Chapter 468: To say that it is a special chapter is actually just an excessive chapter.
Yoshihara.
"Everyone in front of the screen is so sorry!" Jiang Cheng, who was kneeling on the ground, lowered his head and shouted, then raised his head to face the camera and continued: "Today I was going to play the [beep--] chapter of the [beep--] words, but because of [beep--], it turned into [beep--]! So I sent the [beep--] special chapter with the feeling of [beep--]!
"That..." Qingta, who was standing beside her, reminded speechlessly, "Brother Jiang Cheng, what do you mean just now? He said a lot of [beep--] at the beginning, and the readers completely don't understand what you are saying..."
"Don't care about this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng picked up his hand and replied disapprovingly, "It's not important at all! What is the Onmyoji chapter you are going to play today? Because the actors are not in place, you can only use a special chapter to fool them!"
"No, right?" Haruta narrowed his eyes and complained with contempt. "By the way, have you already told the specific situation just now? What does the inadequate actor mean? Will such unfathomable things happen to our crew?"
"Didn't you realize that you and me are the only ones on the whole set today?" Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou's face and reminded without expression, "Even the set has chosen my room. Do you still understand at this level?"
"I understand a little bit..." Qingta lowered her head and sighed heavily, "Are you going to let the two of us come today? Don't you think it's strange? Our combination."
"But then again, what is your favorite line in Haruta for so long? In our work."
"The topic is too stiff!" Harutabaya complained angrily, "Is this the one today? Is it a special chapter of classic lines?!"
"If you don't like it, you can just fool it with your diary or something." Jiang Cheng shrugged and said indifferently.
"No, let's use the special line..." Qingta replied without thinking, and then suddenly thought of something again, and then hurriedly continued, "No, it's not right? It should be said that it is the readers' favorite line, right? The lines I like are useless at all."
"Of course, when it comes to the lines I care about the most, it is indeed the sentence that Sister Jiang Hua said at the beginning of Chapter 2." Jiang Cheng raised his index finger and said to himself.
"Hey, why did I continue talking so naturally?" Qingta complained expressionlessly.
"Because I don't have someone to hold an umbrella for me?"
"Yeah!" Jiang Cheng nodded, then picked up his umbrella and stood up. "I still care a little. Wait for me, Qingta, I'll kill the bald man and come back."
"Do you care about this?!" Qingta was so embarrassed, pointing at Jiang Cheng and shouting, "It's just jealous! By the way, your sister's complex is too deep! Stop! Please stop!"
As he said that, Qingta hugged Jiang Cheng's legs and tried his best to stop them.
"Let me go! Qingta!" Jiang Cheng roared with white eyes, "I will definitely kill that bald man today! What's so cool? He's just a bald man! He's just a bald man! No matter how you look at the bald man with nothing but bald man! Bald man is not an advantage at all!"
"Hey!! Calm down quickly!" Qingta shouted hard while pulling Jiang Cheng, "If you leave too, I can't do it alone! It's absolutely not possible! Today's broadcast is over! Please! A special chapter about classic lines is fine! I will cooperate well! Please! Brother Jiang Cheng!"
...
Looking at Jiang Cheng who was sitting down again, holding his hands and looking unhappy, Qingta smiled awkwardly, then turned her head to look at the camera, raised her index finger and showed a smile on her face.
"So, it's my turn, there are really a few lines that I care about. First of all, Brother Jiang Cheng said in Chapter 23..."
"When humans are dominated by sensibility and emotions, humans will not consider the rationality of the situation at this time. Although it may sound stupid and funny afterwards, I always think that this is one of the bright spots of human beings."
"…Although I still don't quite understand what it means, I always feel a little concerned."
After saying that, Qingta scratched the back of her head and smiled silly.
"Have I said this?" Jiang Cheng asked with a look of uncertainty, squinted Doudou's eyes.
"Hey, what's going on with your head?" Qingta narrowed her eyes and complained with contempt.
"Ah haha," Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head and smiled silly, "Since you said that, that means I really said such things. But then again, what is the meaning of this sentence?"
"Don't you know it yourself?"
"Ah, I don't know." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then picked up his hands and closed his eyes and continued, "But when it comes to shining points, I always think of CharmPoint. Of course, I don't need to mention my CharmPoint. There are too many, and I feel I can't count it myself."
"You found it out of yourself!"
"It's so embarrassing." Jiang Cheng shook his head and smiled embarrassedly, "No matter what, I really can't do this kind of thing by praising myself, although I am indeed perfect."
"I said embarrassed, but I felt that it was not at all. I shamelessly said that I was perfect!"
"Don't care about that kind of trivial matter."
"Tsk, it's such a hot man." Qingta spat in a low voice, and then continued, "Then, there are some lines that care about, that is what Gui Sang said to me in Chapter 99..."
"Is it finally my turn? It seems that my chance has finally arrived, who has been waiting outside the set." Gui, who came at some point, stood behind Jiang Cheng, hugged his hands and chuckled, "It's true, then I'll take a look at my personal 4,000 sentences..."
Before Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up instantly, tied Gui tightly with a rope I found from where I didn't know, and then threw Gui down from the window without any hesitation.
After doing all this, Jiang Cheng closed the window and returned to his original position and sat down, as if nothing had happened.
"Don't let your sword lose it..."
"Direction!" Guan Yan, who was covered in blood, clenched the window and pushed open it hard and added, gritting her teeth.
"Disappear for me!" Jiang Cheng shouted loudly with white eyes, and kicked Gui away again. "Qingta, then all the lines about this guy were cut off, if there were any! This guy has appeared in the game enough recently, and he is still thinking about coming out to take advantage of the camera. He is really not satisfied at all! Next!"
"Surrounding the past does not mean forgetting the past! You bastards!"
