Jiang Cheng sat cross-legged in front of the open TV, putting his left hand on his legs and his right palm supporting his chin. Although his eyes were staring at the TV, his legs were constantly shaking up and down.

[Ah, I accidentally lent him the toilet...] Jiang Cheng thought to himself a little annoyed, then glanced at the neatly folded long gowns on the side, [What should I do? Now I will try it secretly while no one is watching? But... What if he finishes going to the toilet at this time? Wouldn't it be embarrassing to see it when he comes out?]

[No! No!] Jiang Cheng shook his head, [No! Ninjas are very fast! Whether it is shit or doing other things, it must be the same! If you try it on now, you will suddenly open the door and walk out. The chances of finding him are more than 99%! So no! Patience! I must be patient! Wait until he finishes pulling and leaving! Come on! Jiang Cheng! You can! It's only a few minutes at most! If you are constipated, it's only half an hour at most! The possibility of more than half an hour is very small! It's impossible for ordinary people to be constipated to the point where they can't get out for more than half an hour!]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng picked up his hands and nodded on his own, and the irritability on his body was also withdrawn.

Then, an hour passed...

[Isn't it better yet?!] Jiang Cheng was a little crazy and thought, [It's been too long! It's constipation, now it's confirmed! It's definitely constipation! But it's too long? It's too long? It's too long! How big is it? Can't get out? If you can't get out, forget it! This kind of thing can't be forced to come!]

[Huh... wait!] Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again, [wait and wait! This... isn't this the chance?! If it takes a long time to get constipated, then during this period, can I try on the clothes that Sister Jiang Hua sewed for me personally?]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng looked happy.

【Good! Constipation is good! It doesn’t matter if you just take it for a night! You can try it on casually during this period!】

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at the bathroom with the lights on, then reached out and carefully picked up the long gown beside him.

But just as Jiang Cheng was about to take off his clothes, he suddenly thought of something.

[No! No! No! At this time, no one can be sure whether Poop will squeeze out the dirty door directly in the next moment! Because I can't stand the squeezing for an hour and the possibility of myself coming out of the dirty door is nearly 90%!]

[No! Not yet! Absolutely not!] Jiang Cheng put down the long gown in his hand again, clenched his fist and looked unbearable. [Now Poop Jun wants to free himself, it is already very strong! It is possible at any time... So you have to wait for a while! So soon! Poop Jun said that! It will come out soon!]

Then, another hour later...

Bang!!

【Poop--!!】

Jiang Cheng smashed his head heavily on the table, then raised his head, revealing his blood-covered forehead, staring at his big blood-covered eyes, gasping heavily, and gritting his teeth in his heart.

[What's going on?! What do you think about yourself! Why don't you come out yet! Normally, no matter what kind of constipation is solved in two hours, right? Are you so unthinkable? Are you natural curls?! How stubborn are you? It's okay to get it normally? Just like soft straight hair, it's OK to get it smoothly! If it doesn't work, go to the barber shop and get it straight again!!]

【And…】 Jiang Cheng clenched his fists again, [The situation is getting worse and worse now. After all, it has been two hours. You can finish the straight ionic poop at any time. You can wipe your butt and flush the toilet and open the door to hide it. Oh no! It's really bad! You can never try it on in this situation easily! You can be discovered at any time!]

[...No! Wait!] Jiang Cheng suddenly tapped his hand, [Wait! By the way! Flushing! It takes at least ten seconds to start and end! Isn’t it enough to take off your clothes immediately when you hear the sound of water?! Ten seconds may be a little short, but it is enough for taking off a piece of clothing!]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng picked up the long gown next to him again, but just as Jiang Cheng took off his kimono outside and was about to change into the long gown, he thought of something again. His pupils instantly shrank and stopped his movements.

[No! Not right! It’s completely wrong! I am indeed not used to fully automatic toilets, so I use an ordinary flush toilet. It does take about ten seconds to flush each time... But! What type of person is it? Is it the type that starts to wipe your butt after pressing the flush button to get out directly after wiping your pants? If it is the former, there may be ten seconds or even longer buffering time, but the latter... is not good! It’s really not good!]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng hammered his legs heavily, [How can he be repaired! He should have asked clearly before he entered! This kind of thing is not easy to talk about now! Poop! Tell me the answer quickly!]

