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Chapter Five Hundred and Three: Christmas Eve Without Santa... Still Christmas Eve!

"Isn't it still an American drama in the end?!" Gintoki yelled with white eyes.

"Give me some time to stop! A slut!" The master of Xinghai Fang swears with blue veins and then pointed at himself.

"Please think about it carefully, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng." Jiubingwei said, "Although the meat filling pie is very close, it is not!"

"Hey, where is it close?" Gintoe complained silently.

"That, I said," Jiang Cheng got up again, patted the dust on his body like a ok, and said helplessly to the three of them, "When it comes to Christmas, it is a festival from Western countries, right? No matter how I think about it, I only have the turkey and meat pie in American dramas."

"No! There is still the last decisive existence!" the three of them replied at the same time.

"...No, I really can't remember." Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and frowned and thought for a long time before opening his eyes and saying this.

"Think about it carefully! Use your head full of barren brain cells!" Yin Shikki pointed at himself and said to Jiang Cheng.

"Don't give up! As long as you don't give up, you will definitely remember it!" The master of Xinghai Fang pointed at himself at the same time, "Even that kind of thing you can think of is very simple! The answer is in this yard!"

"Yes! Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!" Jiubingwei pointed at himself and echoed loudly.

"Hey, have you thought of something?" Jiang Cheng asked everyone in the house.

"I don't know Alu." Kagura, who was still acting coquettishly in Jiang Hua's arms, replied casually.

"Egg roast." A Miao narrowed her eyes and showed a smile on her face, and raised an index finger at the same time.

"Christmas greeting card..." Kurita, who was squatting on the ground, hugging her legs and looking at the greeting card in front of her murmured.

"Is this the case?" Yue Yong asked, pointing to the two barrels of lubricant that appeared on the side.

"Harota's full mark test paper." Hiran said with a smile on his eyes.

"My sister-in-law who can reassure me." Jiang Hua said with a gentle expression.

"Atung-chan!" Xinbaji took over the words.

"Miss A Miao!" Jiubingwei interrupted.

"Christmas with my wife and daughter." The Lord of Xinghai said with his hand.

"Achu..." Hasegawa, who was already drunk, lay on the ground and said.

"Jiang Chengsama's [beep--]!" answered a group of Baihua members.

"It's not right! It's not right at all!" Gintoe shouted frantically, "It's completely changed from that test paper to your own wish! By the way, the wish has become a little bad since the glasses! It seems that his wife ran away from home with sunglasses! Hey-! Stop me, you bastards! It's definitely intentional!"

As he said that, Gintoki looked at the Jiubingwei and the Xinghai Pavilion Master on the side, "Hey, why are you two involved in the topic just now? Are you stupid? You are the ones who asked questions, right?"

"That, for me, the Christmas Eve without Miss A Miao cannot be called Christmas Eve." Kyuhide Ekima replied seriously.

"Shut up!" Gintoe shouted crazy.

"That, I agree with the two answers of the reassuring sister-in-law and the Christmas Eve with my wife and daughter." The master of Xinghai raised his hand and said, and then thought to himself: [This answer is really good! As long as you have a sister-in-law, that bastard will definitely give up on Jiang Hua!]

"Shut up too!" Yin Shikyu roared with a fierce face, veins and white eyes.

"Ah haha! It seems you are embarrassed to say that name!" The voice of a gorilla stalker came from the wall.

"You are..." Jiang Cheng's pupils shrank slightly.

Immediately afterwards, everyone turned their heads and looked over at the same time, and saw Kondo, who was cosmopolitan Santa carrying a gift bag, standing on the wall.

"Ah, it's an orangutan." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and added the words just now with a expressionless expression.

"It's the orangutan Aru." Kagura nodded and agreed,

"There is no doubt that it is an orangutan, a orangutan in Santa's clothes." Ah Miao nodded and then made a puzzled expression, "But why is the orangutan on the wall of my house? Why is it wearing that kind of clothes?"

"Probably... I was attracted by the aroma of bananas on the dining table." Jiubingwei nodded and pinched his chin and analyzed on his own.

"Indeed, this is the only possibility." The owner of Xinghai Fang murmured, "The only possibility of suddenly appearing orangutans on Christmas Eve is the only possibility."

"Hey, give it the banana quickly. This child looks so hungry that he can't stand it." Gintoki looked serious and said to everyone in the room.

"Hey! You bastards are so rude!" Kondo said wildly with his eyes, "Why did you just follow the orangutan topic? No! Although there are very subtle similarities, no!"

