Chapter 437: "Your Name" (Version by Jiang Chengyue)(1/2)
early morning.
Didi, Didi...
"Ah, it's so annoying..."
After hearing the sound of the alarm clock, "Jiang Cheng", who was lying in the quilt, muttered irritably, stretched out his right hand from the quilt without opening his eyes and raised it to the alarm clock at the head of the bed.
Bang!
"It hurts so much!"
"Jiang Cheng" suddenly opened his eyes, clenched his right hand tightly, and curled up in the quilt, with tears even looming in the corners of his eyes.
"That hateful woman!" "Jiang Cheng" gritted his teeth and cursed in a low voice, "What kind of weapon did you change my alarm clock to? Bastard!"
"There's no way, get up."
After saying this, "Jiang Cheng" rubbed his sleepy eyes, stood up and yawned, and scratched his butt. Mi stared and walked towards the bedroom door.
[The body feels a little strange,] "Jiang Cheng", who was still yawning, was walking towards the bathroom step by step, thinking, [Is it because I played games too late yesterday? I feel like my body is a little light, but my chest seems to be a little heavy... I would have known it would have been a little more sleep...]
After walking into the bathroom, turning on the faucet and washing his face, "Jiang Cheng" raised his head and opened his eyes. However, when he looked, he saw Yue Yong standing opposite him at this time.
"Is the water in your room shut down? Yueyue," Jiang Cheng asked, looking at Yue Yong, who was also sleepy, "Why do you have to use the bathroom in my room?"
Looking at Yue Yong who only opened his mouth but did not make a sound, "Jiang Cheng" was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly reacted, quickly lowered his head and looked at his body, and at the same time reached out to touch his face.
Looking at Yue Yong in front of him who was doing the same action as him, "Jiang Cheng" finally understood what was going on.
"No!!" Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted frantically, then rushed out of the bathroom and headed straight towards the door.
On the other side, in the corridor, "Yueyong", who was also wearing pajamas, was running quickly in a certain direction.
"Jiang Cheng" opened the door and saw that "Yueyong" was staring at him with a look of shame and anger.
At the same time, familiarity... cannot be said to be familiar, it is clearly the BGM that was secretly recorded from other works.
"Your name...no! Return my body to me!!" "Jiang Cheng" and "Yue Yong" instantly grabbed each other's collar and said while gritting their teeth.
"Wait! Stop it!" "Jiang Cheng "pointed to the sun wheel that was pushed by Qingta beside the door, "Switch off the recording machine! The BGM that secretly recorded is not needed at all!"
"Ala, don't you both like it?" Rilun turned off his legs and put on the recorder, looking at the two of them with a smile on his face.
"Bastard! What did you do?!" "Yue Yong" cursed gritting his teeth, "What did you do to my body?!"
"I want to ask you! What did you do to my body?" "Jiang Cheng" gritted his teeth and said hatefully, "Get back my body!"
"Brother Jiang Cheng, Sister Yue Yong." Qingta shouted to the two of them, "Don't argue."
"Can you tell me that you can tell us who we are now?" Jiang Cheng, who thought of something, pointed at himself and looked at Haruta, "Who am I?"
"Brother Jiang Cheng." Qingta replied.
"Then me?" "Yueyong" also pointed at herself and looked at Haruta.
"Sister Yue Yong." Haruta replied again.
"Why did you know?" "Jiang Cheng" shouted madly, then pointed at the smiling Rim, "And you! It's so strange! I put the BGM of "Your Name" early in the morning. Did you say you knew this kind of development early in the morning?!"
"I know." Rilun narrowed his eyes and smiled, then raised an index finger and continued, "After all, it's a special plan. The production team suddenly sent an emergency contact from the production team in the early morning, saying that the sponsor suddenly asked for a replacement of the protagonist, but it seems that it's not easy to find someone at this time. After all, it's such a person who is not very popular and is unwilling to come here to be the protagonist."
