Chapter 630: Occasionally get up early and feel full of energy, but it only lasts until the moment you enter the company(1/2)
“…If I learned this in the universe…”
Immediately afterwards, Omiichi's right hand, which was wrapped in bandages and gloves, picked up the lightsaber that he took out from somewhere and pressed the switch.
"If the lightsaber flow can be useful, just give it your order! Ahhahaha..."
Looking at the laser beam that was buzzing out from the hilt of the sword, Jiang Cheng and Kagura hid behind Gintoki at the same time.
Looking at the Miichi, who was waving a lightsaber in front of him, Gintoki turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng and Kagura who were pressing his head to prevent him from lying down, cursing: "Hey! What are you two doing? It's going to be dead!"
"Now I'm starting to try it out!" Omiichi shouted.
The tip of his head was peeled off, but the two behind him held down the stern, unable to dodge, and shouted in shock: "Hey! It's very dangerous! Stop quickly! Stop quickly!"
At this time, Omiyi stood up, held the lightsword in her hand, excitedly continued, saying, "Let us work together to revive the old man's temple!"
As he said that, Omiichi stepped on the table with his right foot, held his left hand tightly, and continued vigorously: "Then, let Hengdaoguan become the number one dojo in the universe! Hey! Hey! Roar--!"
Seeing the dazzling blue beam of lightsaber that pierced the roof through the lightsaber switch, Gintoki complained expressionlessly.
"Where is the promised revival?"
...
It's afternoon.
On a small bridge on the streets of Edo.
Jiang Cheng, who was forced to cosplay the Jedi warrior by Ami, stood at the bridge head with a lightsaber expressionless face as a model.
Behind him, Gintoki and Kagura, who were also forced to wear the same hated coat, stood behind Ah Miao and Shinbaji, who were shouting to the people on the roadside, holding a chess piece with the words "Heaven's Unintentional Lightsaber" expressionlessly.
As for Obi-Wan...ah, no, Omiichi was standing in front of the two of them with her hands in her arms, grinning and pulling her energetic and cheerful smile.
Ah Miao was still shouting to passers-by: "Come on, don't miss it when you pass by~ We are the emerging school of Edo—"
"The Unintentional Light Saber of Heaven--" Shinbaji took over the words, his expression full of energy.
"The next time is the era of lasers." A Miao took over the conversation again.
"With laser, you can do everything. The freckles and moles on the face that people care about today can be removed! The girl you care about will be happy! Let's take a laser together!"
Looking at the two people who were full of energy like performing crosstalk, Gintoki, who had no expression on his face throughout the whole process, finally couldn't help but ask silently.
"No, why do we need lasers together?"
Omi, who completely ignored Gintoki's words, turned around and said carelessly: "What a headache, Mr. Gintoki, no one is approaching at all."
"Huh? Why did you tell me?" Ginto was stunned, looking confused.
Omi turned around, raised her right index finger and suggested on her own, "How is it? Let's just use laser exercises to show them here?"
Gintoki refused without thinking: "No, I haven't used any lightsabers, and I don't want to use them either."
"What are you talking about? You are the man who will support the lightsaber flow in the future."
"ha?"
"Don't pretend to be stupid, you are Ami's this, right?" As he said that, Omiichi stretched out his little finger on his right hand.
Looking at the blue laser beam that was buzzing out of Omi's little finger, Gintoe instantly complained: "What does that mean? I have never seen such a metaphor before, okay? By the way, this person shot a laser from his finger!"
Omiichi approached Gintoki and showed a teasing look on his face, whispering: "You are so slow. To put it bluntly, just shoot the laser between Ami's legs..."
Before he could finish his words, the expression of Maiyi, who was pierced by the lightsword in Ah Miao's hand, instantly frozen. He paused for two seconds before falling straight ahead.
"Please shut up, Brother Omi," Ah Miao reminded lightly, the veins on her face were still beating, "It's not that at all."
Omi turned around and praised Ami, "It's really worthy of Ami, I'm already proficient in Lightsaber flow!"
"That's not the lightsaber flow, it's the light O flow!" Gintoe complained loudly.
"Really," Shinbaji said helplessly at this time, "It's the one who is slow to be A Yi. Even if it's a sister, she's just being said like this by her first love..."
Buzz — Swish!
Before he finished speaking, the lightsaber in A Miao's hands fell straight downwards.
"Ah--!" Xinbaji screamed.
"Huh? He just said first love?" He grabbed a keyword and the black line in the corner of Gintoki's eyes, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch, "He just said first love, right?"
"Really or not?" Kagura said in a low voice, "Which type of head likes Aru?"
Ah Miao, who was squatting on the ground, grabbed Shinbaji's collar and burst into blue veins and gritted her teeth, "Don't say extra words! Do you want to be slaughtered by me?!"
