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Chapter 454: You think a kawaii one is also very kawaii, right?

"I get it," Kondo nodded, then waved to everyone and turned around, but suddenly something came to mind, turned around and asked, "All-Time House, can you bring you the signature of Chris Hemsworth? As for Lord Yoshiichi, is Tessa Thompson okay?"

"You're so tall!" Gintoki cursed with white eyes, "And I don't like the new work of the man in black at all! The only thing I like is the first trilogy!"

"Stop quarrel!" Fang Yi couldn't help but yell, "That kind of thing doesn't matter! What's important is that I want you to see things next! Come on! Bastards!"

At this moment, Jiang Cheng and others calmed down and followed Fang Yi silently again.

"Sure enough..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then sighed and looked at Fangyi who was walking in front of him. "Fangyi likes new works, it's all because Gintoshi you said too much just now, which made him angry."

"Yes, Gintoki," Gui closed her eyes and echoed, "No matter what you said just now, it's too much. It's worthless to demote the new work, which makes Fang Yidian angry. You must know that even a new work like shit will be liked by someone."

"No, you are the one who is the most outrageous, right?" Gintoe complained speechlessly, "It's just said it's shit, and it's just said it's a guy who likes shit. But then again, does it really like that kind of "dirty"? It's really strange to have interest."

"In my opinion, there is no difference between you two at all..." Jiang Cheng silently complained with expressionless face.

"But then again, is it really okay for us to wander around in such places?" Gintoki said in confusion, and then looked at Yoichi who was walking in the front again, "Where does he want to take us?"

"Maybe I have to take us to a shop like cats for a drink," Jiang Cheng said casually.

"No more! There is no such store in the cat world!" Gintoki complained with white eyes.

"Maybe it's planned to teach us how to hunt," Gui said.

"Hey?" Gintoki let out a puzzled voice and looked at Yoichi in front of him again, "Why did that guy do that? It was the fierce guy who suddenly attacked us after we became a cat."

"No, I haven't experienced that kind of trial." Jiang Cheng reminded.

"Shut up! You cat!"

"Who is a domestic cat?! Do you want to die?!"

"Actually, I haven't experienced that kind of trial," Kondo said, "It's so strange."

"I'm so surprised that you are!" Gintoki shouted, "You are not a cat but a gorilla, are you?"

"Actually, I also received that baptism, but I was very confused," Gui continued to say to himself, "I believe you two can see that you two have seen it. His Highness Fangyi didn't feel serious at that time. Moreover, all the new cats have basically received that baptism, but none of them have been seriously injured. As long as they see that the other party does not retreat and dare to face themselves, they will stop."

At this moment, a girl's scream suddenly came from below, and Jiang Cheng and others also noticed the scene below. At this time, the girls were talking about girls at the entrance of the alley.

"Look! The cats are walking in line!" A girl pointed to the four cats and ape on the eaves of the alley.

Fang Yi, who was walking in front of everyone, jumped down first and landed steadily in front of a group of girls.

"Ala, isn't this Fangyi?" Aliang, wearing a red checkered bathrobe, held his knees with his hands and looked at Fangyi with his body lightly, "Have you brought your good friends out to play?"

Immediately afterwards, Aliang stretched out his hand, and Fangichi also walked towards Aliang.

"Aliang, do you know it?" a girl next to her asked in confusion.

Aliang, who was constantly frosting the beak, replied: "It is a wild cat who often comes to the store to ask for food."

As he said that, Aliang began to stroke Fangyi's head, and Fangyi also showed a very enjoyable expression, constantly rubbing Aliang's hand with his head and making a "guru" sound that would only make when it is very comfortable.

Looking at Fangyi who was surrounded by a girl below, Gintoki's entire cat was in a bad state.

"Then...what is going on with that guy? Why is it so popular?" Gintoe complained in surprise, "It's just an uncle, but he's so ugly!"

"Listen," Fang turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng and other cats. "Food is not something you can get by just looking for someone. Young girls are very good targets. Not only do they like cute things, but they also have many self-thinking themselves who say cute to animals. In addition, there are single young people who are afraid of loneliness, and the snot-nosed ghost with strong curiosity is also a good target. After discovering the target, they must please her and be cute. Listen! The most important thing is behavior, and the goal is ugly and cute!"

Looking at Fang Yi lying on the ground and enjoying the caress of a group of girls stroking her belly, Jiang Cheng complained with contempt: "No, I think you just want to be touched by the girls, right? You old cat!"

Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking, Kondo on the side could no longer hold back and shouted excitedly: "Ugly cute?! Is this dreamy style actually there in the animal world?! I do it, I do it! My real destination may be here!"