"Haruta-jun?" Jiang Cheng leaned into Qingta's ear and asked quietly, "Whose line is this? Why are you so strange?"
"It's yours!" Qingta shouted angrily, "Your lines in Chapter 233! Remember what you said clearly!"
"Hey? Really? Have I really said such lines that are not handsome at all?" Jiang Cheng said in disbelief.
"Well, it's enough. I don't want to complain anymore. Go to the next one quickly!"
"Even if you are no longer young and no longer beautiful. But... Isn't it a kind of light that has lasted for hundreds or thousands of years?"
"Who said this?" Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled look on Doudou's eyes.
"It's still you!" Qingtaba shouted with her eyes, "Dragon Palace Chapter! Leave me down in the summer vacation to the Dragon Palace Chapter of Dragon Palace City! I remember it clearly! That sad summer vacation where he practiced in the dojo!"
"It doesn't matter if it can't be used as a sword to protect them. At least, you can also use this ragged umbrella to block a few drops of rain and sadness for them, which is enough!"
"I have an impression of this!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted, "Let me think about it for a moment, which article is from... Ah, by the way! It's the Bitumen Chapter!"
"By the way, you're so fucked! What is the Bitumen Chapter? There's no such chapter at all! It's the Red Cherry Chapter, right!"
"What is the first thing that humans see when they come to this world? It's Opai! There is only one on earth, and Opai has two! I really hope that the last thing that I touch at the end of my life is Opai!"
"Although I don't know who said it..." Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and chuckled and praised, "But the guy who can say such things must be a good guy."
"Hey, this is your line, right? During the Yanagi chapter," Haruta complained expressionlessly, "That's right, the guy who can speak such lines is just a lemur pervert? He just likes the lemur pervert of Oupai, right?"
"Don't you like it?" Jiang Cheng asked back.
"If you like it, you won't say it directly like you!" Qingta shouted with a blushing face, "Okay! Next article!"
"Retirement? Where is this kind of thing in life?"
"This is the line from the Jiaziyuan chapter!" Jiang Cheng said without hesitation.
"It's the Ganweiluo football chapter in Chapter 307!" Haruta corrected.
"It's not a half-baked guy! Half-baked guy can't win the first place in a team of tens of thousands of people! Half-baked guy can't accept his true self at this time! Half-baked guy can't shed tears in such a place! The last and most important point is that Half-baked guy can't admit that he is a half-baked guy! Remember it clearly! Bastard!!"
"It's too long! That fool said such a long line?" Jiang Cheng complained angrily with white eyes, "The whole conversation is half-baked! If I want to add one sentence, that is, people who can say such a long and no nutrition are already full of half-baked!"
"That...you said this sentence too..." Haruta reminded him speechlessly, "In the Owee chapter."
Jiang Cheng:...
"But... I want to choose the latter type of Aru. Even if it's a long way, it doesn't matter. I want to choose the latter type. Maybe smart people will choose the former one at this time, but it doesn't matter, because I'm a fool. It doesn't matter because I'm a fool, so it doesn't matter, because I'm a fool."
"Karao Jiang is so handsome ~ my uncle will always support you~"
"You remember Sister Kagura's lines very clearly..." Haruta complained speechlessly.
"Samurai...a group of stubborn people."
Jiang Cheng lowered his head and snorted softly, and then said in a low voice, "Well, it's good to end like this."
"Where is good?! It's not over yet! Why can you say the words that seem to be the ending summary? It's not over yet! There is still an 800-word vacancy left!" Qingta shouted angrily.
"Hey?!Really?!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise.
"Is this kind of reaction really OK?!" What is it?" Qingta shouted with blue veins flying across her saliva, "Give me a little more serious!"
"Please give me the rest of the time! Lin Jun next door!"
"That book is over long ago!!"
"If this is the case... then please! The next one is Inosuke Kun!"
"Hey! That book is tomorrow! The set next door is over today! There is nothing more today! Only we are left!"
"There's really nothing to do." Jiang Cheng sighed. "Then let's solve it as usual."
——Special dividing line for small theaters—
Chapter 4 of "Three Years Group Z, Teacher Jiang Cheng"!
"Ahem, next is the reader's letter." Jiang Cheng, standing on the podium, cleared his throat, looked at the envelope in his hand and slowly began to recite, "June xx from xx asked, "Has Jiang Cheng been wandering for seven years before he came to Yoshihara? What is his seven years of life? Is Jiang Cheng in the main film a frivolous man? I hope to answer it."
After reading the contents of the letter, Jiang Cheng raised his head, drooped his eyelids and replied without any energy: "Yes, I've been wandering all the time. My life is in the gap between starving to death and being alive. As for frivolity? No, my character setting in the film is just a person with emotional intelligence below the average human value. In other words, it's just an emotional idiot who likes Oppei."
"By the way, Jiang Cheng in the film is actually a very innocent man. When he just entered the sequel period, he had knocked down a girl in strawberry pants at the corner of the school corridor where he had just transferred and had a misunderstanding with him. Finally, he fell in love with him like a pure love comic. Of course, the girl in the dream also had a proud bust."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng took out another letter from his pocket, opened it and read it: "Mr. xx from xx star." "Luffy..."
"Well, today's letter session ends here," Jiang Cheng said, and he crumpled the letter paper in his hand into a ball and threw it into the trash can beside him. "And, everyone in front of the screen! Finally, I would like to remind you that I am in Group Z for three years and I am completely different from the main film! The character settings are completely different! Apart from the same love of games and Oupai, there is no similarity! Remember it carefully for me!"
[It sounds like there is no difference at all...] The students in the audience were silently complaining in their hearts at the same time.
The fourth chapter of "Three Years Group Z, Teacher Jiang Cheng" is over!
Chapter completed!