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Chapter 574: Humans always repeat the same mistakes.

Jiang Cheng saluted Elizabeth straight and raised his writing board: "Understand!"

But the next moment...

"I understand you!" Arusabeth and Yue Yong and Sabeth kicked over with white eyes at the same time, kicking Jiang Cheng away.

"Woo! What are you here?!" Jiang Cheng instantly spit out a mouthful of blood, but after seeing the scenery under the leather case on his head, he changed his attitude instantly, showing a look of surprise, "What Xia Ya said is actually true! The driver inside is really not wearing clothes!"

"Yes, what Xia Ya said is indeed true," Shinbaji complained with contempt, "There will be a bunch of disgusting tentacles that will harasse female soldiers in the pocket under the crotch of the body."

Hearing the sound, Fujiko held her leather case, crossed her legs, and looked melancholy on her face: "I really don't want to admit it, this is a mistake I made because I was too young..."

"Are you going to come too?!" Shinbaji was white and burst into blue veins and complained wildly again.

"Please don't mind this kind of thing," he looked up at Jiang Cheng above without blinking, and comforted gently, "Humans always repeat the same mistakes. But it doesn't matter. Although they keep making mistakes, I believe that one day humans will find the right path from these mistakes. So, without further ado, we should find a place to make another mistake and regret it. That kind of regret will definitely become a beacon for guiding us the right path..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng covered his eyes again and rolled in pain on the ground, "Eyes! Eyes! My eyes! Yueyue! You plotted against me!"

Yue Yong, who was the culprit of all this, just took back his fingers, then hugged his hand and snorted and turned his face away. The contempt for Jiang Cheng in his eyes was as real.

"Is there still over?" Shinbaji gritted his teeth and roared, "After playing so many jokes, it's hard to say even if he could have been fooled by it now!"

"Xinbajijun! This is already the time, why is it still the same attitude?!" Jiang Cheng, the resurrected, stood up, and complained with a serious expression, "This is a war! A war with the evil earthlings!"

"Although I am so firm, it's a bit surprised, but it's reversed! It's 100% reversed!" Xinbaji complained wildly, "Why did you stand on their side in an instant?! Please put your position right!"

"Put it right? Who do you think I am?" Jiang Cheng picked up his hands and snorted, "Oh wow, Sam! (I am the stubborn servant!)"

(Note: The original words are, Oh wow, big mu! (I am Gundam) from the 19th episode of "Mobile Suit Gundam 00". As a rare middle school boy in the Gundam series, in the heart of Shina, Gundam is a symbol of maintaining peace and the existence he desires to be)

"I said stop playing anymore!" While Shinbaji roared, Arusabeth also roared at Jiang Cheng with white eyes and kicked him again.

After screaming, Jiang Cheng, who was kicked out dozens of meters away, struggled to raise his head, muttering bloody words: "The soldiers of the Lotus Pond... are simply monsters..."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell to the ground and there was no sound again.

"This person... is no longer saved." Shinbaji complained silently.

Kagura suddenly thought of something and turned around, looked at Fujiko with confusion and said, "But then again, my uncle was standing in front of Xiaoyi just now, and there was something happened during the dinner party. Did Xiaoyi already find us Aru?"

"He has been a very good at work since he used to be, but he is particularly slow in this regard," Fujiko replied casually, "I can't even notice that my girlfriend's ribbon has changed color."

"Men are all like this, just a group of idiots who can't detect anything." Yue Yong said coldly.

"Yes~" Fujiko sighed and agreed with a pretentious attitude.

"No, it would be strange if anyone knows about this kind of thing!" Shinbaji retorted, "It's even harder than the smart Wally!"

"That's it, then even if Shinbaji changes her skin color, she won't be discovered." Kagura narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"You will find it!" Shinbaji's eyes were white and her blue veins were exploding, "It should be discovered just that Shinbaji's protrusion was coming out!"

"Now is not the time to talk about this." Fujiko looked at Yue Yongsabeth and Arushabe in front of her with a serious expression and reminded her, "In short, it is a good opportunity to sneak in here. I will try my best to find a way to destroy the stubborn servant. Let's discuss with those four fools how to weaken the power of the driver and the vanguard troops."

As he said that, Fujiko turned around and waved her hand, leaving with her feet briskly.

"Be careful, Sister Busan~" Kagura waved to Fujiko.

"Then next, Jiang Chengsang, you heard what Yinsang said just now..." As he said, Shinbaji turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng and Yin Toki, but...