As he said that, Kondo turned around and began to scramble to clean himself. After about two seconds, Kondo took his own clean and turned around.

"How is it? Ugly cute? Disgusting cute?" Kondo, wearing an ice cream car uniform and a yellow bow tied on his head, pointed his index fingers on his cheeks, shook his head left and right and asked Jiang Cheng and others.

"It's ugly and disgusting," Gintoki replied silently, and then continued with a serious look on his face: "It's not possible at all! Your ugly ingredients are too strong! Ordinary practices will only worsen the situation! It will only make people more annoying!"

"What did you say?! Don't underestimate the gorilla!" Kondo retorted angrily: "Do you know the scientific name of orangutan? It is the orangutan (Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla). Wherever you go, you are the orangutan! Even if you reincarnate, you are the orangutan! Save me-!"

(Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla: The most common scientific name of the mountain gorilla,)

"Calm down! Orangutans and Orangutans!" Gui said, "We will only be defeated one by one when we act alone! Do you know Shimura Zoo? Just chimpanzees walking with puppies is very popular. We will use that Orangutan and Cat version! "Orangutans and Shimura guerrilla warfare!"

(Shimura Zoo (Dog orangutan Adventure): A Japanese variety show, which shows chimpanzees and bulldogs completing daily human life tasks together, host Ken Shimura, etc.)

"I see!"

"Then call Ken Shimura soon!" Gui continued.

"I understand! I'll go to Higashimura Mountain!" Kondo nodded and replied without hesitation.

(Takamurayama: the hometown of the famous Japanese funny artist Ken Shimura.)

"Hey! It has nothing to do with Shimura!" Gintoki complained with white eyes.

"Only when that funny Dizhi Village cried and laughed, it will resonate with the audience!" Gui Yi retorted seriously.

"That's just Shimura's tear-jerking battle!"

As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came from the side, "Oh, are you still discussing a combat plan that is useless here? Hiccup~"

"Have you gone to steal food again?" Looking at the oil stains that had not been wiped clean from Jiang Cheng's mouth, Yin Shikki cursed with saliva, "Can't you bring us with you?! Bastard!"

"But, I just saw that you were chatting so hard, so I couldn't bear to disturb you." Jiang Cheng wiped his face with his claws a few times and continued, "But I can tell you my combat plan just now. Thanks to that one, I was very full just now. Hiccup~"

"Hey, Jiang," Fang, who was standing beside him, quickly said, "No, they can't do it, only a guy like you can use that method! Their level..."

Looking at Fangyi's eagerness to speak, Ginshi's heart was inexplicably filled with nameless fire: "What's wrong with our level?! Tell me clearly! Are we three of us not as good as it?!"

"Yes! Which point we can't compare to it!" Kondo shouted dissatisfiedly.

"Don't underestimate the warrior!" Gui shouted.

"Look? Even if you stop them, it's useless." Jiang Cheng said with an indifferent look, "Okay, I'll contribute the props I just used to you for free. If you want to try it, go."

Half a minute later, Jiang Cheng looked at the two cats and agrizz in front of him and said, "Yo Xi, it's OK! Come on!"

Gintoki, Kanei and Kondo looked at the small wooden sign hanging on their chest and fell into a long silence.

The brand says:

"Service:Price"

"Frosted chin: 1,000 yuan"

"Touch the head: 2,000 yuan"

"Touching the back: 3,000 yuan"

"Touching the abdomen: 5,000 yuan"

"Statement: The prices displayed are all priced at one minute. If you reach five minutes, you can get 20% off! Finally, please note that the privacy parts cannot be touched! Once touched, the fine is 300 million yuan!!"

"Where is this a black store?!" Gintoe complained frantically, "It's too expensive! How could someone come!"

"No, I've earned a lot of money by this." Jiang Cheng retorted, "I just went to Xuxuyuan to eat. Hiccup~"

"How do wild cats get into that kind of high-end barbecue restaurant?!" Gintoki shouted with white eyes and saliva flying, then turned to look at Kanei and Kondo, "You two..."

Gintoki, who had just started talking about something, suddenly found the two of them squatting on the street, constantly calling passers-by.

"Hohaha~(Miss, let's play together?" Kondo kept glaring at the young ladies after one, "Hohaha! (Today's discount~ You can touch your whole body for only 500 yuan~)"

"Meow~(The new store is open, and you can play with you for a long time if you only have 400 yuan~)" Gui greeted, "Meow (you can touch the meat balls~)"

"They're really helpless..." Gintoe silently complained.

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Chapter completed!
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