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Chapter 501: No one knows what the real Santa looks like!

"Well, Hasegawa San, your complaints are gone. No matter how much you drink, you will be an unemployed person in the next year. No matter how much you drink, the fact that you are an unemployed person this year cannot be changed." Shinbaji pushed his glasses and complained expressionlessly.

"Hey! I finally forgot this fact!" Hasegawa shouted, pulling his neck, "Why do you want me to remember it!"

"No, it's useless if you forget this kind of thing..." Shinbaji replied with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"Where is Xinbaji? Do you have any complaints to post?" Jiang Cheng asked again, then curled his lips, "There must be some? After all, the boss is such a guy."

"That's right," Shinbaji sighed with emotion, "After all, it's Yinsang. If you complain about him, you will never finish talking for a night. It's okay to treat it as extra meal~ hahaha..."

"Would you like to add another meal?" Yue Yong pointed to Jiang Cheng beside him and asked A Miao.

"Hey, what does it mean?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and asked expressionlessly, "Is it mean that I have a lot of complaints about me on weekdays? Can I say it as an extra meal when I say it at the Annual Forgetting Meeting?"

"You..." Yue Yong's pupils unconsciously dilated, and murmured in disbelief: "I actually have a self-knowledge..."

In an instant, a blue vein suddenly appeared on Jiang Cheng's face, and it was still beating.

"What does that mean?" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth, looked at Yue Yong with a smile, and gritted his teeth and said in a low voice: "Do you want to fight? A stinky woman!"

"Well, you two are a little calmer, don't quarrel on Christmas Eve." Xinbaji kindly persuaded.

"Tsk!" Jiang Cheng turned his face and cut it disdainfully, then took out a small stack of color coupons from his arms and handed it to Xinbaji, "No, it's more troublesome to give you Christmas gifts and New Year's gifts to you. I'll give it to you at one time."

"That... Jiang Chengsang, what do you mean?" Shinbaji pushed the glasses on his face, "Can I think you are insulting me? Can I think you are underestimating me? I can think you are just holding the idea of ​​"If you don't go to a shop like Yoshihara, this child will be virgin in this life"?"

"Yes, yes." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"Hey! Stop kidding!" Xinbaji snatched the coupon in Jiang Cheng's hand, and tore it into pieces without hesitation. He stared at his big red eyes and shouted: "I don't need such things! I don't need them at all! Eighteen years old... No, I will definitely say goodbye to virginity before I was twenty years old!"

"That...what have you been saying since just now?" Jiang Cheng looked at Shinbaji with confusion, "Although I do think so in my heart, it doesn't matter with the gift I give you? That's the one...ah...no, I forgot, anyway, it's the handshake coupon for the idol you like. I encountered a lottery draw when I went to buy a game last time, and I thought you would like it..."

"What...what?!" Shinbaji instantly exclaimed with a collapsed head. Looking at the lottery tickets that had just been torn into pieces by himself and the words "Attention! Damage is invalid!" written on the fragments, he burst into pieces, and once again shouted, "It turned out to be...it was Asong Jiang's handshake ticket?! What did I... do I do!!"

After saying that, Shinbaji vomited a large mouthful of blood, fell on the table with white eyes, and his body was still twitching from time to time.

Seeing Xinbaji's appearance, Jiang Cheng reached into his arms and kept groping for something.

"I have it! There is one left! Xinbaji!" Jiang Cheng took out an Asongjiang's handshake ticket, "The last one, Xinbaji!"

After hearing this, Xinbaji was instantly resurrected, sat up and burst into tears, and took the handshake coupon from Jiang Cheng's hand with trembling hands.

"Jiang Chengsang..." Shinbaji wiped his tears that could not stop and sobbed, saying, "I didn't expect that I would meet the real Santa Claus on Christmas. Thank you so much."

"Please don't show that expression, I always feel disgusting..." Jiang Cheng turned his face away, complained silently, then turned his head, narrowed his eyes and smiled, "But it's really good to see the children showing their happy side when they received their favorite gifts. Perhaps, this is the case with the real Santa."

"Brother Jiang Cheng, where is my gift?" Qingta pointed at herself and asked in surprise, "You must have prepared it, right? You must have prepared my gift, right?"

"Ah, I'm ready." Jiang Cheng nodded, then reached into his arms and started to grop.

Haruta's expression became more and more joyful, and he looked at Jiang Cheng with anticipation, but soon Qingta couldn't be happy.

Looking at the hand-painted greeting card like a primary school student in his hand, Qingta was silent for a long time.

"But I used two points... No, it took me a long time to draw it! Just accept it with a grateful heart!" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"What is this Christmas gift!" Haruta threw the greeting card in his hand to the ground, and shouted in a crash, "Is it just a hand-painted greeting card?! Is it just a greeting card that was drawn in two minutes without any use?!"

