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Chapter 517: People will always have their favorite things in their lives!

In the morning, the streets of Kabukicho.

"Hey, hey, brother is going to pass by here!" Tsubaki Hirako, wearing sunglasses and holding the knife in her hand on her shoulder. She shouted to the shop next to the road while walking.

"Don't look here, you civilians! Ah?!" Kagura, who also brought sunglasses, held his umbrella and also looked bad.

"Which green onion are you? Bastard!"

"Which green onion are you?! Bastard!"

The two walked in front of Gintoki and Shinbaji, as arrogant as they looked.

Gintoki and Shinbaji, who were following behind the two, had dark lines on their faces. They were silent for a long time but could not say a word.

"Oh, terrible, Ginsan." Shinbaji complained in a low voice as he walked, "We seem to be related to the amazing girl. We said we wanted to turn Kabukicho into a flower field, but it was actually a sea of ​​blood. She just wanted to borrow Ginsan's hand and take revenge on that Jiro Chang!"

Looking at Tsubaki Hirako who was squatting down in front of a passerby and quarreling with him, Ginto spread his hands and stumbled, "It's okay, right? Even if it's a human being, it's a girl after all. Killing the boss like this scary behavior..."

Before he finished speaking, Tsubaki's voice suddenly came from the front. He stopped by the roadside and pointed at the flower shop beside him and shouted to Ginto: "Brother, look, what a beautiful flower~"

"Look, you're just an ordinary girl, just a person who likes flowers..."

Ginto said this casually to Shinbaji on the side, but just after he finished speaking, Ginto suddenly saw Tsubaki pushing his sunglasses upwards, squinted his eyes and showed a very refreshing smile at the old lady in the flower shop, and said, "Grandma, do you know what protection fee is?"

"Ah?!" Kagura, who was standing beside him, showed a fierce and evil expression on the side at the right time.

"Why are you a bastard saying such terrifying words with a cheerful look on your face?" Gintoki grabbed Tsubaki's artificial hair, his face was filled with blue veins that were still beating, and he gritted his teeth and cursed in a low voice.

"If you want to create a good gang, it is essential to oppress the people." Tsubakihiroko explained with a smile, "Just be a good person to give them some advice (bodyguard) as compensation."

Looking at the shop gates that were pulled down one after another in the street in an instant, Yin Shie gritted his teeth and said, "Before being a bodyguard, I scared people away!"

Immediately afterwards, Gintoki picked up his chest with one hand, raised his index finger with his other hand, closed his eyes and said, "Listen! If you want to join our Wanshiwu family, you must forget the dark side of everything! You are not a black warrior, but just an ordinary girl! If you are not called Tsukihiko, you will be called Wanshiko from now on!"

"What the hell is your name!" Xinbaji complained wildly.

("Tsuka Hirako" and "Wan Hirako" are two very connotative names in Japanese. If you remove the word Ping in the middle and form a word, it will become "there is ♂" and "there is ♂".)

"I understand, it's called Wan Pingpingzi, right?" Chun Pingzi spoke with a obedient look on her face.

"There is one more word Ping! Can you stop like this?!" Xinbaji complained with spitting, "Is it really OK that the broadcast that just started was full of [beep--]?!"

(The plain Japanese means...uh... "lip" and also means sagging.)

"Hey," Kagura suddenly discovered something, turned his head and pointed to a cake shop in the distance, "There is a very cute cake shop over there. If you go there, you will definitely learn feminine things. Aru, Wan Pingping Pingpingzi."

"How far should it be? -!" Shinbaji roared out with his veins exploding.

...

Tsubaki Hirako sat on the table outside the cake shop, looking at the young girls drinking juice and eating cakes in groups of three or three on the tables around her, and then looked at the cake in front of her, shyly said, "I always feel a little shy. I have never entered such a store before. Would I be very eye-catching?"

"No, no, no, no eye-catching!" Gintoki said while holding a whole strawberry cake, holding a spoon and eating it in big mouthfuls.

Kagura, who was also only immersed in the cake he held in his hand, ate while stuttering, saying, "It's all integrated, it's completely melted together!"

"But you didn't merge in at all..." Seeing the two of them eating voraciously, Shinbaji complained silently, then turned his head to look at Tsubaki Hirako and comforted him: "It's okay, Miss Pingping Pingping Tongzi, this way is the same as an ordinary girl. No, it should be said to be a very cute girl."

"Hey?" Tsubaki Pingzi was stunned for a moment, raised her head and looked at Shinbaji.

