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Chapter 459: Don't always think that everything you do is for the cat's good, at least you have to learn to think in a different position, right?

At night in Kabukicho Park, Gintoki sat on a small stone fort not far from the swing, looking at the bright moon in the sky, Kondo and Kanei slept soundly on the ground.

"Ah, I'm so hungry and can't sleep," Ginto sighed, muttering to himself with a little depressed feeling: "When will this kind of life last? When will I go back to my original appearance? Shinhachi, Kagura, what are you doing?"

"Hey, eat." Jiang Cheng, holding a shopping bag in his arms, jumped up and placed the shopping bag next to Yin Shiki.

"I thought I would never see you again, but you are really amazing. You can actually run out of that kind of cage." Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng beside him, then leaned into the shopping bag and started eating in small bites.

"Ah, don't worry, there is still a place in this world that can completely trap me. Even if I'm really trapped, just keep breaking the walls."

Jiang Cheng licked his paws and continued disapprovingly: "In recent days, I have been thinking, what is the reason why we become cats? Is it really just because the cats buried below want to punish us? Now it seems that maybe it shouldn't be."

"Have you found any clues?" Gintoki asked while eating.

"No, I'm just a little clue," Jiang Cheng shook his head and looked at the bright full moon in the sky. "I thought this was a punishment, a punishment for us to turn a blind eye to the begging for wild cats on the roadside and ignore their lives, but now it seems not."

"In recent times, I have brought food to wild cats every time. But so many days have passed and it has no effect at all. So I think, if we really became this body because of the cat buried under the small tomb, then what exactly do they want us to do?"

"Can they be able to recover from adulthood by fulfilling their wishes?" Gintoki looked up and thoughtfully replied, "Indeed, it seems that this is the most likely now, but the question is, what exactly is their wishes?"

"I can confirm this," Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yin Shik, "but my power alone can't do that, so I need your help!"

"Although asking "what kind of wish" at this time can make the topic continue according to the trend just now..." Gintoki replied with contempt: "But I really doubt the possibility that your head has come up with."

"It's not wrong," Jiang Cheng shook his head and looked forward with a distant look. "I've confirmed based on what I've seen and heard in the past few days, and today's day of open and secret investigations."

"What the hell is that?" Ginshi asked casually.

"Gintoki, you should have noticed it, right?" Jiang Cheng continued with a serious look on his face: "There is a huge gap between the male and female wild cats here. Not one of the 100 male cats must be a female cat. So I think, perhaps because of this reason, those cats who have not been able to enjoy their death or virginity conveyed to us the resentment of death or virginity, which led to us becoming this body."

"At the time, as usual, I will definitely complain, but for some reason, today I think it makes sense..." Gintoki sighed, "Maybe it's because it really makes sense."

"Let's go!" Jiang Cheng stared at Yin Shi's eyes seriously.

"What are you going to?" Yin Shikyu responded impatiently with a sad face.

"Of course, we need to build a custom shop for cats in the world of stray cats!" Jiang Cheng replied seriously, "I have already formulated the plan. The first step is, starting today, we will gather all the female cats who are willing to do that kind of business in Edo, and then train them! Leave the training part to you, I believe you! Then, the second step is to set a suitable price to open! At the same time, in order to prevent malicious competition, a regulatory mechanism must be established, just like the agency of the Industry and Commerce Administration in the human world, and this kind of thing is handed over to the orangutans and wigs. The third step is that our bodies will automatically return to normal!"

"Why leave the training of the cat wanderer to me?!" Yin Shizui shouted with white eyes, "It's the most suitable thing to leave it to you!"

"Gintoki, I can't do it. This kind of task is the best for you." Jiang Cheng shook his head, "When I went to that kind of place, I only paid attention to the various skills and habits of those wandering girls. So if it were you, I can definitely train them to perfection."

"Who will pay attention to that subtle place!" Yin Tochi cursed with white eyes.

"It's you," Jiang Cheng said naturally, "Every time he would discuss with us what the wandering girl did, and what she liked to use..."

Bang!

"Shut up!" Yin Shi stood with his legs, and roared with white eyes and gave Jiang Cheng a cat punch in the head.

"I'm just telling the truth," Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and argued with an unhappy look. "Now I can't find any other possibilities besides this possibility. In order to restore the original appearance, I have to try various methods, right?"

"You try it alone!"