At this moment, Jiang Cheng, who led a group of chirping Yingying Yanyan, asked A Miao, "A Miao, are these OK? If so, I will go back."
Looking at the girls surrounding Jiang Cheng, Kagura praised: "Ah! He deserves to be his uncle Alu! He has recruited so many apprentices in such a short time!"
"Everyone, be quiet." Jiang Cheng turned around and said to the young ladies in front of him who looked at him with love eyes almost admiringly with a smile, "Please sign up and come here, everyone has a chance."
"I'm the first! I want to be the first to be penetrated by your lightsaber!" a young lady raised her hand excitedly and shouted.
"Does go! I'm the first one!"
"Get out of here! I'm the first one!"
Looking at the crowd of Yingying and Yanyan who were tearing in front of him, Jiang Cheng scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.
"Oh, it's really distressing..."
Buzz — (×3) Swish — (×3)
Jiang Cheng, who had three lightsabers inserted between his thighs, fell straight ahead in his original posture.
"Ah—! I've killed someone!" ×n
The young ladies exclaimed and scattered in two seconds, disappearing without a trace.
Jiang Cheng slowly turned around mechanically and asked with a wry smile: "Was that... did I do something wrong?"
"No, but it makes people angry." Ah Miao and Gintoki replied expressionlessly at the same time.
"Uncle, is it okay, Aru?" Kagura squatted down and asked.
"This is not the question that the person who stabs the deepest should ask." Jiang Cheng replied silently.
At this moment, with two different footsteps that stopped almost at the same time in front of Jiang Cheng and others, the voices of Kondo and Kyuubi were heard at the same time.
"That...sorry, we want to..." As they said, the two of them raised their heads at the same time to reveal a face that had also begun to collapse rationally, "Join the Lightsaber Flow!"
"The troublesome person is here!!" Ginto exclaimed.
"Since it's so powerful, I really want to experience it myself, right?" Kondo said casually with his index finger at his nostrils, but his eyes were staring straight at Omiichi who was still lying on the ground, "That..."
"What's the name?" Kyuubi, who had the same expression and was about to lose his mind, said, "That... Glow... Glow Shit (Maru) is right? Kondo Jun."
"No, no, it's wrong, it's the light beach (shoes) flow, right? Jiubing Weijun."
"Hey! I've never seen you so good!" Gintoki complained wildly, "The stalkers actually joined forces in front of their first love!"
Kondo and Kyuubi, who were in a state of disrespect, did not care about Gintoki's words at all, and walked towards Omiichi with a red look in their eyes.
Kondo grinned and his smile was a little stiff: "But before you get to be a disciple, let's see if you are really that powerful. (Kill you!)"
"You are right, let's talk with us first. (I killed you!)" Kyuhie-e, who had the same expression as Kondo, continued.
Omiichi, who had not heard the words of the two of them at all, looked at the two people in front of him holding their right hands and responded excitedly: "Okay! I can't ask for it! I'm really looking forward to it. I haven't fought with a samurai for many years! I met a guy who went from the earth to the universe ten years ago, but he was not a samurai. I was really disappointed at that time! Ah hahaha..."
Before Omiyi finished speaking, Kondo and Kyuubi were showing off their weapons at the same time and aimed them at Omiyi.
By the way, Kondo's weapon is a large-caliber rocket launcher, while Kyuubi's weapon is a cannon.
"Isn't this a samurai at all?" Gintoe complained loudly at the top of his throat.
"Go to die!!" the two shouted at the same time.
"Tell the truth!!"
Boom!!! Boom!!!
The two shells hit Miichi directly on the front and end of the wooden bridge fence.
Looking at the rolling black smoke brought by the explosion in front of him, Kondo and Kyuubi had not had time to feel the pleasure, and suddenly they found a figure faintly in the black smoke slowly dissipating in front of him.
After the smoke dissipated, Kondo and Kyuhide were able to see clearly. Only when the clothes and face became dirty were not damaged, Omiichi, holding his right hand, grinning with a very cheerful smile.
"This is not possible, two of you." Omiichi said carelessly, "It's really a death for launching that kind of thing in such a place."
As he said that, Omiichi pulled off the tattered glove on his right hand, and continued to say as if he was asking and answering himself.
"Hmm? Am I? I'm fine!"
Omiyi bent her legs slightly and clenched her right hand tightly. A dazzling blue light gathered on her right fist, then she stood up straight and raised her right fist high.
The dazzling blue light shot straight from his fist and gathered into a blue light sword several meters wide and ten meters long!
"After all, half of me... I'm no longer a human."
Looking at Omiichi's mechanical arm exposed after the bandage was unbuttoned, everyone present was half open, twitching, the corners of his mouth were covered with dark lines on his face and expressionless.
At this time, Omiyi swung the huge lightsaber formed by her right hand with great force towards the wooden bridge.
Rumble!!!
To be continued...