"Then, considering that if the protagonist cannot be changed, how about changing the protagonist's personality, that is, changing the soul? Now it seems that it is really an unexpected success."
"Where did it work?!" Jiang Cheng shouted frantically, "My most important golden TAMA is gone! And there are two more pieces of fat on the chest that is useless! Although I do like Oppein, I am a man! If this body goes out and says that kind of thing, it will definitely be considered lily! So soft things can't be done! Although I haven't done that kind of thing for a long time recently,... no! This kind of development cannot be done!"
"That," "Yueyong" suddenly reacted at this moment, pointed at himself and looked at the Sun Wheel, "That is to say, starting from now on, am I the protagonist?"
"That's right, from now on, you will be the protagonist." Rilun tilted his head to one side and looked at "Yueyong" with a smile on his face, "Please come on."
"There is no way, so I can only get on this. From today on, my name is Yuexiong." Yuexiong nodded, then picked up the cigarette pole that he found somewhere and put it in his mouth.
"Hey, wait for me." "Jiang Cheng" squinted Doudou's eyes and looked at "Yue Yong" with contempt, "Why did you accept it so easily? Could it be that this special project has a contribution to you? Is it a reason that "although I stay by the protagonist, I still don't have many scenes, so I'm very distressed"?"
"No...No..." Yuexiong silently passed away, but a blush appeared on his cheeks unnaturally.
"Hey, your level of lying is too low," Jiang Cheng complained without expression, "Also, return my body quickly, otherwise I may not do anything strange to your body..."
"You bastard, do you want to use my body to do something like this and that to threaten me?" Yuexiong cursed with a red face.
"Too close! Too close!" "Jiang Cheng" pushed Yuexiong's face away, "It's awkward to get his face so close!"
"Tell you in advance that even if you use your body to do strange things, I don't care." Yuexiong picked up his hand and snorted lightly, "That is the body of Yueyong, but now I am Yuexiong. Even if you do something shameful to that body, I won't feel anything. Moreover, I have said before that I have abandoned my identity as a woman, but I didn't expect that I would even give up my original body. So now, no matter what you do to that body, it doesn't matter to me."
"Hey—? Is that true?" "Jiang Cheng" narrowed his eyes, then stretched out his hand to his chest, "After all, it's my body now, so you don't care what I do, right? Then take this opportunity..."
As he said that, "Jiang Cheng"'s hand was already pressed on his chest.
"Ah, the touch is average. Compared to softness, it feels more muscle." "Jiang Cheng" commented while rubbing, thinking, noticing that Yuexiong's face had turned completely red.
"You... where are you touching, bastard?" While shouting, Yuexiong directly punched "Jiang Cheng" to the ceiling.
"No...don't you say you don't care what I do?" "Jiang Cheng" hung on the ceiling said weakly, "And this is your body, why can you even take action against your own body? By the way, my body is too strong?"
"Indeed," Yuexiong clenched his fists and felt his strength carefully and nodded. "If you have this kind of strength, Baihua's work will be easier in the future."
"That's my strength!" After pulling his head out of the ceiling, "Jiang Cheng" fell to the ground, he pointed at himself and said, "That's my original body! It's something I've used since I was born! It's my body that I've used for twenty-seven years! What you noticed isn't right? Or are you really not going to change it back?!"
"I think this is good," Yuexiong replied.
"Bastard!" Jiang Cheng whispered, then turned his face to look at Rihwa, "Rihwa, are there any special guests that need to be received recently? Let me go! I will make good use of this body!"
"What are you bastard going to do with my body?!" Yuexiong cursed with white eyes.
"What are you doing? It's just work," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, "By the way, you were just called Death God Taifu? Today I started to change my name, and now I am called Ou Pilgrim S Kingdom I Taifu!"
"You bastard!"
"By the way, I'll take a shower first," said Jiang Cheng, turning directly into the door, "Rider, the guest will ask you to arrange it. I will serve the guests well. There is no problem with three people walking, one hundred people walking!"