"It's said that a person's power cannot do such a thing!" Jiang Cheng refuted.

"It's really a group of guys who refuse to give up," Fang Yi's voice came from behind the two of them, and slowly came to the side and squatted down, and continued: "Yin, Jiang, you have never become human again."

After Yin Shikyu whispered, he glanced at Fangichi beside him, "Don't you just take my jokes as if you were listening to them? Do you really believe them? That's so stupid."

"Hmph, why would you pay attention to you if you don't believe it?" Fang Yi snorted softly and said with some disdain.

"Hmm?" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi turned their faces to look at Fang Yi at the same time, and said in confusion.

Fang Yi continued to say to himself: "It's true that I want to give you some advice as my ancestors (seniors) who have walked the same path, but I didn't expect you to be so slow."

"You...can you say it's..." Yin Shikki unconsciously widened his eyes and looked at Fangyi in disbelief.

"Did you finally find out?"

"No way...you!" Gintoki's eyes widened and continued with horror, "It's Doraemon..."

"Wrong! Completely wrong!" Fang Yi complained wildly, "Why does Doraemon appear in the current trend of topics?!"

"That... I'm wondering if the future cat will be an immortal in a sense..." Yin Shikki explained on his own, then glanced at Fangyi's ears, "Will the ears be bitten by a mouse?"

(The ancestor (predecessor), immortal, pronunciation is the same.)

"Who said that the ear was bitten by a mouse! Who said that there is a four-dimensional pocket!"

"Gintoki, you completely misunderstood Fangichi's words," Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed, "Fangichi means that it once wanted to build a store that belongs to wild cats in the world of wild cats, but it failed."

"Your understanding is the most outrageous!" Fang shouted with her eyes rolling.

"Hey? If it's not Doraemon, what is that?" Gintoki asked in confusion, and then suddenly thought of something, looked at Fangichi with surprise, and continued incoherently: "Can you say you are... Pa... Pa... Pa... Pa meow?"

"It's Parmen, right?" Fang Yi complained a little crazy, "Why is it a subtle time travel? There is no one? Only the chimpanzee! The one on No. 2!"

(Little Superman Parmen: The same author as Doraemon, and his creation was earlier than Doraemon. In addition, No. 2 in Little Superman Parmen is a chimpanzee.)

"Hey, hey, are you a lie?" Ginto looked at Fangyi with a sweaty face, standing on both legs, holding his forehead with his front paws, looking panicked, and stuttering, "Then why... why... why is Lord Frieza in such a place?!"

"It's just a forehead image!" While roaring, Fang's forehead blew with blue veins and slammed heavily on Yin Shi's forehead.

After Bang!'s sound, a big bag bulged on Yinshi's forehead.

"Don't you understand? I was once a human being like you." Fang looked at the night sky in the distance and said slowly.

"...Hey? Hey—?!" After a little stunned, Gintoki stood up in shock and pointed at Fangichi in surprise, "So you are not the final form of Lord Frieza?!"

"Is there the place that should be surprised?!" Fang Yibai's eyes were white and complained wildly.

Jiang Cheng snorted softly and sighed softly: "Ah, I didn't expect to hear something amazing again. It's really surprising..."

"Wait for me! You have been a cat boss here for many years, right?" Yin Shik suddenly thought of something, looked at Fangyi with a waterfall and sweaty face. His ears trembled unconsciously, and several black lines appeared under the corners of his eyes. He then asked tentatively: "How many years have you been a cat?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng also reacted, his face instantly, and then he twitched his eyes and slowly turned his head mechanically and looked at Fang Yi.

"...It was thirteen years ago that I became a cat." Fang Yi replied slowly.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi spewed out a mouthful of blood at the same time and crawled down to the ground at the same time.

"So I've said it a long time ago, and it can't be returned to its original appearance," Fang Yi continued slowly, "Well, the weight of the curse you carry is different from that of you."

"In other words, when playing games in the future, you can only use two claws?" Jiang Chengsheng, who was lying in a pool of blood, said with no hope.

"Is this the only thing you care about?!" Yin Tochiba said wildly with his eyes, then sat up again and looked at Fangichi on the side, "Have you given up and turned back into a human?"

"That is a sin that I cannot escape and must bear."

Fang Yi slowly spoke: "I was not a normal guy before I became a cat, and there has been no change from now. I am an annoying existence that can only be solved by violence in everything..."
Chapter completed!
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