At this moment, a sound of flushing suddenly came from the bathroom.

[Is it finally over...] Jiang Cheng finally breathed a sigh of relief, [It's great, although it's been a while, Poop Jun finally figured it out. You have worked very hard. Poop Jun, although it may be a bit slow, it finally came out with your own efforts. I will remember you forever, Poop Jun... Then, I'll wait patiently to hide and leave. It didn't come out directly to indicate that he started to wipe it by pressing the flush button. Then... If it's the kind of cleansing obsession, it may take a little longer. Most people only need about half a minute. Oh, calm down and wait patiently! It's OK soon!]

So, another hour passed...

[Is your cleanliness a little too serious? Hiddenly!] Jiang Cheng once again smashed his head to the low table in front of him, [Why can you wipe it for an hour? It's too strong! Is your anus really okay? Don't you have hemorrhoids?! Even if you wipe it with any advanced toilet paper for an hour, you can't stand it?! You will definitely bleed, right? No matter how luxuriant the butt hair is, you can't stand it! Let me go... I'm almost out of time...]

At this time, the sound of flushing came from the direction of the bathroom again.

[Isn't it done?!] Jiang Cheng hugged his head and thought crazy, [I actually divided it twice. How many things have you saved up! How long has it been since I pulled it! Is it a month?! Forget it, it should be out this time! Absolutely!]

So, another hour passed...

[Hey - don't joke, who has done it three times in a row!] Jiang Cheng stared at his big red eyes and kept panting, [Okay, right? It's OK! How long did you hold it in before you remember to go to the toilet? My toilet doesn't matter? This situation will definitely be blocked, right? Get out quickly! Hide it all!!]

While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at the clock on the wall. The hour hand of the clock was almost at twelve o'clock, and the minute hand was now staying in the direction of fifty-five o'clock.

[Only five minutes left! Hurry up!] Jiang Cheng thought to himself in a collapse.

At this moment, the sound of flushing came from the toilet again.

[It will definitely come out this time, right? It will definitely come out for the third time! It will definitely come out? Anyway, three times are already the limit, right? It has been four hours, right? It is already enough?! Get out sooner and get out!!]

So... two minutes later...

[It can no longer bear it!] While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng stood up angrily and went to the bathroom door, reached out and directly said that the entire bathroom door was pulled down.

"You give me some good...hey?"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, and saw a certain part still hiding blood, lying on the ground with his butt sticking out. Quanxi's whole face was no longer bloody and his body was still twitching.

"I...I knew you would definitely notice..." Quanzang's voice was so low that he could not hear anything if he didn't get close to his mouth. "I...can't do it anymore, and I don't even have the strength to press the flush button..."

Only then did Jiang Cheng notice that Quanzang's hand was still stretching hard towards the toilet flush button.

"Hey! Hold on!" Jiang Cheng quickly helped Quanzang up and shouted.

However, Quanzang had completely fainted due to excessive blood loss.

After glanced at the clock on the wall that was about to reach twelve o'clock in a few seconds, Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth, and a hint of unbearableness flashed across his face. Then he raised his foot and helped Quanzang open the door and walked out.

Yue Yong, who had just finished patrol, was walking towards his room in the corridor, was frightened by Jiang Cheng, who was hurriedly walking towards him with his butt, who was still holding his butt and still couldn't stop bleeding.

"Hey, what's the situation?" Yue Yong asked Jiang Cheng who had just passed in front of him.

"God knows," Jiang Cheng responded without looking back, "It's probably because of hemorrhoids. I'll take him to the hospital."

After a long silence, Yue Yong slowly spoke.

"Next time...be careful."

...

At half past twelve at night, Jiang Cheng sat on the bench outside the rescue room of Oedo Hospital, lowered his head and looked at the message from Jiang Hua in the afternoon on the communicator, and remained silent.

"Jiang Chengjiang, happy birthday~ Have you received the clothes? Remember to put them on and send a photo to my sister today~"

"Sister Jiang Hua, even if yesterday was really October 9th, it can't be considered my birthday..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and sighed softly, then raised his head and sighed softly, "After all, it's the Conch mode... So, it doesn't matter if you celebrate your birthday, right?"
Chapter completed!