"Stop it!" Yuexiong rushed in directly, pressed Jiang Cheng's shoulder and shouted in shame.
"Hey? Are you going to be the first guest?" "Jiang Cheng" turned his head and said indifferently, then waved his hand, "This is not possible. No matter what, I can't do that with my original body. But if there are 300 million, I can consider it and I will train you well..."
"Wash the inner body!" Yuexiong waved his fist directly.
"Come on," Jiang Cheng pointed at his face, "Call here, come on, it's not my body anyway, just hit it casually, as long as you don't care, I don't care. If you feel it doesn't matter, I will just bear it for a little bit of pain and it will pass, come on!"
"Bastard!" Yuexiong gritted his teeth and cursed hatefully, then turned around directly, "Then, I'll go and relax a little, various shops in Yoshihara."
"Bastard! Stop it!" "Jiang Cheng" instantly reached out and stopped Yuexiong, staring at his big red eyes and said word by word, "What are you going to do with my body?!"
"Go to do soft things."
"I really killed you!" As he said that, "Jiang Cheng" raised his fist and rushed towards his face. "I didn't expect it?! This method! Because it was not his own body, he could do it!"
"Then I'll come too!" As he said that, Yuexiong punched him hard in the face.
Outside the door, watching the two of them punching him, Hirara and Haruta were speechless.
"Are they... abused themselves?" Qingta squinted Doudou's eyes and complained expressionlessly.
...
In the bathroom.
"Jiang Cheng" with a bruised nose and a swollen face was blocking his important position with a bath towel, and was enjoying Yuexiong's back wipe service on his back.
"I said... why did it turn out like this?" Jiang Cheng said with a blank expression, "It's so strange? Why can't I even take a shower by myself?"
"Shut up! If you dare to take off your blindfold, I will go for a sex change surgery!" Yuexiong threatened.
"Don't you see them all in the end?! Use my eyes! Is it okay? My eyes are fine? Will they just blind? Remember to wash your eyes well afterwards! Please!"
"Whose body you said will blind people?!" Yuexiong cursed.
"Of course it's yours," Jiang Cheng replied without thinking, "And can you say less? It's strange to listen to your own voice. No, it's not right! It's just because of body exchange. Voice actors exchange."
As he said that, "Jiang Cheng" waved to the front, "Goodbye, Haoshi. Hello, Yuko! Please take care of him more, Yuko! Goodbye, Jiang Cheng's fans. Yue Yong's fans, I will try my best to give you benefits, and give you some killings to everyone every day."
"Hey, shut up, or I'll make an appointment for sex change surgery for this body now." Yuexiong said coldly.
"Bastard!" "Jiang Cheng" instantly got up and pulled off his blindfold and turned around and looked at Yuexiong hatefully.
However, before he could speak, Jiang Cheng, who had stepped on the soap, slid his feet and his body involuntarily fell downwards, and his forehead hit Yuexiong's forehead.
Dong--
After this attack, the two fell to the ground at the same time...
"It hurts," Jiang Cheng stood up, rubbed his forehead, and complained, "You are a man now, right? Shouldn't you be a gentleman at this time?"
As he said that, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, but when he saw this, Jiang Cheng was suddenly stunned. Of course, Yue Yong, who was also stunned.
"Recover...recover..." The two of them looked at their bodies the same.
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and ran straight to the bathroom door, shouting: "I saw nothing!!"
Yue Yong, who also reacted, paused for two seconds, his face turned completely red, and his eyes turned into mosquito-shaped repellent and kept spinning.
"You...you...you..." Yue Yong covered her chest and said incoherently. Then, due to excessive shame and anger, her eyes turned down.
Jiang Cheng, who was about to open the bathroom door when he heard the sound behind him, asked without looking back: "What's wrong? Is it okay? Hello?"
After half a minute, Jiang Cheng didn't hear Yue Yong's voice. Then he turned his mind, pulled a piece of cloth from his clothes, covered his eyes and turned around, and walked step by step towards Yue Yong who had fainted...
To be continued...