"Really, the little guy really doesn't know how to be content at all~" Jiang Cheng spread his hands and sighed, "We were very happy to receive such greeting cards when we were young."

"Bastard! I've completely forgotten my Christmas gift, right?" Qingtaba said angrily with eyes.

"How is that possible~" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, "I just feel that the boring things sold outside are definitely not as good as this kind of greeting card made by myself, and my heart is completely different."

"Let's lie!"

"Calm down, Mr. Qingta." A Miao said comfortingly, "Actually, I have prepared your Christmas gift. Although others dare not say it, I am very confident compared to Jiang Chengsang's gift."

"Really?!" Haruta said in surprise, "Have you really prepared Christmas gifts for me?! Sister Ah Miao!"

"Of course," A Miao narrowed her eyes and smiled, then reached into her mouth and began to grop, "After all, it is the only apprentice in our heavenly Wuxinliu. How could I forget Christmas gifts? There is..."

As he said that, Ah Miao put a box of dark matter that was still emitting an unknown dark aura outwards and put it in Haruta's hand, "Give it, fresh eggs, cooked~ I made it for Haruta at night, but no one else has it~ This is the treatment that only Haruta can enjoy~"

Looking at the dark matter in his hand, Qingta was silent for a long time before she pulled the corner of her mouth and showed a slightly unsightly smile, "Thank you...thank you."

Compared to the joy of Jiang Cheng in the room, the master of Xinghai and Yin Toki in the yard seemed very deserted. They didn't say a word for a few minutes and stood quietly against each other. Because the two were too quiet, even Jiang Cheng and others in the room forgot their existence without realizing it.

However, what is a little different from the external performance is that the inner scenes of the two are very full, so they can't hear the laughter of Jiang Cheng and others in the room...

[What should I do! Hello!] The face of the owner of Xinghai Fangzhang had turned completely black, the cold sweat on his face kept oozing, and the muscles on his face couldn't stop twitching. [Is it better to apologize? It has been nearly ten minutes! Is he angry? What should I do?!]

[It is impossible to apologize now...] Gintoki, who had the same expression, thought, [I will definitely make a fool of himself in public!]

[It's like imitating the Four Heavenly Kings while leisurely imitating Mori Jin and singing "Mori Jin" "Mori Jin suddenly appeared from behind!] The Lord of Xinghai Fang was worried.

[No! Absolutely not!] Gintoki was not doing well in his heart, and he said in a crazy way: [I definitely don't expose that ugly attitude in front of them!]

[What should we do?!] The master of Xinghai Fang was covered in sweat on his face and thought, [What should we do if we imitate?! Answer me! Four Heavenly Kings!]

[Faced with the expression of "I'm good at imitating" while holding my shoulder from behind, what should we do to avoid making a fool of ourselves! Four Heavenly Kings!] Gintoki, who was also covered in waterfall sweat, thought crazy in his heart.

[Tell us! Four Heavenly Kings!] The two of them collapsed at the same time.

After about three seconds, the Lord of Xinghai and Yin Shikyu thought of the answer at the same time.

The two of them took a step forward and waved their fists at the same time. The Lord of Xinghai Fang's fist hit Yin Toshi's lower abdomen, while Yintime's fist hit the Lord of Xinghai Fang's left face.

[Down with me and make myself the deity!]

This answer comes to both of them!

After this attack, the Lord of Xinghai and Yin Shing-shou let out a "Woo!" scream at the same time and flew backwards several meters away at the same time!

Boom!×2

Yin Toki directly knocked down a tree as thick as a bowl, and the owner of Xinghai Fang smashed the stone tablet in front of the pond.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and others in the room were also alarmed by the sound they made just now, and at the same time stopped their respective movements and turned their heads to look out.

"Hey, what did you say to them just now?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and asked.

"It's just letting them both leave..." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I gave them 10,000 yuan."

Just after saying that, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, "That's right! It's the 10,000 yuan! Could it be that they started fighting because of the 10,000 yuan?! I clearly said that they would split the two of them evenly!"

"You should give the two of you in advance!" Xinbaji complained, "There is a high possibility that the two of you will fight in this situation!"

"There's no way! I don't have any change anymore!" Jiang Cheng argued in a low voice.

At this time, Yinshi and the Lord of Xinghai Pavilion each vomited a mouthful of blood.

[Santa Claus is indeed not covered!] Gintoki covered his chest and thought to himself panting, [It is not like a fat old man who only works on Christmas Eve!]

[It is obviously an old man who can actually eat my Xinghai Fangzhu's attack...] Xinghai Fangzhu wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, raised his head and looked at Gintoki on the opposite side with a serious expression, [Is this the strength of the real Santa Claus?!]
Chapter completed!
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