"Don't do anything like underworld, it's a waste," Shinbaji persuaded, then clenched his fists like a cat and nodded his forehead, squinting his eyes, "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm talking to myself here. I said, what are you waiting for? Eat quickly, eat quickly, if you don't eat, I'll eat it~"

As he said that, Shinbaji took a small fork and took a piece of cake in front of Tsubaki and put it into his mouth.

Tsubaki's eyes moved slightly, staring at the cake that was missing in front of him for a long time, then slowly got up, walked into the store with his cake and placed it on the counter.

Curious about what Tsubaki Hirako was going to do, Shinbaji stood up and followed Tsubaki Hirako into the cake shop.

"The cockroaches ran to the cake and bit them all, making them too dirty to eat~" Tsubaki said to the clerk in front of him with a refreshing expression, "How do you want to compensate me, bastard."

In an instant, a blue vein popped up on Shinbaji's face, and he grabbed Tsubaki's artificial hair with one hand, gritted his teeth and said, "Are the cockroach talking about me? Bastard!"

Tsubakita squinted his eyes and smiled, "I was surprised to have a cleanliness, it has nothing to do with the underworld."

"Is there any right?" Shinbaji complained angrily, "Why is it the only thing that hates me like an ordinary girl?!"

"Don't care, there's nothing we can do about it." Ginshi said casually.

"That's right, I'm just an ordinary girl." Kagura took over and replied casually.

"Why do you all talk to her?" Shinbaji shouted with blue veins, "Don't say it as if all girls "hate Shinbaji"!"

...

On the other side, Yoshihara.

"Are you all ready?" Jiang Cheng, who had just had lunch, stretched to the door of his room, looking at the young lady Baihua who had already assembled under Yue Yong's leadership.

"Ah, the preparation is ready, but now there seems to be a little guy who is just a smart guy coming to that street." Yue Yong said casually with a cigarette pole in his mouth.

"That kind of thing doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng yawned and picked up his umbrella, "It doesn't affect what we have to do anyway. But Yueyue, do you think, am I a bit like a spoiled parent, and actually gave up the afternoon nap time and went to catch the stinky fox for that little ghost?"

Yue Yong snorted and said, "The little thing that arrived is now with Wanshi House."

"Haha, that's really interesting," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, then stepped out of the room door and pressed his umbrella on his face, grinning and revealing his white and gloomy teeth. "So, before catching that stinky fox, let's see the little fox first. Maybe it's fun too~"

"You can do whatever you want, but this time Baihua must ensure zero casualties, and you can do whatever you want." As he said that, Yue Yong turned around and stepped out first.

"Ah, I'm really the leader who cares for his subordinates," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then looked at the young ladies in front of him, "Did you hear what you said just now? Never... die."

"Hi!" ×n

"Yueyue, do you think we should occupy that street directly?" Jiang Cheng turned around and followed Yue Yong and said casually, "I heard that it is also a rich place. If I occupy it, can my game funds triple every month?"

"Can you...can you do it?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly.

"Ahhaha, it's hard to say if you want to fight Gintoki's real sword. And I heard that the existence on that street is terrible~" Jiang Cheng scratched his head and smiled silly, and then his expression changed instantly, and he continued coldly, "But I have no interest in that kind of thing that is easy to capture."

"What are you interested in?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng again.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and showed a smile on his face. At the same time, his right hand made a grabbing move, but he just opened his mouth and showed an O mouth shape. Before he could make a sound, Yue Yong instantly took out a kunai and tugged it hard on his forehead.

"Jiang Cheng Sama, here is your favorite thing here!" A very...a very majestic Baihua member rushed forward, knelt in front of Jiang Cheng, and helped Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes and twitching, and buried Jiang Cheng's head in front of his chest, shouting excitedly, "Jiang Cheng Sama! Feel carefully, your favorite thing is here!"

"Well, Jiang Chengsama seems to be so breathless that he fainted by you." A young lady Baihua kindly patted the young lady Baihua's shoulder and kindly reminded her.

"Jiang Chengsama!"

Looking at his subordinates who could no longer find adjectives to describe, Yue Yong held his forehead and shook his head and sighed heavily.

"Idiot...it's really contagious..."

"Who is talking about stupid guys?" Jiang Cheng, who was resurrected on the spot in an instant, stood up and clenched his fists and shouted angrily, "Stinky woman!"

"Wash the inner body!!"

Puff! (Ku Wu pierced into the stupid guy's forehead)

Scream—! (The idiot's forehead blew blood)

Plop! (The idiot rolled his eyes and fell down.)

"Jiang Chengsama!" ×n (the shouts of the fool's subordinates.)

...
Chapter completed!
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