"Oka~Oka~ That, that," Jiang Cheng pointed to a stubborn servant beside him, saliva flowing from the corner of his mouth, and little starlight in his eyes shouted excitedly to Yue Yong, "Can I take that home?"

"Is it time to talk about that now?!" Yue Yong complained wildly, "Who is your Oka~ah?"

"I will take the responsibility to feed him! I will take him to the park for a walk every day! I will teach him not to urinate or defecate anywhere! I will not scream when acquaintances come to the house! I will also take the responsibility to clean up the hair that falls on the ground... I will definitely not cause trouble for the family!" Jiang Cheng's eyes were only excited.

"Since you said so..." Yue Yong frowned and thought, "Then nothing should be done..."

"Odosan said no!!" Accompanied by the roar of Shinbaji and Kagura, Arusabeth kicked Jiang Cheng again and kicked him out.

Ignoring the kicked dozens of meters away, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes with his butt, Xinbaji sighed and looked at Yue Yong: "I said Miss Yue Yong, you should be firmer, why do you agree as soon as he acts coquettishly?"

"Yueyue, men cannot be substituted for Alu!" Kagura nodded, put his hands on his hips, and stopped his other hand on his chest and waved his words with great sincerity, "Today I just pick up a wandering servant, then tomorrow I will pick up a wandering woman Alu!"

"What is the stray servant?!" Shinbaji complained, "I haven't heard of it before! Don't say it's like a stray dog!"

"The Rilun said before... If the man's words were requested reasonably, he could be satisfied at least once three times." Yue Yong replied, "and just said that he would be responsible for this wandering servant."

"I always feel... I don't know how to complain. I'm completely confused or loved by Jiang Chengsang. "Shinbaji pushed the air on his nose and complained silently, "Is it just treated like a child?"

"Men's age is a child." Kagura waved his hand, shook his head gently and sighed, "It's up to us women to save the earth~"

"Hey—" Shinbaji deliberately dragged a long voice expressionlessly, "That's really amazing-"

"By the way, Shinbaji, can I take the wandering Dingchun 33 home Aru?" Kagura asked, pointing to a cool body.

"Aren't you the same?" Shinbaji complained wildly again, "And have you even named your name?! Yinsang, tell me about them..."

Before he could finish speaking, after seeing what Gintoki and others were doing, Shinbaji became expressionless again.

"We loyal and brave soldiers of Lianpengjun!" Yin Toshita stood in front of the soldiers of Lianpeng, with a serious expression and serious pre-war mobilization. "Now half of the residents of the earth are wet by our Elizabeth rain and disappeared from the other end of the writing board. The cloud floating above the earth is really a proof of the justice of our Lianpeng Army! The remaining troops of the Earth Army, which have suffered heavy losses, are already in vain! Just say it directly, it is garbage!"

(Note: Gintoki's words were a spoof of the final speech given by Kiren Zabi, who refused to reconcile the father-killing after resolutely killing his father before the first Battle of Ah Bawaku.)

"It is said that the earthlings have three important bags," Gui, who was standing by, took the speech and said while gesturing, "Wage bag, mother bag, and Jin Mom bag. First... we must aim at the Golden Mom bag to seal their actions, and then use their mother as hostages, and finally seize their salary bags, which will definitely make them unable to do so!"

"Look? It's very reliable?" Jiang Cheng, who stood up and came beside Arusabeth, chuckled and said, "But then again, I really miss this long-lost pre-war mobilization situation. But at that time, when I arrived, I felt a little sleepy, ha~ Just like now...ZZZ..."

Xinbaji's face turned completely dark.

"On the battlefield, I can only rely on the shouts of my companions," Sakamoto took Kane's words and threw away the writing board he took out. "Remember to throw away the writing board and shout for support to each other. In addition, when I go to the battlefield, I can only bring snacks worth less than 300 yuan. Comrades around Jiang Cheng must protect the snacks in their arms! Remember!"

As he said that, Sakamoto took out a large plastic bag again, "Last point, don't forget to bring the Gaelge (vomiting) bag for MS..."

Before Sakamoto finished speaking, Arusabeth, who could not bear it, kicked the three of them away, along with Kanei and Gintoki.

"Why do you want the earthlings to be powerless?!" Shinbaji stared at her big red eyes, and her face with white eyes with huge blue veins and complained hard, "What are you here for?! You are completely standing on the side that invades the earth!"

"I actually hit me!" Gintoki covered his face with grievance, "Even Brad has never hit me!"
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