"No, that is no longer a subtle similarity but a complete similarity." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"My name is Monkey Claus!" Kondo continued to say himself, "I'm sorry, I was not attracted by the scent of bananas, but by the smell of the female monkey here! You three guys who don't have the courage to give that answer at all, should leave early! From now on, this is already the exclusive forest for Monkey Claus! I will never allow the female monkey in this forest!"

"Who is the mother monkey?" A Miao's face instantly burst into blue veins, and she cursed with white eyes and gritted her teeth.

"Miss A Miao!" Kondo suddenly became excited and shouted passionately, "A new page of my tryst with you, even midsummer will become a holy night! As long as you have a need, I will be your exclusive Santa Claus at any time! Tonight will definitely not be just a holy night, yes! Tonight will be the holy night for you and me to spend a good night..."

Before he could finish speaking, a huge lilac package ran quickly from behind Kondo, hitting Kondo's back and hitting Kondo into the yard.

The loud bang of landing was mixed with Kondo's screams.

"That... I'm so sorry," Xiao Yuan's voice came out from the large lavender package that kept wriggling. "Is Yinsang here? I have been searching for a long time but haven't found it..."

As he said that, Xiao Yuan crawled out of the bag, "I want to give him the gift, where did you go?"

"That, actually my friend just saw him in hell." Jiang Cheng said casually, "If you want to find him, please feel free to die. You may be able to meet him in Santuchuan."

"Thank you, I'll go now..." Before he finished speaking, Xiao Yuan reacted and said angrily with white eyes, "How is that possible! Bastard!"

"You are really annoyed..." Jiang Cheng sighed, "One runs to other people's parties, what do you want to do?"

"Of course it's Santa Claus!" Several people said in unison.

"Ha? Santa Claus?" Jiang Cheng stared at the big and small eyes, looking at the few people with a strange look on his face, "Why do you want to be that disgusting old man?"

"Of course it is..."

Kondo was interrupted by Echeng again before he finished speaking.

"It's OK, needless to say," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, "I don't want to know the reason for being boring at all, but I hope you understand one thing..."

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes, showed a smile on his face, and continued gently: "If you destroy our party atmosphere here again, I will really kill you."

[Is it murderous intent?] The owner of Xinghai Frown frowned and thought to himself, [It's really amazing. I've never seen such murderous intent that is as solid as it is... But...]

"Yoshihara, I believe that no matter which of us is, we have never wanted to destroy the atmosphere of the party," Kondo picked up his hand and said seriously, "It should be the opposite. Each of us wants to add atmosphere to the party!"

"That's right! Christmas Eve without Santa Claus is not Christmas Eve at all!" The owner of Xinghai Fang took over.

"There is only one real Santa Claus who can join the party!" Gintoki's face showed full seriousness.

"That's it! Please make a choice!" Jiubingwei took over.

"No, I don't want to attend your party, I just came to give Yinsang a gift." Xiao Yuan said, "And can you hand over Yinsang faster? Because there is a full fruit below, it's very cold..."

Before Xiao Yuan finished speaking, Yin Shikyu kicked her directly and kicked Xiao Yuan and the package that wrapped her into the small pool beside her.

The sound of falling into the water was accompanied by the screams of the little monkey.

"Of course, the real Santa is me!" Gintoki pointed at himself and said confidently.

"I won't make any concessions!" said Jiubingwei, "I am the Santa Claus who can bring happiness to A Miao... No, Jiubing!"

"It's me!" Kondo said with his hands in his arms, "I am the Santa Claus who wants to be brought happiness by Miss A Miao!"

"No, if I say that, my sister is Santa Claus..." Shinbaji silently complained.

"In this world... no, this party only requires one Santa Claus..." The corner of the Xinghai Fangzhu raised his mouth, and his face showed full seriousness.

"No, we don't need it." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Hey? What did you say just now?" The expression of the Lord of Xinghai Fangshang was obviously stagnant.

"I mean our party doesn't want Santa Claus at all." Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued, "Invite that kind of old man to attend, the whole party will be stained with an aging smell."

"Age smells bad? Don't! I hate it!" A Miao said disgustedly.

"To me today, my uncle is the real Santa Aru, so that stinky old man doesn't need Aru at all." Kagura said.

"Yes, Jiang Chengsang is already a full Santa Claus today," Xinbaji looked at the handshake ticket in his hand with joy, "Thank you, Jiang Claus!"
Chapter completed!
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