already put on glasses at this time, "I won't hand Yinsang over to anyone!"
As he said that, Xiao Yuan threw a smoke bomb at Jiang Cheng and the other two, but fortunately, Jiang Cheng was quick-eyed and quickly opened the umbrella and bounced the smoke back with the umbrella surface.
"I'll kill you! If you dare to get in the way," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "You can smell the natto stinky smell on your body half a street! You even add that kind of thing to the smoke bomb. How much do you like natto!"
"Hmph, I have some ability," Xiao Yuan snorted, "but that's the end! Let's see my former imperial court members..."
Before Xiao Yuan finished speaking, Jiang Cheng directly took off his glasses.
"Goodbye~" Jiang Cheng walked out without looking back, and threw Xiaoyuan's glasses into the waiter's tray beside him.
Before leaving, Shinbaji and Kagura looked at Xiao Yuan who was looking for glasses on the ground, but said nothing and continued to follow Jiang Cheng.
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Xinbaji's home.
"That's true, that's really troublesome..." Ah Miao looked at Yin Shik, opposite the stove, and said, "Doesn't even remember me?"
"I'm sorry..." Gintoki said apologetically.
"At least remember me," A Miao said with a narrowed eyes.
"Ah, didn't he say I was sorry..." Shinbaji reminded.
But A Miao continued, as if she didn't hear it, "Of course I remember, what a joke, I still remember, but you unilaterally forgot it. It's really awesome~ Who do you think you are?"
As he said that, Ah Miao picked up a hammer and handed it to Shinbaji on the side, "Xinjiang, use this to knock away the memory of Yinsang in my mind."
"Sister, do you think I have superpowers?!"
"Then there is nothing to do," A Miao sighed, but the next moment he stood directly on the stove and shouted with a hammer: "You have to remember it anyway! Use poison to fight poison, and you will definitely remember it if you hit the head again!"
"Sister, please let him go! If you fight again, you won't know what it will be like!" Kagura persuaded while pulling Ah Miao.
But at this moment, Gintoki held Ami's hand, "I'm sorry, although I can't remember it now, I will definitely remember it. Please bear it a little longer."
"Hey..." Looking at Ginshita with serious expressions, Ami's heartbeat suddenly accelerated. Realizing that he had lost his composure, Ami quickly turned his body and said to himself: "Hate, how could I behave faster with people like Yinsang? He just had his eyebrows and eyes closer, and his eyes were just a little bigger than usual..."
"Big sister?" Kagura said in confusion.
"Actually, the past is not that important. It is better to look ahead than always looking back." A Miao suddenly said with some relief.
"What's going on! Why did you suddenly turn 180 degrees!" Xinbaji shouted, "What the hell happened!"
"Seal the former Yinsang, from today on you will be new Yinsang," Ah Miao turned around and looked at Yinsang and said.
"Sister, it's just as smelly as it smells when covered with smelly things!" Xinbaji complained, but suddenly realized that his metaphor was a bit inappropriate, and hurriedly continued, "Ah, it's not that it's smelly..."
"How could a man with eyebrows and eyes far apart in the past beauties? Compared to the lazy Yinsang, this one is much more reliable now," A Miao's face turned slightly red, and she continued, "Isn't this good?"
"Why are you blushing?!" Shinbaji was uneasy, "You can't really fall in love with him! I don't want it! I don't want such a brother-in-law!"
"Who told you to say that far away?" A Miao replied with a red face.
"That's to say! Although the eyebrows and eyes are close now, once the memory is restored, they will separate!" Kondo said while drilling out from under the stove, "and will become lazy and dead fish eyes again!"
The next second, Ah Miao had already guessed Kondo's face, "Huantan, what are you doing here?!"
"I just want to come in and warm up..." Kondo replied weakly, reaching out his hand to take out a box of Haagen-Dazs that had been melted, "Look at this, I bought Haagen-Dazs, let's eat together!"
"It's all turned into a pile of mud!" Xinbaji complained, "And you've been in the stove for a few more hours!"
"Oh, it's been a long time since we've seen each other," Kondo said to Gintoki on the side, "Why do you seem to have changed your personality during this period..."
However, before Kondo finished speaking, he was kicked over by Jiang Cheng who had just arrived in a hurry.
Looking at Kondo who was lying on the ground, Ezen looked up at Ah Miao who was beside him, "Hey, when did you raise an orangutan?"
"No, I just ran out of the zoo. I was just going to call the zoo." A Miao replied with a smile.
"Oh, that's it," Jiang Cheng sat down and put the bag in his hand down at the same time. "It might be useful to prepare something a little."
"This is..." Xinbaji asked.
"Sweet food, I bought all the sweets in Edo," Ezen said for granted. "Don't Gintoki like to eat sweets the most? Maybe this can bring back his memory."
"This method may work!" Xinbaji replied.
"Gintoe, eat it quickly, I spent a lot of money," Jiang Cheng said, then opened the bag, took out all the sweets, and handed them to Gintoe.
Originally, Ginto was still looking at Haagen-Dazs who had melted in front of him. He wanted to eat it but felt a little disgusting, but at this time the sweets sent by Jiang Cheng solved the urgent problem.
Gintoki was not polite, so he picked up boxes of sweets and started eating.
"How is it? Do you remember it?" Jiang Cheng asked.
While stuffing sweets, Gintoki replied vaguely: "Oh, I won't wipe it much, it seems, probably..."
"This method is unexpectedly reliable!" Xinbaji shouted, "Look, the distance between eyes and eyebrows is starting to become farther and farther! The dark eyes are also starting to become smaller!"
"I think it's almost done after eating these," Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "After regaining my memory, remember to pay me back the money for these sweets."
"Oh, I feel it's a little bit short, I'll be a little bit short..."
Gintoki finally finished the sweets, and even the box of melted Haagen-Dazs ate. Gintoki covered his big belly and burped. The next moment he covered his head and continued,
"The last point is still a little bit short..."
"Sister!" Xinbaji shouted, "Take out all the sweets at home! It's only a little short!"
Chapter completed!